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donny long got corona virus!!! mustafa solami 04/04/2020 (Sat) 16:58:23 ID: 29f9cc No.42502 [Reply] [Last]
donald carlos seoane has covid 19!
>>42502 Stop making the same thread about your ex boyfriend 20 times a week you goddamn schizo.
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>>42505 ok...

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING

>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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>>35853 Fuck if I know why no one bothered. >>40014 Anything new?
>>41391 LA trip cancelled. Moon bought a new server for th4 site and 2ill be selling shirts soon. Moon is also working on Infinity Next 2. Maybe this time it won't be a giant pile of shit.
>>41786 Nice advertisement, Null.
>>35853 jester69 is the furfag dj axle

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When did you discover /cow/ is the real lolcow? Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 16:48:51 ID: a103e4 No.42018 [Reply] [Last]
>global collapse >every age affected >government officials shitting pants <lol check out this discord tranny guys what's it like being dead weight in the wasteland?
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>>42172 >when /b/ was ACTUALLY good /b/ was never good
>>42172 Exactly and succinctly put fine sir, full agreeance. Diluter fags like >>42159 are a cancer, literal traitors to anything, they're useless and give a taint to anything good, any hobby, idea, anything decent or fun they touch while refusing their better peers by not respecting the culture which made formerly great in the first place by never being a part of anything. Then suddenly old guard leaves and these little faggots distort things into ruin. They never contribute anything. They never make anything, they never provide anything and in this case it's lulz. Reminder why under no circumstances must fags like ever >>42159 be tolerated. Boat jumpers must be left to sink. >>42159 Change your behavior or fuck off from this place forever, just bickers you don't find something funny and humorous doesn't mean it shouldn't exist. Just bickers people die which happens every minute does not mean we cannot laugh.
>>42172 >I'm an oldfag from 2004 /b/, when /b/ was ACTUALLY good, and you faggots started coming in and spamming the entire board to uselessness. So we left for greener pastures by 2007. Now here we are again, except instead of retarded former goon moderators, we have actual anons as our mod staff, so you get banned over and over again. I'm glad that we're both still around. Stay healthy, Anonymous.
The fun times are over, internet culture is circling the drain if not outright destroyed, we're in the normalfag era, the era of social media turning the internet into daytime TV except with even more shit than TV since channels had to do some quality control at least
>>42172 Two things as one on /b/ from that era: 1) /b/ was never good, and you should know that much. 2) You don't need moderation to repel faggots like them, although it can help. I did it in /b/ way back when, and if you put in the work, it can be done on just about any imageboard.

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idubbbz Distilled Cope 03/29/2020 (Sun) 21:46:59 No.41859 [Reply] [Last]
https://invidio.us/watch?v=mQLzOuwDu_8 I still don't know who the fuck this faggot is but holy shit this is gold 100% SEETHE DISTILLED COPE
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>>42227 I didn't paid for porn back when all porn was paid-only and you had to pirate otherwise Now you have fucking porn in 1080p FOR FREE and yet these turbosimps pay for shit that isn't even softcore for 2000s standards
>>42162 >I used to watch him in 2014 when he mostly played videogames and shaved his head completely, mostly due to the fact that he was the only one documenting on Intruder's progress which is a neat videogame that wasn't avaiable on Steam so none of the other Jewtube shills got to it. I watched for that reason too but but played the SubRosa demo religiously which he also covered. He had less than a thousand subscribers when I subbed at that time and for years he's subscriber account was around one and a half thousand. I shilled Subrosa to get more people on the game 'cause it was free and was dying at that time plus and i was young and retarded. People like bluedrake42, and a bunch of other shitty YouTube and forums. They game blew up. Propelling and the popularity of the developer, Idubz and the game. The developer turned out to be incredibly cucked and I lost interest in the Idubz channel short there after but it very bazaar to hear normalfags at my school talk about him a few months after.
>>42097 shut up brittany

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CoomGte / Shillgate A nice way to start off 2020 Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 01:05:48 ID: b30b4a No.26320 [Reply] [Last]
Thread about shills from the official coomer server /troomer/ wayne lambright server, and their reach across the chans, and they're shilling operations. connected with multiple glows, confirmed israeli military presence and other shill ops across the chans `More research is needed`
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>>30413 >t.Discord spic
>>30408 >implying the people in the pic aren't people who jumped on the coomer bandwagon rather than start it
>>26813 >the coomer meme is unironically one of the best to come out of 2019 Nah.
If you wanna create drama and internet wars, get off discord, go play some free MMO. >>26655 youtu.be is google's own link shortner, idiot. >>26813 OP sure is a butthurt skitz. I hope you're not defending any feels guy copycats. The fact that Robi uses one on his GitLab makes me suspicious of him. >>26835 They've already killed themselves, spend your time elsewhere. Maybe prevent kids from ending up like this. >>27244 >enjoy oomer >not discord tranny mark-tier hand-waving
>>26813 >Even tho it's yet another wojak, it's good at triggering people, and it has some truth to it In more honest words, you're willing to put up with the most stale, unoriginal, and insufferable trends as long as they tickle your ideological fancies, and you use "lololololol u mad" as a way to cope with everyone around you being disgusted by your shit taste and calling you a tard.

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Peter Coffin gets dumped Anonymous 04/01/2020 (Wed) 06:38:39 ID: 2511f1 No.42215 [Reply] [Last]
Petter Coffin is a breadtuber who is most famous for pretending to have a Japanese model girlfriend on the internet for over a year. https://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.html He's also known for posing his sex doll and taking photos of it, pretending it was his new gf. More recently he found an actual girl. He paid to have his huge-toothed scottish wife (think Pruane2Forever in a wig) over to America to get jaw surgery. After he paid for her plane ticket, her fucked up grill, and a pair of brand new fake titties she decided to leave him and took Toilet Nigga and the house. BETA AS FUCK
How old is Toilet Nigga now?
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Explains why there hasn't been an episode of adversaries for an entire year now. Honestly it makes his whole youtube gig funnier, just him alone, dressed up like Dr Robotnik talking about gamer​gate to own capitalism.
>>42215 >We will always be best friends In other words he's still in love with her and will jump on the first chance to scoop her up when she's worn out from riding the cock carousel and has no other options. The only question I have is how many niglets will he have to pay for when it happens?

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HangingIdiot's ==massive== rulecucking Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 23:26:16 ID: d7301d No.42161 [Reply] [Last]
This "admin" is just like euphoria. He deletes and bans threads on people he likes. He's a massive rulecuck. Dolphin gave me a log of an unfair ban. He's apparently from Russia. He met robi from TF2 ironically. ``` * Loaded log from Tue Mar 31 08:40:50 2020 * Now talking on #julayworld * Topic for #julayworld is: JulayWorld, the only FDA-approved imageboard: https://julay.world | Request a board: https://julay.world/meta/res/3534.html | Donation status: https://julay.world/.static/pages/donations.html * Topic for #julayworld set by robi!~augh@julay.world (Mon Mar 2 04:38:49 2020) <dolphin_kun_> Hello, mods. <dolphin_kun_> I would like to make an offer. <dolphin_kun_> I have given JEWS my blue skin. <dolphin_kun_> The_Hanging_Flesh_of_Jcaesar18: can we do the thread pin deal? <dolphin_kun_> No ban until I get a response, okay? <dolphin_kun_> I donated to Julay. <dolphin_kun_> I should be allowed to stay here after donating $0.11 after fees to robi. <Pringles> Can a dolphin smoke?

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Wizchan: Homosexual Takeover Anonymous 03/23/2020 (Mon) 23:17:17 ID: 12b594 No.41296 [Reply] [Last]
It's Not OK to be Gay We've all seen what happens when homosexuality is tolerated on chans. It starts with increasingly gay porn, then "ironic" jokes about "boypussies", then before you know it you have openly gay e-sex happening between users all over the website. It's a truly poetic microcosm of what happens when civilizations have historically tolerated faggotry. Faggots are a problem. There is a reason that the wise men of every culture across the globe throughout history have warned us about them in their holy texts and ancient records. But, like so much else in the ZOGscape we find ourselves in, this wisdom has been forgotten. And Wizchan, the chan where NEETs try to rise above their carnal desires, has succumbed to a homosexual takeover. The poor wizards are on the verge of open revolt, but they are too demoralized and suicidal to reach the threshold. Turns out the mods are actual homosexuals who have a "discord" messageboard that they hang out on. A huge /meta/ thread about banning homosexuality got deleted without explanation and the OP got banned. They and the other homoposters sexually harass the wizards constantly e.g. post boipussy :3 oh wizzie! i'm boi-ovulating! please stick your wand in my tight little boi-hole etc. ad infinitum Theyy also share faggot porn all day long on the hidden /b/ board. They've banned multiple people for asking why homosexuals aren't getting banned from the Chan where you're not supposed to talk about sex. Only the discussion of homosex is permitted. It's especially concerning to the wizards bickers of the logical and continual crossover between Wizchan and 4cuck/r9k/ which has acquired a humongous infestation of homosexuals known collectively as "/r9gay/". These are the literal "discord trannies" that we have been hearing about for a couple years now. The concern is that the mods of Wizchan have been "converted" into transexuals, and are allowing the pious NEET wizards to be trannified as well. >Why should I care? Wizchan should be a sacred monastery. A bastion against the endless prattle of normalG​AMERGATEs about sex and fucking. A place where people can rise above the constant worship of f*males that the ZOG bombards us with. In theory, wizards are admirable and worthy of fierce and righteous protection. >Where are the lulz? The mods are complete faggots and they are very butthurt about the anti-homo posting already. There are a large number of homosexuals on Wizchan.org/b/... This is where the mods post all day long. At least one of them is known to spazz out and smear his own fecal matter on his face when "/pol/tards" and "christfags" point out how annoying faggots are. >How can I get lulz right now? Just post on /b/ and /meta/. The faggots will respond. The goal is to get one of the faggot mods to respond -- immediately accuse them of being homosexuals and kick back and laugh. Don't post 4cuck memes or you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are a non-virgin, you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are anything but a wizard NEET, or you'll get b&. Also you can't post from Tor, another reason why Wizchan needs some serious attention, so if that is a problem then be warned.
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>>41833 The jews got their hands on the money printer that goes brrrrrrr and now trannies are paid to be bigger faggots than they already are. There's only one solution for them all.
God, this thread is already shit
>>41836 Genocide all homo faggots.
Faggots have a new home now! >>>/lgbt/ Now closet >>>/wizard/s can visit us for confessions.
OP is a faggot

/intl/ Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 22:02:42 ID: 411349 No.42051 [Reply] [Last]
Where is /intl/ now? Also, post /intl/ lore for great julay.
>>42051 They compromise all of ACF >>7486

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REQ: Pic of Fredrick Brennan with his succubus girlfriend Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 22:42:05 ID: 15a7db No.41867 [Reply] [Last]
My internet searches are failing me. Anyone have the pic of him and his succubus hamplanet girlfriend who fucked him bickers she had a disabled people fetish, which ultimately led to him stepping down as Wizchan admin?
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I don't normally spoonfeed but I wanted the privilege of calling you out for the fucking faggot you are
>>41869 >ClipboardImage.png Got anything better?
Oh and thanks I guess.
>>41870 Can't you reverse image search? Also found it on wizardchan's ED page
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