/cow/ - Lolcows

Autism speaks. It's time to listen.

Build Back Better

More updates on the way. -r

Max message length: 6144

Drag files to upload or
click here to select them

Maximum 5 files / Maximum size: 20.00 MB

Captcha
no cookies?
More

(used to delete files and postings)


JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

Edited last time by oldestfag on 08/23/2022 (Tue) 18:45:41.
749 posts and 740 images omitted.
>>248819 Gayno Casino has replaced jcaesar187 over time and took his drama shtick. He streams bc it's all he has and y'know. You can't abort the retort. Or the alogs win. Keeping the show alive is a spite thing. If the entire sector turned their back on jcaesar187 and permanently deprived him of oxygen and any publicity, he would be homeless pretty soon and starving in Mexico. But they can't bc they use him to make money themselves. People like Metocare, Moon, Cog, Kino Casino. jcaesar187 has been coasting off the fumes of free publicity from other shows alogging him but doesn't realize it.

Open file (17.64 MB 905x690 welcome_to_cow.gif)
Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
Edited last time by oldestfag on 04/05/2022 (Tue) 07:08:41.
378 posts and 130 images omitted.
Open file (15.40 MB 1280x720 In Memory of Tay.mp4)

Open file (542.72 KB 570x606 trollcow.png)
Open file (211.47 KB 1283x1261 ariel fartylooloo.jpg)
Elaine Miller / Failcow / 764 Groomistress Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:30:05 ID: b244b6 No.247952 [Reply]
If you're here, she needs no introduction but she certainly needs her own thread since she's gone beyond a sektur gnat to full blown defender of an international child abuse ring. When TheTheGatorGamerGamer said she'd become a sektur focal point, it wasn't a compliment.
12 posts and 6 images omitted.
Elaine > metofag and sprate homo the foxdick writer for daddy jim
>>248484 Son of Tiamat is living rent free in your pedo balding head.
Open file (642.41 KB 1125x879 d545da.png)
Open file (165.49 KB 946x2048 Nosferatu.jpg)

Open file (124.61 KB 854x280 schizo_lolicon.png)
Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550 [Reply] [Last]
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
606 posts and 277 images omitted.
>>248699 >tvchtranny jannie still pissed off. >tvchtranny jannie still whining in the Nuzach thread. <April 16, 2024 You might want to kys, jannie.
Man if build back better doesnt build back the gayhole threads i will be so mad.
>>248699 I know youre gayhole's friend bickers nobody in their right mind refers to him as a court jester, we just say fat paedo which he is, to which brings me to question. Which gayholio orbiter are you? Wrist, Weasel? Those are the two faggots that orbit around his livestreams and keep connections to alogs
>>248761 >we just say fat paedo >we Nuzach you're doing a shit job at trying to fit in, just go back to tvchan and jerk off about the ogre there.
>>248761 He's a cunt who uses tvch and formed some weird affair with gayhoolio so that he felt the need to defend his gayhoolio from what he perceives as the Nuzach. Then he got a mod position here this year and SHUT IT DOWN on the gayhoolio threads bickers Gayhoooole wanted to come back on the internet but he didn't want to get alogged, so right as the Gayhoolio threads were SHUT DOWN Pedo Patrick started making more videos once again and using Twitter and posting on tvch. It's funny how this dude went and deleted the >bbcamenko and Nuzach threads. Then he brought them back, then he locked them, then he unlocked them, then he went on this weird screencapping campaign that he though was owning the Nuzach which backfired and made him look obsessed, and after deleting everything and looking like a big, fat lolcow, which tranny jannie is, he's going to try and play it cool. Users won again. The users always win, bitch.

Open file (593.99 KB 256x256 lil song.mp4)
Open file (34.95 KB 432x648 judge budge.jpg)
Open file (235.06 KB 892x668 KopyButt.jpg)
Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
71 posts and 22 images omitted.
Open file (39.21 KB 738x233 ClipboardImage.png)
Open file (93.07 KB 781x622 ClipboardImage.png)
Open file (28.22 KB 491x214 ClipboardImage.png)
Open file (64.42 KB 742x364 ClipboardImage.png)
Open file (87.93 KB 693x598 ClipboardImage.png)
Britbong new youtube acc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1b8HMfQ84g https://www.youtube.com/@britbongreturns/videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKQajl59jpDvWQj1UAEs-vw https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtjkb_a8IX0wVw7MrRPqCTQ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw_mls-lJxYUUrHEMmWP0WA https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1k1EHgAa3tssAGjBgv6kvg https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUJF6nWMtaNcvcc2nNQaEzA I believe he has almost 20 socks accs at the moment, just like Nuzach, Britbong love to astroturf and replying to his own comments and pretending to be an entirely different person in a rather pathetic and obvious way. No only that, Britbong made EmptyHero and TheBadGuys all their youtube accs be banned. About Empty being banned, honestly the best thing about him in recent times was all the good stuff that was recorded on the streams that Fuzhou was a part of, since he's a good lolcow. TheBadGuys put really good cocks, Britbong always hated them for making some jokes about him many years ago, but the final straw was their success. Britbong likes to proclaim himself "the original SecondLive troll" and anyone else trolling on SecondLive is obviously copying him.

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

>>181931 Keep on seething, fool. Britbong is eternal....
Open file (877.99 KB 839x534 0 days.png)
Open file (298.55 KB 538x424 ClipboardImage.png)
Open file (309.58 KB 534x645 ClipboardImage.png)
Open file (442.40 KB 538x717 ClipboardImage.png)
Gay slapfight with the butter golem

Open file (26.65 KB 1321x148 JawshGame1.png)
Open file (89.25 KB 1321x503 JawshGame2.png)
New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
23 posts and 8 images omitted.
>>247140 Ah, I see... I think I heard it once somewhere... I'm guessing that's why he's a bit of a feminist
>>236911 Manifesto? Sauce?
So um, >we already have a thread for this and it's uh pinned so yeah... Lurkmoar onionboys
>>247298 He's referring to the quickly deleted stream that Jewsh did immediately after the Christchurch shooting. I don't have an archive but it went about as expected. "HE WASN'T WRONG! THEY REALLY DO BE INVADING! HAHAHA, LET'S WATCH THIS WOMAN CRY FOR HELP ON LOOP FOR A WHILE"

Open file (173.98 KB 1858x816 EC Madness (1).png)
Open file (81.94 KB 1856x437 EC Madness (2).png)
Open file (43.58 KB 1852x253 EC Madness (3).png)
Open file (411.44 KB 1858x784 EC Madness (4).png)
Open file (687.13 KB 1863x2370 EC Madness (5).png)
Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191 [Reply] [Last]
It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.
151 posts and 95 images omitted.
>>245691 Hi Carrey-chan. How did you find this?
>>245754 clearly the bitch likes scrote sites, don't let her first line fool you she's been here before.
Open file (114.92 KB 681x605 IMG_1317.jpeg)
>>245754 >>245780 nothing you simpletons say or do is gonna change the fact that james eugene carrey is a cultist who has committed crimes against humanity that should be cut up with glass and then have his bleeding wounds boiled alive in vinegar
>>247267 TheTheGatorGamerGamer Carrey is a great man, a brilliant comedian, and an amazing serial killer. You're just jealous you don't have even a tenth of the charisma and killer instinct he does. >>245691 >Remember the time TheTheGatorGamerGamer Carrey almost fucked up and revealed himself by overpowering Will Smith in public during Will's action hero phase
>>247267 Yeah I have no clue about that one I'll concede, Boiling Vinegar Blood sounds like a good metal band name as an aside.

Open file (133.42 KB 1024x821 1390261186550.jpg)
Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
166 posts and 58 images omitted.
Open file (7.83 KB 285x177 images (1) (20).jpeg)
>>211599 Cuck channers in the sektur? Where? Those weaklings forget the old ways.
>>211604 Is that picture for ants Sauron or Melkor?
any new developments?
>>170667 Last time I checked, the real "winners" just happen to be same guys who knew how to draw: >Andrew Dickman It seems he accomplished the wetdream of any terminal online manchild: HIRED by the cartoon industry and left his socials >ChadRocco Rocco got a bad case of autogynephilia and now larps as a big busted DiC princess peach: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SPcGwqloXTg And yet opting to have another alternative persona (TubbyToon) drawing fat art from shitty cartoons, in which he's got this obsession with Gwen from Ben 10. But at least he can flex his fame to Andrew Dobson: >Goes full aurtistic drawing little girls as 600lbs contenders >Shits on the GOP while praising shitty liberal shows <Backed by his manchildren audience from both Channel Autism and bbw-chan <Despite not improving since the early 2010's https://twitter.com/tubbitoons https://www.deviantart.com/tubbytoon
>>211850 Melkor, the shield is what gives it away.

Open file (267.31 KB 553x562 torn1.png)
Open file (924.32 KB 1321x916 torn2.png)
wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
350 posts and 128 images omitted.
Open file (73.74 KB 1024x576 jim.jpg)
>>245936 >If the wizcordfags were right about anything regarding this thread, it was you. Fuck off incel. :-) >You come back after months After years. But yeah I checked this year also. Once. > and hop on different ips bickers you are a paranoid mess. Dumbass. That's what I do to samefag and have fun. >Your posts are easy to tell apart, No one is hiding. > they contain thoughts that only a deranged and dumb person could conceive. Said broke ass dumb ass virgin/incel loser. >Now look at your current state. Yeah lets look. I just finished worked on a project and blowing off some steam. > SEX DID NOT BRING YOU ANY HAPPINESS. I think it did. Ur wrong, incel. >YOU HAVE NOT CHANGED. Def. changed.

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

>I, a virgin, a proud one, will continue to be happy at a cost of banning and fucking with guys who are like you when you were young. That's the moral highground. You don't shit on people just bickers they are young and doing stupid mistakes. Do you think I would do that? No. I'd call them silly, laugh, maybe troll a lil bit and move on. They will learn from mistakes eventually, and hopefully won't grow into pedo incel stalkers like you. Your entire concept of a board and the clique is based on fucking with somebody beneath you. Even if they do the same mistakes you did and didn't suffer any repercussions. Not letting more people to get abused by you is honorable, but I simply don't have much time to do that and again its becoming increasingly hard, unlike when you were still young and stupid incels, now you are old and bitter and your cliques are simple too big, but I did what I can and moved on long time ago.
>>245936 Ur boring, call your superiors next time. The ones that let you abuse 18 year old spics guilty of the same shit as all of you and powertripping on it through multiple boards.
Prepare somethng better than this next time also, if I decide to visit you again. And - stay pathetic.
poor thing starved for attention again

Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417 [Reply]
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
43 posts and 17 images omitted.
>>211700 man how did you get hit by that filter its ancient you should now better by now
update, brandons dead /thread
Brandon Robert kelley 917 N Calvert St, Baltimore, MD 21202 https://doxbin.com/upload/sweaty gamerBRANDONROBERTKELLEY Key words: sweaty gamer, Deranged, Jole, Cope, Archive, History, Narrative, Pedofile, Monique Dupree, Dao Yu, Imageboard, Drummer, Moderation, Negro childe, wethered refrence, jolemi
Open file (31.91 KB 256x256 IMG_1102.png)
Open file (232.39 KB 256x256 IMG_1099.gif)
Open file (663.13 KB 256x256 IMG_1098.gif)
Open file (2.17 MB 256x256 IMG_1101.gif)

Report/Delete/Moderation Forms
Delete
Report