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Whatever happened to Smiley? Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 23:47:48 Id:185723 No. 10379 [Reply]
Latest heard of on mewch/fringe/, the last incarnation of his wizardry board, he was posting from a fast food diner after spending 10 days in the mental ward. Supposedly homeless and has not been heard of since. Considering his previous activities online, he would have to be either locked up or dead to be kept away from imageboards.
Do anyone know anything about his whereabouts?
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so where do i talk about magic and shit?
>talk about magic
ur doing it wrong
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Man, I don't have nearly enough smileberg cocks.
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Here is his current blog post

Here is his steam:

Here is his youtube:

Here is his email:
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Reading this was a hell of a journey.

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Cuckwheels Anonymous 10/10/2019 (Thu) 23:25:44 No. 11890 [Reply]
Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
Fredo has gone full lolcow.
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What if I listened and was well aware but still posted as I pleased just to see how many tor and VPN IPs I could get permabanned just for posting like I have been for years before cakekike even discovered imageboards?
Whoops wrong thread, meant for >>19975
Why did you delete the OP image you GAMERGATE
NOw I have to turn on javascript or use the index to open the thread reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>He did
Big doubt.
StephenLynx fucking loves her pussy.

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 Id:ea2451 No. 16071 [Reply]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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I'm not shilling, I'm correcting an obvious goon.
InfinityNow differs a lot from Lynxchan's main branch.
Id:ec556e isn't even making sense if there's anonymity venues to post under.

He thinks bickers Odili wanted to make a joint venture originally, that he can even snitch anything at all.
Remember, it was NanoFREECH that coopted ACF for himself:
Endchan separated the database from the nginx front-end as a safety mechanism: if feds compromise the HTTPd server, they can't compromise the database, and vice versa. They even separated duties: Balrog owns & operates the database, Odili the frontend, and never ever Snakedude costs. IIRC one time there was a database compromise, but thus deleted and a new one was made.
I don't browse /pol/, so you'll need to ask them who owns and operates that board. All I recall reading the /operate/ board is that the BO was also a Jim BO and nobody liked him. Dunno what happened after.
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Now I understand why goons are anti endchan
Seems that Qows aren't yielding much milk to be begging to bareback Jim's cage.
I wonder what GitGud is going to do next.
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Holy shit, "George", how much is Ron paying you to register domains on his behalf?
refer to >>17497
>douge's review appears in the recommended videos
>he's still doing reviews

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/cowrevolt/ victory thread PissDrizzle#Ic7/rT 10/24/2019 (Thu) 21:26:46 Id:a8a172 No. 14492 [Reply]
Sup retards?
I see you're already enjoying my amazing triangular filter, I can already feel the confusion which can only lead to everyone moving over to >>/cowrevolt/.

For anyone that missed it, here is my glorious victory over naziJEWS https://mega.nz/#!r01W3aIC!WjnhcB7lUuHONPlmpXSAgPlhTmBN3WMHC7YX96pLYuY

Clearly GAMERGATE has won again, will never be beaten and is eternally better then /cow/.

Now I hope we can move on from /cow/s racist past and move into a beautiful future full of inclusivity and to fucking loves her pussy the SJW's, and let's leave some based ecelebs like SARGON alone allright?

Try not to be too butthurt /cow/ got officially beaten, maybe one day I will allow a rematch ;^).

ps: Yes it took a while for me to set this all up, turns out my friend who was selling me thc gummybears was just selling me regular ones and making me pay $3 a piece, he has now also been added to the list of NOTFRIENDS and I've started just smoking regular weed for now from my based black friend.
So that took some time, but at least my dad is being less of a dick bickers he thinks smoking is less "faggy" then vaping hes a stupid bigot i know but don't worry another friend says he might have a hookup for some thc to vape that isn't full of poison, so fingers crossed guys.
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bickers he suggest selling OC /v/irgins made, monetizing their copyrights.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and cockss thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the julay world's administration.
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The absolute state of /v/eddit
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>That'll be a big fat no from me. If Jim wants those shekels he's going to need to court the Q crowd hard.
Same, especially when you know that most of it goes to the 2k a month the board kike gets for providing the worst moderation 8ch has to offer. "Errands" my ass.
Make a good thread then. Show us newfags that we're just stupid NIGGERs. I'll wait.
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>banned for disagreeing with Mark
We tried to warn you, but you didn't listen.

StephenLynx Pornhub videos Sergio A. Vianna (StephenLynx) 09/18/2019 (Wed) 22:36:09 No. 7595 [Reply]
Hi, my name is Sergio A. Vianna and I'm from Petrópolis, Brazil. I'm known online as StephenLynx and I'm the developer of the imageboard software LynxChan.
I'm also a filthy degenerate faggot who made porn videos and uploaded them to Pornhub. However recently (out of fear for bad PR) I have deleted my Pornhub profile. Thankfully all my uploaded videos are still live though. I have also downloaded them and uploaded them into a MEGA.nz folder archive. Please enjoy please.

Cumming a little: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8eeb564ec9
Daily buttplug training close up: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd08b3ca8435
Having a cuppa: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd39aafa48d2
Riding new toya: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd4b92d73640
Self bondate: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd0fd28e9a0d
Training deepthroating: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8ccdc71036
Trying new cock cage: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bda726f26609
Using my buttplug and crossdressing (made for the now defunct imageboard Mewch.net): https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bcfc68cd39cc
WE HD NAO :3: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd24ed64e91b
#YESHIM: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd65ad477c25

Link to the MEGA.nz archive: https://mega.nz/#F!pqhgVABK!rgSaCw2R49bScdIyYS7pYg
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the redpill is that all these bodily activities are not pretty in real life
s/he's a true artist of our time
a contemporary mikelanjelo
>late 2019
>cripplekike does precisely what STI wants
I guess xe came around.
The tranycoder has moved his new base of operations to the glow in the dark pedophile chan
Strategically, that's sound: his code will remain forever archived in an FBI database, so if everything goes down, he can always FOIA request and have it handy.
This is a software developer's dream with distribution:
Have everyone have a copy of your cpde so you always have a backup.
some pdfs are banned bickers muh /pol/tards, what kinds of pdfs were you trying to post?

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I AM GOING TO DRINK OCEAN WATER Anonymous 11/26/2019 (Tue) 09:12:40 Id:27a49a No. 19642 [Reply]
ocean water gets you high try it

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Anonymous 11/25/2019 (Mon) 08:15:58 No. 19447 [Reply]
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 11/26/2019 (Tue) 08:40:34.
/baphomet/ was dead before 8chan was closed.
mostly bickers vince started eating soy
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It was basically /i/ with 2spooky deepweb aesthetics plastered on top. The instinct to torment retards over the internet is eternal. It will be is back in some other form with a new crop of namefags to eventually ruin it again, thus completing the circle of life.
Also, I ain't clicking that shit, GAMERGATE.

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Awful Deviantart/Furfag/fetish/autist art Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 04:39:22 Id:3360b3 No. 17833 [Reply]
Post what you got. The more fetishes and worse art the better

First two images are the legendary half-dude and the last two are https://www.deviantart.com/wolfcariocharlotte/gallery/
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This thread is about awful DA stuff, not the greatest epic of our times

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Anonymous 11/24/2019 (Sun) 02:12:32 No. 19339 [Reply]
Sorry if this isn't the right place to ask.

Hypothetically speaking, let's say I breached the security of a certain social network-like website and was able to hijack certain individual's account. What is the most damage I could do that person's reputation if I was able to do that, if the website in question wasn't able to find out that there was a hack, and I wanted to make it not obvious that his account got hijacked?
I thought of posting CP, but that's pretty blatant for a SFW website. Maybe posting a link to some Discord link where I pretend to be that person and admit to some crimes?

What ideas have you guys got?
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I'd blackmail them. But this is /cow/, you can try mimicking them and long haul stirring shit with them.
Let me guess, OStatus fediverse?
What would I blackmail them with? Sensitive information that I might find by digging through their shit?
Or do you mean something else?
And can you explain what exactly I should do long haul?
>Let me guess, OStatus fediverse?
Anything you find useful.
What're the net worth of these accounts?
Not much I guess

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Chris Chan Thread:JULAY.WORLD EDITION Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 00:22:57 Id:9e34de No. 10276 [Reply]
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Speaking of Chris, take a wild guess who this fucker is:

>she is once again giving me Grief
>We need some more money, please, help. And I do not want to hear “Get A Job” or some shit like that.
His mother's basically braindead and dying and his worry is about being told to get a job.
Is he fucking her?
He has incest fantasies so I wouldn’t be surprised
I'd be more surprised if he wasn't.

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