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Jews and kikewheels Anonymous 11/05/2019 (Tue) 18:12:22 ID: d7b15e No.16544 [Reply] [Last]
What's the relationship between these two? It seem like Jews is still siding with the little crippled shit and I can't find a proper run down of when or why.

Any one want to get me up to speed?
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Daily reminder that Jonathan is such a lolcow he doesn't even eat maggots but dares to consume beef stakes in current year.
he's such an ugly kike tho lol
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Unlike our glorious leader. Can JEWS even compete?
All kikes are ugly as fuck. Fat ass Mark and crater face Jonathan are no better.

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Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 20:14:37 ID: 6cc5c4 No.17954 [Reply] [Last]
Ben Saint's 3-hour stream with Chris.

The first minute alone is pure autism. I wonder what gems can be found in here. I might watch it on double speed or see if there's a list of timestamps anywhere

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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Fairly sure Yakuza has some mental problems (in addition to alcoholism). He isn't spamming for lulz, he just doesn't understand imageboards.
I'm not.
I'm sane.
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Yakuza doesn't exist.

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the eternal moleman9000 thread Anonymous 10/04/2019 (Fri) 21:09:12 ID: c00506 No.10661 [Reply] [Last]
Hey moleman, why were you banned from DA again?
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i don't remember, GAMERGATE.
is he still alive?
Somehow. He was banned from DA for a long time then bitched at the admins until they let him in. He spends most of his time interrogating people who watch him and posting meaningless threads on askreddit

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Anonymous 11/03/2019 (Sun) 00:05:13 ID: 032234 No.16089 [Reply] [Last]
Nice Deltoids
Hi queen of pole
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Terry A. Davis was right and Seattle will be attacked most likely I do think. Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 05:23:53 ID: 9b9bc8 No.15363 [Reply] [Last]
I asked God if Seattle is planned to be attacked on 11/3rd, and He said "sight". (Used TempleOS, 3rd Temple of God).
A youtuber has gone out and collected several clips pinpointing to a possible attack on Seattle on 11/3. He talked about predictive programming and how the clues about 9/11 are also present as well about Seattle, but more subtle.
Simpsons clips used
Heavily recommend both TempleOS and the videos above. Should watch and be careful. If you have any relatives or live in Seattle, should warn and warn! Hope Seattle will survive.

TempleOS is the 3rd Temple of our Lord, where you may talk and give offerings. Totally cozy and real. You can try it yourself here:
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For real, I live in Seattle and something has happened. It's really dark out now, like the power of night and darkness has grown. 4/x/ are really freaked out by this too
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Totally has nothing to do with that Ben Franklin guy amirite anon?
it's almost like daylight savings time kicked in or something
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yeah well, it<s now the 5th and nothing happened. I tried to look up online what the buzz was about with November 3rd and I found nothing. I even forgot about it until now.

Anonymous 10/31/2019 (Thu) 04:35:39 ID: edb5de No.15490 [Reply] [Last]
Oh, we are the ants who ruin your dinner, We're always here to mess up any day, When we're around it's time to get thinner, Cause if we get the chance we will pay you a visit today
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Baste Garfieldfag.
were you an AnT, too??
Piping hot meme.

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Verlisify Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 13:27:40 No.15385 [Reply] [Last]
This guy is a dramawhore in the pokemon community. If you're willing to dig you'll find some hilarious moments.

Richard Stiles a man with DA VISION Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 19:15:04 ID: 45af1d No.5014 [Reply] [Last]
Some anons happened upon this guy by accident one night when searching for B-movies. Meet Richard, a combination of Terry A Davis and Chris-chan with a redneck twist. Richard has been hard at work for over a decade now on his own comic book series. After getting slighted by "his friend" Stan Lee on Myjulay he decided to self publish his master work. Richard wrote OC based on the Avenger's line of comics. The idea for his series was given to him via divine inspiration (aka voices in his head) and after many years he finally managed to publish it (pdf related): https://www.amazon.com/Retaliators-Master-Time-Gemini-Trilogy/dp/1532949324/

I have not been able to get through his book yet but the little have read seems totally insane and the work of a mad man. Richard claims all his ideas are original despite the fact that there is already a rip-off of the Avengers with the same name: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Retaliators_(Earth_8)

Since I'm not a comicfag I don't know how much of Richard's book is a straight rip-off of the link above.

Richard has two youtube channels that I've found. One is a personal channel where he uploads rants about his writing process and videos of his dogs raping each other. The man seems to share a house with 10+ dogs but I haven't been able to confirm how many there are. More on that later.

His rants consist of him chain smoking, looking like he's out of his mind on opioids, and being pissed about Stan Lee not acknowledging that he's a genius. You can find the rant here which is split into 7 parts because they were uploaded back when youtube had a hard limit of 10 minutes per video:
1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMOfLA8wDwU
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dTeN8rEuBo
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX9H2bUsjb8
4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-If0iQhJlEw
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlS7lMnhA3U
6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qStlkNnGUXw
7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d940KW5-cbY

In addition to his personal channel in 2018 he opened up a channel where he uploads B-Movies to promote his OC. They all have his OC inserted into them randomly along with various dank memes. He's very proud of this channel because it's gaining subscribers:

I know this OP isn't too detailed but the anons digging into this seem to have moved on to other things and I wanted to get it posted before I forgot. All his channels have been backed up and his social media has been scraped. I'll upload some more things of interest whenever I find the time.
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>R. Stiles
Obvious potential.

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Anonymous 10/14/2019 (Mon) 10:49:04 ID: 56300c No.12433 [Reply] [Last]
the cripple is fucking with jim IRL…

The second largest imageboard owner is getting sued now by non other than Fredrick Brennan the creator of 8ch. This is political as this effects the future of the second largest English speaking imageboard.
Jim Watkins might actually get arrested now.

that little cripple knows exactly what he is doing. The context here is that the Philippines not only has a dictatorial regime in power, it also has a sizeable (and violent) Muslim population. By citing "grotesque pornography" and also "hosting the Christchurch shooting", Hotwheels is deliberately placing the lives of Jim and his family in danger. It doesn't matter that Jim had nothing to do with any of that. Hotwheels is painting a false picture bickers he fully aware of the danger this puts them in.

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>8kun becomes containment board for fedposters
>julay world drifts away from that whole ordeal
>use this place, use halfchan and occasionally lurk lolcow.farm
I'm okay with this
>t. /r9k/ roastie
>tfwywn shoot heroin between ciara's little piggies
Well you got the girl part right, but I'm actually a virgin
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