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/cowrevolt/ victory thread PissDrizzle#Ic7/rT 10/24/2019 (Thu) 21:26:46 Id:a8a172 No. 14492 [Reply]
Sup retards?
I see you're already enjoying my amazing triangular filter, I can already feel the confusion which can only lead to everyone moving over to >>/cowrevolt/.

For anyone that missed it, here is my glorious victory over naziJEWS https://mega.nz/#!r01W3aIC!WjnhcB7lUuHONPlmpXSAgPlhTmBN3WMHC7YX96pLYuY

Clearly GAMERGATE has won again, will never be beaten and is eternally better then /cow/.

Now I hope we can move on from /cow/s racist past and move into a beautiful future full of inclusivity and to fucking loves her pussy the SJW's, and let's leave some based ecelebs like SARGON alone allright?

Try not to be too butthurt /cow/ got officially beaten, maybe one day I will allow a rematch ;^).

ps: Yes it took a while for me to set this all up, turns out my friend who was selling me thc gummybears was just selling me regular ones and making me pay $3 a piece, he has now also been added to the list of NOTFRIENDS and I've started just smoking regular weed for now from my based black friend.
So that took some time, but at least my dad is being less of a dick bickers he thinks smoking is less "faggy" then vaping hes a stupid bigot i know but don't worry another friend says he might have a hookup for some thc to vape that isn't full of poison, so fingers crossed guys.
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>>14492
test
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>8chan gold™
>>18514
I cried laughing at this, 6k of these were paypigging him.
Nicky Lim has to be laughing his way to the bank.
>>18514
That'll be a big fat no from me. If Jim wants those shekels he's going to need to court the Q crowd hard.

Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No. 1 [Reply]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

Rules
1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
Edited last time by robi on 08/06/2019 (Tue) 15:43:16.
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I hope you goyim are still using this thread for /cow/ meta.

>>16037
Time will tell. Our hosts are doing a great job with julay.world, and I'm not in a hurry to leave, but know that they're hosting us at their expense.
>>16037
8kun glows brighter than the sun. I don't get why everyone is in such a hurry to return back to it.
>>16216
We're both here forever, matey.
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>Dear Jim Watkins, if you really want to advertise 8kun on JulayWorld you're free to buy ad julay. Hit me up at admin@julay.world.
HEY JIM WANT SOME PURPLE DIESEL?
LOL HMU

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Alt Chan Federation: A tale of multiple shills Robi Root 09/18/2019 (Wed) 18:03:11 Id:3e82c4 No. 7486 [Reply]
In 2019 the year of our kike Lord, anons suffered many hardships.
>8chan goes offline
>Forced to wander until eventually finding bunkers to hide in
>Lots of cocks is lost and some anons never find their way to the promised land
In the weeks that followed anons built up bunkers and attempted to populate them with cocks they had saved. The Webring system was created through a joint effort between /a/ and Julay. There were minor fights between anons from different boards, but a mutual respect was there and in-fighting was kept to a minimum.
Like all good things, however, faggots will eventually show up seeking fame, attention, and money. There is always a namefag lurking around looking to become the next moot or cripplekike.
What follows is a dump of private discord voice and text chats that will show you exactly how such people operate and how stupid they think (you), the average anon is.
Some back story: On 9/12/19, the admins of Julay were invited into a private Discord server populated with admins from several imageboards. These admins were seeking to build an "imageboard federation". They ran multiple gayops; shilling their boards all over 4chan, Reddit, Twitter, and some forums populated by boomers. They agreed to split the userbase of various boards like /pol/, /x/, /v/, and others between their websites. There were schemes to make money off anons and drive them into various unrelated websites and GoFundMe/fund raising operations.
The admins of Julay played along to obtain these recordings and dump this information. It should be noted that not every member of this server was participating in this activity that >we witnessed. I will let the dumps speak for themselves and you can decide who the main offenders were on your own.
The bulk of the first recording is in low quality due to a badly configured OBS. I forgot it was set to a very low bitrate/resolution because I was using it for another purpose the last time I recorded something. All other recordings are in better quality. Despite the low quality in the first 6 hour recording it's easy to tell who's speaking in voice chat. Use the other recordings to verify the names if you're unsure.
The intent of this release is not to drive traffic to Julay but to spread awareness of the actions of the people in this Discord server. Most of the parties involved have been spamming various boards for many years and are well known. This is just to give you an idea of how they operate, how they really are, and what they think of (You), the average anon. >We fully expect to be DDOSed for releasing this information and have taken steps to prevent loss of data. >We apologize to any boards >we host if this happens but >we felt releasing this information was important.
More recordings exist but this is already 7+ hours of material to go through. This is the bulk of the bad stuff. >We are still going through recordings and will dump anything we consider note worthy at a later time.
It should be noted that nearly everyone in this server doxed themselves within a day of inviting us to it. If we were really in the mood to do so, we could probably give you their real names and all their social media accounts. We've withheld such information in the hopes that they'll realize they're faggots and stop this type of behavior or, better yet, fuck off and leave anons alone.
t. The Julay Admins.
Reminder: Julay is a board of peace.
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>>7862
>you are a paedophile, aren't you
all the tranny goons are
julay.world has /fascist/ no /pol/ is nanochan safe? http://nanochanqwrwtmamtnhkfwbbcducc4i62ciss4byo6f3an5qdkhjngid.onion/pol/
>>18693
/pol/ here is back to what it was originally >>>/n/

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Furfag general thread Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 22:37:50 Id:34da64 No. 5068 [Reply]
Some guy an hero'd his hands so he could get them amputated and replaced with paws
lel
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And wagecucks can now pay for his disability benefits. How does that make you feel wagies?
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PEAK

CLOWN

WORLD
>>15620
>Homosexuality is morally wrong!*faps to anthro animals*
Stupid cunt.
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>>18755
This in fact of course. Furries are at least as abhorrent as homosexuals.

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No. 2 [Reply]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:
Full Timeline
https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT
http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
Archived Threads:

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He didn't know what Sudan's flag looked like before today, but let him tell you all about the complexities of African politics and how it ties back to nationalism (nazis).
>>18862
seems like he's trying to play it off as "heh some of you might not know this fact that I only figured out five minutes ago...heh but palestine isn't sudan.... heh thought you might want to know that..."
>>18862
Isn't Sudan some borderline failed state? I doubt the central government there has any power projection capability.
>>18850
>incel faggot rage
>t. Shitrat of the Orient
Don't kink shame her for her fetish, Chungus.
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THE IMPEACHENING OF ORANGE MAN BAD CONTINUES
https://cytu.be/r/Guntstream

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Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck Anonymous 09/07/2019 (Sat) 23:17:41 Id:26dfeb No. 6064 [Reply]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and nigger dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):

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>>17874
>even jack hasbro went back to 4ch
8ch... is over
I think this is Z*ch's thread - https://julay.world/v/res/2702.html
When is zach's birthday???
>>18728
April 15th, 1990
>>18728
November 30, 1990 as you can see in his dox: >>6066
If anons could pay him a visit it would be funny. Just bring a Harry Potter movie, some Delirium beer and a motel reservation.
>>18793
Hey Zach

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Gahoole2 / Patrick Nelson Anonymous 10/20/2019 (Sun) 16:56:36 Id:60a3a1 No. 13514 [Reply]
A failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/tv/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", known for shilling his unfunny garbage on ghettogaggers and imageboards.

Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is balding at 22.

His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>18352
I don't think Gayhole has ever done cardio in his life besides huffing and puffing at Zach and cuckime.
so apparently gayholes weakness is his balding scalp
>>18848
Zach is Mark Mann's alter ego.

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Chris Chan Thread:JULAY.WORLD EDITION Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 00:22:57 Id:9e34de No. 10276 [Reply]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARBRA WESTON CHANDLER U R TRULY A ELEGANT WOMYN
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>>16345
Good, maybe we can have some actual lulz
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CWC rages after MLP G5 introduction, challenges Hasbro to a card battle.
I like how executives smile when they see these abominations
>>18724
It's too bad he won't do anything more then bitch and moan on twitter when his animal fucker cartoon doesn't go the way he wants it. It'd be funny to see him actually try and do something for a change.
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>>18831
Chris will turn her into a Rosechu soon.

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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 Id:9ba07f No. 17532 [Reply]
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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>>18736
>I don't see anyone asking for muh proofs anywhere else
[Citation Needed]
Mark is verifiably Mark.
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this is so obviously JEWS lol

I wouldn't put it passed himself to larp as at least two people trying to save his reputation here, either - and i'll be called some kind of ridiculous something for pic related tier shit obviously happening here

cest la vie
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Here is the proof.
>>18736
Maybe bickers proof is being posted in those threads before anyone has to ask.
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>>18819
>at least two people trying to save his reputation here
even more reason to believe its him lul

Mark isn't any prettier, just typical scrotum-tier ugly /cow/ mods

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neinchan moderator clay clay in the nigga house AK 10/07/2019 (Mon) 01:55:50 Id:10360a No. 11071 [Reply]
took a while to get this one but apparently hes called floki on neinchan
absolute cringe lord who was once one of the " leaders" of national socialist legion
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>>11087
What the fuck is LARPagan's deal with ass play? Why the fuck are they so anal fixated? Is bickers of all the prison time they serve that is sort of leaked out into their social circles on the outside?

I would understand if it was snowGAMERGATEs and their prediliction for degeneracy but most of these fuckers are just mixed up mutts.
>>17144
Homosexuals deserve the bog

t. pagan
>>17144
most the larpers are homosexuals or friends with homosexuals. Rope culture has a lot of good articles on how homos think the alt right can save them from being thrown off buildings by Islam so use the social circles to groom confused young boys looking for purpose at the same time.
>>17144
>LARP
>mutt
why are you so obsessed with ass play kike? you would never front any of these people on the street so keep your comments here where its safe armchair warrior! hahahahah
>>18839
Okay shitskin

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