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Chris Chan Thread:JULAY.WORLD EDITION Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 00:22:57 ID: 9e34de No.10276 [Reply] [Last]
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>she is once again giving me Grief
>We need some more money, please, help. And I do not want to hear “Get A Job” or some shit like that.
His mother's basically braindead and dying and his worry is about being told to get a job.
Is he fucking her?
He has incest fantasies so I wouldn’t be surprised
I'd be more surprised if he wasn't.
>>19024 Probably

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TTV Shitstorm Anonymous 07/04/2020 (Sat) 22:47:42 ID: 81d14d No.64557 [Reply] [Last]
Am I the only one here following this? Basically the Bionicle TTV forums started a contest to decide the canon appearance of the First Toa. So anyways most of the entries are over-designed pieces of shit that barely meet the guidelines (must be ancient and "disturbingly frail"), save for one entry, entrant #6, Bendryx (pic related). Surprisingly it got a lot of traction in the Bionicle community and soon took the lead, much to the annoyance of the TTV mods. They started to shit on the entry and began to shill the other entries. Cue 4chan's /toy/ (or specifically the dedicated Bionicle thread, /biog/) immediately go on the offensive and begin making alt accounts to keep Bendryx at the top of the poll. They've even recruited /b/ over the past few days and tonight, the final night of the poll, they've brought in /s4s/ and /r9k/.
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The TTV mods are so pissed. The council is a group of mods from various Bionicle fan sites that get to 'manage' the community. Everything is backfiring on them.
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Forgot to mention that the mods are constantly changing the goalposts, deliberately making it harder for people to register accounts and even creating a fake link to the poll which redirects to an error page. Copied from 4chan for anyone wanting to get in on this autism shitfest: >The poll was simple earlier, but the mods have set up retarded rules against us. It's simple to vote. Just follow this link, click on "Boards", then make+verify an account. Then, all you have to do is enter 10 topics, read 50 posts, and be on the site for 35 minutes thanks to mod faggotry. https://ttvchannel.com/ >The first two can easily be knocked out, and the third can be done by opening the site in a new tab and jacking off while it idles for 35 minutes straight. >Once that is done, simply follow this link or go to Poll Doce. The one we're voting for is Entry 6, our noodley lass. https://board.ttvchannel.com/t/poll-doce-voting-ends-july-5th-1-00-am-edt/53527/1890 >A word of warning for those making alt accounts, the mods are actively looking for them. You'll need to either use numerous VPN IPs, or reset your router and be sure the new IP is different enough each time.
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Noodle will rule TTV, assemble and conquer Anons !

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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It's not datamining, ok? It's just persistent retention of your browser data. It's basically magic. That's dumber than anything dolphin's ever come up with.
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>>63770 >could have just said they were doing a tor specific captcha system to prevent spam >instead he goes on about how they're going to create a magical system to ban tor users and that tor isn't as secure as people think This guy really isn't very good at optics.
>>63770 >the captcha bypass token will create a unique server-side ID for the that's attached to that token Right, so delete your client side cookies and renew your captcha. At best, it's still a tor block but allowing current tor users that renewed their captcha before the block is put up, at worst it's still persistently tracking your regular users that don't regularly clear their cache. And the best case has a pretty obvious flaw if the attacker just stocks up on captcha tokens beforehand, so you have to profile by good posts vs throwaway spam, and minimum number of captcha renewals.
>>63750 I'm wholesomely enjoying the irony, Cole, the fed who pitched 08chan.zeronet address, stating "just TORify" your BitTorrent connection, is admitting NavyOnion is deanonymous by default. >NOW Has been*. >>63770 I just love he thinks about identifying bad actors, when bad actors are bad actors, they'll (1) session and move on. Maybe consider banning files instead?

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Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191 [Reply] [Last]
It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.
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If schizenu comes to a board you browse is it possible to make him leave by any means?
>>23663 >>accuse people of being one person across dozens of boards and sites You'd be surprised at the success rate. >>genuinely believe there's an organized effort to discredit your opinions on trivial shit <doesn't know bout the globalist division specifically focusing on imageboards to discredit anons who unravel their plans and paint them a schizos I can' help you if you don't help yourself.

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Anonymous 01/30/2020 (Thu) 21:11:06 ID: 2c1776 No.29934 [Reply] [Last]
>he no longer can afford to host most videos and images So when is Joshua Coomer Moon running out of money? What happened, did the paypigs stop donating crypto to him in exchange for taking down their pages or stalking literal who ecelebs or did some Ukranian rebels stole all his shit?
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>>46909 Well his plan was to just fuck off and do freelance coding work if KF proved unprofitable. He's already changed his name (first parts James) and was already prepared to drop everything and move on. Sadly, it seems e-begging worked out for him and by yelling loudly about how free speech will totally die unless they get the server via shirt sales and brave donations, he's been able to move up into the black. Yeah if he ever talks about closing something down then he's just pissy its not working out for him in the short term.
>>29934 fuck Joshua Coomer
>>42671 Sauce?
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https://pastebin.com/dWqrJQhn null's mod team is crashing down during his "vacation"
>>63990 >September 2019 C'mon man.

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Guntstream Anonymous 05/27/2020 (Wed) 08:05:17 ID: 1e3907 No.57589 [Reply] [Last]
You faggots keep shitting up the cyclical so contain your autism here. If it's quiet it's fine but when there's shit going on and you faggots are posting walls of text it derails the thread which aids the e-celebs that constantly try to control the narrative. The Гунтstream is the successor to the Shillstream/Гунтstream from Stream.me. Robi, who took over restreaming duties from goldstar continued the site on cytu.be after stream.me's death. The channel began to host additional cocks, such as lets plays, streaming shows and, most notoriously, gay debates. CAST OF TRANNIES <Гунтstream Trio >Robi Pires Owner and troon in chief of the lonely hearts tranny club. Robi originally restreamed the Гунт on stream.me when the faggot would actually wake up. Being too busy running the CP repository known as Julay.World, he now plays cuckime like Made In Abyss and does let's plays of Half Life 2. He spends every waking minute on the Julay World IRC which is such a cancerous shithole that it makes Discord look clean. He barely uses the site himself and has gone on record saying he's hated the place for the past 3 months. When koi turned /v/ into a pedo paradise, his brilliant idea was to let the site be spammed with CP for a few days to settle some IRC dispute about the 'heh' pill. Certifiably retarded. >Bill, Farmfag, Pringles One of the Гунтstream trio and Julay mod. BO of /dig/, a dead board that he's proud of for some reason. He watches moeshit for countless hours while larping as some guy with a farm. He gets very angry on IRC when dilating. >HangingFlesh, Weasel, Гунтopia, Zachfag, Cassie

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>>58421 Well, PPP is a confirmed faggot, so his opinion is discarded.
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>>63918 yeah he's asleep buddy. You guys need to be more subtle.

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/wooo/ stream Anonymous 08/30/2019 (Fri) 16:34:18 ID: 560f58 No.4467 [Reply] [Last]
Hey fags, actual wrassling time this time. Stream is confirmed, time is confirmed, no fucks up this time.

Tomorrow, August 31st, 12:30pm ET, 4:30 UTC, 1:30 by nip time.


It's a one day event, all matches are here.

Just like last time, it's a site wide invitation, I just don't want to spam and holy shit there's 20 fucking boards now.
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It's not just the stream, this taima whatever shit doesn't work properly either
>this taima whatever shit doesn't work properly either
What do you mean?
>it's a shithole
>kirtashit the pedo groomer's haunt
>merely a shithole
WWE fans are mostly virgins
>>63834 So you prefer your girl experienced.

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 03:08:56 No.8041 [Reply] [Last]
hi josh

i know you lurk cow

fuck you
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>>54565 Sup Josh Can you rec me some neko shota doujins plox? ty in adv
>>54565 >you all wish you had created an unprofitable, high cost and high maintenance generic forum website yes, you are right, damn where did I fail in life. Probably by doing a degree, having a job and a family. Imagine all those years I could have enjoyed being on the run by the law, constantly struggling to make ends means in a foreign country thousands of miles away from my non existent friends, constantly worrying on how to keep the only thing in life up that matters, foxdicksfarms. Josh made it, he is a rockstar
>>54594 Chasing stability is for cucks. Real men like Josh gets high on danger and the constant struggle to fight and rise above. Of course beta providers like you wouldn't understand his way of life.
>>54578 >>54590 >>54594 Dilate and cope
Itt: a lot of foxdick fags larp as Jewish haters while in the next tab over they suck his dick on his shitty board. What ever happened to calling out foxdickers for what they are?

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Anonymous 09/15/2019 (Sun) 19:40:35 No.7078 [Reply] [Last]
Milo Yiannopoulos is attending furfag con.

Lefty furfags are already making death threats against him on twitter.

*grabs popcorn*
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Here's the twitter post where the threats were uncovered.

i've been vaccinated when younger yes.
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The number of potential shenanigans here are amazing. I hope he sneaks in in a fur suit and bring a gang of those alt-right guys that go around to rallies looking for fights. I hope it gets violent.
Furfags are conservatives?
>>63836 Sodomites aren't conservatives Anon. Milo is just larping, trying to find a profitable angle.

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Restream/Guntstream/B-movies Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 05:15:19 ID: 674e5c No.135 [Reply] [Last]
Since 8ch is down and access to /bmovie/ went with it I'm opening a thread to keep anons up to date on restream happenings. Was late tonight but streams should continue at the usual time with movies afterwards until Robi returns. I'll try to post here if I can't make it for whatever reason. I'll also be posting archives here. Will update thread when I catch up haven't uploaded any in the last four days.

Feel free to suggest any movies you'd like to see for pre/post streams.
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Alright, final upload for the day, pretty sure we're all caught up now.
>jcaesar187 reads the news and still manages to go over time somehow
The GamerGate 2.0 stream with Zoe's ex boyfriend. This one is too hot for dlive and jcaesar187 is too afraid to leave up an unedited archive due to multiple uses of the word Nigger, advocating for mass shootings and blatant antisemitism. An alog called in and made a fool of himself. Archived for your clipping pleasure.
Slowly catching up on the backlog.
>Funimation Rocked, Cuck Ray Gun Backs #KickVic, Jack Dorsey Hacked, + More
>Metokur Leaves YouTube, Allsup Banned, + Memphis Monday
September 5
>Vice 8chan Doc Cringe, Contrapoints Flees Twitter, Onision a Pedo?, BPS Live, + More
Gunstream plays shit

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