/cow/ - Lolcows

Autism speaks. It's time to listen.

Winner of the JulayWorld Attention-Hungry Games™, Week 5

/retro/ - 1990s ans[sic] 2000s nostalgia

Nominations for week 6 coming soon.


Report your front-end woes 2: Electric Boogaloo

What is the Imageboard Federation?

JulayWorld onion service: bhlnasxdkbaoxf4gtpbhavref7l2j3bwooes77hqcacxztkindztzrad.onion

Max message length: 32768

Drag files to upload or
click here to select them

Maximum 5 files / Maximum size: 20.00 MB

Captcha
no cookies?
More

(used to delete files and postings)


Open file (27.21 KB 700x394 CqsD8v_XgAAIIB6.jpg)
ZOE QUINN KILL COUNT : 1 Anonymous 08/31/2019 (Sat) 23:56:42 ID: 25d6eb No.4731 [Reply] [Last]
For those sleeping under a rock since 8chan exploded, Zoe Quinn has been a controversial figure in the GamerGate saga. She was known for baseless abuse allegations toward people she didn't have a good relationship anymore, sleeping her way to the top of an industry and scammed people of tens of thousands of dollars in videogame projects that never was completed and released.

Every time, people asked : How can she keep getting away with this?

Turns out the latest person she accused of sexual assault, Alec Holowka (Night in the Woods), was found DEAD this morning. KILL COUNT : 1

Public accusation : https://archive.is/PBQGa
https://wccftech.com/zoe-quinn-publically-accuses-alec-holowka-of-sexual-assault/
Death article : https://archive.is/wFlE6
https://ca.ign.com/articles/2019/08/31/night-in-the-woods-developer-accused-of-sexual-assault-dies

Details are unclear as to why or how at the moment.

She now has bravely and boldly took a stance on her twitter of being off the internet.

How will Zoo Queen get away with it again this time? Discuss.
71 posts and 50 images omitted.
>>18311
>I wonder who's dick she sucked to get a job at Marve
A shorter list would be who's dick she didn't suck to get the job.
>bingergate
I didn't know this whore was around since the Chanology days but i'm not surprised either.

I'm rather disappointed she wasn't put away in a prison cell as of yet
>>21206
>i'm not surprised either
Yeah. Chanology drew in a lot of tryhards who wanted to be epic underground hackers. It was another Eternal September. Also not surprised she tried to make the Albany chapter center around herself.
>>21238
> the Albany chapter center around herself.
Surprise, surprise.

I bet there was a lot of drama involved. I was around my chapter when the oldfags left one by one and the moralfags ran in. In retrospect, yeah it's kind of cringe the amount of energy I spent into that.

It does really explain how Zoe was so well versed about IRC and Imageboards from the very get-go. And she's been carrying her Zoe Quinn name around like it's a stage name.

She never has let go of that mentality of 2008. She craves the attention and she is willing to kill for it.

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck Anonymous 09/07/2019 (Sat) 23:17:41 ID: 26dfeb No.6064 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and nigger dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

Largely making this as a dump for old Zach cocks since he hasn't been very active lately (or at least not outside of cakechan), if you have any news about him since he got catfished by Stonegang, please contribute.
875 posts and 379 images omitted.
>>21566
lol I thought that was vol5
>>21562
>REEEEE my headcanon
NEW THREAD
>>>/cow/21575
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:45:46.
Anon, it's just >>21575

Open file (68.35 KB 720x537 a-log with turkey.jpg)
Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto JEWS 11/28/2019 (Thu) 01:22:43 ID: e041d0 No.20078 [Reply] [Last]
Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm bickers of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.
18 posts and 4 images omitted.
>>20546
I think this is the first post-Bloodsports Thanksgiving. That's really really sad.
>muh a-log
no better than k1wi farms lmao
It's that time of year again! Cuckchan's /r9k/ have threads up begging each other to buy them anime trinkets and dragon dildos. Last year some /cow/boys destroyed it by "grinching" lists.

>How to grinch
>Go to wishlist
>Select "purchased this item else where" under each item
>Click okay to each one
>???
>Profit!

This year they made a google document with all the links for easy grinching!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SbsUxb5HoFBlan00vJt1_83Ok7ctQYbZPSI0TC0Vrhg/edit?usp=sharing

Remember to post your virgin with rage tears.
Open file (162.34 KB 558x419 kiwifarms.png)
Edited last time by robi on 12/03/2019 (Tue) 17:43:26.
>>20880
Note that this links to 8channel, nanotranny's website, use with caution and extreme protection.

Open file (125.92 KB 700x931 20171218172310_94935.jpg)
chen2 Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 02:19:42 ID: c56dba No.14378 [Reply] [Last]
chen2 is a live posting image board made up of users who think magic is real and have an obsession with transexual escorts. They spend all day chatting to each other like a chat room and ban any one they disagree with.
16 posts and 4 images omitted.
>>20681
Meadhall is /pol/, it is spammed just like /pol/ was regularly spammed.
>>20725
Then why does it have someone telling you to go to some russian site?
>>20737
well, go
>>20737
Probably a desperate attempt to flee the spam.
That russian board is locked right now anyway.
>>20832
They had the Russian bunker before and threw a shit fit when one of them leaked it.

Trolling virgins and losers e-begging Anonymous 11/29/2019 (Fri) 13:51:08 ID: 74a275 No.20557 [Reply] [Last]
It's that time of year again! Cuckchan's /r9k/ have threads up begging each other to buy them anime trinkets and dragon dildos. Last year some /cow/boys destroyed it by "grinching" lists.

>How to grinch
>Go to wishlist
>Select "purchased this item else where" under each item
>Click okay to each one
>???
>Profit!

This year they made a google document with all the links for easy grinching!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SbsUxb5HoFBlan00vJt1_83Ok7ctQYbZPSI0TC0Vrhg/edit?usp=sharing

Remember to post your virgin with rage tears.
10 posts and 4 images omitted.
>>20779
>>20736
>r9k calling anyone trannies
lmao, the likes of chijo literally came from r9k, and aero recruited a good lot of his trannies from there as well
>>20786
>4th pic
Any one want to stir the shit? Some anon there is claiming he's grinching lists but buying one item. It's got them on edge and you can shit post them into a tantrum.
Open file (464.25 KB 1808x781 wtf.png)
Is this one of you running a scam?
>trolling virgins
That's what I, Zach do all the time by merely asserting my dominance and the fact that Watson has been a film star for 2 decades and has 100 million in the bank.

Open file (36.16 KB 448x397 hugo.jpg)
Open file (24.99 KB 252x281 hugo pre transition.jpg)
Tranny cows Anonymous 10/05/2019 (Sat) 22:57:06 ID: 23beaf No.10876 [Reply] [Last]
Hugo (or Jake, I can't tell the difference in fact of course) of the woke atheist youtube channel TheBibleReloaded just came out as a tranny in a cringy 30 minute video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrksuCrfQ1k

He makes no attempt to pass except for growing his hair longer, and he's been piling on the pounds. Suicide soon.
3 posts omitted.
>>10900
There's also a part around five minutes in where he goes on a minirant about how much he hates his father.
Open file (232.13 KB 283x453 justno.png)
I've been following them on and off for a while and that reveal to me was just pure fucking cringe. I knew there was an allusion once of one of them was bi. I never really for sure or bothered to find out.

Also, Hugo got fat with the years.
Is gahoole secretly a tranny he looks like the one on the left
>>20509
duphoole flhp by hapadup
>>20521
You know it's true though.

Open file (249.73 KB 474x595 lim2.png)
Grifter Kid Nick Lim - 8KUN System Architect: ROFL Edition Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 05:23:57 No.14397 [Reply] [Last]
Keep this playing in the background it's the thread theme. It's like watching a man drown for nearly 2hrs, start at ~9:00: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LreffN2srV0

Keep in mind at all time that this is the guy building 8KUN and "Project Odin v9000" with Ron. Jim and Ron Watkins have solicited the services of a small Asian boy named Nick Lim. He has a loooong history of being a grifter selling services like DDoS mitigation while also selling DDoS attacks at the same time. There are entire threads devoted to trolling him on hackforms.net but they've been scrubbed. Luckily we've still got the best stuff.

Q: When will ChadWheels stop winning g-guys? https://twitter.com/HW_BEAT_THAT/status/1187217275843006465

Best explainer: http://archive.is/wAzAw

POST HISTORY on HF: https://hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=2211567 - https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5807098

REDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/EtherMining/comments/8ar9by/why_do_we_have_to_discuss_whether_or_not_to_keep/dx0ygy8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Imagine trusting this oblivious little boy to case out your network and keep it safe. O_o

IG: https://www.instagram.com/nickthelim/
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC73cKA0l613nqAyX_3ST8QQ
LK: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nick-lim-96564a91/
44 posts and 18 images omitted.
>>15214
That sounds a lot like cope to me buddy.
Loose weight
Open file (280.86 KB 960x1440 soyboy.jpg)
>>15160
>soyboy 56%er
Gahoole is a grifter faggot too
>>20510
Nice necrobump, Zach.
Some "grift" you have there, with 8kun running stable on the clearnet and two darknets now.
Cope harder ACF tranny.

Open file (188.57 KB 1123x868 JEWS nightmare.jpg)
Open file (3.18 MB 422x356 hEcXbQR.gif)
/cowrevolt/ victory thread PissDrizzle#Ic7/rT 10/24/2019 (Thu) 21:26:46 ID: a8a172 No.14492 [Reply] [Last]
Sup retards?
I see you're already enjoying my amazing triangular filter, I can already feel the confusion which can only lead to everyone moving over to >>/cowrevolt/.

For anyone that missed it, here is my glorious victory over naziJEWS https://mega.nz/#!r01W3aIC!WjnhcB7lUuHONPlmpXSAgPlhTmBN3WMHC7YX96pLYuY

Clearly GAMERGATE has won again, will never be beaten and is eternally better then /cow/.

Now I hope we can move on from /cow/s racist past and move into a beautiful future full of inclusivity and to fucking loves her pussy the SJW's, and let's leave some based ecelebs like SARGON alone allright?

Try not to be too butthurt /cow/ got officially beaten, maybe one day I will allow a rematch ;^).

ps: Yes it took a while for me to set this all up, turns out my friend who was selling me thc gummybears was just selling me regular ones and making me pay $3 a piece, he has now also been added to the list of NOTFRIENDS and I've started just smoking regular weed for now from my based black friend.
So that took some time, but at least my dad is being less of a dick bickers he thinks smoking is less "faggy" then vaping hes a stupid bigot i know but don't worry another friend says he might have a hookup for some thc to vape that isn't full of poison, so fingers crossed guys.
59 posts and 26 images omitted.
>>18896
bickers he suggest selling OC /v/irgins made, monetizing their copyrights.

-----
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and cockss thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the julay world's administration.
Open file (193.50 KB 605x888 0129873780.jpeg)
>>18905
The absolute state of /v/eddit
Open file (73.14 KB 990x990 hebraickvetching.jpg)
>>18851
>That'll be a big fat no from me. If Jim wants those shekels he's going to need to court the Q crowd hard.
Same, especially when you know that most of it goes to the 2k a month the board kike gets for providing the worst moderation 8ch has to offer. "Errands" my ass.
>>15050
Make a good thread then. Show us newfags that we're just stupid NIGGERs. I'll wait.
Open file (16.76 KB 474x234 labo.jpg)
>>18905
>banned for disagreeing with Mark
We tried to warn you, but you didn't listen.

StephenLynx Pornhub videos Sergio A. Vianna (StephenLynx) 09/18/2019 (Wed) 22:36:09 No.7595 [Reply] [Last]
Hi, my name is Sergio A. Vianna and I'm from Petrópolis, Brazil. I'm known online as StephenLynx and I'm the developer of the imageboard software LynxChan.
I'm also a filthy degenerate faggot who made porn videos and uploaded them to Pornhub. However recently (out of fear for bad PR) I have deleted my Pornhub profile. Thankfully all my uploaded videos are still live though. I have also downloaded them and uploaded them into a MEGA.nz folder archive. Please enjoy please.

Cumming a little: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8eeb564ec9
Daily buttplug training close up: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd08b3ca8435
Having a cuppa: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd39aafa48d2
Riding new toya: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd4b92d73640
Self bondate: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd0fd28e9a0d
Training deepthroating: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8ccdc71036
Trying new cock cage: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bda726f26609
Using my buttplug and crossdressing (made for the now defunct imageboard Mewch.net): https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bcfc68cd39cc
WE HD NAO :3: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd24ed64e91b
#YESHIM: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd65ad477c25

Link to the MEGA.nz archive: https://mega.nz/#F!pqhgVABK!rgSaCw2R49bScdIyYS7pYg
44 posts and 7 images omitted.
>>17580
the redpill is that all these bodily activities are not pretty in real life
s/he's a true artist of our time
a contemporary mikelanjelo
>>9722
>late 2019
>cripplekike does precisely what STI wants
I guess xe came around.
The tranycoder has moved his new base of operations to the glow in the dark pedophile chan
https://8channel.net/lynxchan/
>>19774
Strategically, that's sound: his code will remain forever archived in an FBI database, so if everything goes down, he can always FOIA request and have it handy.
This is a software developer's dream with distribution:
Have everyone have a copy of your cpde so you always have a backup.
>>9573
some pdfs are banned bickers muh /pol/tards, what kinds of pdfs were you trying to post?

Open file (822.35 KB 500x399 FVH7p4k.gif)
Anonymous 11/24/2019 (Sun) 02:12:32 No.19339 [Reply] [Last]
Sorry if this isn't the right place to ask.

Hypothetically speaking, let's say I breached the security of a certain social network-like website and was able to hijack certain individual's account. What is the most damage I could do that person's reputation if I was able to do that, if the website in question wasn't able to find out that there was a hack, and I wanted to make it not obvious that his account got hijacked?
I thought of posting CP, but that's pretty blatant for a SFW website. Maybe posting a link to some Discord link where I pretend to be that person and admit to some crimes?

What ideas have you guys got?
Open file (6.17 KB 251x201 images.png)
>>19339
I'd blackmail them. But this is /cow/, you can try mimicking them and long haul stirring shit with them.
Let me guess, OStatus fediverse?
>>19342
What would I blackmail them with? Sensitive information that I might find by digging through their shit?
Or do you mean something else?
And can you explain what exactly I should do long haul?
>Let me guess, OStatus fediverse?
Nope
>>19347
Anything you find useful.
What're the net worth of these accounts?
>>19349
Not much I guess

Report/Delete/Moderation Forms
Delete
Report

Captcha (required for reports and bans by board staff)

no cookies?