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Jahans thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 10:52:16 ID: 2a28bf No.1179 [Reply]
Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.
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Joke's on you, neurotypical.
Yeeah boi
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Jahanism is still alive?!
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Unlike the women in Jahans' basement.
Anyone have his 2000 sub Q&A? That was a good one.

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Julius Ceasar187's Guntporium Anonymous 10/16/2019 (Wed) 19:50:16 Id:63dfbc No. 12805 [Reply]
Welcome, welcome my precious aper to Julius Ceasar 187's Guntporium
The only place where you can spend money to own the gunt, trigger the gunt.
And you will also be helping out the running of this website as 2/3rds of the profits will be offered as tribute to our khan.
This will also be an alternative for people who want to donate but can't bickers they still havn't been able to figure out crypto (if that is your main reason for buying anything, get the $100 dollar mug, alternatives can be made upon request, $50 or $20 dollar stickers or whatever).
The remaining 33% of the profits will go to me, a humble global vol on this public forum, for my efforts in designing these shirts and having to move most of the money over to robi via crypto.

If you have any requests, maybe you just really want this particular gunt design on the premium version of that hoodie, or you have a great idea for a design with your favorite eceleb you really want to buy, feel free to request them and I will see what I can do.
Keep in mind that for any requests please try not to just request a picture of the ecelebs face or something, but try to use anon OC drawings, recognizable features like the gunt or metokurs's 4 our of 5 stars or heavily shopped versions, or we might get into some shaky legal grounds.

If you have an extremely detailed request that would require hours and hours of work I might charge an up front commission for the design, I'm fairly capable in photoshop, and while most of the work I have done in relation to this board has been more about graphic design then creative drawing, I can do drawings or tracings of whatever photos you provide.
I can also have a look if any of our in house artists might be interested in taking the commission (for instance 3Danon or Marburg-chan, both of who's work has already been featured as their renditions of our Julaychan mascot) although I obviously can't say anything about their rates.

Questions about the operation can be asked here too, from the one sale we made until now I can at least say that I have no ability to see any identifying information about the customers. And currently our prices for the EU are more expensive bickers teespring charges more, I'm looking at some alternative shops as well that might do roughly the same but cheaper but I'll update the OP with them as necessary.
An example of Marburg and 3Danon's recent works, and the cover of the IBS RPG, probably the most effort I've put into a /cow/ related shoop, Robi actually did some work on it as well.
ahh the memories in fact of course
Feels nice I was able to participate in the cover creation, even if in the slightest
Was still supposed to make a cover for the Veeh centric expansion as well, but I guess all of that is in limbo since no one knows what happened to RPGanon.
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Thank god I never went through with announcing it officially, but we have an alternate store at https://viralstyle.com/store/guntporium/guntporium and while they offer some great prices for mugs, certain shirts and some extra merch like clocks and slippers it unfortunately works like a normal webstore.
That is to say, you have access to your full customers adress, to repeat using it WILL DOX YOURSELF TO ME
This is not the case for the teespring store which anonymizes all of the user data but which is also signigicantly more expensive for most items. https://teespring.com/stores/julius-ceasar187s-guntporium-2
Obviously you have my personal guarantee I will never even look at your personal information, but in these dark times of felon blog owners doxing their paypigs it's important to be open about these thing.

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ZOE QUINN KILL COUNT : 1 Anonymous 08/31/2019 (Sat) 23:56:42 ID: 25d6eb No.4731 [Reply]
For those sleeping under a rock since 8chan exploded, Zoe Quinn has been a controversial figure in the GamerGate saga. She was known for baseless abuse allegations toward people she didn't have a good relationship anymore, sleeping her way to the top of an industry and scammed people of tens of thousands of dollars in videogame projects that never was completed and released.

Every time, people asked : How can she keep getting away with this?

Turns out the latest person she accused of sexual assault, Alec Holowka (Night in the Woods), was found DEAD this morning. KILL COUNT : 1

Public accusation : https://archive.is/PBQGa
Death article : https://archive.is/wFlE6

Details are unclear as to why or how at the moment.

She now has bravely and boldly took a stance on her twitter of being off the internet.

How will Zoo Queen get away with it again this time? Discuss.
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>I wonder who's dick she sucked to get a job at Marve
A shorter list would be who's dick she didn't suck to get the job.
I didn't know this whore was around since the Chanology days but i'm not surprised either.

I'm rather disappointed she wasn't put away in a prison cell as of yet
>i'm not surprised either
Yeah. Chanology drew in a lot of tryhards who wanted to be epic underground hackers. It was another Eternal September. Also not surprised she tried to make the Albany chapter center around herself.
> the Albany chapter center around herself.
Surprise, surprise.

I bet there was a lot of drama involved. I was around my chapter when the oldfags left one by one and the moralfags ran in. In retrospect, yeah it's kind of cringe the amount of energy I spent into that.

It does really explain how Zoe was so well versed about IRC and Imageboards from the very get-go. And she's been carrying her Zoe Quinn name around like it's a stage name.

She never has let go of that mentality of 2008. She craves the attention and she is willing to kill for it.

FBIchan general (8chan/8kun/Odin) Anonymous 10/19/2019 (Sat) 22:26:59 ID: 5aa03a No.13388 [Reply]
Share your favorite snaps.
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>asshurt bickers he didn't include his ebin shitposts
lmao, what an asshurt cuck
>I didn't post it, /cow/ did
>I am a regular on /cow/ and make the same kinds of posts as here there btw
based and cuckchanpilled
>Wrong. This is the owner of julay.world.
Looks like we're all in fine hands then.
Looks like a shit tasting simple minded zoomer to me
>shit tasting
>from the guy singing the praises of The Prisoner of Azkaban
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Fuck that goy, he didnt even get my best shitposts. And he could just link to the archive of the thread instead of spamming shitty screencaps.

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The entirety of /tv/ is lolcow Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 21:54:29 ID: 288dd0 No.15436 [Reply]
All they do is talk about capeshit, 4chan memes or jewtube ecelebs and jewtube videos.

Insult their precious capeshit, Jokershit, or jewtube shit and the tranny vol3 or Gayhoole will delete your posts, no fun allowed only cuckthink allowed.

Constantly projecting they are patrician yet constantly disproving their assertions by being bing bing, zoomer capetards that discuss every single capeshit movie with an online marketing scheme to soyboys.
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At least he doesn't have a waifu that Harvey Weinstein uses as his personal sex toy.
But I haven't waifud trash like Jennifer Lawrence or Alicia Vikander, Watson made 100 million dollars without anything to do with Weinstein and then was in tons of movies afterwards that had nothing to do with him again

You stupid nigg er
Jennifer Lawrence has explicitly denied having sex with Humble Harv. Flopson didn't, and it wasn't bcause allegations don't abound. It's bcause they are true.
Emma Watson didn't bickers Weinstein had nothing to do with her being rich or famous, unlike Jennifer Lawrence

Nobody except incels actually think Weinstein had anything to do with Watsons movies, he had nothing to do with 15 or 16 of them.

Cope more. Innocent until proven guilty right? Unless you say so!
>jennifer lawrence has explicitly denied
Meaning it actually happened and she was desperate to claim otherwise sorry you have no common sense

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck Anonymous 09/07/2019 (Sat) 23:17:41 ID: 26dfeb No.6064 [Reply]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and nigger dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
Livejournal account:
Reddit accounts (banned):

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lol I thought that was vol5
>REEEEE my headcanon
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Anon, it's just >>21575

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 03:08:56 No.8041 [Reply]
hi josh

i know you lurk cow

fuck you
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there a list? emspex and desire lines, who were both admins, stepped down. sneasel is a new admin.
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Long lost gahoole cousin?

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Anonymous 12/03/2019 (Tue) 15:59:00 ID: 303cb5 No.21235 [Reply]
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 12/03/2019 (Tue) 19:02:43.

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Right Wing Lolcows: Julay World Edition Anonymous 09/21/2019 (Sat) 06:57:00 ID: d079ee No.8369 [Reply]
Dug around the archives, could not find archives of the certain versions of the general. I'll try to fix that should 8cuck return once again. Anyway here's what I did scrounge up-

prequel: https://archive.fo/XSIa7
Origin: https://archive.fo/H3zf4
#3: https://archive.fo/7xJRR
Q-LARP: https://archive.fo/KbdHy

Examples from the various threads I remember
>GamerGate including Davis Aurini and Jordan Owens, that crew
>Chris Cantwell, the Crying Nazi.
>Mike Cernovich, the "Alpha" who smears random people as pedos for attention
>Sinead McCarthy, White nationalist that doesn't believe trees are real
>Gayben/Moleman9000, Navaverse creator & registered republican voter
>Alphablaster, MAGApede TF2/Zelda sperg featured prominently in #3's OP.
>Religious weirdos lke Pat Robertson
>The republican party establishment & anti-Trumpers like Glenn Beck

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The current internet situation is also what happens when peasant, mutt, incel virgins like gayhoole try to act like they are smart or funny
Get a life, Zach.
>peasant, mutt, incel virgins
>right wing lolcows

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Furfag general thread Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 22:37:50 ID: 34da64 No.5068 [Reply]
Some guy an hero'd his hands so he could get them amputated and replaced with paws
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Of course furfags would like guns. Without a gun they'd never be able to catch the animals they're trying to rape.
but-but-but... I like my prehensile paws...

Terminal coombrain
This guy in the OP is about as smart as Gahoole
Handling dry ice without gloves hurts like a motherfucker. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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