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neinchan moderator clay clay in the nigga house AK 10/07/2019 (Mon) 01:55:50 ID: 10360a No.11071 [Reply] [Last]
took a while to get this one but apparently hes called floki on neinchan
absolute cringe lord who was once one of the " leaders" of national socialist legion
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>>22021 kommandant only came on neinchan in april, he was never in the discord and wasnt admin neither was the saviour, but if you can show proof that he was your welcome to, otherwise fake and gay
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>>11071 >police officer shirt.png Neinchan is fedchan. >faganon leaves GPS EXIF in photo while talking about targeting mosque with stickers >faggot gets doxxed from EXIF >mods delete the dox but leave up the faganon's photo and post about targeting mosque >neinchan is fedchan honeypot
>>24512 Make an >>>/n/ thread about it, it may prove useful like the German patsy with a kill count of two. E.g. I want to see dox, original image and timestamps.
Neinchan https://archive.is/piWw3#q17656 Absolutely FEDERAL
>Neinchan is fedchan. >faganon leaves GPS EXIF in photo while talking about targeting mosque with stickers >faggot gets doxxed from EXIF >mods delete the dox but leave up the faganon's photo and post about targeting mosque >neinchan is fedchan honeypot 6/6000000 Nein is just wierd. Butthurt homofeds? I had many of my posts removed like explaining how 99.9% police are rotted out husks of authoritarian political terrorists providing studies and examples of how these psychos work in CY, replying to some retard OP "asking" if human trash like that can ever be trusted. I also had many other posts dissapear, some where i evidenced extreme police atrocities/murder against yellow vests in France, describing what they did to people was like something out of third world Somalia/Iraq/Saudi Arabian shitholes gassing/maiming people and killing them medieval style with brute force. If what happened in France last year happened in Iraq or some other third world place, there would literally be a "humanitarian crisis" and immidiate invasion by zog as casus belli to end the tyrrany. To me it seems like it's either mods being retards or butthurt federales, both is probably fair to speculate. Seen no such (((problems))) on julay.

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Happy new year guys

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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>>24735 >get called out >muh foxdick /cow/ is just banned foxdicks and 4channers who talk about mister metokur and bloodsports, this confirms you are new here. now get the fuck out and lurk for at least 2 more years
>>24735 >single entity *chuckles* Collectivists stay back!
>>24731 I know, I said i'm posting that here bickers he's basically the same shit and doesn't warrant an entire new thread. Learn to read sweaty
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all around me are familiar faces
>>25065 Those are from the parody account. His real account has the names switched around.

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Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 17:25:57 ID: 74b2fd No.5000 [Reply] [Last]
Crawling in my skin
These ACNE wounds will not heeeeeeeal
Edited last time by CP/M on 09/02/2019 (Mon) 18:24:39.
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cow.vg shill has been spamming this gross bitch lately
That song is fucking gold
Is that bella thorne?
Literally who?
She'd look half cute if not for the horrid acne and dumb nose ring.
does she have the big boobs i must know

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Whatever happened to Smiley? Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 23:47:48 ID: 185723 No.10379 [Reply] [Last]
Latest heard of on mewch/fringe/, the last incarnation of his wizardry board, he was posting from a fast food diner after spending 10 days in the mental ward. Supposedly homeless and has not been heard of since. Considering his previous activities online, he would have to be either locked up or dead to be kept away from imageboards.
Do anyone know anything about his whereabouts?
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Man, I don't have nearly enough smileberg cocks.
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Here is his current blog post

Here is his steam:

Here is his youtube:

Here is his email:
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Reading this was a hell of a journey.
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>>24750 this was meant to have words Smileberg might be dead. His 4chon thread is devoid of updates.

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Furfag general thread Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 22:37:50 ID: 34da64 No.5068 [Reply] [Last]
Some guy an hero'd his hands so he could get them amputated and replaced with paws
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but-but-but... I like my prehensile paws...

Terminal coombrain
This guy in the OP is about as smart as Gahoole
Handling dry ice without gloves hurts like a motherfucker. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
>>5406 kill homosexuals

The eurasian tiger drama Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 16:08:33 ID: 9dfb1e No.24206 [Reply] [Last]
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>tfw you have a hapa son wtf am i gonna do bro's hes even trying to convince us to get him height pills bickers he doesnt wanna be short like mom
>>24569 >Send kid to Asia to live with distant Asian relatives and forget about him. >Find white girl donor egg and have your Asian wife do in vitro fertilization. >Have white child.
>>24571 harsh but.... his grandparents do love it when he visits
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>People on /cow/ are actually reproducing Mail order brides were a mistake.
>>24586 The Incel Revolution and its consequences have been a tragedy for the human race

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Chijo Anonymous 09/25/2019 (Wed) 20:43:31 ID: 13a32b No.8998 [Reply] [Last]
I don't know if you guys are following it lately but I know you used to have a thread; Chijo has been hanging out on julaychan off and on. Pretty fun thread that started yesterday (Tuesday).


New developments
>chijo has a girlfriend
>she's also a tranny
>has a bigger penis than chijo
>chijo bottoms for her
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I think I heard about this faggot before. Is this the one that spammed aero's threads? What's the update on him? Any new screencaps?
Can we get the address of papa johns posted again? Today it took Chijo 20 mins to walk home from work, given that the average walking speed is 1.4 m/s and he was playing pokemon go I can say that Chijo certainly lives within a 1.68 kilometer radius from the restaurant.
story? I don't believe for one minute this tranny actually has a job
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did this faggot finally kill himself?
he's back in another thread

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Introducing Dynapaul Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 04:11:54 ID: 0ba0fd No.22474 [Reply] [Last]
Alright, I don't know WHO the fuck to send this to. I've posted this to I don't give a fuck WHO sees it - it's about getting as many people TO see this as possible. You may say this is the 'wrong board' for this, but I disagree; this dude's writing incorporate all damn media except /tv/ - This shit MUST be shared. Send this to KiwiFarms, Something Awful, Fred Knudsen, or even Jim. I don't care who.

I present to you an absolutely prolific, insane writer, by the name of Paul 'Dynapaul' Dy.

A basic google search for 'Paul Dy' comes up with NOTHING related to this man - you MUST specifically search for 'Dynapaul Wiki'.

I want that changed - this man's name MUST be the first result.

So who the fuck is this man? In brief, I have no damn idea, but what I do know is this:

PREFACE - this man runs a FANDOM wiki page that is so schizophrenic and disorganized, I feel like Charlie trying to connect the Pepe Sylvia mystery from It's Always Sunny - bickers I cannot, for the life of me, follow these links cohesively; for example, he has at least 2 different versions of 'Hyrule' from the Zelda franchise, neither of which reliably link back to one another.



1 - He has, at the MINIMUM, been active since 2011 - at least his Wiki has, according to his account profile on said wiki. So I'm of the belief that, given how prolific he is, he MUST be an adult now.

2 - His Self-Insert - which he bases everything in his Wiki off of - is known as Paul Gekko. PIC RELATED.


3 - His art, cognitive understanding, writing style, and mental development as a whole is in many ways, akin to oldschool Chris-Chan.

4 - he appears to be basing the majority of his headcanon on a made-up anime series he's allegedly working on: Megaman ZX Shippuden.


5 - Said headcanon is utterly insane, and feels like an alternate reality where MUGEN got way the fuck out of hand - he appears to be incorporating almost every entertainment property under the sun in some way, from Codname: KND to MLP:FiM, from Naruto to Skies of Arcadia, or from Zelda to Destroy All Humans!, and One Piece to Warhammer 40k.

6 - While a sizable portion of the hyperlinks in his wiki simply trace back to the official FANDOM wikis for those characters, he DOES have his own entry for a disturbingly large amount of characters, which are equally batshit insane. Some of the prime examples include:

Dr. Robotnik (bickers, of course, no autism fest is complete without goddamn Sonic, is it?)


A samurai version of Link


Emperor Hylia, a sentient monster truck that runs its own nation and is part of a fictional series WITHIN his Megaman anime called the 'Book of Sega' - This shit is autismception.


But that's only the fucking tip of the goddamn iceberg. Some of the most mind-numbngly insane reads I've come across on this godforsaken corner of the internet include his various nations, ideologies, wars, gods, and religions. Feast your eyes upon such great works as:

The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.


The High School Wars


the extended 'Family' of Paul Gekko


The Great Grand Civil War


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only good thread on /cow/ right now
I don't have a problem with making him the new chris chan, but for fuck's sake, leave kiwis out of this, they will just trollshield him like they've done with chris, and we will have a "no fun allowed" situation like we've had with chris since at the very least the ideas guy doxxing fiasco
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>Paul Gekko (月光ポール, Gekkou Poro) or his alias "Tsurugi Kenshin" was the Jinchūriki of the both the Yamata no Orochi and the Eight Headed Tailed Beast. He is the very Descendant of Susanoo Uzumaki and the Son of Kusanagi and Laura. He is a Member of the Gekko Family. He is the Brother of Kyoji Gekko, Shunji Gekko, Kaede Gekko, Mikazuchi no Mikoto, Sōma Gekko and Mira Gekko. He was a Pilot of the Giant Gundam version of Paul Gekko and the RT-55-09 Orochi Gundam. He is more commonly known as Hero of the River Bed (出雲の英雄, Izumo no Eiyu), Chris, Temple of Hatred, Sonic the Hedgehog, Paul the Hedgehog, Super Magician, Megaman Digger, and the Wizard of Justice.
He put this much effort into his description after drawing himself like that?

>The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.
Is that you, Molay?
The good thing about that is there doesn't seem to be anything to find. His account profile on his Wiki page leads to a deleted Facebook account and a non existent discord profile. I believe he has a Deviant art by the name of PaulDy15, but there is no PII.
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Here's a "family song" which I can only describe as his self insert getting a pizza bukkake from angels.

Gekko Clan Ritual Song
>Larry and Gekko Clan: (singing chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! (angel chorus come in)
>Angel Chorus: Come to me!
>Larry: Tomato sauce & cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
>Angel Chorus: On my knees!
>Larry and Gekko Clan: You'll live forever in my memory! Pizza Angel, please come to me!
>Angel Chorus: Come to me!
>Larry and Gekko Clan: Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
>Angel Chorus: On my knees!
>All: I will miss you for eternity!
>>22753 >>22828 reminds me of this sperg https://invidio.us/watch?v=1KqbitSp5DA imagine how much more autism there would be to read if his social media profiles were still active

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Half-life autistic Anonymous 12/06/2019 (Fri) 06:20:56 ID: 7a6997 No.21948 [Reply] [Last]
I figured /cow/ would find this interesting. Both bickers it's a lolcow and also bickers it involves this site. On 4chan's /v/ board there is a sperg that hates multiple games so much that he will literally make hundreds of threads and thousands of posts in only the spam of a few weeks just to shitpost it. Currently his autistic rage is on the videogame Half-Life. In the last 3 days alone he has made dozens of threads and hundreds of posts over 9 hours a day on 3 separate image boards just to let the world know how much Half-Life upsets him. He even goes to Julay's /v/ board, makes posts there then spams links to said posts on 4chan's /v/. If you make a thread about Half-life on 4chan, 8kun or Julay he will find it within minutes and spam it with the exact same posts. In my 12 years on image boards besides maybe Barneyfag I have never seen an anon so autistic before.
All 3 pics are of him.
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reminds me of goodrafucker from /vp/, can somebody insist that gordon freeman is the manliest character in all of gaming or something dumb like that? I bet that would trigger him pretty hard, it sure did trigger the slugfucker
artifical lolcows arent good
Good to see another site death and exodus to a bunker didn't keep the "he's not EXACTLY THE SAME as chrischan so he's not a lolcow!!!!!" posters from shitting the place up.
We need to make him realize that Emma Watson sucks so that he and Zach nuke each other online constantly for decades to come.
>hurr durr a forced "lolcow" that is completely fabricated and isnt an actual schizo is totally a lolcow you guise
If the lolcow isnt real and all some act then whats the point? if its all an act then they arent a lolcow

I could snap zach in half with my bear hands

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