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Gahoole2 / Patrick Nelson Anonymous 10/20/2019 (Sun) 16:56:36 ID: 60a3a1 No.13514
A failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/tv/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", known for shilling his unfunny garbage on ghettogaggers and imageboards.

Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is balding at 22.

His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
>>30932 Mark is literally best buds with Gahoole. Or did you forget that they regularly meet up in New York and operate the same website?
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>>30965 Cope.
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>tfw the rogaine isnt working
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>tfw taking the bbc
>>31013 I bet he made that himself.
>>31013 >>31013 >>31013 It's my dick in his mouth lol
>>31000 dilate
>the hapa has stolen /tv/ from Gahoole and anchored the threads that speak ill of his tranny waifu
>>31013 Why is this man eating a turd?
>>31054 >even the mods are tired of you being rent free about Emma Watson the extremely successful actress
>>31119 It's clear that Gahoole FUCKING LOVES HER PUSSY !!'d himself in his obsession with the Hapa. Got mindfucked.
Gahoole is now spamming his own board with shitskin cuck porn.
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These posts are Gahoole. He lied about Zach spamming niggur dicks to cover up the fact that it was him all along. He has a subscription to Blacked and is unironically a cuckold.
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Imagine being so assblasted that Zach has a full head of hair that you spend hours of your life photoshopping cuck porn of an actress from some movies that he likes.
>gayhole bumps his zach thread populated entirely by him and his tranny vol in an attempt to hide their cuck porn posts Lol
Fuck you gahoole
Why does he have three shit boards on three different websites, all of which are incompetently handled, instead of just focusing on one board and making it good? This G​AMERGATE probably spends more time on discord than he does on imageboards.
>>31284 >three lmao try 4
>>31284 patrick is a lonely dude who was molested by his grandfather. Having control over imageboards gives him purpose
>>31284 Imageboards are just a place to host files while I circle jerk in goyscords about the latest memes and play fortnight with passive aggressive NEET man children who think they're smart but lazy.
Gahoole ruined /tv/
>he's still bumping the Zach thread to try to distract from this one No one cares about Zach. He doesn't make shitty YouTube videos, he doesn't spend hours upon hours on discord, and he isn't an imageboard moderator. He's just a normal guy with a normal life. Why so jealous of that Hapa hero? What's the backstory?
>>31381 THis
>>31294 The tragedy of Patrick
>>31603 Tragedy is when the protagonist unjustly suffers through no fault of their own, that does not describe this guy.
>>31609 Yes, Patrick Nelson was born a completely normal looking human being an decided to undergo years of extensive cosmetic surgery to make himself look like a midget G​AMERGATE/ogre hybrid. It is clearly all his fault and genetics has nothing to do with it. He shoudl be dragged into the street and beaten to death for this conscious decision of his.
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>>31381 >[Zach]'s just a normal guy with a normal life.
>>31381 >only gahoole posts on the zach thread >getting catfished on an imageboard is part of being a normal guy with a normal life >10 hour loops of Harry Potter sound tracks aren't shitty videos Hey Zach, you fucking sped.
>>31653 Hey Gahoole. >>31623 >Patrick's life is shit cuz of his genetics His genetics didn't force him to become obsessed with Hapa cock.
what did patrick major in at saint cloud
>>31828 Sucking cock.
>>31828 sculpting :^)
>>31921 holy based lmao
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>>31828 G​AMERGATEs
>>32283 >bowtie HE CUTE
>>32283 >Administrative Assistance like pottery
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what do you call this aesthetic?
>>32413 The ideal male form. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>31653 Hey Gahoole, even if Zach has a youtube, he doesn't shill it nor does he act like an attention whore bing bing zoom zoom like u
patrick is turning 23 today
>>33133 Damn, he's the type of guy to look 10y older than they are.
>>32413 >>32477 How does one achieve this peak aesthetic of the male form?
>>33164 Onionpilled
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Nah Gahoole is based
>>35293 t. Gayhoole
>>35322 t.butt mad tranny/female/hapa

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