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Dolphin plush sorry Anonymous 01/10/2020 (Fri) 00:24:20 ID: 83737d No.26453 [Reply] [Last]
Dear mods/admins, Can you please remove my dolphin plush threads? I've moved on from imageboards to playing around with PCs and thinkpads. I no longer spam sites. Please make sure to remove this thread as well. ;) Kind Regards, Dolphin-kun No
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>>26453 >I no longer spam sites he says while still spamming sites

Mark Mann Thread Anonymous 10/18/2019 (Fri) 22:49:59 ID: ebaa36 No.13209 [Reply] [Last]
Let's take a moment to appreciate of favorite CakeJew, and just bask in his shell of a life.
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>>30479 Vch is still online, might have been displaced on another address though. Suspicious.
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>>30492 It's back up, looks like a DOS
>>30497 He means the real IP changed today. You can't access it through that any longer. vch.moe and vch.moe/v/ are also redirecting to 8kun now but nothing else on the site is hence why you can access the catalog directly. All links to vch/v/ in the webring link directly to 8kun/v/ now as well.
>>>/tv/64511 Why are people obsessed with Mark to the point that they claim he bans people on julay, much like they claimed he banned people on 8chan's /tv/? I swear these people think Mark is the only guy who bans people on the internet and that his power extends to the entirety of it.

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Sarah Jacobson/ therobotspa/ truemoodproductions Anonymous 12/26/2019 (Thu) 00:54:11 ID: 8f4fc7 No.24549 [Reply] [Last]
Sarah is a 22 year old, NEET in the barest sense of the word, nonbinary "youtuber". She makes vlogs that are rip offs of other equally shit youtubers, like shane dawson and jenna marbles, and calls them original. She feels the need to grab a fucking camera when leaving the house, bickers that's the most action packed part of her week. She brings toys that literally nobody remembers out with her in public, just begging for that sweet attention. While already wasting precious cyberjulay with her low effort videos, she makes a comic featuring a gay, underage, interracial relationship called Secrets At Blackpoint. Any comment that isn't patting her ass or sucking her dick is considered "toxic" to her fanbase, and she goes on to REEEEEEE about it on her echo chamber of a twitter. Apparently, blocking all the haters is an accomplishment to her, and her merry band of spergs of a community. Then again, when one is as massive of a vagina as her, things like this matter. Any negative comments are attacked by her army of equally retarded and incompetent 12 year old fans. When you close yourself off in a bubble, with nothing but trash youtube, and kids as interaction, she has no understanding as to how the real world works, so imaginary internet points are important to her. She tries her hardest to stay relevant by hopping along with now dead trends, such as 80's, vaporwave, lo-fi, and kidcore. bickers mommy and daddy stopped giving her handouts, she also spends a great portion of her time e-begging over paypal and patreon. She now lives in a 10x12 room with her dad, and her brainless mongrel of a rabbit. Wowee, look at how successful her job has gotten her. Living the dream, am I right? Point is, I think we have a potential fat heifer ready for julaying. At this point in time, she is being harassed by a teenager on her webcomic, and without any moderation abilities (shitty website is shit), completely loses her cool online. It's pretty funny. fujoshi's wet dream of a comic https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/secrets-at-blackpoint/list?title_no=178572 <-- this one is especially fun to fuck with, bickers you can make a burner account with 10 minute email, and wreak havoc. https://tapas.io/series/Secrets-at-Blackpoint youtube https://youtube.com/channel/UCZDZIusEK0zghLUGPuODDTA e begging accounts

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>>30544 I'm trying to keep the thread updated with new information
>>24549 >She tries her hardest to stay relevant by hopping along with now dead trends, such as 80's, vaporwave, lo-fi, and kidcore. Lo-fi will never die.
>>24549 What's up with dykes and that uppity Rachel Maddow smirk?
>>30903 High on opioids probably.
Did she refuse to send you feet pics or somthin?

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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062 [Reply] [Last]
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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>>30654 Lmfao if anything I doged the bullet.
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>>28912 >with his 'girlfriend' Steve the memes jack
>>30890 >Tranny playing FF XIV >doing PoTD Too real

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Anonymous 01/30/2020 (Thu) 21:11:06 ID: 2c1776 No.29934 [Reply] [Last]
>he no longer can afford to host most videos and images So when is Joshua Coomer Moon running out of money? What happened, did the paypigs stop donating crypto to him in exchange for taking down their pages or stalking literal who ecelebs or did some Ukranian rebels stole all his shit?
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>the op image has nothing to do with the subject Why not post a relevant image or just jewsh's face in that case?
<the op image has nothing to do with the subject it does, keep reading faggot
>>30606 >still beating the dead horse known as hirtes >even tho he was a nobody that most people here couldn't give less of a shit about even during his "prime time" here are k iwi cucks and /cow/ spergs the most easily triggered group of people on the internet, or what? yes, I liked his dumbass trolling, and I found it even funnier how much asshurt those low effort posts of his made the retards here completely lose their minds, feel free to get one of the mods here to post a HILARIOUS ban message again to show how that statement totally doesn't completely make him shit himself in anger
>>30623 Hi hirtes, welcome to /cow/.
>>30623 How many times do we have to teach you a lesson, old man?!

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CoomGte / Shillgate A nice way to start off 2020 Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 01:05:48 ID: b30b4a No.26320 [Reply] [Last]
Thread about shills from the official coomer server /troomer/ wayne lambright server, and their reach across the chans, and they're shilling operations. connected with multiple glows, confirmed israeli military presence and other shill ops across the chans `More research is needed`
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>Thread immediately get's shilled to shit Gee whizz I wonder, I realy wonder who are behind these posts
>>30408 >waaahh, people aren't laughing at my lolcow! it must be the lolcow coming over here to shill! lmao, get fucked, your thread is shit, and so are people who actually get upset at these low quality wojak edits
>>30413 >t.Discord spic
>>30408 >implying the people in the pic aren't people who jumped on the coomer bandwagon rather than start it
>>26813 >the coomer meme is unironically one of the best to come out of 2019 Nah.

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newfag board can't take the heat Anonymous 09/12/2019 (Thu) 22:48:01 ID: 49a9eb No.6748 [Reply] [Last]
We love our cops,
our law enforcement
We love our military,
they're important
and when i'm in a jam when i'm in a jam i know that i can call out the man, can call out the man with a plan
when i'm on the run, when i'm on the run
all i gotta do is dial 911
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mfw this thread
>>6748 I'm intl
>>6748 I can't sleep I don't wanna dream

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Right Wing Lolcows: Julay World Edition Anonymous 09/21/2019 (Sat) 06:57:00 ID: d079ee No.8369 [Reply] [Last]
Dug around the archives, could not find archives of the certain versions of the general. I'll try to fix that should 8cuck return once again. Anyway here's what I did scrounge up-

prequel: https://archive.fo/XSIa7
Origin: https://archive.fo/H3zf4
#3: https://archive.fo/7xJRR
Q-LARP: https://archive.fo/KbdHy

Examples from the various threads I remember
>GamerGate including Davis Aurini and Jordan Owens, that crew
>Chris Cantwell, the Crying Nazi.
>Mike Cernovich, the "Alpha" who smears random people as pedos for attention
>Sinead McCarthy, White nationalist that doesn't believe trees are real
>Gayben/Moleman9000, Navaverse creator & registered republican voter
>Alphablaster, MAGApede TF2/Zelda sperg featured prominently in #3's OP.
>Religious weirdos lke Pat Robertson
>The republican party establishment & anti-Trumpers like Glenn Beck
>Jordan Peterson & his lobster autists, the saviors of western civilization
>All of the triggered /pol/ spergs who are upset /cow/ is capable of laughing at them because lolcows are an apolitical concept

I'd live to put forward Billy Usher of OneAngryGamer as a candidate for his own thread at some point to.
>always mad and outraged about dumb shit
>incapable of handling himself on twatter https://archive.fo/qC1ic
>is a cuck for Star Citizen
>regularly chimps out at people disagreeing in his comments section. http://archive.fo/0nbJF
just find the OAG thread on foxdicks it's incredible watching him continue to decline, especially after KiA removed him from their whitelist/approved sites.

pic very much related
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>>28647 i disagree
>>28756 hello, guthrum
>>25278 Its amazing how you can draw a very clear line in imageboard history starting from when the glow-in-the-dark stormfronters began getting a foothold on 4/n/ before it mutated into 4/pol/ to now where entire boards have been invaded by boomers evangelizing for the cult of Q. It isn't a coincidence either that when this shit got really terminal so many anons started complaining about how "the right has no lolcows" and everyone disagreeing with them is a "discord tranny gay-op" while jerking off about Thejcaesar187Retard's killstream e-celeb drama. And how degenerate everyone except for them is.
>>30336 >Stormfront Stopped reading there
>>30339 To be fair, it wouldn't surprise me if that wasn't the BUGS crew that was responsible for posting the "ANTI-RACIST IS A CODE WORD FOR ANTI-WHITE WHITE GENOCIDE WHITE GENOCIDE WHITE GENOCIDE" stuff ad nauseam on /pol/ back in the day.

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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>>26868 Absolutely no one here thinks wizards deserve anything, let alone "better mods." >Seems many of them are homosexuals too. Didn't Wizardchan and Wizchan disallow gay wizards?
>>27761 even posts
>>26868 The 'wizchan' name was tainted by the time Hotwheels betrayed it.
>>30019 buy adjulay loser

Anonymous 11/09/2019 (Sat) 11:35:32 ID: e0e977 No.17065 [Reply] [Last]
I am back and still looking for a gf.
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You can see the brain damage in his poo colored eyes.
Go hang yourself.
>>27070 Poos would have to have a brain before they could damage it.
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