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Alt Chan Federation: A tale of multiple shills Robi Root 09/18/2019 (Wed) 18:03:11 Id:3e82c4 No. 7486 [Reply]
In 2019 the year of our kike Lord, anons suffered many hardships.
>8chan goes offline
>Forced to wander until eventually finding bunkers to hide in
>Lots of cocks is lost and some anons never find their way to the promised land
In the weeks that followed anons built up bunkers and attempted to populate them with cocks they had saved. The Webring system was created through a joint effort between /a/ and Julay. There were minor fights between anons from different boards, but a mutual respect was there and in-fighting was kept to a minimum.
Like all good things, however, faggots will eventually show up seeking fame, attention, and money. There is always a namefag lurking around looking to become the next moot or cripplekike.
What follows is a dump of private discord voice and text chats that will show you exactly how such people operate and how stupid they think (you), the average anon is.
Some back story: On 9/12/19, the admins of Julay were invited into a private Discord server populated with admins from several imageboards. These admins were seeking to build an "imageboard federation". They ran multiple gayops; shilling their boards all over 4chan, Reddit, Twitter, and some forums populated by boomers. They agreed to split the userbase of various boards like /pol/, /x/, /v/, and others between their websites. There were schemes to make money off anons and drive them into various unrelated websites and GoFundMe/fund raising operations.
The admins of Julay played along to obtain these recordings and dump this information. It should be noted that not every member of this server was participating in this activity that >we witnessed. I will let the dumps speak for themselves and you can decide who the main offenders were on your own.
The bulk of the first recording is in low quality due to a badly configured OBS. I forgot it was set to a very low bitrate/resolution because I was using it for another purpose the last time I recorded something. All other recordings are in better quality. Despite the low quality in the first 6 hour recording it's easy to tell who's speaking in voice chat. Use the other recordings to verify the names if you're unsure.
The intent of this release is not to drive traffic to Julay but to spread awareness of the actions of the people in this Discord server. Most of the parties involved have been spamming various boards for many years and are well known. This is just to give you an idea of how they operate, how they really are, and what they think of (You), the average anon. >We fully expect to be DDOSed for releasing this information and have taken steps to prevent loss of data. >We apologize to any boards >we host if this happens but >we felt releasing this information was important.
More recordings exist but this is already 7+ hours of material to go through. This is the bulk of the bad stuff. >We are still going through recordings and will dump anything we consider note worthy at a later time.
It should be noted that nearly everyone in this server doxed themselves within a day of inviting us to it. If we were really in the mood to do so, we could probably give you their real names and all their social media accounts. We've withheld such information in the hopes that they'll realize they're faggots and stop this type of behavior or, better yet, fuck off and leave anons alone.
t. The Julay Admins.
Reminder: Julay is a board of peace.
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nice tripcode :^)

nanotech#Smiles\\uwuowo btw
I'm going to be honest with you, I'm kind of retarded
ya ok Brandon
delete this
You should remove yourself from this world.

Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No. 1 [Reply]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
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Ah, The front page didn't show the board so i was worried. By the way, is /v/ more like /vg/ or /v/?
It's as anti-mark as possible.
You can find the board list here: https://julay.world/boards.js
Thank you frens happy birthday

StephenLynx Pornhub videos Sergio A. Vianna (StephenLynx) 09/18/2019 (Wed) 22:36:09 No. 7595 [Reply]
Hi, my name is Sergio A. Vianna and I'm from Petrópolis, Brazil. I'm known online as StephenLynx and I'm the developer of the imageboard software LynxChan.
I'm also a filthy degenerate faggot who made porn videos and uploaded them to Pornhub. However recently (out of fear for bad PR) I have deleted my Pornhub profile. Thankfully all my uploaded videos are still live though. I have also downloaded them and uploaded them into a MEGA.nz folder archive. Please enjoy please.

Cumming a little: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8eeb564ec9
Daily buttplug training close up: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd08b3ca8435
Having a cuppa: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd39aafa48d2
Riding new toya: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd4b92d73640
Self bondate: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd0fd28e9a0d
Training deepthroating: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8ccdc71036
Trying new cock cage: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bda726f26609
Using my buttplug and crossdressing (made for the now defunct imageboard Mewch.net): https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bcfc68cd39cc
WE HD NAO :3: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd24ed64e91b
#YESHIM: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd65ad477c25

Link to the MEGA.nz archive: https://mega.nz/#F!pqhgVABK!rgSaCw2R49bScdIyYS7pYg
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learn to read the OP, retard
>not archiving with archive site to save the webpages
>only dumping now in an attempt to distract from julaychan being in discord links
>dumping shit everyone already knows
>fbichan is word filtered
>trying to use archive sites to save videos
lmao retard
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>running damage control by leaking this now instead of 6 hours ago
>not understanding he wants the webpages the videos are on and the profile archived
I appreciate the thread but you're being retarded. Pic related, it's (((you)))

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No. 2 [Reply]

Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:
Full Timeline
http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
Archived Threads:

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

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I thought it was jcaesar because of the retarded nature of the posts and pic related. But the thirsty gypsy would also make sense I guess.
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>this stream
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ifynny guy
How can anyone compete?
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Robi the Rabbi has been in the third place for at least an hour.

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Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 17:25:57 Id:74b2fd No. 5000 [Reply]
Crawling in my skin
These ACNE wounds will not heeeeeeeal
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rodent cannot ignore

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Anonymous 09/15/2019 (Sun) 19:40:35 No. 7078 [Reply]
Milo Yiannopoulos is attending furfag con.

Lefty furfags are already making death threats against him on twitter.

*grabs popcorn*
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He's flat broke now right?
And in debt. He had a serious coke problem when he was working for Breitbart.
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Would he do lines with Sarg'n though?
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I want to smell his paws.

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ZOE QUINN KILL COUNT : 1 Anonymous 08/31/2019 (Sat) 23:56:42 Id:25d6eb No. 4731 [Reply]
For those sleeping under a rock since 8chan exploded, Zoe Quinn has been a controversial figure in the GamerGate saga. She was known for baseless abuse allegations toward people she didn't have a good relationship anymore, sleeping her way to the top of an industry and scammed people of tens of thousands of dollars in videogame projects that never was completed and released.

Every time, people asked : How can she keep getting away with this?

Turns out the latest person she accused of sexual assault, Alec Holowka (Night in the Woods), was found DEAD this morning. KILL COUNT : 1

Public accusation : https://archive.is/PBQGa
Death article : https://archive.is/wFlE6

Details are unclear as to why or how at the moment.

She now has bravely and boldly took a stance on her twitter of being off the internet.

How will Zoo Queen get away with it again this time? Discuss.
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>If I keep posting dog pictures the murder will go away.
That poor dog. I wonder how long until she kills is it dies and she heads to twitter for attention over it.
Ironically enough, she's much more likely to be ostracized by her orbiters for killing a dog than a White man.
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dubs of truth

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 Id:2da837 No. 6332 [Reply]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING

>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:09:38.
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I have it on good authority that work is being done on a way to read the documents without all the gibberish code. After that I'm sure some interesting conversations will be posted.
Good. Let's hope for the best.
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It's breadtube darling, popular comedian, and real Korean girl Peter Coffin's wife pre plastic surgery.
There was also a video of Peter crying "ashleeeeeeigh don't please dont pleeeeease" in the leaks.

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Friday Shitposting - Refugee Edition Anonymous 08/09/2019 (Fri) 22:15:22 Id:c9d5a2 No. 880 [Reply]
Friday Night, motherfuckers!

It's been a hard, miserable week for everyone. We don't know when 8chan is gonna get uncucked, and our /cow/boys haven't been able to wrangle their herds for days.

To boost morale, this special Bunked edition of the Friday thread will be open all week 'round until 8chan is back up. Let those shitposts fly, boys! You need it.
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Gee, it sure seems lively in the bunkers. Remind me why they are so asshurt about you?
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With Myjulay dead, the emo kids moved to /v/.

Anonymous 09/11/2019 (Wed) 20:50:10 Id:60284d No. 6600 [Reply]
We have updated our IP scraper!
Edited last time by robi on 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:14:06.
reminder that this isn't a goonsite, but a impostergoon site


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