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Mark Mann Thread Anonymous 10/18/2019 (Fri) 22:49:59 ID: ebaa36 No.13209 [Reply]
Let's take a moment to appreciate of favorite CakeJew, and just bask in his shell of a life.
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$6k a month is his medical reason. Although to be honest if he moved to another state and ended up getting $3k a month disability he could live like a king.
Zach is a botched genetic experiment that spends his days connected to a life support machine in his home. The researchers thought the experiment had been successful at first, but the side effects started showing during his early 20s. His parents are too old and weak to take care of the lawn and that's why that trailer has been rotting there for over a decade and the bushes are unkempt. They let Zach go on the internet bickers it's the only human interaction he has besides his own parents. His limbs are weak and he suffers from erectile disfunction despite having a microdick so even peeing is a challenge for him. His brain is literally melting away and they keep him on a high dose of fingolimod and teriflunomide to slow the process.
t. knower
He's stated not only that he can't move, but that he can't travel far from NY either.
bickers he is lazy. Anything that takes him away from his bing bing wahoos is annudha shoah.
Big if true.

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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply]

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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I have a theory that says people who mod /cow/ for free are the most afraid of being featured
>literally stating "it's bullshit but I believe it"
I wonder what else I can get fags to believe by telling plausible lies.
>"afraid" to be on /cow/
Have you seen this fucking userbase? The only threatening thing about half the people who post here is the idea of getting trapped into a prolonged conversation with one of them.
killed himself yet? jonathan has the face only a mother could love lul
bump for gassing the JEWS

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Nein Chan Moot BlackJackArmy exposed! real name is Eric Hoover Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 22:18:11 ID: 577963 No.21679 [Reply]
Eric Hoover, aka BlackJack/showme, is the owner of Nein Chan, he has always shilled his honeypot board all over places such as Voat and 4chan, and some people have started calling him out on this, and today, many discovered datas about him will be leaked!
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>exposed on cuckchan
You posted thumbnails.
yea but noone wouldve been able to put it together only for we are former insiders mr boomer
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what a shame that the real glowGAMERGATE who ruined Nein was the Moot himself. he betrayed all anons who were excited and thought that there will be a board with the quality of 8chan and the quantity of 4chan. instead, just broken dreams and drama memes. i hope someone else more capable will take over Nein soon and make it what it was promised to be. God help us all for we are Nothing Without him, as in God. based OP will maybe become the new more capable Moot, i wish him good luck for it and thanks exposing Eric Coomer. soon all alt chan Moots will be exposed as just fucking kikes, and they will be united by the soon-to-come /messiah/, which is what i nickname the anon who will soon take over this Neinchan place and unite all alt chans and swallow them under his rule and make anons free from the Discord trannies. God speed OP, for you are Nothing Without him and may Christ bless you to victory in exposing and defeating Discord tranny jannies for a true board with the quality of 8 and quantity of 4! a new board will rise, out of the ashes of the Discord tranny sistem

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PATRICK S. TOMLINSON Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:00:32 No.17909 [Reply]
Maybe you're familiar with good ol' Fatrick. In his own words:

>Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders.When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books.

Also describing himself as "an actual tough guy", Fatrick is an effeminate fatass who craves validation through social media. He takes more selfies than a 12 year old girl and he tweets hundreds of times a day in hopes of going viral with his lonely cat lady followers.

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Patrick announced that he deleted nudes of his ex-wife (who never loved him) only to be showered with nudes of unnamed women expressing their gratitude. #DreamMan

Very unlikely, or very disgusting bickers most of his followers are grandmothers.
Patrick Nelson: non ogre version
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Look at all that fan mail!
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Why does he feel the need to lie about something so obviously untrue?
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Chijo Anonymous 09/25/2019 (Wed) 20:43:31 ID: 13a32b No.8998 [Reply]
I don't know if you guys are following it lately but I know you used to have a thread; Chijo has been hanging out on julaychan off and on. Pretty fun thread that started yesterday (Tuesday).


New developments
>chijo has a girlfriend
>she's also a tranny
>has a bigger penis than chijo
>chijo bottoms for her
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any update on this faggot?
Still just posting on julay chan /b/
I think I heard about this faggot before. Is this the one that spammed aero's threads? What's the update on him? Any new screencaps?
Can we get the address of papa johns posted again? Today it took Chijo 20 mins to walk home from work, given that the average walking speed is 1.4 m/s and he was playing pokemon go I can say that Chijo certainly lives within a 1.68 kilometer radius from the restaurant.

Onision : The onion cuck that should cut itself Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 18:12:20 ID: 590e25 No.8203 [Reply]
King Cuck of Youtube, Onion boy, creepy pedo... The list of nicknames for this Youtuber is long and varied. Last time we left our hero, he was defrauding the IRS and 8chan exploded so I will start a new thread here for what it's worth given the subject matter.

I would repost the video some no-name youtuber did compiling the house tour videos along with a comprehensive list of items proving Onision wasn't as strung up financially as he claimed but it has been shoa'd from Youtube. It is safe to assume the video was taken down by a claim from Onion boy given his considerate track record of such actions taking down anything remotely critical of him.

Rumor has been going about Onision, now with his most recent wife involved i lost count of how many he went through so far being involved in grooming underage girls for sex on Twitter.

Now, while I do take the following with a grain of salt given the source, I wouldn't be surprised otherwise. The site Crazy Days and Nights, a celebrity gossip site allegedly ran by a lawyer firmly ingrained in the Hollywood businesses of celebrities has recently published a blind item reveal and the reveal was about the Onion boy himself. While I discredit out of hand anonymous gossip, CDAN has had a surprisingly accurate score in the past in terms of reveals so I am willing to entertain what he says as food for thought given Onision's track record : https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/09/blind-items-revealed-6_15.html

>Blind Items Revealed #6
>[first published on]September 4, 2019

>Almost 3 years ago, many reports surfaced about this A-list YouTuber getting pictures from underage fans. Somehow he was able to continue his career and avoid being charged for child porn. Very recently, a victim has come forward alleging child sex abuse by this YouTuber, starting in her early teens.

>[revealed as] Onision

Furthermore, someone did come out as of late to explain the relationship she had with Onision and his wife who outright playfully made grooming allusions on their twitter in regards of this said, minor girl. While it seems fashionable for women for the past few years to lie about sexual accusations and rape allegations, it isn't the first time either that Onion boy has had sketchy shit with minors previously unearthed.
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It's a miracle the guy still has fans arguably honestly Chris Hansen getting involved made this ten times funnier.
Go back to twitter/reddit you filthy fucking GAMERGATE
As long a teen girl with idenity issues and neglectful parents exists somewhere, Onision has a potential fan. Although his fandom seems to have dies off mostly and he no longer commands armies of edgy tweens.

Have sex incel.

BASED onision is fleeing the country in the face of domestic abuse charges now! Dumb hoe deserved it probably
If only. Looks like more attention whoring.

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please explain robi Anonymous 09/28/2019 (Sat) 04:23:58 ID: c9fd18 No.9512 [Reply]
8:58 AM - robi: God I feel so guilty about the CP
8:58 AM - robi: I wish it didn't turn me on to see that shit
8:59 AM - robi: It's not just regular child porn either, it's hurtcore now
8:59 AM - robi: I just like to see children suffer :(
8:59 AM - robi: Oh well, no point in thinking about it too much
8:59 AM - robi: Time to load up Tor and find some more, lol!
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gay in fact of course
wtf robi!?
What sick person would say something like that?
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4:58 AM - robi: I paypig $5 a month to jcaesar187

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Archiving 8/cow/ Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 06:30:00 ID: 3ab41d No.150 [Reply]
Gentlemen, I think it's important that we consider archiving as many threads from 8/cow/ as possible in case archive.fo/is gets bullied into removing their archives of 8chan threads. I'll be backing up what I can but it'd be helpful if some other anons could help with this. It would really be a shame to lose all those threads and be forced to rely on foxdick to retrieve the information contained within them. I'm not even sure foxdick has most of the information considering how much Jewsh suppresses the content over there to protect his beloved cows.

Also need to probably make sure to backup all archives of the Rational skeptics thread to preserve them.

Some links to help you get started in case you want to help out in the effort.

>Archive of catalog, helpful for finding links to individual threads that might be archived

>Link to all archives of the Cyclical thread

>tor node to access 8chan/cow over tor to pull any content that isn't in archives already

Please try to save all information as html instead of just taking screencaps. If screencaps are needed they can be made from the html/page backups. Try to make sure you get all the images with the html page itself to preserve OC for future generations.

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Looks like the native archives are still up too:
Archive: https://pastebin.com/MnvsSAT1
Catalog: https://pastebin.com/MYs9TQ03
That should be the most recent archive for each thread (from the 8ch domain), and if it isn't already archived it's queued to be thought the IP route.
The annoying thing is that those queued tasks may be dropped by archiveis and just give a
>Not Found (yet?)
message after timing out.
Get a life nerd

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/vg/ autism & doxing extravaganza Anonymous 11/03/2019 (Sun) 21:38:49 No.16242 [Reply]
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Does /b/ still raid people? I want to flood the GAMERGATE's twitter account with monkey pictures
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This was posted on /tg/ and any one mocking how ugly she is gets banned. Likely to be one of the tranny mod's family members.
Nigger is losing his mind right now bickers of the new ReMind modes
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>the imperium would consider trannies as servants of chaos and throw them all into ovens
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The GAMERGATE throw a tantrum yesterday bickers of one guy telling him to let it go. As a result he changed his twitter from @blessed2FM to @enlightened2FM

let it go comment

Nigger's response

He also change his profile icon from Prince Ali to one of his Fry edits.

Donny Long aka Donald Carlos Seoane Anonymous 10/07/2019 (Mon) 05:27:07 ID: 9c1649 No.11134 [Reply]
Can we get a Donny thread going?

He's active on instagram and he's crying about Trump's broken promises. In other news Porn Wiki Links was recently sold to BangBros who simply shut the site down and burned all the backups in a video on twitter. Is Donny Long finaly GAMERGATE rich? Did he ever get a green card for his illegal immigrant wife he forces into the porn business? Only time will tell.

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why does donny have so many eddie porno saved?
where did that one come from
he is in love with that guy. tons of stuff from his cocks there. hes obsessed.
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