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The story of a dolphin poster Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 07:45:16 ID: 2b4f09 No.22314 [Reply] [Last]
He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.
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>>47700 you can also copy image (dragging to desktop works fīne too) how do you use volatility dump tool also why was the julay domain parked 1 month ago even though it shuts down on 2020-07-27 (is this some sort of test)
Dolphin has succeeded in making me not want to bother with the Гунтstream anymore in fact of course. Instead of spamming it more than the Гунтs dlive chat, he now has a bot to do it for him. I am officially a-logged. Will robi do anything ever?
>Andys hero makes him cry for copying his show >being a degenerate >and being a cuck or "his sub" <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/czVgvv_hx6E?start=1" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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>>63184 no i run clabchan not dolphin

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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply] [Last]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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>>61715 AntiFa didn't write this, CNN did
>>61862 HEY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I JUSTED WANTED TO TELL U THAT RICK IN MORTY IS MEGA GAYBO AND I HOPE U GO TO REDDIT AND DIE YOU NORMALSHIT SCUM NEWFAG PLEBBITOR NERD SCIENCE KID!!!!
>>61862 huh i didn't know it was possible to fit an entire episode on a small webm >>62715 boo 0/10 gore (just kidding) >>62779 should i summon the barneyfag

Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

Rules
1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
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>>55461 it's on 8kunt.op
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Phantom Organization makes a stream making fun of Josh and the retarded allegation that Leo is a Furfag. Leo finds out and spergs out thinking that Phantom was actually calling him a furry. Why does Leo have Zero Chill? Is the Гунт going to be saved from the Corn fields by Leo's autism?
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/cow/ is back?!
>>44344 >oy vey== What did anon mean by this

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:
Full Timeline
https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT
http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
Archived Threads:
https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR
http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
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WHITE AMERICUCKS SEETHING AND COPING WHILE THEY RAPIDLY APPROACH 50% OF THE POPULATION ALL THANKS TO TRUMP'S LEGAL SHITSKIN IMMIGRANTS, WHICH HE WANTS AND I QUOTE "IN LARGEST NUMBERS EVER!"
>>65215 Congrats Gimp, meanwhile all Гунт can smash is alien looking 5head bitches
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>>65283 > Americans in 2016 > "lol look at those europeans and all their censorship laws lmao and they don't have guns to fight back. I'm so glad for being american, at least we're free and we have guns lol eurocucks" > America 2020 > country is getting blacked on an regular basis > libtards being allowed to destroy american history without repercussion > suddenly media and celebs talking white privilage making social justice relevant again > trump signing new laws and policies to regulate internet usage > "lol what you think we're going to exercise our right lmao fbi glowies amirite" I'm not saying you guys should shoot a mosque like some other idiot did, but holy fuck at least get angry.
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>>65294 WINNING
>>65215 damn I'm jelly

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING
http://archive.is/cU5M1

UD:
>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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Didn't foxdick get hacked recently again?
Jewsh lost another source of money the other week and is down to random crypto donations, bravecoin, and something else. Word on the street is that he gave out information on that something else to someone who promised to give him $100 a month, and for a laugh the person who he gave the information to handed it over to the Sams. Since they received the information, there are aspects of this payment method which make Jewsh very interesting as Sam has been contacted by law enforcement in three different countries. Jewsh hasnt been a good boy.
>>64340 very cool sam
>>62704 lol, what a baby
>>64340 what happened to 9chan?

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 03:08:56 No.8041 [Reply] [Last]
hi josh

i know you lurk cow

fuck you
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>>54565 >you all wish you had created an unprofitable, high cost and high maintenance generic forum website yes, you are right, damn where did I fail in life. Probably by doing a degree, having a job and a family. Imagine all those years I could have enjoyed being on the run by the law, constantly struggling to make ends means in a foreign country thousands of miles away from my non existent friends, constantly worrying on how to keep the only thing in life up that matters, foxdicksfarms. Josh made it, he is a rockstar
>>54594 Chasing stability is for cucks. Real men like Josh gets high on danger and the constant struggle to fight and rise above. Of course beta providers like you wouldn't understand his way of life.
>>54578 >>54590 >>54594 Dilate and cope
Itt: a lot of foxdick fags larp as Jewish haters while in the next tab over they suck his dick on his shitty board. What ever happened to calling out foxdickers for what they are?
heard 9chan was taken down by the FBI?

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Charlie Adler Thread Anonymous 05/16/2020 (Sat) 02:48:35 ID: ed5ab8 No.54774 [Reply] [Last]
Seriously! What the hell happened to this guy?!?!
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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062 [Reply] [Last]
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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>>64089 At least Chris-chan's mom likes him enough to let him stay.
>>24062 based af!!!!
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>>30867 what went wrong here
>>24103 can someone explain what this mentally ill faggot retard is trying to accomplish here hardly looks like a "suicide attempt" to me
>>65105 massive amounts of burben he also had a panic attack that he still had a penis, and was crying, wishing that it would go away, on the same stream

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CatboyKami the streamer formerly known as Lolisocks Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 22:05:47 ID: 61b3aa No.24932 [Reply] [Last]
Kami (as he calls himself) is a crossdressing IRL streamer from Brisbane Australia. He is best known for leeching off Nick Fuentes and dressing as a "catboy". He used to streams his entire life as a NEET 24/7 from his room which had posters of lolis plastered all over the walls and sex toys scattered across the floor. He has been banned from a number of streaming sites including dlive, twitch and mixer. He proclaims to have been diagnosed as autistic, this is very likely to be true given his poor social skills and his inability to refrain from discussing "redpilled" topics. He streams from this channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCC7Q2o-qeM2N3n5ZEDNq_bw His earliest streams can be found on his "main channel, along with his edited videos https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFeLOPWbIj2O1rOq14KI_iA
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post his nudes
>>64989 Who would you rather fuck? The Catboy or the blonde girl?
typical far right faggots, homosexuality=degeneracy but paedophilia= absolutely fine! Optics boys, you don't want dirty lefties waltzing in here to screencap a bunch of you defending paedophiles People are starting to associate racetard nazifaggotry with paedophilia and it don't look good
>>65166 >typical far right faggots, homosexuality=degeneracy but paedophilia= absolutely fine! But literally the opposite is true! Spencer, Greg Johnson and co. are all (crypto) faggots. >People are starting to associate racetard nazifaggotry with paedophilia and it don't look good Oh no. National socialism might become socially unacceptable! What are we to do?!?
>>65193 >What are we to do?!? Keep being passive aggressive while you go extinct. White genocide wasn't a real thing until you faggots decided to betray your entire race by acting this way.

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Anonymous 05/06/2020 (Wed) 20:33:13 ID: 60dc0d No.47490 [Reply] [Last]
'sup, /cow/boys Here to tell you guys that we have officially begun preparations for Infinity Cup 2020, our autistic simulation of virtual sportsball. Come and have fun with us and shitpost over at https://anon.cafe/icup/
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>>52508 Well, we could, but we probably need a new roster and kits, http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//cow/ exists but it's painfully outdated.
>>47831 This
>>55563 >painfully outdated That's an understatement. Phil Fish is on the roster.
So, you guys want in on this cup?
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Hello friends, just here to remind you that if you want to participate, please come and alert us over at anon.cafe/icup/ so we can keep a open slot for you.

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