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Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
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>>27905 I've tried using imageboards on a phone before and it's total fucking hell, you deserve that suffering for willingly putting up with that shit.
>>28258 It's not too bad for following a running conversation unless the thread has a real ton of media.
/cow/ app when?
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And in other news The gunt's favorite Lazy honduran who just copies and pastes jewtube videos has his Paypal account blocked AHAHAHAHAAA
>>28537 Why are you locking and planning on deleting threads for being globally reported while they don't break global rules? I'll grant the two threads about the 4/vg/ spammer were shit and more focused on moralfagging and gayops than on actually laughing at funny retards (not that this wouldn't apply to so much of the rest of the board these days; just look around), but the implications are concerning. Did the guy botspamming anime images get banned or punished in any way, or did you just lock misreported threads?

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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply] [Last]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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>>26584 We think /cow/ is a gay board in fact of course
>>26630 /cow/ is a circumcized board in fact of course. Every /cow/boy has a penis with no foreskin in fact of course.
>>27872 Is is fake and false I'm an intact A-log and I'm sure there are many more!!!!
When does Arthur get his Islamic tolerance episode and rape D.W.?
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>>28185 It'll just be the punch episode but with man dresses and burqas.

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Alt Chan Federation: A tale of multiple shills Robi Root 09/18/2019 (Wed) 18:03:11 ID: 3e82c4 No.7486 [Reply] [Last]
In 2019 the year of our kike Lord, anons suffered many hardships. >8chan goes offline >Forced to wander until eventually finding bunkers to hide in >Lots of cocks is lost and some anons never find their way to the promised land In the weeks that followed anons built up bunkers and attempted to populate them with cocks they had saved. The Webring system was created through a joint effort between /a/ and Julay. There were minor fights between anons from different boards, but a mutual respect was there and in-fighting was kept to a minimum. Like all good things, however, faggots will eventually show up seeking fame, attention, and money. There is always a namefag lurking around looking to become the next moot or cripplekike. What follows is a dump of private discord voice and text chats that will show you exactly how such people operate and how stupid they think (you), the average anon is. Some back story: On 9/12/19, the admins of Julay were invited into a private Discord server populated with admins from several imageboards. These admins were seeking to build an "imageboard federation". They ran multiple gayops; shilling their boards all over 4chan, Reddit, Twitter, and some forums populated by boomers. They agreed to split the userbase of various boards like /pol/, /x/, /v/, and others between their websites. There were schemes to make money off anons and drive them into various unrelated websites and GoFundMe/fund raising operations. The admins of Julay played along to obtain these recordings and dump this information. It should be noted that not every member of this server was participating in this activity that >we witnessed. I will let the dumps speak for themselves and you can decide who the main offenders were on your own. The bulk of the first recording is in low quality due to a badly configured OBS. I forgot it was set to a very low bitrate/resolution because I was using it for another purpose the last time I recorded something. All other recordings are in better quality. Despite the low quality in the first 6 hour recording it's easy to tell who's speaking in voice chat. Use the other recordings to verify the names if you're unsure. The intent of this release is not to drive traffic to Julay but to spread awareness of the actions of the people in this Discord server. Most of the parties involved have been spamming various boards for many years and are well known. This is just to give you an idea of how they operate, how they really are, and what they think of (You), the average anon. >We fully expect to be DDOSed for releasing this information and have taken steps to prevent loss of data. >We apologize to any boards >we host if this happens but >we felt releasing this information was important. More recordings exist but this is already 7+ hours of material to go through. This is the bulk of the bad stuff. >We are still going through recordings and will dump anything we consider note worthy at a later time. It should be noted that nearly everyone in this server doxed themselves within a day of inviting us to it. If we were really in the mood to do so, we could probably give you their real names and all their social media accounts. We've withheld such information in the hopes that they'll realize they're faggots and stop this type of behavior or, better yet, fuck off and leave anons alone. t. The Julay Admins. Reminder: Julay is a board of peace. Latest thread archive: https //archive.is/1wssB
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>>25720 >>25724 >>25728 Please don't post more.
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Archive.today is not always showing the nanotech dox so I'm posting it here in full as backup. Full name: Nathaniel Paul Gonzalez Age: 18 (becomes 19 in 2020) Email: Nathaniel.gonzalez1219@gmail.com Email 2: nanotech6100@gmail.com Address: 710 Continental Dr Apt 1, Brownsville, Tx, 78520 School Number: (956)548-7700 School Website: http://www.bisd.us/pace/ Face pic: https://files.catbox.moe/u07iow.png | Mirror: https://archive.md/VnGhX Owner of the imageboard Freech.net Is a crossdresser, pics: https://files.catbox.moe/ubnfrt.png | Mirror: https://archive.md/HO48W https://files.catbox.moe/8y7xrn.jpg | Mirror: https://archive.md/wip/v24WX https://files.catbox.moe/uynzwa.jpg | Mirror: https://archive.md/wip/VGpmj

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Yozam A.K.a Zain Flavin (age 14) Date of Birth: January 8th, 2004 Son of Patricia Lynn Stack (mother, age 47), and Michael J. Flavin (father, age 47) Currently lives in Mount Vernon Washington/Everett Washington Past phone number is 360-899-6530, registered through Verizon Zain is currently home-schooled on what looks like PowerSchool and has boasted a 4.0 GPA Her contact information: 425-344-2252 Current Address: 457 Crested Butte Blvd State: Washington City: Mount Vernon ZIP: 98273 She may go bay Patricia Lynn Roland

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>>28266 your name is robert you live in Germany, you also run 8channel

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]

Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:
Full Timeline
http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
Archived Threads:
http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
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>>28636 Where's the lie in that quote though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sgjcKWU2NM I Suppose We Should Talk About This One More Time | Rekieta Law REKIETA EXPOSED
>>28644 Why does anyone still follow this guy after Knoxville?
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Real Autism Hours >cuckime block is LIVE Tonights menu Gungrave ep3 Astro Fighter Sunred ep2 Thunderbolt Fantasy S2 ep2 Tonari no Seki-kun ep2 Koutetsujou no Kabaneri ep2 Senyuu ep2 Cobra the Animation: The Psychogun ep3 GameCenter CX ep209 - Zelda II The Adventure of Link GameCenter CX 235 - Super C GameCenter CX 152 - Yoshi's Island https://cytu.be/r/Guntstream
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>>28580 I think his fan base are people who like cow nose piercings. It as if they all have a piercing like that bickers deep down they know they are lolcows.

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Right Wing Lolcows: Julay World Edition Anonymous 09/21/2019 (Sat) 06:57:00 ID: d079ee No.8369 [Reply] [Last]
Dug around the archives, could not find archives of the certain versions of the general. I'll try to fix that should 8cuck return once again. Anyway here's what I did scrounge up-

prequel: https://archive.fo/XSIa7
Origin: https://archive.fo/H3zf4
#3: https://archive.fo/7xJRR
Q-LARP: https://archive.fo/KbdHy

Examples from the various threads I remember
>GamerGate including Davis Aurini and Jordan Owens, that crew
>Chris Cantwell, the Crying Nazi.
>Mike Cernovich, the "Alpha" who smears random people as pedos for attention
>Sinead McCarthy, White nationalist that doesn't believe trees are real
>Gayben/Moleman9000, Navaverse creator & registered republican voter
>Alphablaster, MAGApede TF2/Zelda sperg featured prominently in #3's OP.
>Religious weirdos lke Pat Robertson
>The republican party establishment & anti-Trumpers like Glenn Beck
>Jordan Peterson & his lobster autists, the saviors of western civilization
>All of the triggered /pol/ spergs who are upset /cow/ is capable of laughing at them because lolcows are an apolitical concept

I'd live to put forward Billy Usher of OneAngryGamer as a candidate for his own thread at some point to.
>always mad and outraged about dumb shit
>incapable of handling himself on twatter https://archive.fo/qC1ic
>is a cuck for Star Citizen
>regularly chimps out at people disagreeing in his comments section. http://archive.fo/0nbJF
just find the OAG thread on foxdicks it's incredible watching him continue to decline, especially after KiA removed him from their whitelist/approved sites.

pic very much related
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Gahoole and most of the /tv/ regulars are right wing lolcows. You can tell by their shit taste in art.
>>25278 You know, I'd take the mildly schizophrenic boomer with strong opinions and a fast delete key anytime than any of the low energy pro POZ fucking homos 8coom1 or 2 or 4coom ever had. I don't think the fact that you mustered up these gay caps speak well for you, or your lines of text. You just seem butthurt.
>>25278 >/n/ bo is triggered by smug lolis Posting smugs triggers people with underdeveloped amygdalas: jews, psychos and libtards. It's an easy filter. Look up "cute aggression." It's not the only part of the brain that is specifically prodded, I won't give away all the trade secrets. tl;dr what a faggot
>>28643 Most people who replace arguments with smug anime girls are retard /v/edditors in fact of course.

Onisions neighbors 911 call for welfare check Anonymous 01/22/2020 (Wed) 03:32:25 ID: b3ee17 No.28631 [Reply] [Last]

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Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 09:06:57 ID: 656597 No.10914 [Reply] [Last]
YouTuber Exposes Nastassia Ponomarenko sextape and gets harassed by fans!

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>>10916 why is that chick being so modest? I have a white dong comparable do the dude in this vid and many women have deepthroated my slong. I would slap a bitch for just teasing my cock like this.
>>28596 >comparable do the dude in this vid Post pics or B​TFO
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>>28600 I'm a bit drunk so having difficulty getting hard. But I'm sure even at half-mast it's convincing enough.
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>>28603 at least you cleared the metadata
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>>28607 >at least you cleared the metadata

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
Livejournal account:
Reddit accounts (banned):

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
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Can somebody explain why Flopson can't act or sing? Why would somebody give her work when she's just gonna be box office poison? >no movies for 2020 Oh, nvm. Dead career. Yikes.
>>28383 >the video was 2 ears old when he started using it already OH NO NO NO
>>28414 How is Flopson rent free when you keep posting him Zach?
I find my own first cousin more attractive than Flopson. And I'm not a redneck so you get an idea of how little I like Flopson.
>>28397 I said she peaked at fourteen, which means that was the best she ever looked, not that she was beautiful to begin with.

Mark Mann Thread Anonymous 10/18/2019 (Fri) 22:49:59 ID: ebaa36 No.13209 [Reply] [Last]
Let's take a moment to appreciate of favorite CakeJew, and just bask in his shell of a life.
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>>28548 Funny how I talk shit to his onichan Ron but it's the the five day old shitpost that gets me the week long ban. Really activates the almonds.
>>28572 But I looked through all those links. None of them say anything about cakechan. You can't just post a bunch of random pages asscociated with someone that have nothing to do with the subject at hand and declare them proof. Show me proof.
>>13209 >imagine hating mark in current year ++++++ take the clear pill goy
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>>28548 >how dare people prevent me from having a autistic hug box. G​AMERGATE just go back to 4channel and help undo the Poz'd reddit culture of current year.
>>28584 Are you talking about the broniefag? Read the bottom of every page in vch. I'm not sure how they were acquainted, than perhaps being yiff.party or some furry forum users, but it's him alright.

Onision : The onion cuck that should cut itself Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 18:12:20 ID: 590e25 No.8203 [Reply] [Last]
King Cuck of Youtube, Onion boy, creepy pedo... The list of nicknames for this Youtuber is long and varied. Last time we left our hero, he was defrauding the IRS and 8chan exploded so I will start a new thread here for what it's worth given the subject matter.

I would repost the video some no-name youtuber did compiling the house tour videos along with a comprehensive list of items proving Onision wasn't as strung up financially as he claimed but it has been shoa'd from Youtube. It is safe to assume the video was taken down by a claim from Onion boy given his considerate track record of such actions taking down anything remotely critical of him.

Rumor has been going about Onision, now with his most recent wife involved i lost count of how many he went through so far being involved in grooming underage girls for sex on Twitter.

Now, while I do take the following with a grain of salt given the source, I wouldn't be surprised otherwise. The site Crazy Days and Nights, a celebrity gossip site allegedly ran by a lawyer firmly ingrained in the Hollywood businesses of celebrities has recently published a blind item reveal and the reveal was about the Onion boy himself. While I discredit out of hand anonymous gossip, CDAN has had a surprisingly accurate score in the past in terms of reveals so I am willing to entertain what he says as food for thought given Onision's track record : https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/09/blind-items-revealed-6_15.html

>Blind Items Revealed #6
>[first published on]September 4, 2019

>Almost 3 years ago, many reports surfaced about this A-list YouTuber getting pictures from underage fans. Somehow he was able to continue his career and avoid being charged for child porn. Very recently, a victim has come forward alleging child sex abuse by this YouTuber, starting in her early teens.

>[revealed as] Onision

Furthermore, someone did come out as of late to explain the relationship she had with Onision and his wife who outright playfully made grooming allusions on their twitter in regards of this said, minor girl. While it seems fashionable for women for the past few years to lie about sexual accusations and rape allegations, it isn't the first time either that Onion boy has had sketchy shit with minors previously unearthed.
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BUMPING FOR THIS JUST IN : ONISION CALLS THE POPO ON CHRIS HANSEN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV5ArJF91rA So it's been a while since I provided any relevant updates bickers for a while, there wasn't much to document. For the past 2 or 3 months, Greg has been making videos on his Onision speaks channel and pretending having a duplicate personality talking to himself and having a mental breakdown to plead insanity, pouring kombucha all over himself, fake puking, coughing and gagging, talking about being mounted by a dog in the ass as a kid about reveal other embarrassing details about his life, fictional or otherwise, about how he was homeless and living in a tent (despite making streams on twitch from his home?) and his divorce was in the process while nothing was filed in the public records, making a video where he pretended to shit on his shirt from his back(?) wut The list goes fucking on and on and on But now, things are starting to escalate, as Chris Hansen came to Washington, when Greg lives, to ask if he could have an interview or talk to him. To which, the police was called. The 911 call has been released by Chris Hansen today. Chris Hansen is supposed to reveal details about Onision's house this Wednesday night if he said on his Instagram is to be believed.
>>27184 Kek, fucking based
Welp, confirmed sociopath: https://archive.vn/u6Qij
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>>28434 I shouldn't be surprised CPS hasn't fucking taken the kids away, they're notoriously useless, but good god does this legit make my blood boil.
>>28434 >>28440 Be sure to come around this wednesday night bickers it will be a massacre. Chris Hansen's next guest, as announced by the guest himself on Tuesday is Stevie Wolfe. Stevie, also known as other youtube pseudonames as Someguy827, now going with the name Stevie Wolfe. He has been for a long time, a virulent critic of Onion's shitty behavior and has said on multiple occasions that he was personally acquainted with one of Onion's victims, making multiple videos spanning multiple hours disecting and ripping apart Onion boy's videos and arguments. One of them is where he crashed one of Onion's streams and talked shit for nearly an hour while Onion just laughed like an arrogant queer and never bothered to justify himself or bring relevant details. https://youtu.be/yihklcETVRg In the embed above, Stevie made on Tuesday a video reading the report of Onion's daughter falling from a 2 story window and also announcing that he will be interviewed tomorrow by Chris Hansen. This OP's prayers have been heard and it will be glorious tomorrow, this fucking dude has a near-encyclopedic knowledge on Onion and doesn't afraid of anything. Dis gun b gud.


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