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Anonymous 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:55:04 No.64081 [Reply] [Last]
I've heard a LOT of people saying this will probably happen. Antifa and BLM are planning on going to the white suburbs on July 4th and start attacking and killing white people. I read this is why they have been setting off fireworks for weeks now, to condition white people to get used to the sounds of gunfire. Also there is a nationwide police strike on July 4th, which is probably not a coincidence. Anyone heard this also? Antifa BLM planning on zerg rushing the white suburbs and mass killing white people???
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>>64321 >fedpost Hello Gator
>>64321 They probably get paid jack shit to post like this. Hell, now that I think about it, getting hired by some alphabet agency to make retarded posts on imageboards sounds fucking miserable.
>>64081 YourTheir kike handlers aren't stupid enough to do something like that so openly. And even if they were, why post this on a board that's for laughing at internet spergs?
>>64321 I get that the mentally ill people you look to for guidance have given you their mental illness, but you really need to get a grip. The feds don't have to do anything when you fucking retards exist. They don't even have to act as feds. All they have to do is accuse anyone and anything that actually opposes them of being a fed, and you'll run them off the internet bickers you're so based and redpilled that you could never be tricked. It really is a shame that imageboards have become such an easy place to influence at such a critical moment in human history.
>>64469 Tell me about it. I'm from /pol/ and trying to read /cow/ with retards pretending to represent us shitting it up, but the kikes flooded cuckchan with normalfags a long time ago, and so many N!GGERS just accepted the cuckening over the years, god fucking damn.

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
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Zach is living his life while you guys are obessed with him for years. lol, pathetic.
>>50359 Hey Zach
>>50359 Flopson has no career
>>21575 He's married and gay now
>>54362 only the latter

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Enema Flopson Anonymous 03/09/2020 (Mon) 18:56:24 ID: 497fbc No.39778 [Reply] [Last]
This may not seem like your typical lolcow, but believe me, she is. Everything started when little Emma was a kid and she was cast to be in what would become known as the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises, Harry Potter. Like most of you probably know by now, she was picked so that executives could bust some nuts ( https://archive.is/BG2zv ). However, soon enough she convinced herself she was an actual actress. Fast forward to 2011. The dullest franchise was over and no one considered her a serious actress so she knew she had to do what she could do best. Enter Harvey Weinstein, boom, HARVESTED. She lands a role in My Week with Marilyn, a movie she thought could give her a career path. And it was not due to lack of Harvey trying, he went as far as to tell the world that "now you see her as a woman", an obvious wink to his fellow producers wanting to treat themselves to somewhat fresh meat ( https://archive.is/Bl6RX ). But the only thing she got after that was a role in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a pretentious movie so dull it rivals the least dull Harry Potter entries. Desperate, she turns to Sofia Coppola, who makes her play the bimbo in The Bling Ring. Watson is a natural at playing a dumb slut, but sadly for her it would be the first of the many times she would prove she is unable to do a convincing American accent. Judd Apahack was her next stop. This time, she played herself in This is the End, a movie where she gets paranoid about the other celebs like Seth Rogen, Dave Franco or Jonah Hill wanting to rape her. As if anyone would want to, other than pedos who saw her in the dullest franchise. bickers she still couldn't get any decent roles, she went to Darren Aronofsky to be in his headcanon version of Noah's story from the Bible. The movie was a disaster and her performance is often compared to Tommy Wiseau's The Room. Flopson is simply unable to convincingly emote, and her cries seemed like she was trying to hold back laughter. This wasn't the first time this problem was evident. There's an infamous picture from 2011 where she's with Emma Stone and it's painfully obvious she's forcing a smile. It was around this time that she started being an obnoxious feminist and decided to become the UN's mouthpiece to lecture the world on feminism. To make matters worse, Flopson's smug, out-of-touch brand of feminism has earned her the scorn of other women in a similar position in the entertainment industry who also describe themselves as feminists like Maisie Williams, who called it out as "first world feminism" and said the things Flopson speaks about "don't bother her", being aware that women in the first world aren't really treated unfairly bickers of their sex( https://archive.is/FI9ed ). Still unable to find anything worth being in, she takes a role in the latest German guilt propaganda film, Colonia. It was so terrible that when they showed it in her home country, Great Britain, it made a measly £47 ( https://archive.is/44G44 ). This movie is the one that cemented her reputation as box office poison. Colonia flopped so hard it the slamming was heard across the globe, and once again Flopson was out of a job so she went back to daddy Harvey to get another role that could enable her to try again. After some kosher loads, she was cast on Regression. It was a commercial flop that barely made its budget back and a critical flop too. But daddy Harvey takes care of his harvested roasties, and that's how she now had a chance. La La Land was in pre-production and she was cast in it alongside Ryan Gosling. This was her shot at winning an Oscar! Sadly for her, when he found out she had been casted he dropped the role and they got Miles Teller instead. She was dropped bickers she was too demanding and they realized she didn't have what the role required (talent) so they got Emma Stone ( https://archive.is/uT73Y ). Now that Stone was in the cast, Gosling came back and Teller was dropped. Much to Flopson's dismay, Emma Stone won an Oscar for her performance on it. While Stone was earning her Oscar on La La Land, Flopson was raping the legacy of Beauty and the Beast. As if butchering accents wasn't enough, now she decided she was qualified to sing. And every song she "sang" needed to be heavily autotuned, yielding a robot voice as a result. She also couldn't keep her mouth shut and kept saying things that hurt the profits. Her poison wasn't enough to overpower the nostalgia bait ( https://archive.is/RreUl ) for the box office to fail, but it was certainly enough to make toys unsellable. You can see the literal mountains of Beauty and the Beast toys in the attached video. Thousands of Belle dolls were crushed bickers they couldn't be sold. Her decision to go with the Disney flick was a blessing for Damien Chazelle, who would have earned the loathing of thousands instead of praise for La La Land, were Flopson to perform in it undubbed. It has been speculated that Beauty and the Beast could have grossed twice as much had they cast a lead who was able to hit any notes at all. Her diva approach to work basically had her blacklisted ( https://archive.is/MmpEv ) so she could only get to be in a dystopian movie with Tom Hanks and her beloved bull John Boyega. It was a commercial and critical flop. She was out of a job for two years ( https://archive.is/3pfP9 ) causing her to develop a coke addiction and finally got her fellow activist Greta to cast her ( https://archive.is/7haOz ) in her feminist adaptation of Little Women after Emma Stone dropped the role knowing the script was a dumpster fire, baiting Flopson into thinking it had potential ( https://archive.is/l5Wo6 ). In the beginning, she was billed first. Later, as Greta realized what a mistake it would be she bumped her to second place and the lead became Oscar winner Saoirse Ronan. Once again she had to play an American character and her atrocious accent ruined everything. Even the Australian actress Eliza Scanlen, the literal who from Sharp Objects upstaged her. Florence Pugh and Saoirse Ronan did as well, as expected, and got a lot of awards buzz. Emma was again struggling and her coke addiction ( https://archive.is/yG6aX ) spiraled out of control as she couldn't cope with the situation, which adds to her femcel status, or "self-partnered" as she calls it ( https://archive.is/ybWBt , vid related too) as men quickly drop her if they're foolish enough to date her for a while bickers of her being so unlikeable in person and having these delusions of being a good actress/singer that make her unbearable to have around, literally no man can stand her after a while ( https://archive.is/e00Lp ). She was conspicuously absent from the movie's press tour ( https://archive.is/gmoQs ). She nearly died from a cocaine overdose as her coworkers toured promoting the film, and ended up in rehab. The pictures speak for themselves, you don't end up like that without a serious drug addiction. I predict a lethal OD soon.
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>>42660 She is a woman, after all.
>>52204 You're still removing yourself from the gene pool like Varg said. No difference really. MGTOW and feminists are a good thing bickers they are people who weren't supposed to reproduce anyways, it's natural selection at work.
>>52875 Technology is advancing to the point that one person won't need a companion in order to reproduce anymore. But given women's biological dependence on socializing, this will only be shitty for them. Men will keep thriving, modifying nature to attend to our will and needs, regardless of what women want.
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Nastassia Ponomarenko (Shadow Government Operative) Leaked. CIA 05/15/2020 (Fri) 16:21:37 ID: fdba34 No.54618 [Reply] [Last]
Main Julay Shutdown.
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U.S Government Division, Originally named FBI. RnD for experimental Spirit Technology for the use of accelerating the NEW WORLD ORDER ROTHSCHILDS 2030. --------------- This Division Existed from 2004-2016, then the division went extinct. I have 2 names from this Agency. 1. John Doe 2. IBM PowerPC --------------- Today, this Agency is referred by the U.S Government as a "Terrorist" organization ran by 38_PROPHET_CIA_U7 since the primary cache computer (PPC2.3GHzSYS) was shutdown by the Secret Service. From our records, the (PPC2.4GHz) in Afghanistan has disappeared. The rest is CLASSIFIED. ______ Welcome to POLOPIS. Manager of the CIA, The Shadow Government is the Agency referred by the CIA as the (OBAMA Administration). Formed in 2017 when OBAMA left Office, this Division has been known to (REDACTED) by the SECRET SERVICE @ SHADOW GOVERNMENT. The rest of this leaking of highly sensitive information has been (REDACTED). The Shadow Government is responsible for managing CIA assets, including Rouge Assets. CIA assets that go rouge are considered a United States Security Risk and thus Law Enforcement will attempt to Terminate the Threat. However, as most of us know, Rouge CIA assets are virtually impossible to Terminate. We can tell that bickers of the U.S Government failure to Terminate Jodie Homles in (Beyond: Two Souls); It just doesn't work. CIA assets are far stronger than Generic Law Enforcement Personnel.

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>>62769 why the fuck did you post this CIA shit on a random e-thot. lol

Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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>>60677 >>gaybashing >>kinkshaming t.fascist
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>>61092 >OMFGGG HOW DARE U BE TRANSPHOBE DXXXXXX
gator is that you
>>58308 He likes to pass of his anti-white/8 year old druggie political takes as a work from Professional Wrestling. I think he's being sincere. Furthermore, the fact that he's now parroting the same talking points as Mersh from Revenge tof the CIS is also eyebrow raising.
>>60677 redpill me on weeno teh dawg

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DSP Anonymous 02/01/2020 (Sat) 17:48:35 ID: d31846 No.30181 [Reply] [Last]
Surprised there is no thread already. Yup his scam was boring for quite a while and not worthy of much attention but he finally is declaring bankruptcy. 500k$ in debt. Pay your last respects to DSP he is finally going down.
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>>47442 Is DSP the Assad of lolcows?
>>47721 CAN'T NIGGERPILL THE DARK SYDE PHIL
DSP shit his pants and did nothing wrong
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DSP revealed he was aware that the gay CEO of EVO, Mr Wizard, was grooming underage boys and shit his pants and did nothing about it. >Everyone knew what Mr. Wizard was doing in the FGC for so many years. I obviously didn't know about it. I mean, I knew about what he was doing.... But it was none of my fucking business, okay?
>>64670 Given his entire business model is screwing children, I'm not really surprised he'd look the other way on that.

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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BIG
>>60909 WHITE
>>61278 GUILT
>>63892 WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?

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Grifter Kid Nick Lim - 8KUN System Architect: ROFL Edition Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 05:23:57 No.14397 [Reply] [Last]
Keep this playing in the background it's the thread theme. It's like watching a man drown for nearly 2hrs, start at ~9:00: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LreffN2srV0

Keep in mind at all time that this is the guy building 8KUN and "Project Odin v9000" with Ron. Jim and Ron Watkins have solicited the services of a small Asian boy named Nick Lim. He has a loooong history of being a grifter selling services like DDoS mitigation while also selling DDoS attacks at the same time. There are entire threads devoted to trolling him on hackforms.net but they've been scrubbed. Luckily we've still got the best stuff.

Q: When will ChadWheels stop winning g-guys? https://twitter.com/HW_BEAT_THAT/status/1187217275843006465

Best explainer: http://archive.is/wAzAw

POST HISTORY on HF: https://hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=2211567 - https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5807098

REDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/EtherMining/comments/8ar9by/why_do_we_have_to_discuss_whether_or_not_to_keep/dx0ygy8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Imagine trusting this oblivious little boy to case out your network and keep it safe. O_o

IG: https://www.instagram.com/nickthelim/
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC73cKA0l613nqAyX_3ST8QQ
LK: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nick-lim-96564a91/
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Gahoole is a grifter faggot too
>>20510
Nice necrobump, Zach.
Some "grift" you have there, with 8kun running stable on the clearnet and two darknets now.
Cope harder ACF tranny.
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>>14397 https://youtu.be/LreffN2srV0 10:50 "You'll be gone in a year buddy". Well, he wasn't wrong.

EvaXephon/YandereDev Anonymous 02/02/2020 (Sun) 19:11:52 ID: 070aa7 No.30407 [Reply] [Last]
>Gaiafag >Blizzcuck >cuckchanner >Get's shat on by the Skullgirls jew of all people >Comes to 8chan with his concept game on /agdg/ >Unwarranted self importance kicks in >Starts making threads for his game alone despite barely being a concept >His code his spaghetti shit >Starts posting and shilling the concept on cuckchan and reddit >Despite putting up with his faggotry for a year and a half somehow /v/edditors straining patience runs out and they start railing on him >Take it as well as any attention whore does >Says he doesn't need 8chan anymore and fucks off to Reddit and 4chan for good >6 years later >Tons of crowdfunding and promises later >Still no game >Even most of cuckchan is now pissed off at him >Half of Reddit is pissed off at him

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Latest cope post from YanDev. By the way, if you aren't aware, the reason YanSim is so slow is not bickers if-else vs. switch statements, it's bickers his Update functions are fucking huge (talking 4000-5000 lines huge) and he uses GetComponent() in them which is something that you're only supposed to do when loading your game, but he's doing it every frame which makes the framerates slow to a crawl.
>>35138 >>35154 >>35435 The absolute state of Alogs
Bump. Anything new on this front? Did anyone pass his "mission mode" wall on Discord?
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The mega is down now and the download speed was awful. Grabbing whatever i can from the foxdick trannies. Basically some guys got access to his shitty mail client and took over his subreddit, tumblr and email. Looks like they managed to grab some funny shit but blundered it a bit. Scripts: https://files.catbox.moe/893ghv.zip

Richard Stiles a man with DA VISION Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 19:15:04 ID: 45af1d No.5014 [Reply] [Last]
Some anons happened upon this guy by accident one night when searching for B-movies. Meet Richard, a combination of Terry A Davis and Chris-chan with a redneck twist. Richard has been hard at work for over a decade now on his own comic book series. After getting slighted by "his friend" Stan Lee on Myjulay he decided to self publish his master work. Richard wrote OC based on the Avenger's line of comics. The idea for his series was given to him via divine inspiration (aka voices in his head) and after many years he finally managed to publish it (pdf related): https://www.amazon.com/Retaliators-Master-Time-Gemini-Trilogy/dp/1532949324/

I have not been able to get through his book yet but the little have read seems totally insane and the work of a mad man. Richard claims all his ideas are original despite the fact that there is already a rip-off of the Avengers with the same name: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Retaliators_(Earth_8)

Since I'm not a comicfag I don't know how much of Richard's book is a straight rip-off of the link above.

Richard has two youtube channels that I've found. One is a personal channel where he uploads rants about his writing process and videos of his dogs raping each other. The man seems to share a house with 10+ dogs but I haven't been able to confirm how many there are. More on that later.

His rants consist of him chain smoking, looking like he's out of his mind on opioids, and being pissed about Stan Lee not acknowledging that he's a genius. You can find the rant here which is split into 7 parts because they were uploaded back when youtube had a hard limit of 10 minutes per video:
1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMOfLA8wDwU
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dTeN8rEuBo
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX9H2bUsjb8
4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-If0iQhJlEw
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlS7lMnhA3U
6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qStlkNnGUXw
7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d940KW5-cbY

In addition to his personal channel in 2018 he opened up a channel where he uploads B-Movies to promote his OC. They all have his OC inserted into them randomly along with various dank memes. He's very proud of this channel because it's gaining subscribers:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmaDIg8FM7--JQ4GUY31x0w/featured

I know this OP isn't too detailed but the anons digging into this seem to have moved on to other things and I wanted to get it posted before I forgot. All his channels have been backed up and his social media has been scraped. I'll upload some more things of interest whenever I find the time.
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>R. Stiles
Obvious potential.
Bump
>>5169 This

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