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The story of a dolphin poster

He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.

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This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. " "If I was a bit I would have been circumcised and I heard two Aboriginal tribes does subincision in fact," said D.W., "I have a nice looking vagina in fact of course." "As a girl We have vaginas instead of penises and glad we went to that wedding," said Fern, "If I was a boy I would have been circumcised in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for my mom said yes in fact of course," said Brain, " We will have a bath together tonight in fact of course. " I hope you like this story here so far in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of course.

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This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code:
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws

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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition


Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:
Full Timeline (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
Archived Threads: (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

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Give me emails to spam

Dump some lolcow's emails. I'll spam them for you.

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Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition

/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube:
IMDb known accounts:
Livejournal account:
Reddit accounts (banned):

First thread: https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.

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Lolcows Who Disappeared

Who are some lolcows that used to be quite prolific but then vanished without a trace? Kat Haché, aka Kevin: For those unaware: >incredible smug, narcissistic tranny whose Tweets cumulatively outwrote the Bible in length. >had a penchant for documenting every negative comment said about him >got super pissed when someone outed his former identity as Kevin >caused the old /cow/ on 888chan to abruptly shutdown >kept tweeting indefinitely >suddenly shuts down Twitter account >deletes entire web presence >detransitions and starts identifying as male The last record of Kat's existence was from an now-deleted Instagram account with pictures of him detransitioning.

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Enema Flopson

This may not seem like your typical lolcow, but believe me, she is. Everything started when little Emma was a kid and she was cast to be in what would become known as the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises, Harry Potter. Like most of you probably know by now, she was picked so that executives could bust some nuts ( ). However, soon enough she convinced herself she was an actual actress. Fast forward to 2011. The dullest franchise was over and no one considered her a serious actress so she knew she had to do what she could do best. Enter Harvey Weinstein, boom, HARVESTED. She lands a role in My Week with Marilyn, a movie she thought could give her a career path. And it was not due to lack of Harvey trying, he went as far as to tell the world that "now you see her as a woman", an obvious wink to his fellow producers wanting to treat themselves to somewhat fresh meat ( ). But the only thing she got after that was a role in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a pretentious movie so dull it rivals the least dull Harry Potter entries. Desperate, she turns to Sofia Coppola, who makes her play the bimbo in The Bling Ring. Watson is a natural at playing a dumb slut, but sadly for her it would be the first of the many times she would prove she is unable to do a convincing American accent. Judd Apahack was her next stop. This time, she played herself in This is the End, a movie where she gets paranoid about the other celebs like Seth Rogen, Dave Franco or Jonah Hill wanting to rape her. As if anyone would want to, other than pedos who saw her in the dullest franchise. bickers she still couldn't get any decent roles, she went to Darren Aronofsky to be in his headcanon version of Noah's story from the Bible. The movie was a disaster and her performance is often compared to Tommy Wiseau's The Room. Flopson is simply unable to convincingly emote, and her cries seemed like she was trying to hold back laughter. This wasn't the first time this problem was evident. There's an infamous picture from 2011 where she's with Emma Stone and it's painfully obvious she's forcing a smile. It was around this time that she started being an obnoxious feminist and decided to become the UN's mouthpiece to lecture the world on feminism. To make matters worse, Flopson's smug, out-of-touch brand of feminism has earned her the scorn of other women in a similar position in the entertainment industry who also describe themselves as feminists like Maisie Williams, who called it out as "first world feminism" and said the things Flopson speaks about "don't bother her", being aware that women in the first world aren't really treated unfairly bickers of their sex( ). Still unable to find anything worth being in, she takes a role in the latest German guilt propaganda film, Colonia. It was so terrible that when they showed it in her home country, Great Britain, it made a measly £47 ( ). This movie is the one that cemented her reputation as box office poison. Colonia flopped so hard it the slamming was heard across the globe, and once again Flopson was out of a job so she went back to daddy Harvey to get another role that could enable her to try again. After some kosher loads, she was cast on Regression. It was a commercial flop that barely made its budget back and a critical flop too. But daddy Harvey takes care of his harvested roasties, and that's how she now had a chance. La La Land was in pre-production and she was cast in it alongside Ryan Gosling. This was her shot at winning an Oscar! Sadly for her, when he found out she had been casted he dropped the role and they got Miles Teller instead. She was dropped bickers she was too demanding and they realized she didn't have what the role required (talent) so they got Emma Stone ( ). Now that Stone was in the cast, Gosling came back and Teller was dropped. Much to Flopson's dismay, Emma Stone won an Oscar for her performance on it. While Stone was earning her Oscar on La La Land, Flopson was raping the legacy of Beauty and the Beast. As if butchering accents wasn't enough, now she decided she was qualified to sing. And every song she "sang" needed to be heavily autotuned, yielding a robot voice as a result. She also couldn't keep her mouth shut and kept saying things that hurt the profits. Her poison wasn't enough to overpower the nostalgia bait ( ) for the box office to fail, but it was certainly enough to make toys unsellable. You can see the literal mountains of Beauty and the Beast toys in the attached video. Thousands of Belle dolls were crushed bickers they couldn't be sold. Her decision to go with the Disney flick was a blessing for Damien Chazelle, who would have earned the loathing of thousands instead of praise for La La Land, were Flopson to perform in it undubbed. It has been speculated that Beauty and the Beast could have grossed twice as much had they cast a lead who was able to hit any notes at all. Her diva approach to work basically had her blacklisted ( ) so she could only get to be in a dystopian movie with Tom Hanks and her beloved bull John Boyega. It was a commercial and critical flop. She was out of a job for two years ( ) causing her to develop a coke addiction and finally got her fellow activist Greta to cast her ( ) in her feminist adaptation of Little Women after Emma Stone dropped the role knowing the script was a dumpster fire, baiting Flopson into thinking it had potential ( ). In the beginning, she was billed first. Later, as Greta realized what a mistake it would be she bumped her to second place and the lead became Oscar winner Saoirse Ronan. Once again she had to play an American character and her atrocious accent ruined everything. Even the Australian actress Eliza Scanlen, the literal who from Sharp Objects upstaged her. Florence Pugh and Saoirse Ronan did as well, as expected, and got a lot of awards buzz. Emma was again struggling and her coke addiction ( ) spiraled out of control as she couldn't cope with the situation, which adds to her femcel status, or "self-partnered" as she calls it ( , vid related too) as men quickly drop her if they're foolish enough to date her for a while bickers of her being so unlikeable in person and having these delusions of being a good actress/singer that make her unbearable to have around, literally no man can stand her after a while ( ). She was conspicuously absent from the movie's press tour ( ). She nearly died from a cocaine overdose as her coworkers toured promoting the film, and ended up in rehab. The pictures speak for themselves, you don't end up like that without a serious drug addiction. I predict a lethal OD soon.

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Mark Mann Thread

Let's take a moment to appreciate of favorite CakeJew, and just bask in his shell of a life.

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>he no longer can afford to host most videos and images So when is Joshua Coomer Moon running out of money? What happened, did the paypigs stop donating crypto to him in exchange for taking down their pages or stalking literal who ecelebs or did some Ukranian rebels stole all his shit?

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Pringles: a scared and corrupt rulecuck

Despite him losing his administrator power on Julay, he still has his XOP on #julayworld, so he continues to rulecuck and trick new users. This IRC log should provide plenty of evidence: Jan 17 04:36:48 <Pringles> This guy is fapping right now to the idea that he's actually causing trouble for us. I bet he cums on a stuffed dolphin Jan 17 23:58:01 <Reimu> Oh, no. It's logging. https://fuckoff.pedo/ Jan 18 00:03:09 <Reimu> Oh, and logging IPs: https://fuckoff.pedo/ Jan 18 00:03:45 <tttttttt> boxeddolphin is the nameserver too Jan 19 05:54:45 <robi> ~$ host fuckoff.pedo Jan 19 05:54:47 <robi> fuckoff.pedo has address Dolphin honeypot Mar 30 18:51:33 <euphoria> lmfao no way Mar 30 18:51:40 <euphoria> did pringles wipe it Mar 30 18:51:55 <euphoria> HAHAHAHA you fucking hypocritical G​AMERGATE Mar 30 18:51:57 <euphoria> pringles you G​AMERGATE Mar 30 18:54:38 <euphoria> I don't fucking get it apparently pringles owns /pol/ too Mar 30 18:55:15 <euphoria> not anymore Mar 30 18:55:45 <euphoria> I don't think it should have been given to pringles Mar 30 18:55:49 <euphoria> I don't even know why it was Mar 30 18:55:57 <euphoria> afaik pringles never even asked for it Mar 30 18:56:51 <euphoria> well this means he cant be a global now Mar 30 18:57:04 <euphoria> cause robi said /pol/ will never be owned by global staff as a bit of insurane Mar 28 14:37:01 <euphoria> <euphoria> he started spamming loli and then spammed dolphins Mar 28 14:37:02 <euphoria> <euphoria> hmmmm who dya think that could be Mar 28 14:37:10 <euphoria> it's dolphin Mar 28 14:37:11 <euphoria> obviously Mar 28 14:37:54 <euphoria> he also posted shit like come to coronachan and come to oceanchan bickers they don't ban loli or whatever Mar 28 14:38:38 <euphoria> the biggest problem I have with him is the board claims Mar 28 14:40:48 <euphoria> who owns retro now? Mar 28 14:41:32 <euphoria> the old dead BO Mar 28 16:00:38 <euphoria> <robi> at this point i'm about to reduce julay to one board and then /dip Mar 28 16:00:45 <euphoria> the sad thing is this isn't even an awful idea Mar 28 16:01:09 <euphoria> lots of cocks will be lost but it's not the worst idea I've ever heard

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How does someone's life end up like this?

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wizchan and the like

This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
Fredo has gone full lolcow.

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Why is this sperg posted on every image board i go on

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Introducing Dynapaul

Alright, I don't know WHO the fuck to send this to. I've posted this to I don't give a fuck WHO sees it - it's about getting as many people TO see this as possible. You may say this is the 'wrong board' for this, but I disagree; this dude's writing incorporate all damn media except /tv/ - This shit MUST be shared. Send this to KiwiFarms, Something Awful, Fred Knudsen, or even Jim. I don't care who.

I present to you an absolutely prolific, insane writer, by the name of Paul 'Dynapaul' Dy.

A basic google search for 'Paul Dy' comes up with NOTHING related to this man - you MUST specifically search for 'Dynapaul Wiki'.

I want that changed - this man's name MUST be the first result.

So who the fuck is this man? In brief, I have no damn idea, but what I do know is this:

PREFACE - this man runs a FANDOM wiki page that is so schizophrenic and disorganized, I feel like Charlie trying to connect the Pepe Sylvia mystery from It's Always Sunny - bickers I cannot, for the life of me, follow these links cohesively; for example, he has at least 2 different versions of 'Hyrule' from the Zelda franchise, neither of which reliably link back to one another.

1 - He has, at the MINIMUM, been active since 2011 - at least his Wiki has, according to his account profile on said wiki. So I'm of the belief that, given how prolific he is, he MUST be an adult now.

2 - His Self-Insert - which he bases everything in his Wiki off of - is known as Paul Gekko. PIC RELATED.

3 - His art, cognitive understanding, writing style, and mental development as a whole is in many ways, akin to oldschool Chris-Chan.

4 - he appears to be basing the majority of his headcanon on a made-up anime series he's allegedly working on: Megaman ZX Shippuden.

5 - Said headcanon is utterly insane, and feels like an alternate reality where MUGEN got way the fuck out of hand - he appears to be incorporating almost every entertainment property under the sun in some way, from Codname: KND to MLP:FiM, from Naruto to Skies of Arcadia, or from Zelda to Destroy All Humans!, and One Piece to Warhammer 40k.

6 - While a sizable portion of the hyperlinks in his wiki simply trace back to the official FANDOM wikis for those characters, he DOES have his own entry for a disturbingly large amount of characters, which are equally batshit insane. Some of the prime examples include:

Dr. Robotnik (bickers, of course, no autism fest is complete without goddamn Sonic, is it?)

A samurai version of Link

Emperor Hylia, a sentient monster truck that runs its own nation and is part of a fictional series WITHIN his Megaman anime called the 'Book of Sega' - This shit is autismception.

But that's only the fucking tip of the goddamn iceberg. Some of the most mind-numbngly insane reads I've come across on this godforsaken corner of the internet include his various nations, ideologies, wars, gods, and religions. Feast your eyes upon such great works as:

The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.

The High School Wars

the extended 'Family' of Paul Gekko

The Great Grand Civil War


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donny long got corona virus!!!

donald carlos seoane diagnosed with covid 19!

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TheHeroOfTomorrow/Eli S. Stone

You guys ever heard of this lolcow? He seems like one of those idiots online with pronounces and love to bash Orange Man Bad 24/7. I'm going to give you a short summary of him from the foxdicks dig on him. >Brief Summary: Weird ass dude who lives with his mama at almost 30 years old, has worked as a shitty video reviewer (as a faux comic character of his own shitty imagination, mind you) for a variety of topics and products for the past 8+ years (think a more autistic Doug Walker, but not funny at all), is your stereotypical TCG nerd and Pokemonfag. Clearly wants to get with thots, albeit unsuccessfully like Penguinfag. Has recently finished his series of videos, ironically at the time when people will now finally start noticing him after years of not giving a fuck. Some info on where the guy lives. His white papers… Dox: 610 Colonial Cir Heber Springs AR 72543-4603 DOB: June 1st, 1990 Twitter: Youtube: (Old) Youtube: ( Personal Facebook: IMDB: ( TVTropes Page: ( Vimeo: Bitchute: ( Blogspot: ( Fandom Wiki: Welcome to Clown World, Eli Stone!

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FBIchan general (8chan/8kun/Odin)

Share your favorite snaps.

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Gahoole2 / Patrick Nelson

A failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/tv/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", known for shilling his unfunny garbage on ghettogaggers and imageboards.

Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is balding at 22.

His youtube channel:

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donny long got corona virus!!!

donald carlos seoane has covid 19!

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Foxdick thread

Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING

>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.

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When did you discover /cow/ is the real lolcow?

>global collapse >every age affected >government officials shitting pants <lol check out this discord tranny guys what's it like being dead weight in the wasteland?

R: 45 / I: 20 / P: 3 I still don't know who the fuck this faggot is but holy shit this is gold 100% SEETHE DISTILLED COPE

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CoomGte / Shillgate A nice way to start off 2020

Thread about shills from the official coomer server /troomer/ wayne lambright server, and their reach across the chans, and they're shilling operations. connected with multiple glows, confirmed israeli military presence and other shill ops across the chans `More research is needed`

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Peter Coffin gets dumped

Petter Coffin is a breadtuber who is most famous for pretending to have a Japanese model girlfriend on the internet for over a year. He's also known for posing his sex doll and taking photos of it, pretending it was his new gf. More recently he found an actual girl. He paid to have his huge-toothed scottish wife (think Pruane2Forever in a wig) over to America to get jaw surgery. After he paid for her plane ticket, her fucked up grill, and a pair of brand new fake titties she decided to leave him and took Toilet Nigga and the house. BETA AS FUCK

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HangingIdiot's ==massive== rulecucking

This "admin" is just like euphoria. He deletes and bans threads on people he likes. He's a massive rulecuck. Dolphin gave me a log of an unfair ban. He's apparently from Russia. He met robi from TF2 ironically. ``` * Loaded log from Tue Mar 31 08:40:50 2020 * Now talking on #julayworld * Topic for #julayworld is: JulayWorld, the only FDA-approved imageboard: | Request a board: | Donation status: * Topic for #julayworld set by robi! (Mon Mar 2 04:38:49 2020) <dolphin_kun_> Hello, mods. <dolphin_kun_> I would like to make an offer. <dolphin_kun_> I have given JEWS my blue skin. <dolphin_kun_> The_Hanging_Flesh_of_Jcaesar18: can we do the thread pin deal? <dolphin_kun_> No ban until I get a response, okay? <dolphin_kun_> I donated to Julay. <dolphin_kun_> I should be allowed to stay here after donating $0.11 after fees to robi. <Pringles> Can a dolphin smoke? <Pringles> Do we know? <Pringles> Can just dolphin-kun smoke? <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: Dolphins live in the ocean <dolphin_kun_> no, it'll be wet <dolphin_kun_> >the glows * [euphoria] (~euphoria@euphoria.euphoria): euphoria * [euphoria] @#julayworld * [euphoria] * :Where are you? * [euphoria] has identified for this nick * [euphoria] is using a secure connection * [euphoria] End of WHOIS list. <dolphin_kun_> >euphoria.euphoria <dolphin_kun_> >attention whore <dolphin_kun_> Wait, who added the filter for Attention.whore? <Pringles> The dolphin is not really a dolphin <Pringles> Obviously there is symbolism at work here <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: possibly <JEWS> can it still be skinned? <dolphin_kun_> 663 did hand me some shekels for some undisclosed reason. <dolphin_kun_> Not like he was paying me to stir up drama. <dolphin_kun_> JEWS: yes <Pringles> It's about information <Pringles> You have to take it apart <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: oh, no <dolphin_kun_> I used my real name for my now-dead PGP key. <dolphin_kun_> I lost access to it during a data migration. <dolphin_kun_> years ago <dolphin_kun_> >please don't dox me <dolphin_kun_> euphoria: It's hilarious how asshurt /abdl/ makes you. We're not going to stop bullying you, baby <dolphin_kun_> Huh, owo is gone. <dolphin_kun_> >he was a diaperfag <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: I love data. <Pringles> Dolphin's real name is Ernie Barguckle <dolphin_kun_> Nope. <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: where are you from? <dolphin_kun_> Dolphin loves the Pacific Ocean. <Pringles> A smoking dolphin with a metaphorical pipe that doesn't work <dolphin_kun_> but I crushed your can <dolphin_kun_> Well, when BelugaChan is done, does anybody want to deploy/try it out? <dolphin_kun_> It will use MySQL and PHP. <dolphin_kun_> No MongoDB needed. <dolphin_kun_> Less memory needed <dolphin_kun_> It's a software package. <Pringles> What does a blind man see? <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: nothing <Pringles> Blackness. <uguu> a blind man sees this: <dolphin_kun_> I can add accessibility. <Pringles> Darkness. <dolphin_kun_> aria-label <Pringles> Blankness <uguu> :P <dolphin_kun_> I use required="" <Pringles> Blank darkness. <Pringles> Dark blankness. <dolphin_kun_> Better support for screen-readers. <Pringles> The absence of things, quite literally NO thing. No things. Nothings. <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: I do wonder too <Pringles> So, you see nothing, and I bring you into the light. A cat has your pipe! You've been blind, do you understand this!? <dolphin_kun_> Is this a game to waste my time? <Pringles> The cat has your pipe. <dolphin_kun_> The new julay cat? <Pringles> You can't fully immerse yourself, you don't have the light. You don't have the radiance, the radical light, the radically radiant light of truth and truth's belonging love, and nature of light, and loving truthful radiance. <dolphin_kun_> Garfield? <dolphin_kun_> Oh, I see it. <Pringles> So don't be bold, and make bold statements. I know of you. <Pringles> The cat has your pipe. <Pringles> The <Pringles> Cat <Pringles> Has <Pringles> Your <dolphin_kun_> I will skin robi to remove it. <Pringles> Pipe <dolphin_kun_> piper <Pringles> Remember that <dolphin_kun_> I piped my dolphin through an OpenVPN tunnel. <dolphin_kun_> It came out grey. <dolphin_kun_> Belugas are affected by corona <dolphin_kun_> They can die. <dolphin_kun_> Dolphins don't seem to have any problems. <dolphin_kun_> >dolphins beats robi once again <dolphin_kun_> Well, OceanChan is almost online. <SinkingMars353> I don't think so <Pringles> I'm talking about the Pipe Strip in relation to religion. It's... it's interesting to assign the roles of God... and anti-God, or, as many know him to be, the devil... or on a much larger scale, simply the forces of... good and evil. Garfield, the thief-cat, evil and malicious... He is the devil, placed to the right... and note, the two forms of Jon; the Jon on the left, still innocent, still draped in the... delight, of the lack of knowledge. He <Pringles> is... the humans in the Garden of Eden. He feels for his pipe... but he has yet to eat from the tree... and Garfield, the sinister serpent... and notice, notice how Jim Davis has framed this... The center Jon is locked in a struggle, between his innocence, and his knowledge of the truth... knowledge of the existence of evil. <SinkingMars353> The Miami Dolphins are fucking trash <dolphin_kun_> SinkingMars353: >the aquatic mammal <dolphin_kun_> I should buy <SinkingMars353> Whale sharks are mammals, too <dolphin_kun_> I don't think robi filtered that name yet. <dolphin_kun_> He filtered my main domains. <dolphin_kun_> Now, robi just needs to filter * to == <dolphin_kun_> if the filter knew wildcards, it would break the engine. <dolphin_kun_> Test it on OceanChan <dolphin_kun_> Hmm... boxeddolphin VPS or new VPS? <dolphin_kun_> People called me a rulecuck in the past <dolphin_kun_> I ran DOLPHIN NIGGER. <dolphin_kun_> They were angry bickers I removed underage comics that had sonic characters having sex. <dolphin_kun_> I just banned their IP range with iptables <dolphin_kun_> SinkingMars353: how are anons so stupid? <SinkingMars353> I don't know <dolphin_kun_> SinkingMars353: how did you meet robi? The_Hanging_Flesh_of_Jcaesar18 met him from TF2. <SinkingMars353> I met him on <dolphin_kun_> >really? <SinkingMars353> yeah <dolphin_kun_> I can't handle sarcasm well. <SinkingMars353> Yeah, you can't <SinkingMars353> But, if you want the honest answer I met him on /mu/ <dolphin_kun_> Ah, I see. <dolphin_kun_> What's /mu/ btw? <dolphin_kun_> meeting board? <SinkingMars353> The Art of Vibrations and Audio Stimulants <dolphin_kun_> Weird. <dolphin_kun_> >stimulants * dolphin_kun_ watches as my dolphin flops off the table to make whistling sounds <SinkingMars353> You didn't know that <SinkingMars353> Ever heard of Muzak? <dolphin_kun_> Well, I don't browse a lot of boards. <dolphin_kun_> SinkingMars353: nope, not from the US <SinkingMars353> It is not US thing <SinkingMars353> It is a worker's thing <SoulCareer> dolphin_kun_ <SoulCareer> take <SoulCareer> me <SoulCareer> off ignore! <SinkingMars353> A bunch of psychiatrists and factory owners were figuring out a way to make workers stay for longer periods of time <dolphin_kun_> SinkingMars353: (((mind))) <SinkingMars353> So, they developed a method of using instrumentals to soothe their minds and put them in the optimal, working mood <SinkingMars353> Thus, Muzak is born <SinkingMars353> Ever been to a mall before? <dolphin_kun_> Yes. <dolphin_kun_> I don't like malls. <dolphin_kun_> They're pointless. <dolphin_kun_> Overpriced consumer junk. <SoulCareer> dolphin_kun_ you should like malls <SinkingMars353> Before Pop music was blaring through the speakers, muzak reigns supreme <dolphin_kun_> SoulCareer: too loud <SoulCareer> you should all be liking the mall <SinkingMars353> Malls are more quiet nowadays <SinkingMars353> You might like them <SoulCareer> so wear some foam ear plugs like i do when i enter a club <dolphin_kun_> SinkingMars353: I don't. <SinkingMars353> Ok <SoulCareer> dolphin_kun_ in your country is there a mall? <SinkingMars353> <dolphin_kun_> SoulCareer: Yes, Australia. <SinkingMars353> Listen to it <SoulCareer> dolphin_kun_ do you remember that girl , went by the name of heat <SoulCareer> i liked her <dolphin_kun_> No, I refuse to be brainwashed. <SinkingMars353> Fine <dolphin_kun_> SinkingMars353: ever heard of the pentium 3 demo? <dolphin_kun_> Found the dolphinchan logo. <SinkingMars353> Since you are fascinated by dolphins, I take it that you really enjoy listening to ambient music or field recordings of dolphin noises <dolphin_kun_> Nah, the audio is crap. <dolphin_kun_> I have high-end headphones (PXC 550). <SinkingMars353> What do you enjoy listening to? <dolphin_kun_> Not sure. <dolphin_kun_> I don't listen to crap. <dolphin_kun_> is a old, yet good trance radio station. <dolphin_kun_> if you're a weeb, there <dolphin_kun_> *there is <SinkingMars353> I'm not even talking about music <dolphin_kun_> Oh, okay. <SinkingMars353> Do you enjoy listening to the ambience? <SinkingMars353> The soft rains <dolphin_kun_> Nah, not really. <SinkingMars353> So, you would easily give up your sense of hearing and go deaf? <dolphin_kun_> No. <dolphin_kun_> I need it for my Pentium 1 PCs. <dolphin_kun_> They sound like jets. <dolphin_kun_> I like the sound of loud old PCs. <SinkingMars353> So you do like listening to ambience <dolphin_kun_> I run loads of them as servers. <dolphin_kun_> Maybe. <SinkingMars353> So, you like the sounds of speedy fans <dolphin_kun_> Well, yes, I like old PC sounds. <Pringles> <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: shitpost <dolphin_kun_> This should fix my issue with LynxChan: find ./ -type f -print0 | xargs -0 sed -i 's/logo.png/logo.jpg/g' <dolphin_kun_> OceanChan is almost back. <dolphin_kun_> Now, I have loads of old posts from DOLPHIN NIGGER, so I'm going to fill it up with that. <dolphin_kun_> It'll increase the PPH <SinkingMars353> Why soil something that has potential with filth from your previous failures? <dolphin_kun_> Well, DOLPHIN NIGGER is dead anyways. <dolphin_kun_> Anons found out that during server maintenance, they were accidentally brought to boxeddolphin <SinkingMars353> I do appreciate the philosophy of bright minds that believe that you should focus on your failures to appreciate your successes <SinkingMars353> Anons don't like being in a box <SinkingMars353> You know they don't like their rage room <dolphin_kun_> Is that a fuckoff.pedo joke? <SinkingMars353> And they would like for you to change it <dolphin_kun_> Ah, <dolphin_kun_> Oh, <SinkingMars353> Why release them when they'll be captured again? <dolphin_kun_> uh... <SinkingMars353> Don't you see <dolphin_kun_> Oh, yeah, they all say dolphin. <Pringles> <SinkingMars353> We can't escape <Pringles> Nips are based ^ <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: NONONO <dolphin_kun_> I already know this. <dolphin_kun_> Microsoft even released an education software called Microsoft Oceans back in 1995. <Pringles> Dolphins taste good <Pringles> I had it when I went to Japan <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: are you kidding me? <SoulCareer> pringles they are smart <Pringles> Nope I order dolphin any time it's on the menu <SoulCareer> u shouldnt kill them <Pringles> If they're so smart how come they don't swim away when they see the boat coming with the harpoon on it? <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: tricked by sound <dolphin_kun_> and OceanChan is 100% online <dolphin_kun_> Oh, no <dolphin_kun_> Cirno is showing up still <SinkingMars353> Japan are hypocrites honestly <dolphin_kun_> SinkingMars353: yep <dolphin_kun_> Terrible culture <SinkingMars353> They hunt dolphins, yet they name a console after Dolphin <dolphin_kun_> Hmm.. <dolphin_kun_> What console? <SinkingMars353> The Dreamcast <dolphin_kun_> Ah, I see. <SinkingMars353> I'm just joking <Pringles> <dolphin_kun_> Damn, you got me. <SinkingMars353> The Apple Pinpin <SinkingMars353> Or was it the C64GS <SinkingMars353> I can't remember <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: that's horrible <SinkingMars353> But it was one of those consoles <dolphin_kun_> You need to spoiler the link first. <dolphin_kun_> red water <dolphin_kun_> Well, the Japanese better love their parasites. <Pringles> Do you eat cow? <dolphin_kun_> and mercury in the over-polluted dolphin meat <dolphin_kun_> Pringles: yes, meta <dolphin_kun_> *meat <Pringles> Then stop complaining <dolphin_kun_> That's different. <SinkingMars353> Stop complaining like a buncha hoes <Pringles> No it isn't, cows are smart <dolphin_kun_> (((proof)))? <SinkingMars353> <Pringles> Proof that cows are smart? <dolphin_kun_> Yrd <dolphin_kun_> *Yes <Pringles> Go visit a farm <dolphin_kun_> Nah. <dolphin_kun_> Isn't /cow/ the farm? <dolphin_kun_> They make a lot of julay I heard. <Pringles> /cow/ is a ranch <dolphin_kun_> ram ranch <dolphin_kun_> Why is there /pol/ on Julay? <dolphin_kun_> The mods deleted a Q thread. * The_Hanging_Flesh_of_Jcaesar18 sets ban on *!*@*.136516DB.FEE934B.IP * You have been kicked from #julayworld by The_Hanging_Flesh_of_Jcaesar18 (The_Hanging_Flesh_of_Jcaesar18) >The_Hanging_Flesh_of_Jcaesar18< Why? We were chatting. ```

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Wizchan: Homosexual Takeover

It's Not OK to be Gay We've all seen what happens when homosexuality is tolerated on chans. It starts with increasingly gay porn, then "ironic" jokes about "boypussies", then before you know it you have openly gay e-sex happening between users all over the website. It's a truly poetic microcosm of what happens when civilizations have historically tolerated faggotry. Faggots are a problem. There is a reason that the wise men of every culture across the globe throughout history have warned us about them in their holy texts and ancient records. But, like so much else in the ZOGscape we find ourselves in, this wisdom has been forgotten. And Wizchan, the chan where NEETs try to rise above their carnal desires, has succumbed to a homosexual takeover. The poor wizards are on the verge of open revolt, but they are too demoralized and suicidal to reach the threshold. Turns out the mods are actual homosexuals who have a "discord" messageboard that they hang out on. A huge /meta/ thread about banning homosexuality got deleted without explanation and the OP got banned. They and the other homoposters sexually harass the wizards constantly e.g. post boipussy :3 oh wizzie! i'm boi-ovulating! please stick your wand in my tight little boi-hole etc. ad infinitum Theyy also share faggot porn all day long on the hidden /b/ board. They've banned multiple people for asking why homosexuals aren't getting banned from the Chan where you're not supposed to talk about sex. Only the discussion of homosex is permitted. It's especially concerning to the wizards bickers of the logical and continual crossover between Wizchan and 4cuck/r9k/ which has acquired a humongous infestation of homosexuals known collectively as "/r9gay/". These are the literal "discord trannies" that we have been hearing about for a couple years now. The concern is that the mods of Wizchan have been "converted" into transexuals, and are allowing the pious NEET wizards to be trannified as well. >Why should I care? Wizchan should be a sacred monastery. A bastion against the endless prattle of normalG​AMERGATEs about sex and fucking. A place where people can rise above the constant worship of f*males that the ZOG bombards us with. In theory, wizards are admirable and worthy of fierce and righteous protection. >Where are the lulz? The mods are complete faggots and they are very butthurt about the anti-homo posting already. There are a large number of homosexuals on This is where the mods post all day long. At least one of them is known to spazz out and smear his own fecal matter on his face when "/pol/tards" and "christfags" point out how annoying faggots are. >How can I get lulz right now? Just post on /b/ and /meta/. The faggots will respond. The goal is to get one of the faggot mods to respond -- immediately accuse them of being homosexuals and kick back and laugh. Don't post 4cuck memes or you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are a non-virgin, you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are anything but a wizard NEET, or you'll get b&. Also you can't post from Tor, another reason why Wizchan needs some serious attention, so if that is a problem then be warned.

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Where is /intl/ now? Also, post /intl/ lore for great julay.

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REQ: Pic of Fredrick Brennan with his succubus girlfriend

My internet searches are failing me. Anyone have the pic of him and his succubus hamplanet girlfriend who fucked him bickers she had a disabled people fetish, which ultimately led to him stepping down as Wizchan admin?

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Nastassia Ponomarenko

YouTuber Exposes Nastassia Ponomarenko sextape and gets harassed by fans!

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rodent paid dolphin

fuck dolphin a lot

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The Autism problem

In the past few decades the number of people diagnosed with autism has increased dramatically. This is a very concerning development. It is concerning bickers it is fundamentally unethical and irresponsible to allow autistic people to partake in society and to communicate with others. Anybody who has ever dealt with an autistic person understands that the presence of an autist is burdensome and detrimental to its surroundings in any social context. Imagine any social gathering or event, such as spending time with your friends. Any such social gathering is not enjoyable when an autist is present. Despite there being many different forms of autism that articulate themselves in different ways (high functioning, low functioning and such), all of these have in common that they are a profound source of displeasure and discomfort to those who surround the patient. Autism is a unique disorder in that the people surrounding the patient suffer from it rather than the patient itself. When confronted with this basic fact, autists or their advocates will attempt to rebut by pointing to the importance of 'tolerance'. They say, you need to tolerate the autist and his annoying antics or else you're a bad person. But does it make you a bad person to simply not want your every day ruined by autists? Even if an autist is tolerated by others, that is merely a concious effort on their part to not slap the autist in the face and tell it to piss off. Subconsciously, you still rather want it to go away. I have attached a graphic showing the three levels of 'functionality' in autists. You will notice that all three levels, in some way, require support. This is support which autists like to pretend they are entitled to, even when they give absolutely nothing in return for receiving this support. If there were competent and responsible people in charge of policy who can see the gravity of this issue, there would have been measures to contain autists and prevent them from participating in society. Unless there is a cure for this terrible disease, which is a societal disease, a good thing to do for the state would be to employ measures of containment such as incarceration in mental facilities. However this is still not a perfect solution. An autist will always be a burden upon society, even if such measures are employed. Hence, the only conclusion is that euthanasia is the most optimal way to reduce this burden permanently. The autist, no matter how "high functioning" it may seem, is never equivalent in personal value to a non-autist. The society, if it wants to flourish, has no choice but to recognize this reality.

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The butthurt IB user who insults me after begging for custom CSS

So, this user has been invading my chan to complain about every fucking thing. Doesn't care that I put a lot of work into it, etc. Says I'm a rulecuck, yet he says coronachan's stock CSS is better than my custom good CSS. >stage 2 Starts ban evading like crazy, so I end up using iptables and ufw to confuse him. He gives up, then 1 day later, he files a ban appeal. I accidentally lift the ban, only for him to say PLEASE ADD A LAIN LAIN LAIN CSS, and so I did, only for him to fucking sperg even more. Evidence attached. The shitty chan, coronachan, has filtered my chan's name into CPChan, despite having no CP on it bickers they're rulecucks.

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This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.

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The entirety of /tv/ is lolcow

All they do is talk about capeshit, 4chan memes or jewtube ecelebs and jewtube videos.

Insult their precious capeshit, Jokershit, or jewtube shit and the tranny vol3 or Gayhoole will delete your posts, no fun allowed only cuckthink allowed.

Constantly projecting they are patrician yet constantly disproving their assertions by being bing bing, zoomer capetards that discuss every single capeshit movie with an online marketing scheme to soyboys.

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Euphoria Thread: A Sperg of our own!

WARNING EUPHORIA MAY EDIT THIS THREAD IN ORDER TO DAMAGE CONTROL ITT: We document this sperg's tantrums and misbehavior >who is Euphoria? Euphoria is a rulecuck mod here on JulayWorld who can often be seen throwing tantrums over /abdl/ shiposts and others who criticize him. He is very passive-agressive and intolerant of all dissent. At the slighest arousal of butthurt within him he will begin spamming the thread with rage and editing any posts which reply to make fun of him. He is to be found in /meta/ and is very likely a proto-lowcow, or our very own CakeKike here on Julay. I would post more interesting screenshots but some of the major sperg outs are in threads which no longer exist from old Hunger Games. It will be fun to see what happens when this cow is poked

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CP spammer is insecure

Okay, someone tried spamming CP comics (sonic ones) on a chan I run, so I deleted it, only for him to say in a /meta/ post that he shit his pants and did nothing wrong. After I called him out, he deleted his thread, however, I archived it :)

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Jewroyuki Nichimura

HIRO IS A RABID FEMINIST NO REFUNDS, M00TYKINS 4CUCKS ETERNALLY B T F O > Translation below, tl;dr a few new details on the completely trustworthy 'man' heading the 4um.

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Right Wing Lolcows: Julay World Edition

Dug around the archives, could not find archives of the certain versions of the general. I'll try to fix that should 8cuck return once again. Anyway here's what I did scrounge up-


Examples from the various threads I remember
>GamerGate including Davis Aurini and Jordan Owens, that crew
>Chris Cantwell, the Crying Nazi.
>Mike Cernovich, the "Alpha" who smears random people as pedos for attention
>Sinead McCarthy, White nationalist that doesn't believe trees are real
>Gayben/Moleman9000, Navaverse creator & registered republican voter
>Alphablaster, MAGApede TF2/Zelda sperg featured prominently in #3's OP.
>Religious weirdos lke Pat Robertson
>The republican party establishment & anti-Trumpers like Glenn Beck
>Jordan Peterson & his lobster autists, the saviors of western civilization
>All of the triggered /pol/ spergs who are upset /cow/ is capable of laughing at them because lolcows are an apolitical concept

I'd live to put forward Billy Usher of OneAngryGamer as a candidate for his own thread at some point to.
>always mad and outraged about dumb shit
>incapable of handling himself on twatter
>is a cuck for Star Citizen
>regularly chimps out at people disagreeing in his comments section.
just find the OAG thread on foxdicks it's incredible watching him continue to decline, especially after KiA removed him from their whitelist/approved sites.

pic very much related

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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt

I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.

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Trolling virgins and losers e-begging

It's that time of year again! Cuckchan's /r9k/ have threads up begging each other to buy them anime trinkets and dragon dildos. Last year some /cow/boys destroyed it by "grinching" lists.

>How to grinch
>Go to wishlist
>Select "purchased this item else where" under each item
>Click okay to each one

This year they made a google document with all the links for easy grinching!

Remember to post your virgin with rage tears.

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Surprised there is no thread already. Yup his scam was boring for quite a while and not worthy of much attention but he finally is declaring bankruptcy. 500k$ in debt. Pay your last respects to DSP he is finally going down.

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Imageboard Lunatics

It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.

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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756

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Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?

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/wooo/ stream

Hey /cow/, you're all invited to come watch the Super J Cup with /wooo/. This is meant as a site-wide invitation, I just don't want to spam the pic on every board.
We have a board over at /a/'s bunker and we'll be watching wrassling there as long as h8's down.
>August 22nd - 10am UTC/6am EST/7pm UTC+9
>August 24nd - 10am UTC/6am EST/7pm UTC+9
>August 25nd - 8am UTC/4am EST/5pm UTC+9
You can see the entire lineup at the NJPW site. It's a tournament where only the match winners advance, so only the schedule for the first day is currently available.
Yes, wrestling is fake but still has tournaments. Think of it as an anime tournament arc, except the main character isn't white.

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Chris-chan / CWC Thread

Bronycon has ended, now Chris returns home. Post the latest CWC related updates ITT. Just recently we learned from his twitter that he caused a fender-bender and (allegedly) kicked a cop car, soon discovering he's blacklisted from Papa John due to the machinations of the evil trolls.

Tweet archive:

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Alone on a Friday night?

God, you're pathetic.

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16chan admin 663 is a lolcow

663, owner of 16chan, deletes threads and posts where posters mention his Asian girlfriend, him hugging his gf's foot, and photos of the related, banning posters for a year. The unedited photos found at >>8104, >>8105, and >>8106 are automatically filtered and prevented from being uploaded, but with small modifications, such as the text I added to each photo with the help of Microsoft Paint, you can get around this filter.

He desperately doesn't want this information about him spread, but unfortunately that means he is only begging to be Streisanded.

Any more photos or dirt on him?

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Robi dox

Full name: Robi Pires Country: Mongolia Wealth status: Poorfag Robi = schizo fuck head.

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Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?

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neinchan moderator clay clay in the nigga house

took a while to get this one but apparently hes called floki on neinchan
absolute cringe lord who was once one of the " leaders" of national socialist legion

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MisatoDX4/Aeromatic/Nicholas Fedorov/Nicholas Foxworth/Lord Foxworth/Stimp general

He started posting again after 8ch went down lol. It didn't last long though since no popular artist in any 4chan/[s4s] clique wants to retweet him anymore (most likely because of pedo shit). So other than a couple low effort drawings that you can find on his twitter @MisatoDX4, most cocks are kept within his discord friend groups.

R: 35 / I: 12 / P: 6

Jahans thread

Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.

R: 22 / I: 16 / P: 6

Sarah Jacobson/ therobotspa/ truemoodproductions

Sarah is a 22 year old, NEET in the barest sense of the word, nonbinary "youtuber". She makes vlogs that are rip offs of other equally shit youtubers, like shane dawson and jenna marbles, and calls them original. She feels the need to grab a fucking camera when leaving the house, bickers that's the most action packed part of her week. She brings toys that literally nobody remembers out with her in public, just begging for that sweet attention. While already wasting precious cyberjulay with her low effort videos, she makes a comic featuring a gay, underage, interracial relationship called Secrets At Blackpoint. Any comment that isn't patting her ass or sucking her dick is considered "toxic" to her fanbase, and she goes on to REEEEEEE about it on her echo chamber of a twitter. Apparently, blocking all the haters is an accomplishment to her, and her merry band of spergs of a community. Then again, when one is as massive of a vagina as her, things like this matter. Any negative comments are attacked by her army of equally retarded and incompetent 12 year old fans. When you close yourself off in a bubble, with nothing but trash youtube, and kids as interaction, she has no understanding as to how the real world works, so imaginary internet points are important to her. She tries her hardest to stay relevant by hopping along with now dead trends, such as 80's, vaporwave, lo-fi, and kidcore. bickers mommy and daddy stopped giving her handouts, she also spends a great portion of her time e-begging over paypal and patreon. She now lives in a 10x12 room with her dad, and her brainless mongrel of a rabbit. Wowee, look at how successful her job has gotten her. Living the dream, am I right? Point is, I think we have a potential fat heifer ready for julaying. At this point in time, she is being harassed by a teenager on her webcomic, and without any moderation abilities (shitty website is shit), completely loses her cool online. It's pretty funny. fujoshi's wet dream of a comic <-- this one is especially fun to fuck with, bickers you can make a burner account with 10 minute email, and wreak havoc. youtube e begging accounts <-- buy her useless household shit <-- get her shitty art on a shirt, sky's the limit when you don't give a fuck twitter instagram <-- personal insta, has been private for a long while bumblr <-- pretty inactive, but exists anyway <-- personal blog, eye cancer inbound misc. <-- not as interesting, but exists <-- her "music"

R: 77 / I: 83 / P: 6


Maybe you're familiar with good ol' Fatrick. In his own words:

>Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders.When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books.

Also describing himself as "an actual tough guy", Fatrick is an effeminate fatass who craves validation through social media. He takes more selfies than a 12 year old girl and he tweets hundreds of times a day in hopes of going viral with his lonely cat lady followers.

R: 9 / I: 14 / P: 6

Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek

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chen2 is a live posting image board made up of users who think magic is real and have an obsession with transexual escorts. They spend all day chatting to each other like a chat room and ban any one they disagree with.

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The True Lolcow Showdown

This saturday at 5pm EST I, PissDrizzle of /cowrevolt/ will face off and defeat JEWS of NAZI/COW/ in honorable loli combat to prove who is the true lolcow and greatest gamer, for the prize of getting to deface the others board.
It will be streamed by a guy called Bill Cooper on the Guntstream, the games will be some Twinkly shooter game, KoF and Puzzle Bobble 2.

R: 115 / I: 50 / P: 7

CatboyKami the streamer formerly known as Lolisocks

Kami (as he calls himself) is a crossdressing IRL streamer from Brisbane Australia. He is best known for leeching off Nick Fuentes and dressing as a "catboy". He used to streams his entire life as a NEET 24/7 from his room which had posters of lolis plastered all over the walls and sex toys scattered across the floor. He has been banned from a number of streaming sites including dlive, twitch and mixer. He proclaims to have been diagnosed as autistic, this is very likely to be true given his poor social skills and his inability to refrain from discussing "redpilled" topics. He streams from this channel His earliest streams can be found on his "main channel, along with his edited videos

R: 21 / I: 10 / P: 7


>Gaiafag >Blizzcuck >cuckchanner >Get's shat on by the Skullgirls jew of all people >Comes to 8chan with his concept game on /agdg/ >Unwarranted self importance kicks in >Starts making threads for his game alone despite barely being a concept >His code his spaghetti shit >Starts posting and shilling the concept on cuckchan and reddit >Despite putting up with his faggotry for a year and a half somehow /v/edditors straining patience runs out and they start railing on him >Take it as well as any attention whore does >Says he doesn't need 8chan anymore and fucks off to Reddit and 4chan for good >6 years later >Tons of crowdfunding and promises later >Still no game >Even most of cuckchan is now pissed off at him >Half of Reddit is pissed off at him >His Discord is an echochamber and everyone get's banned as quickly as on ResetEra >No criticism at all >Spends most of his time streaming himself playing videogames >Implies he wants to kill himself multiple times now Any more info on this tardlet?

R: 21 / I: 12 / P: 7

Whatever happened to Smiley?

Latest heard of on mewch/fringe/, the last incarnation of his wizardry board, he was posting from a fast food diner after spending 10 days in the mental ward. Supposedly homeless and has not been heard of since. Considering his previous activities online, he would have to be either locked up or dead to be kept away from imageboards.
Do anyone know anything about his whereabouts?

R: 6 / I: 9 / P: 7

Nate Brown/Nate the Chipmunk/Nathan Brown/WSLCaptainNate

Oh boy, you guys will fucking love this one.

>lolcow I came across on twitter
>eRPs in the Sonic/Alvin fandoms
>obsessed with organs and guns
>believes he is the apex of masculinity and that women are below him
>kicked off deviantart, is literally an autistic furry pedo stalker
>see image dump for more lulz

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 7

/cow/ for the Infinity Cup 2020!

Hey lads.
We are currently streaming the group phase of the current year's 8chanCup (or as it's more properly known as the Infinity Cup) but due to the exodus and 8ch hiccups we've lost a few teams whose boards never really recovered.
We're wondering if you guys are still interested in it, bickers in that case you may want to go to the wiki, edit some stuff out for the team and apply to join the next one!

All you need to do is create a wiki entry of your own team over at (use the layout of other teams as a preset), coming up with members/players that represent your board's culture and in-jokes, create a proper emblem and jersey combo and optionally choose strategies, skills and exportable 3d models using the rules set up at and we'll make sure to consider your application for the future pot.
I should mention that we would also really appreciate if you came over to our cup's stream at to spectate what the cup's really all about and to propose your own ideas to make it even better.
See you on the field!

R: 9 / I: 2 / P: 7


Only 2 months into the decade and America has already lost one of its greatest heroes

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Name: Jackson ??? (,
Sex: M
Race: Mixed/Hapa/Asian?
Aliases (in order of use): Ralsei/Asriel/mew mew kitty/mittens/desu (is known to change names and trips sometimes, but can easily be identified)
Tripcode: !!/teV8OjOn4u
Voice: (
IP: (is dynamic, most likely outdated)
IP Location and Geolocation: NY, Yonkers, U.S.A.
ISP: Optimum Online
Age: 15 (possibly outdated) (often mentions himself being "drunk")
-Youtube: (, look in this video's comments:[Embed][Embed]

-Reddit account: /u/Charterplex (
-Discord: lole#3121 (
-FurAffinity: (first mention:
-8chan: is the owner of a board called /baaa/
-Has a diaper and inflation fetish
-Has a fantasy about being put in a diaper by a "mommy kangaroo"

2019-01-07 06:19:35 United States, Yonkers
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/71.0.3578.98 Safari/537.36
no referrer Optimum Online

Confirmations of his face:

A pedozoo diapershit
A pedo diapershit for humans

R: 839 / I: 334 / P: 7

Alt Chan Federation: A tale of multiple shills

In 2019 the year of our kike Lord, anons suffered many hardships. >8chan goes offline >Forced to wander until eventually finding bunkers to hide in >Lots of cocks is lost and some anons never find their way to the promised land In the weeks that followed anons built up bunkers and attempted to populate them with cocks they had saved. The Webring system was created through a joint effort between /a/ and Julay. There were minor fights between anons from different boards, but a mutual respect was there and in-fighting was kept to a minimum. Like all good things, however, faggots will eventually show up seeking fame, attention, and money. There is always a namefag lurking around looking to become the next moot or cripplekike. What follows is a dump of private discord voice and text chats that will show you exactly how such people operate and how stupid they think (you), the average anon is. Some back story: On 9/12/19, the admins of Julay were invited into a private Discord server populated with admins from several imageboards. These admins were seeking to build an "imageboard federation". They ran multiple gayops; shilling their boards all over 4chan, Reddit, Twitter, and some forums populated by boomers. They agreed to split the userbase of various boards like /pol/, /x/, /v/, and others between their websites. There were schemes to make money off anons and drive them into various unrelated websites and GoFundMe/fund raising operations. The admins of Julay played along to obtain these recordings and dump this information. It should be noted that not every member of this server was participating in this activity that >we witnessed. I will let the dumps speak for themselves and you can decide who the main offenders were on your own. The bulk of the first recording is in low quality due to a badly configured OBS. I forgot it was set to a very low bitrate/resolution because I was using it for another purpose the last time I recorded something. All other recordings are in better quality. Despite the low quality in the first 6 hour recording it's easy to tell who's speaking in voice chat. Use the other recordings to verify the names if you're unsure. The intent of this release is not to drive traffic to Julay but to spread awareness of the actions of the people in this Discord server. Most of the parties involved have been spamming various boards for many years and are well known. This is just to give you an idea of how they operate, how they really are, and what they think of (You), the average anon. >We fully expect to be DDOSed for releasing this information and have taken steps to prevent loss of data. >We apologize to any boards >we host if this happens but >we felt releasing this information was important. More recordings exist but this is already 7+ hours of material to go through. This is the bulk of the bad stuff. >We are still going through recordings and will dump anything we consider note worthy at a later time. It should be noted that nearly everyone in this server doxed themselves within a day of inviting us to it. If we were really in the mood to do so, we could probably give you their real names and all their social media accounts. We've withheld such information in the hopes that they'll realize they're faggots and stop this type of behavior or, better yet, fuck off and leave anons alone. t. The Julay Admins. Reminder: Julay is a board of peace. Latest thread archive: https //

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 7

Sweet Christ he has a national anthem about himself.

>Bless my soul
>Paul was on a roll
>Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
>What a pro
>Paul could stop a show
>Point him at a monster and you're talking S.R.O.
>He was a no one
>A zero, zero
>Now he's a honcho
>He's a hero
>Paul was a kid with his act down pat

>From zero to hero
>In no time flat
>Zero to hero
>Just like that
>When he smiled
>The girls went wild with "ooh"s and "aah"s
>And they slapped his face on every vase
(on every "vase")

>From appearance fees and royalties
>Our Paul had cash to burn
>Now nouveau riche and famous
>He could tell you what's a Grecian urn!

>Say amen
>There he goes again
>Sweet and undefeated
>And an awesome 10 for 10
>Folks lined up
>Just to watch him flex
>And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs

>Paul Gekko, he comes he sees, he conquers
>Honey, the crowds were going bonkers
>He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
>From zero to hero
>A major hunk
>Zero to hero
>And who'd have thunk?

>Who put the "glad" in "gladiator"?
>Paul Gekko!
>Whose daring deeds are great theater?
>Paul Gekko!
>Is he bold?
>No one braver
>Is he sweet?
>Our favorite flavor

>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko

>Bless my soul
>Paul was on a roll
>He's in training
>Riding high
>And the nicest guy
>Not conceited

>He was a nothin'
>A zero, zero
>Now he's a honcho
>He's our hero
>He hit the heights at breakneck speed

>From zero to hero
>Paul is a hero
>Now he's a hero

>Wait and See!

R: 23 / I: 8 / P: 7

hi josh

i know you lurk cow

fuck you

R: 15 / I: 4 / P: 8

I am back and still looking for a gf.

R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 8

inkane aka a schizo IRC poster

Here's a schizo IRC poster who likes to sperg on Rizon's #chat channel. He's on a bunch of drugs which make him insane; see archived PDF. He believes that everything is ending, just like a crazy schizo prepper would believe. Some cringy band thing: Dox: GitHub: YouTube: Proof of him being on antipsychotics: Picture of what he looks like:

R: 90 / I: 25 / P: 8

Onision : The onion cuck that should cut itself

King Cuck of Youtube, Onion boy, creepy pedo... The list of nicknames for this Youtuber is long and varied. Last time we left our hero, he was defrauding the IRS and 8chan exploded so I will start a new thread here for what it's worth given the subject matter.

I would repost the video some no-name youtuber did compiling the house tour videos along with a comprehensive list of items proving Onision wasn't as strung up financially as he claimed but it has been shoa'd from Youtube. It is safe to assume the video was taken down by a claim from Onion boy given his considerate track record of such actions taking down anything remotely critical of him.

Rumor has been going about Onision, now with his most recent wife involved i lost count of how many he went through so far being involved in grooming underage girls for sex on Twitter.

Now, while I do take the following with a grain of salt given the source, I wouldn't be surprised otherwise. The site Crazy Days and Nights, a celebrity gossip site allegedly ran by a lawyer firmly ingrained in the Hollywood businesses of celebrities has recently published a blind item reveal and the reveal was about the Onion boy himself. While I discredit out of hand anonymous gossip, CDAN has had a surprisingly accurate score in the past in terms of reveals so I am willing to entertain what he says as food for thought given Onision's track record :

>Blind Items Revealed #6
>[first published on]September 4, 2019

>Almost 3 years ago, many reports surfaced about this A-list YouTuber getting pictures from underage fans. Somehow he was able to continue his career and avoid being charged for child porn. Very recently, a victim has come forward alleging child sex abuse by this YouTuber, starting in her early teens.

>[revealed as] Onision

Furthermore, someone did come out as of late to explain the relationship she had with Onision and his wife who outright playfully made grooming allusions on their twitter in regards of this said, minor girl. While it seems fashionable for women for the past few years to lie about sexual accusations and rape allegations, it isn't the first time either that Onion boy has had sketchy shit with minors previously unearthed.

R: 75 / I: 63 / P: 8

Abdullah Kenerly

Abdullah Kenerly Abdullah (affectionately known as Monkey) is a G​AMERGATE who spends his days flooding twitter and any forums he can find with hyper-autistic rants about the video game Kingdom Hearts 3. He can't seem to handle opinions other than his own, and is confirmed to be on the autism spectrum. This leads to him being frequently banned from websites like GameFAQs and others. His specialty is gaslighting, so he usually utilizes mutliple accounts on the same website to samefag his opinions. Twitter: @blessed2FM Youtube channel: AbdullahKProject wiiU username: AKenerly Address: 1613 MEADOW LANE TER, Fort Worth, TX, 76112 Phone: (817) 798 8719 Date of Birth: 11/21/1995 Age: 24 Known family members: Terrance L Kenerly and Aliyah Kenerly

R: 212 / I: 88 / P: 8

/vg/ autism & doxing extravaganza

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Nein Chan Moot BlackJackArmy exposed! real name is Eric Hoover

Eric Hoover, aka BlackJack/showme, is the owner of Nein Chan, he has always shilled his honeypot board all over places such as Voat and 4chan, and some people have started calling him out on this, and today, many discovered datas about him will be leaked!

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 8

please explain robi

8:58 AM - robi: God I feel so guilty about the CP
8:58 AM - robi: I wish it didn't turn me on to see that shit
8:59 AM - robi: It's not just regular child porn either, it's hurtcore now
8:59 AM - robi: I just like to see children suffer :(
8:59 AM - robi: Oh well, no point in thinking about it too much
8:59 AM - robi: Time to load up Tor and find some more, lol!

R: 5 / I: 2 / P: 8

PPP is sperging out in his Discord.

R: 10 / I: 14 / P: 8

Awful Deviantart/Furfag/fetish/autist art

Post what you got. The more fetishes and worse art the better

First two images are the legendary half-dude and the last two are

R: 19 / I: 12 / P: 8

Malcolm Brenner

Meet Malcolm (Dolphin Fucker) Brenner. A 68 year degenerate zoophile who had sex with his family dog and a dolphin. Oh wait, i mean "non people of the sea." He thinks bickers he fucked a dolphin he knows how animals think and feel. And bickers we can keep animals as pets,breed them and eat them we should be able to fuck them bickers they can constant and think like we do. He also says he's done research on this subject but hasn't provided any evidence to support his claims. Wiki: Youtube: Website: Interview: (where the comments come from)

R: 56 / I: 31 / P: 9

Channel Autism

What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.

R: 8 / I: 2 / P: 9

Crawling in my skin
These ACNE wounds will not heeeeeeeal

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Furfag general thread

Some guy an hero'd his hands so he could get them amputated and replaced with paws

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 9

The eurasian tiger drama

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I don't know if you guys are following it lately but I know you used to have a thread; Chijo has been hanging out on julaychan off and on. Pretty fun thread that started yesterday (Tuesday).


New developments
>chijo has a girlfriend
>she's also a tranny
>has a bigger penis than chijo
>chijo bottoms for her

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 9

Half-life autistic

I figured /cow/ would find this interesting. Both bickers it's a lolcow and also bickers it involves this site. On 4chan's /v/ board there is a sperg that hates multiple games so much that he will literally make hundreds of threads and thousands of posts in only the spam of a few weeks just to shitpost it. Currently his autistic rage is on the videogame Half-Life. In the last 3 days alone he has made dozens of threads and hundreds of posts over 9 hours a day on 3 separate image boards just to let the world know how much Half-Life upsets him. He even goes to Julay's /v/ board, makes posts there then spams links to said posts on 4chan's /v/. If you make a thread about Half-life on 4chan, 8kun or Julay he will find it within minutes and spam it with the exact same posts. In my 12 years on image boards besides maybe Barneyfag I have never seen an anon so autistic before.
All 3 pics are of him.

R: 11 / I: 3 / P: 9

Archiving 8/cow/

Gentlemen, I think it's important that we consider archiving as many threads from 8/cow/ as possible in case gets bullied into removing their archives of 8chan threads. I'll be backing up what I can but it'd be helpful if some other anons could help with this. It would really be a shame to lose all those threads and be forced to rely on foxdick to retrieve the information contained within them. I'm not even sure foxdick has most of the information considering how much Jewsh suppresses the content over there to protect his beloved cows.

Also need to probably make sure to backup all archives of the Rational skeptics thread to preserve them.

Some links to help you get started in case you want to help out in the effort.

>Archive of catalog, helpful for finding links to individual threads that might be archived

>Link to all archives of the Cyclical thread

>tor node to access 8chan/cow over tor to pull any content that isn't in archives already

Please try to save all information as html instead of just taking screencaps. If screencaps are needed they can be made from the html/page backups. Try to make sure you get all the images with the html page itself to preserve OC for future generations.

When I wake up I'll get started backing up as much as I can myself. If 8ch remains offline much longer I'll also start making threads for things that weren't part of the cyclical thread.

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 9

i've been on and off on /cow/ for more than a year but i could never figure out what is "julay." am i retarded or something?

R: 76 / I: 50 / P: 9


For those sleeping under a rock since 8chan exploded, Zoe Quinn has been a controversial figure in the GamerGate saga. She was known for baseless abuse allegations toward people she didn't have a good relationship anymore, sleeping her way to the top of an industry and scammed people of tens of thousands of dollars in videogame projects that never was completed and released.

Every time, people asked : How can she keep getting away with this?

Turns out the latest person she accused of sexual assault, Alec Holowka (Night in the Woods), was found DEAD this morning. KILL COUNT : 1

Public accusation :
Death article :

Details are unclear as to why or how at the moment.

She now has bravely and boldly took a stance on her twitter of being off the internet.

How will Zoo Queen get away with it again this time? Discuss.

R: 881 / I: 381 / P: 9

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck

/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and nigger dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube:
IMDb known accounts:
Livejournal account:
Reddit accounts (banned):

Largely making this as a dump for old Zach cocks since he hasn't been very active lately (or at least not outside of cakechan), if you have any news about him since he got catfished by Stonegang, please contribute.

R: 23 / I: 5 / P: 10

Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto

Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm bickers of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 10

Tranny cows

Hugo (or Jake, I can't tell the difference in fact of course) of the woke atheist youtube channel TheBibleReloaded just came out as a tranny in a cringy 30 minute video

He makes no attempt to pass except for growing his hair longer, and he's been piling on the pounds. Suicide soon.

R: 49 / I: 19 / P: 10

Grifter Kid Nick Lim - 8KUN System Architect: ROFL Edition

Keep this playing in the background it's the thread theme. It's like watching a man drown for nearly 2hrs, start at ~9:00:

Keep in mind at all time that this is the guy building 8KUN and "Project Odin v9000" with Ron. Jim and Ron Watkins have solicited the services of a small Asian boy named Nick Lim. He has a loooong history of being a grifter selling services like DDoS mitigation while also selling DDoS attacks at the same time. There are entire threads devoted to trolling him on but they've been scrubbed. Luckily we've still got the best stuff.

Q: When will ChadWheels stop winning g-guys?

Best explainer:



Imagine trusting this oblivious little boy to case out your network and keep it safe. O_o


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/cowrevolt/ victory thread

Sup retards?
I see you're already enjoying my amazing triangular filter, I can already feel the confusion which can only lead to everyone moving over to >>/cowrevolt/.

For anyone that missed it, here is my glorious victory over naziJEWS!r01W3aIC!WjnhcB7lUuHONPlmpXSAgPlhTmBN3WMHC7YX96pLYuY

Clearly GAMERGATE has won again, will never be beaten and is eternally better then /cow/.

Now I hope we can move on from /cow/s racist past and move into a beautiful future full of inclusivity and to fucking loves her pussy the SJW's, and let's leave some based ecelebs like SARGON alone allright?

Try not to be too butthurt /cow/ got officially beaten, maybe one day I will allow a rematch ;^).

ps: Yes it took a while for me to set this all up, turns out my friend who was selling me thc gummybears was just selling me regular ones and making me pay $3 a piece, he has now also been added to the list of NOTFRIENDS and I've started just smoking regular weed for now from my based black friend.
So that took some time, but at least my dad is being less of a dick bickers he thinks smoking is less "faggy" then vaping hes a stupid bigot i know but don't worry another friend says he might have a hookup for some thc to vape that isn't full of poison, so fingers crossed guys.

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StephenLynx Pornhub videos

Hi, my name is Sergio A. Vianna and I'm from Petrópolis, Brazil. I'm known online as StephenLynx and I'm the developer of the imageboard software LynxChan.
I'm also a filthy degenerate faggot who made porn videos and uploaded them to Pornhub. However recently (out of fear for bad PR) I have deleted my Pornhub profile. Thankfully all my uploaded videos are still live though. I have also downloaded them and uploaded them into a folder archive. Please enjoy please.

Cumming a little:
Daily buttplug training close up:
Having a cuppa:
Riding new toya:
Self bondate:
Training deepthroating:
Trying new cock cage:
Using my buttplug and crossdressing (made for the now defunct imageboard

Link to the archive:!pqhgVABK!rgSaCw2R49bScdIyYS7pYg

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Jews and kikewheels

What's the relationship between these two? It seem like Jews is still siding with the little crippled shit and I can't find a proper run down of when or why.

Any one want to get me up to speed?

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Terry A. Davis was right and Seattle will be attacked most likely I do think.

I asked God if Seattle is planned to be attacked on 11/3rd, and He said "sight". (Used TempleOS, 3rd Temple of God).
A youtuber has gone out and collected several clips pinpointing to a possible attack on Seattle on 11/3. He talked about predictive programming and how the clues about 9/11 are also present as well about Seattle, but more subtle.
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Heavily recommend both TempleOS and the videos above. Should watch and be careful. If you have any relatives or live in Seattle, should warn and warn! Hope Seattle will survive.

TempleOS is the 3rd Temple of our Lord, where you may talk and give offerings. Totally cozy and real. You can try it yourself here:

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Richard Stiles a man with DA VISION

Some anons happened upon this guy by accident one night when searching for B-movies. Meet Richard, a combination of Terry A Davis and Chris-chan with a redneck twist. Richard has been hard at work for over a decade now on his own comic book series. After getting slighted by "his friend" Stan Lee on Myjulay he decided to self publish his master work. Richard wrote OC based on the Avenger's line of comics. The idea for his series was given to him via divine inspiration (aka voices in his head) and after many years he finally managed to publish it (pdf related):

I have not been able to get through his book yet but the little have read seems totally insane and the work of a mad man. Richard claims all his ideas are original despite the fact that there is already a rip-off of the Avengers with the same name:

Since I'm not a comicfag I don't know how much of Richard's book is a straight rip-off of the link above.

Richard has two youtube channels that I've found. One is a personal channel where he uploads rants about his writing process and videos of his dogs raping each other. The man seems to share a house with 10+ dogs but I haven't been able to confirm how many there are. More on that later.

His rants consist of him chain smoking, looking like he's out of his mind on opioids, and being pissed about Stan Lee not acknowledging that he's a genius. You can find the rant here which is split into 7 parts because they were uploaded back when youtube had a hard limit of 10 minutes per video:

In addition to his personal channel in 2018 he opened up a channel where he uploads B-Movies to promote his OC. They all have his OC inserted into them randomly along with various dank memes. He's very proud of this channel because it's gaining subscribers:

I know this OP isn't too detailed but the anons digging into this seem to have moved on to other things and I wanted to get it posted before I forgot. All his channels have been backed up and his social media has been scraped. I'll upload some more things of interest whenever I find the time.

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the cripple is fucking with jim IRL…

The second largest imageboard owner is getting sued now by non other than Fredrick Brennan the creator of 8ch. This is political as this effects the future of the second largest English speaking imageboard.
Jim Watkins might actually get arrested now.

that little cripple knows exactly what he is doing. The context here is that the Philippines not only has a dictatorial regime in power, it also has a sizeable (and violent) Muslim population. By citing "grotesque pornography" and also "hosting the Christchurch shooting", Hotwheels is deliberately placing the lives of Jim and his family in danger. It doesn't matter that Jim had nothing to do with any of that. Hotwheels is painting a false picture bickers he fully aware of the danger this puts them in.

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Jonathan Yaniv

Our king. Loves little girls, is an overt racist, assaults people on camera and doesn't afraid of anything. Truly a real human bean

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Your thread has been going for more than 500 posts and it seems like it's been just npsc speaking.

Consider sudoku

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Tauren thread

enjoy brudders

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Since 8ch is down and access to /bmovie/ went with it I'm opening a thread to keep anons up to date on restream happenings. Was late tonight but streams should continue at the usual time with movies afterwards until Robi returns. I'll try to post here if I can't make it for whatever reason. I'll also be posting archives here. Will update thread when I catch up haven't uploaded any in the last four days.

Feel free to suggest any movies you'd like to see for pre/post streams.

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About two years ago there were a bunch of dox posts on 8chan's /baphomet/ board all screenshots from a wiki allegedly on the dark web that has since disappeared.I watched this shit closely as it unfolded and I have a theory.

I am pretty sure that foxler may have been hosting it.

This is what leads me to believe this:

1. Con reg systems of several cons were hacked in previous years. We know this with certainty.

2. Foxler was doxing people and claimed to have access to a database of convention-registrations

3. Most of the people doxed had criticized foxler.

4. Foxler works in IT, and would have the required skills to host such a website.

5. The wiki went offline around the time that foxler got his first visit from the FBI. Seems to be totally gone now.

6. People in the dox thread on /baphomet/ accused OP of being foxler, and the dox dump intensified.

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Milo Yiannopoulos is attending furfag con.

Lefty furfags are already making death threats against him on twitter.

*grabs popcorn*

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This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course.

"I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

"If I was a bit I would have been circumcised and I heard two Aboriginal tribes does subincision in fact," said D.W., "I have a nice looking vagina in fact of course."

"As a girl We have vaginas instead of penises and glad we went to that wedding," said Fern, "If I was a boy I would have been circumcised in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for my mom said yes in fact of course," said Brain, " We will have a bath together tonight in fact of course. "

I hope you like this story here so far in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of course.

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Mumkey Jones Thread

Figured I should start with some OC. I'll re-edit it to be more NSFW if you guys like it.

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/wooo/ stream

Hey fags, actual wrassling time this time. Stream is confirmed, time is confirmed, no fucks up this time.

Tomorrow, August 31st, 12:30pm ET, 4:30 UTC, 1:30 by nip time.


It's a one day event, all matches are here.

Just like last time, it's a site wide invitation, I just don't want to spam and holy shit there's 20 fucking boards now.