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Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

Rules
1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
Edited last time by robi on 08/06/2019 (Tue) 15:43:16.
>hotwheels turned his back on wizardchan to make hatechan
>"TOO EXTREME FOR 4CHAN" amirite?
>hotwheels betrays 8chan after it became too hot to handle for him
>Trusting a kike, ever.

Fucking kikes
We're a month away from 8chan /cow/'s fifth anniversary.

>>14
>trusting Krapple, Atlus, Seanie, NekoArc, and SpacePirate and not me
Just imagine if an eighth /cow/ is hosted by Null.
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>>15
Never in a thousand years. Null has his little fiefdom with the kiwis. He wouldn't have the man power to maintain both /cow/ and KW afloat and out of the newscycle before he just breaks down mentally and chimpout like he always does.

I prefer /cow/ to be a niche underground thing. No need for media exposure because some sperg shot someone yelling JULAY
>Lynxchan autosaved my name in the email field
Glad I didn't throw my tripcode into this Brazilian ultra shitware.

>>17
>Null has his little fiefdom with the kiwis. He wouldn't have the man power to maintain both /cow/ and KW afloat and out of the newscycle before he just breaks down mentally and chimpout like he always does.
On one hand, you're not wrong. On the other hand, he spent two years trying to subvert /cow/, and he offered to host us in the event that 8chan went offline due to technical issues that he caused.

>I prefer /cow/ to be a niche underground thing. No need for media exposure because some sperg shot someone yelling JULAY
We have no business in the news unless someone like Terry dies and the family wants them eulogized by their fans.
>>18
You can use #rs to have the capcode. I know it's shitty. Lynxchan tries to put in the least amount of QoL improvements possible.
test
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DEAD THREAD
QUEEN ANITA WINS
109 imageboards
>>68
STOP THIS GAWD DAMN OPRESSION I JUST WANT TO JULAY IN PEACE GAWD DAMMIT
Fixed a bug where OPs with multiple posts caused text on replies to not flow with the image.
Thanks Robi.
>>15
>>18
If this is really you can you enable posting from tor until the clearnet access comes back up for 8ch?
>>123
I'll consider it briefly, until some asspained aspie again uses every exit node he can to shit up the board and evade bans so that banning all of Tor becomes the only practical option to keep the board usable
>>130
Thanks. I understand why it was disabled but right now tor is the only stable way to access 8ch. You can still use the server IP for clearnet but I'm paranoid about sharing it with all the DDOS attacks going on today.
>>134
What worries me more than leaking the server IP is logging in without SSL. To a layman like me, it's almost as bad as Lynxchan autofilling tripcodes and passwords in the fucking email and subject fields.

If everything's still dead in the morning, I'll install Tor and temporarily enable Tor posting on /cow/.
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>>136
I can understand being paranoid about that. Cuckflare does MITM all SSL traffic but at least it keeps faggots like Corey Barnhill the pedophile at bay not that he can do anything like that in the first place.

Thanks for at least considering it. With how things are going right now I'm not sure Ron is going to be able to find another CDN so we all might be forced to use tor or remain on the various bunkers from here on out. Do you have any altchans in mind to migrate to or are you just content on waiting for 8chan to hopefully come back up? Migration might be an improvement considering how many e-celebs invaded /cow/ over the last couple of years.
>>138
I'd vote for migration. 8ch is going to be radioactive with the amount of journalists and (((noh8 charities))) pouring in when it eventually comes back up.
Let's see if tor posting works
Also this reminds me of bbw-chan's layout. That place had the most redicilous of probems(probably due to retarded mods and glue huffing admin).
A nigger with a spambot can cripple this board.

ps: Let me post smugs with ToR!
>>159
It'll be really bad I'm sure of that. 8chan has been name dropped on MSM all day today. Not to mention all the feds that will be crawling all over the place.

>>173
>A nigger with a spambot can cripple this board.
Indeed, try not to share the link until such problems are taken care of.
>A nigger with a spambot can cripple this board.
>>159
Would that really matter for /cow/ though? You might have journos sourcing their articles on Sargon and other e-celebs but that might be fun.
>>176
I think the main issue is if it comes back up it might not remain there for long with all the normalfags and journos on twitter playing wack-a-mole pushing for CDNs to not do business with Jim. If no CDN can be found 8chan is pretty much done because it'll just get ddosed off the internet.

That issue aside how do you think journos are going to portray /cow/ if they find it? They have written hit pieces on foxdickfarms before and pushed to get it taken off the internet due to the cyber bullying. Just imagine seeing headlines like
>8chan hosts board that is kiwifarms for Nazis!
I do agree though it isn't time to panic. Anons should just wait and see what happens with 8chan. At the same time I do think everyone should get proactive about saving/archiving anything on there they might care about keeping. I wouldn't put it past the journos to come for the archive sites next for hosting archives of 8chan threads.
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>>183
/cow/ has been around for longer than KF has. We will be fine.
>>215
it's okay lad, KF is getting DDoS'd too
tranny btfo
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>>130
dat filename

>>216
Already? Good. I never bothered to join them in the first place.

>infinitynext is totally gonna work guise, i swear
>>183
>I do think everyone should get proactive about saving/archiving anything on there they might care about keeping.
This. /pdfs/ has a lot of stuff in it that will enrage the ZOGbots looking to destroy 8ch.
>>232
Losing /pdf/ would be a shame. I have a lot of that stuff but I'm not sure how complete my archive of it is.
We need banners.
I want a UID counter at the bottom of the thread page. I also want a reply counter. A return button at the bottom of the page wouldn't go amiss either.
>>232
>all those books I bookmarked and never got around to reading are probably gone now
>>493
You can still access 8chan through Tor or the direct IP to get them. Get on with it.
>>500
What's 8chan's tor address?
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>>330
I've added some from my stash of course in fact.

>>216
Without knowing why, I'm sure Josh deserves it.

>>123
>>138
I'm unable to load oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/mod.php; I have a feeling that the lack of SSL is preventing the page from loading. Too bad.
>>136
>Lynxchan autofilling tripcodes and passwords in the fucking email and subject fields.
Couldn't reproduce on my site. I'd have a hunch this is an issue with either your browser or the front-end fork. Something like this wouldn't go this long without being noticed.
message
Couldn't reproduce here either. Pretty it was your browser.
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>>14
Hotwheels ingested a large amount of soy as well.
And btw, you could do a pull to get 2 patches on the branch you are using.
>>532
Are you talking about the (You) and image hovering support? Sure if you accept them, but I'm currently using Gitlab because Gitgud Sapphire oauth thingy wasn't working for me. Once that works I'll move the repo over there. Also thinking of adding something like UID count for threads.
Robi, some anons on smugloli are starting to get tired of /a/'s faggotry and are wondering if they can bunker here.
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>>712
they can go to /meta/ and ask for a board
>>>/meta/3
inb4 that's not how it works and I get my well deserved bulli
>>828
It's how it works just wasn't set-up at the time.
Can we get some temp versions of other boards? I miss /delicious/ ):
>>853
If you'd like that go over to the meta board and request it.
Owen Benjamin seems to have nuked his youtube channel. Don't see a point in starting a thread if he's quit, but does anyone know what happened?
>>1138
He is on unauthorized TV now. Here is his latest stream.

https://www.unauthorized.tv/programs/owens-epic-livestreams-aae263
>>510
you can forward 443 from the tor service and just deal with the invalid cert error
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also
>>1996
explain for a dunce?
>>1997
fucking kek
>>1996
I'll pass.

>>1997
Saved as "JEWS and copypaste.jpg"
>>2675
shoo shoo snitchcommiechan
Dear Spacechan spammer,

I am posting to let you know that your admin can easily install the Webring addon on your Lynxchan instance, and therefore get his board automatically shilled on every other imageboard in the webring. Please stop your 'tism. If you continue further, I will be forced to filter spacechan to 'bloobla sucks nigger dicks'.

Thank you for your cooperation,
Robi Pires
>>2704
P A T H E T I C
bloobla sucks nigger dicks
>>2716
It's bunkered where? It gives me an error.
Spoiler test.
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>>2903
If I find a higher-res copy of the thumbnail, I'll upload it. Until then, I'm posting these.
>>2683
what did he mean by this?
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>>2905
Does this work? I took a screenshot of the original from the archives and then tried to recreate it the best I could.
>>3033
I might not need it after all, but thank you.
>>3175
oops wrong post meant for >>3166
POZMYNEGHOLE.xyz
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literalpedoboard.xyz
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 09/02/2019 (Mon) 21:29:57.
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>>183
>>get proactive about saving/archiving
>Had a lot of OC/Old 8chan cocks on my old laptop
>Laptop got stolen
It sucks but it's my own fault for not having everything saved to something that could not leave the house I guess.
I just hope everything is still up when/if 8chan goes back up.
ayo hol up

word filter
>western civilization
to
<decadence

this is an appeal to truth in journalism for the coming elections and may catch some retards who wander in from ghettogaggers or the twattersbut i'm not sure yet i just have a feeling it might pay off in a year
JULAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
>>5501
DELETE THIS
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dead thread, gator won
Three days until 9/11. If Ron can't get 8chan up, then we'll miss our fifth anniversary.

>>5719
Usually the ghettogaggers.com filter is enough to catch them. If I see an uptick in its usage, I'll consider it.
>>6148
>Usually the ghettogaggers.com filter is enough to catch them
It was a drunk post in fact of course but it was probably based off of meme comics of the world being destroyed and jewtube rationalist skeptics still releasing dumb videos about the same worn out talking points. I also envision artificially-induced endless summers on any imageboard before mass internet restriction has finished creeping in everywhere

The new filters though are great of course in fact.
ты никогда не будешь настоящей женщиной товарищем
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 09/10/2019 (Tue) 00:32:30.
Not really meta but is there any good free VPNs?
hey robi can you remove the donation box and keep the wallets in a separate tab or in the footer? because i dont feel like closing it everytime i open the website
>>6312
I'm not sure there is such a thing as a good free VPN, they're either slow as fuck or unreliable when it comes to law enforcement requests and not sharing your data.
Hoxx VPN is decent for speed, you can register with guerillamails @grr.la extension, but don't expect them to protect you from feds.
>>6292
ЧЁ БЛЯТЬ
>>6384
How about you stop being a freeloader?
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AUGH YEAH FOKES
Happy 5th Anniversary.

I know technically we might have to reset the clock, but fuck it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3PELIU1i4c
Happy b-day /cow/, kinda.
Keep being a forever rising phoenix of autism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
In case you're like >>6547 and you didn't know:

SpacePirate, /cow/'s previous owner, closed n0chan.com on September 11, 2014, and I created 8chan.co/cow/ on September 11, 2014; so by pure, drunken coincidence, the anniversary of our arrival on 8chan was already a day that we will never forget.

None of /cow/'s incarnations had come close to lasting as long as our 8chan board, fondly as we do remember them. There had been seven incarnations since Krapple created /cwc/ in 2009, and each lasted about a year. It should go without saying that I'm grateful to Fredrick Brennan and Jim and Ron Watkins for hosting us as long as they did, giving us the opportunity to laugh at the doll, the farms, the dads, the wound, the haircuts, the anus, and the gunt. I'm also grateful to the LGBT community, including Mark Ortiz, Sean Brackeen, "Erika Rose," Joshua Howard, and especially Robert Lamb for letting us laugh at the medallion, the discography, the clitoris, the book, the teeth, the ladystick, and the sides.

Robi, our gracious host, ported my anniversary CSS to Lynxchan after the totally real IRC cabal agreed that the day is still worth celebrating while 8chan is down. You can join the totally real IRC cabal by clicking here: https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=%23/cow/
Edited last time by JEWS on 09/11/2019 (Wed) 15:25:55.
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Happy burfday frens
I dont know where to ask this, but do you guys know where /k/ went?
>>6901
Ah, The front page didn't show the board so i was worried. By the way, is /v/ more like /vg/ or /v/?
>>6902
It's as anti-mark as possible.
>>6902
You can find the board list here: https://julay.world/boards.js
>>6903
>>6904
Thank you frens happy birthday
test
*test*
>>2683
i think you have your names wrong unless you know something i don't
Even if 8ch returns soon it may be best to stay here or migrate elsewhere. Just to shake off all of the fedposters and literal /pol/ autisms. I doubt the site can withstand yet another sperglet going out with an AR massacring random people because aryan babes won't touch his bent duck.
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>>8355
/pol/acks aren't shooting people. Remember Dayton? An antifa incel in a tranny punk band.
>>8355
You don't seem to understand you're in the middle of a war. War isn't nations VS nations any more, they're far too powerful to fight each other. If one starts to lose it will just drop a nuke and call it done. War is now defined by small anti-government forces fighting guerrilla operations from among the civilian population. Random shootings and terrorism by anti government forces (which can be multiple at once) and taking territory under their own criminal wing is how things work now.

No matter where you go there will be people going postal around you. Image boards make good places to post manifestos and even if you don't use an image board it will be posted on all of them by someone talking about a happening. You can't have a forum for social outcasts and now expect it to be used by people on the fringe.
>>8625
Nice larp but even as a /pol/tard since 2012, /pol/ really has gone to shit and become a lolcow itself.
>>8625
>Image boards make good places to post manifestos
If I decided to go postal (which I don't, CIA-chan) I wouldn't destroy the entire community I used up until then by posting my manifesto directly there and showing I was a member of that community. Just dump it all over the web in a million different spots, email links to thousands of people like Breivik did and tweet it out under your name. No reason to implicate places like /pol/ directly. It's just a stupid idea. Any real /pol/ users would know that it was /theirguy/ anyway
>>8638
>Hello fellow /pol/tards. /pol/s a real lolcow am I right?

>>8639
It will end up on /pol/ these days either way and the media will tell whatever lies it feels like telling about you.
>>8638
>as a /pol/tard since 2012
>>>/reddit/
>>8594
>/pol/acks aren't shooting people
Except for El Paso and CHristchurch, which are specifically why 8ch went down and our home vanished. Or the ED editor & occasional kiwifarms poster going postal in New Mexico. Or the one in the Synagogue by San Diego. Or the incel infantry calling in to "Sargeant 4chan" in Toronto. Or... I hope you get the point.
>>8802
That pales in comparison to leftist orgs and blacks. Or the muslims who were caught fiddling around with an airplane on the 9/11 anniversary. There are probably more shooters who were frequent redditors than /pol/tards.
i request spoonfeeding, why did you guys die 7 or 8 times
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>>8802
>except for
>>8821
>pales in comparison to
/qresearch/ is also in the competition, too, smdh you whiteGAMERGATES

http://archive.vn/yvxOD
big
GAMERGATE

.
>>8638
Even Tumblr feminism is and was less cancerous than /pol/ shit. Thanks to /pol/ there is probably more reasons to hate white people than ever before.
>>8638
I wouldn't be surprised if /pol/ was created as a government psyop controlled opposition designed to make people want communism. This anti-SJW community has become so shitty, that I think elements of the anti-SJW community was part of a giant CIA glow in the dark operation designed to create fake opposition to liberals in order take away your 1st amendment rights by having the laws of the internet be changed.
>>10169
>>10170
astroturf much? tumblr-tier femshitism is quite literally worse than soygoys or just about anything else out there glowfriend.
>>10169
>>10170
Fuck off Hotwheels. Why don't you go climb back into the wheelchair you came from?
>>10213
/leftypol/ is BASED and /pol/ is trash.
>>10170
Lol no. People are stupid, even on the internet, and want things contrary to what they've been striving for last centuries because their life is getting shittier due to obligatory processes, and because not everyone can have what his neighbors and bosses have. You don't need psyops to control shit like that, unless they don't have anything else to do, which is slowly getting to that point, because tougher opponents of these psyops are capable of fucking these up now. I tend to look more for market causes and not law enforcements, amount of dumb shills is quite astounding, they don't even hide anymore. Everything is copied and shilled for.

So, there's no fake opposition, there's people wanting more capital because competitive markets are tight, and it leads to sucking every retard dry. No wonder they want communism now, it's hip, trendy, and is a solution to some of their problems they can't deal with anymore because some are taking way too much and not sharing anything. So others want to lessen either that amount taken or the masses capable of taking it. Took your countries a few centuries though, lol. I guess the idea of wild west where you can fuck and kill and cheat whatever you can isn't pleasing to your cattle anymore :=)
>>10214
go back to spacechan
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>>10300
did they live?
Catalog view when?
>>11614
>he still doesn't know how to use catalog
>>10692
Negro, you can see some of their eviscerated remains get flown across the others.
>>8959
I absolutely loathe white GAMERGATEs. They are illiberal churls.
Xodkebgbg
>>12172
Hcjgisksns
>>1
Hdhdidj
gym goes over transexual surgery. very based and redpilled. I only knew about this kind of stuff years ago, but daddy gym going over shit I already know is cool nontheless!
>>8802
>hundreds of Muslims and shitskins attack, kill and bomb for years
"I sleep"
>a handful of whites strike back
THIS IS HORRIBLE

>>12386
Hopefully it will redpill his Reddit audience. Most people are ignorant of what this surgery true entails and what the results are truly like
>>8802
>Christchurch
Stop being a disingenuous shill. 8chan had a pdf manifesto. Facebook, on the other hand, literally hosted a video of a massacre. That is infinitely worse than anything that was on 8chan.

So where are all the calls for facebook to be taken down?

You're a moral phoney
PENIS IN MY BUTTHOLE
>>8802
So how much are you getting paid hourly? I'm just curious.
Whats the current news on 8kun? Is Jim gonna still be a jew and not port every board over
>>12516
How do i do the shiny text please
>>12794
FUG :DDDD
>>12791
>Whats the current news on 8kun?
deplatformed again by the dud, apparently
>>12874
actually another business who rents servers from a different company to provide CDN services lost one of their providers. basically bitmitigate all over again. fred is ruining businesses of some rich people and going to be in the crossfire of lawsuits for defamation for making their businesses out to be "supporting terrorists", etc.
>>12916
If I'm not mistaken Lim used to operate BitMitigate and it got bought by Epik eventually.
>>12926
correct. the vanwatech CDN platform was owned by him only according to his twitter, though.
>>12928
Yes, back when BitMitigate dropped 8chan he said he was working on something new that would be "very special".
>>12916
>crossfire of lawsuits for defamation for making their businesses out to be "supporting terrorists", etc.
Lore is getting interesting.
Where's the court letter?
>>6538
shut up joji
was the halsey arc abandoned?
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>>13544
bickers halsey uses a parasitic fame seeking model (ie paying JF for air time bickers he can't attract an organic audience). The main thing he's even known for is debating Enoch
>>12791
Jim just wants to help the FBI maintain their honeypot
>>12874
>deplatformed again
>again
*smuckles*
>>14054
did anyone even get to post on it? lol
test
>>12505
>So where are all the calls for facebook to be taken down?

dont you know what the christchurch call is?

its literally govs coming together to get control over facebook
its gross
>>15219
>its literally govs coming together to get control over facebook
>its gross
how did you find this place?
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>>15224
i was here opening day lad, dont try to police my language
>>15374
>dont try to police my language
A) i do what i want
B) see A)

Defending kikebook won't make you any friends around here mate.
>>15376
im not defending kikebook and you are sounding a lot like a collectivist sir with talks of having friends around here
.....where did all the hard working anons end up?
i have a few ideas for a couple of loloperations and need help fine tuning them and putting them into action. where go?
don't want to be too visible and too many bunkers are glowing or kiked to israel and back.
i want to weaponize Qlarp and fuck with environmentalist/vegans and fat people....
Anons, is this our home now?
I don't want to go back to 8kun and be with 8kunts.
>>16037
Home is where the heart is.
I hope you goyim are still using this thread for /cow/ meta.

>>16037
Time will tell. Our hosts are doing a great job with julay.world, and I'm not in a hurry to leave, but know that they're hosting us at their expense.
>>16037
8kun glows brighter than the sun. I don't get why everyone is in such a hurry to return back to it.
>>16216
We're both here forever, matey.
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>Dear Jim Watkins, if you really want to advertise 8kun on JulayWorld you're free to buy ad julay. Hit me up at admin@julay.world.
HEY JIM WANT SOME PURPLE DIESEL?
LOL HMU
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Haven't been keeping up with things, can anyone tell me what happened with cripplekike betraying and mark getting visited by feds?
sorry for spoonfeed
>>19525
Take your time, everything is documented in /cow/.
Super tl;dr
Cripplekike was cuckeld by 🎂🇮🇱 @2k/month compared to his measly 600/month, and he's using everything in knowledge to take James Arthur Watkins down.
🎂🇮🇱 on other hand: doxed ♿️🇮🇱 old address, self doxed his $🐷contract , and an anti IB made.a fakemanifesto that pinned a failure of a shooting in a German Synagogue.
🎂🇮🇱 ditched ♿️🇮🇱 first bickers of conflicts of interests he's well aware of.
>>13388 has mostly everything, but note it's a /cow/ thread, so funny caps are riddled around.
>>19533
thanks
polite sage
>>1
https://8kun.top/dao101/catalog.html
There is finally a political board on 8kun
>>19758
Is 8coom working for you? Seems to time out here.
>>19758
>Qchan
>Political board on Qchan
>>19758
/pnd/ is superior
Why are conservative incels bigger sjws than anyone?
>>21193
Hey Sargon, how's the 20 year plan going.
Is it true gunt and retardski used gunts brothers name to lease that apartment? Lol what a fucking gunty goof
What's the latest on 8kun /cow/?
>>21729
I've formally requested its migration, so it's been saved from being clamed by the enemies of the lulz. I don't know when it will be restored.
>>22015
It was one of the larger and more active boards on the site and yet boards like /chori/, the back up of the back up Argentinian board on 8kun, got restored before it.
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>>22056
Yeah, I'm as lost as you are when it comes to why it's taken so long. My best guess is that its age might be complicating things; Josh had spent two weeks trying to get the old meta thread's autism letters in the correct order on Infinity Next.
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Nanotrannyshills.net
Board creation & Tor fileposting allowed.

Please buy adjulay 8channel, we don't mind a shout out given that's paid.
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 12/07/2019 (Sat) 19:56:53.
>>22250
Chobitsu, filter with: "Please buy adjulay, we don't mind a shout out given that's paid."
>>22255
Done.
>>22801
Site is broken if you secure your browser. Shit sux.
>>22801
How much is James Arthur Watkins paying you?
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>>22806
I now have a lifetime supply of Smithfield hams.
>>22808
Eggscellent
>>22806
What programs are you using to create those julay Chans and to pose them with that lighting? Is it a Blender preset?
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>>22819
That's a Daz model and hair with sliders autistically slid with one hand on penis clothing made in MD retopo in blender textures in SP then rendered in daz3d and some post work done in affinity photo

If there was a blender preset to shit out julaychans I'd use that

I found a new cowtit julay julay elf
>>22808
Kek, reminds me just how GAMERGATEish most thots look.
poor fucking cat though
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>>23305
Coomer is the best meme reddit has ever created
>>23417
Yeah, except that blurred coomer face makes my eyes bleed.
>>23562
That's part of the charm in fact of course
>>22821 >>23092 She looks cute but also extremely insecure about her body. Let's bully her until she becomes an hero.
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>>23952 Sounds fun.
kike jewish jew N​IGGER julay kiwi kiwifarms
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>>23952 >Let's
>>24065 based
>>24082 And redpilled
Merry Christmas, Julayworld!
>8kun is back up >nobody posts on 8/cow/ >this /cow/ is dead as fuck What's the point?
>>24729 >muh dead board Would you rather a 120PPH board where every post is peepeepoopoo? If you have something to say, you don't need 10 posts a minute to do it.
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>>24730 Don't you know, quantity over quality is more important to inflate those Surveillance Capitalism Analytics Money.
>muh post quality The post quality here is even worse than before the bunker times. It's more about moral outrage over this or that than it is about just laughing at lolcows.
>>24729 >being a quantity over quality fag cringe
>>24729 I think many /cow/ anons don't care about posting as much as about cow info, so they just lurk foxdicks. Just wait, 8kun numbers are slowly rising.
>>24775 >slowly rising >It's all shitposting/bait threads in an attempt to drive up pph >Most boards are more dead than the bunkers outside of shitposting threads >literal honeypot Let's all go back to 8coom and give based Jim our real IPs. Make sure to turn on javascript on tor.
>>24776 Like if julay/cow/ threads except bloodsports aren't just shitposting dumps.
You are all a bunch of uppity neurotypicals that need to learn their place.
>>24785 I see a bunch with decent cocks. You seem new, lost, and angry about something.
>>24791 >I see a bunch >rather won't name any ok
>>24806 >says there's none >rather won't look at the catalog You're just here to throw a bitchfit bickers you're bored with everything and too afraid to kill yourself or stop using the internet as much.
>>24776 >honeypot lolcow-tier paranoia. You should be using a VPN or other anonymyzing service to access any imageboard outside of cuckchan anyway, retard.
>>25448 >just use VPN/tor <VPN/tor doesn't work on 8kun I wonder who could be behind this post.
>>25449 I'm using it right now, tranny.
>>25459 Screenshot or BT​FO
>>25449 ><VPN/tor doesn't work on 8kun It "works", just not very well bickers hapamonkey can't program for shit.
>>24776 I'm with >>25448. Do you somehow think you're less fucked here than you would be there?
>>26038 You should be using VPN/tor on any imageboard. The main difference between this one and 8kun is the fact that the administration here didn't meet with the Feds and refuse to speak about what was said in the meeting. The Feds also came and spoke with the paid janitor of 8kun (Mark) and he's also refused to give details. Until I see transcripts of Jim's meeting with congress and the board freezing feature is removed I consider 8kun a honeypot. It's Sunshine 2.0 and any place is better than using a service he runs.
>>26038 Okay 7ac583, you go and have fun on 8kun and I'll just stay right here since it doesn't matter either way.
>>26043 >>>/x/ Schizos shouldn't be on /cow/ except as the subject of threads. There is usually a gag order associated with fed contact, and we know all they asked Jim about was MUH RUSSIA FOREIGN FUNDING. The reason not to return from the bunker to the main site is you can't fucking post shit without having to refresh and retry 3-5 times.
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>>26410 The bunker and 8kun feels dead, fam.
>>26410 >schizo I'm seeing this a lot lately when anyone mentions why 8kun is probably not a good place to be posting on. You aren't fooling or convincing anyone with this. Only a retard would associate with people that talk to the Feds willingly. >gag order >we know You don't know shit by your own admission. There was either a gag order or their wasn't. Even with a gag order all anyone would have to do is make a FOIA request to get the minutes of the meeting. Jim could release it himself to clear this up or just say he's under gag orders. He's done neither and has just hoped it'll go away if it isn't talked about. Friendly reminder that Mark admitted to talking to the Feds too without being served a warrant. When asked why he did this his response was >I'm not a schizo I have nothing to hide!!!! Everyone involved with 8kun has spoken with the Feds in the last 6 months. It doesn't make anon crazy to want details about these meetings. Even G​AMERGATEs understand that associating with people that speak to the Feds/police isn't the best idea.
>>26427 It's one of cakekike's cultists or cakekike himself, they've been all over the webring absolutely shitting themselves the moment anyone mentions sticking with the webring. Anyone that tries to give you shit and call you schizo for simply putting two and two together is either a braindead normalG​AMERGATE or someone directly affiliated with whatever you're questioning.
Please. >>26453
>>26410 >schizos A lack of trust is now being equated to disordered thinking? I don't know what to say.
>>26516 Take your meds.
Why do you deleted my comment in the lolisocks thread you faggot?
>>26427 >>26448 Schizo schizo schizo. It's like I'm on 4/x/ telling the local retards that a camera picking up lens flare isn't a sign of some bible-wrought conspiracy. The webring is dead. Nobody uses it. The fastest board on julay.world has a whopping 10PPH, and isn't about laughing at lolcows anymore so much as it is moral grandstanding. A low functioning autist whose entire claim to fame is owning a videogame board being a coward doesn't justify your paranoia, which can be mitigated with standard privacy and safety procedures you should already be using.
>>27189 Everyone who was going to use your shitty pigchan has already migrated, you're trying to beat people over the head that were never going to use the site. Also, only autistic dataminers and powertripping sweet toothed kikes give a shit about high pph, mark. Fucking leave us alone.
He does it for free
>It's like I'm on 4/x/ >10PPH >webring is dead So why are you here if you hate /cow/ this much? Are you this histrionic you require (((You)))s to sleep at night?
>>27189 >The fastest board on julay.world has a whopping 10PPH Julay/v/ has 21 PPH right now which is more than 8kun/v/.
Okay, what's up with all the botposting recently?
>>27361 Can you point out some examples?
>>27240 The old internet has felt lifeless for two years now. Everyone's on their phone and they're not using imageboards anymore.
>>27402 Phonesposters are a thing, they just seem to stick to cuckchan for the most part, though you see them around here and other more obscure imageboards occasionally. Regardless, if it means fewer braindead normalfags I'm okay with slower speeds.
>>27424 Even cuckchan pph has crashed. I think we have a few years yet before things recover. Chanology and iphones created about five years of complete shit, 2007-2012 or so. 2007 to 2010 were REALLY bad. Trump's inauguration was the high water mark and by about beginning of 3rd quarter 2017 the net was feeling really dead. We'll get a resurgence in 2022 if the pattern holds, but things will start improving probably by this summer. Hopefully we'll have distributed imageboards by then, which would be a good technological motivator.
>>27424 >they just seem to stick to cuckchan for the most part no gramps, its 2020 now it is hard to browse larger threads on julay without an app like clover though
>>27905 I've tried using imageboards on a phone before and it's total fucking hell, you deserve that suffering for willingly putting up with that shit.
>>28258 It's not too bad for following a running conversation unless the thread has a real ton of media.
/cow/ app when?
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And in other news The gunt's favorite Lazy honduran who just copies and pastes jewtube videos has his Paypal account blocked AHAHAHAHAAA
>>28537 Why are you locking and planning on deleting threads for being globally reported while they don't break global rules? I'll grant the two threads about the 4/vg/ spammer were shit and more focused on moralfagging and gayops than on actually laughing at funny retards (not that this wouldn't apply to so much of the rest of the board these days; just look around), but the implications are concerning. Did the guy botspamming anime images get banned or punished in any way, or did you just lock misreported threads?
>>28641 This board is just cuckchanners spamming shit they like, and whining about mark. I don't see anymore updates on any other cows it's just bloodsport e celebs and mark, I don't even know what's going on with chris chan, bickers the thread here is dead. BOs here are retarded, and users here are no different than cuckchanners, the only difference here is that PPH is infinitely lower than on cuckchan. Julay is a disgrace, but it is still the best alternative to 8kun, which is an even bigger disgrace. I agree with another anon here, it is a dark age for imageboards. On that note, is there a reason why mark is on the webring right now? I see we have both mark's /v/ and the julay/v/ now, did Jim really throw mark under the bus so hard that he came crawling here?
>>28908 Mark was in the webring since the beginning
>>28908 >Julay is shit >spoonfeed me shit anyone that's lurked for a month knows If you want Chris-chan updates maybe you should post in his thread instead of complaining in a meta thread like a faggot.
>>28908 Vch is just redditors spamming shit they like, and whining about mark. I don't see any updates about vidya it's just GG General talking about e-celebs and mark being an attention whore, I don't even know what's going on with 8kun, bickers Ron won't respond. BOs there are retarded, and users there are no different than cuckchanners, the only difference here is that PPH is infinitely lower than on cuckchan.
>>28908 >Fling shit about everyone being from cuckchan >Is a complete newfag Lurk for a month more.
>>28957 >>28918 oh no, he doesn't know the lore behind some shitty, backwater bunker that absolutely nobody cares about, better tell him to le lurk for a month, get it, bickers we're le oldfags? If nothing else, you're proving his point. Marky wasn't here in the beginning, I don't know what brand of petrol >>28909 is drinking, but he wasn't part of the same webring as julay was until recently, altho a joke board /nintendo/ was made for him, in case he decided to host here. You're acting answering basic questions, which again, as he said, seems to be most of what the discussions on this /cow/ seem to be focused on these days, would kill you. Hate to break it to you, but most people don't actually care about mark this much that they will visit shitty, dead threads on daily bases, to get another le ebin screenshot that fucking loves her pussy the kike epic style, most people will come here maybe once or twice a week, and see if anything happened. He is right, most of /cow/ is just faggy e celeb worship, not even the funny kind, it's just cuckchan kiddies using this place as their personal subreddit and pretending to be some sort of oldfags, as if being a /cow/ oldfag even meant anything, at this point. You're the cancer that is killing your board, nobody is gonna bother lurking for a month if you moutbreathers are gonna sperg when somebody doesn't know the latest on your nonsense e celeb personality of the week >>28927 Hey, I know you're clearly mocking him, but this is strangely accurate. Both /v/s are just straight up cancer, tho, looks like cuckchan /v/ got the long end of the stick, now that we look back at how much of a failure gamurgate was and how 8/v/ got a cult formed around it's crappy BO >>28641 the threads were deleted bickers they were unfunny cuckchan nonsense that went nowhere, if the global mods had the balls to do this to half the active threads on the catalog right now, this board would be a much better place
>>29337 >all this text vch was the third site to join the webring within days of it being a thing.
>>29339 >reading is hard And you're wrong, bickers I have been here since 8chan shut down, and only the julay /v/ was here, unless you're talking about something else. I don't care about the whole thing, bickers I know it won't last, so maybe you faggots called it something else, but vch definitely wasn't directly linkable or advertised from anylink julay had that directed to other sites from the start, not was it last I was checking other boards on the webring, which was early december
>>28927 This!
>>29340 I read it fine, I just found it odd someone would write walls of text and get so many things wrong. >And you're wrong, bickers I have been here since 8chan shut down, and only the julay /v/ was here, unless you're talking about something else. I'm pretty sure I invited him personally and he had it up and running within days of smug and julay being linked with the webring. >I don't care about the whole thing, bickers I know it won't last It grows everyday and the nature of the webring and future improvements mean it can never be taken down and will exist as long as anons continue to use it. >early december He was black listed for constantly linking to the webring on twitter like a retard.
>>29410 >he was blacklisted I reckon hearing about something like that, but then again, I am not obsessed with the man, so I didn't give a shit. That would explain why I couldn't find vch, even when I was browsing thru every board from every site, hoping to find something new. For how long was he blacklisted? I assume that would be the correct timeframe >It grows everyday I still don't see it ever growing bigger. People will just flock to cuckchan or follow the "brand name" and use 8kun. There is nothing here that these 2 don't have, many boards are redundant and have the same equivalent on different imageboards, for example, others are just straight up dead, so even if somebody had interest in them, they wouldn't bother posting in them. Also, not everyone cares enough to look thru several pages, just to see mostly dead boards. If you want genuine advice, axe the vast majority of those from the webring, and come together with the other autists who own these imageboards/boards to simply have one equivalent, merging all relevant threads into this one board, otherwise you will never get off the ground. Also, get better mods, jannies and Board Owners, I can already see some of them will definitely reach the same level of being a joke like mark, if you ever give them any spotlight, or if they have the spotlight on them regardless, like that one anon recently made the /n/ BO spergout, forgot who he was
>>29414 >merge boards/dead boards I don't care if they're dead and I'm not taking ownership of boards away from the current owners. Everything that exists is there bickers someone requested it. >it isn't growing/8kun will lure them away 8kun barely gets the pph that boards here do if you account for the difference in how stats are calculated. Even if you don't account for it outside of the Qboomer board most of them have similar pph as boards here. >Get better hotpockets Would you believe me if I told you that the janitors are the best of the bunch of the people that want to do it for free? >Get better BOs I don't pick those. They're free to act however they want. Again, this is the best you're going to get in this "community". If you don't like it make your own board and show everyone the way. >Mark I don't care about Mark but I don't like him personally after having to deal with him multiple times. He doesn't communicate with anyone else in the webring despite multiple attempts to get him involved. He only comes around to demand I hand him boards and to freak out whenever his employer does something retarded. He was blacklisted twice for the same reason. One time was for about a week or so the other was about 24 hours. Despite being blacklisted here he should have shown up on every other site in the webring unless they blacklisted him too. No one is out to get Mark but he was told what would happen if he did one stupid thing (tweeting out the link) and he did it twice. It felt like he was doing it just to spite everyone. If he doesn't want to use the webring long term that's fine but it isn't nice to put the rest of it at risk bickers he wants to tweet at journalists on twitter.
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What's wrong about that?
>>29421 Very good job outing the discord trannies, you and everyone involved. This is not a very fun time to be running an imageboard.
>>29337 >it's just cuckchan kiddies using this place as their personal subreddit and pretending to be some sort of oldfags, as if being a /cow/ oldfag even meant anything, at this point Imagine bragging about lurking /cow/. >>29464 Link your thread.
>>29514 wrongplanet is a forum full of literal autists, who whine about how hard it is living with the spergs, he most likely is one, and took the test, now he's asking for an opinion >>28908 >Julay is a disgrace Julay does it's job, I don't doubt that it will have a small, dedicated following of autists, but that's nothing special in it's own right. I doubt it will gain enough of a following to ever become as well known as 8chan or 8kun, and I don't see too many comfy communities like we saw back on 8chan forming, with how toxic I have seen the spergs here being I will agree about your take on /cow/. It died with 8chan, I don't see any worthy threads on here, and people had plenty of time to make them. The little kids who came here during the e celeb sperging saga ruined the site, and now, they're literally the only ones who visit it, they mostly stay in their little cyclical general, and bump one other general that literally has no actual c ontent, other than misc. whining about mark and random screenshots, as well as a seperate thread about mark, which tells you all you need to know. I have no idea what beef they have with mark, but if you're not interested in it, this board, in it's current state offers literally nothing of value, and I don't see that changing any time soon. I hope some other site will offer an alternative, but /cow/ ain't it anymore, nor do I want to have anything to do with it if it stays the way it is As far as I'm concerned, Jews, his retarded mods, that never done anything of worth to begin with, including their jobs, as well as the retards they allowed to come here, ruined the board for good, and any iteration of /cow/ will forever be tainted with aids, if any of them are involved, just like /v/ with mark will always be unusable, and anything with Q boomers will never rise up above anything other than a cuckchan clone
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>>29693 >literally nothing of value I keep reading this bs over and over, but 2000$/month is quite a value for a 30$/month site CakeJew is overpaying. >Jews, his retarded mods When will GAYMERGOYIM update their profile?
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>>29514 >Link your thread. ?
Mods why do you censor current happening threads?
>>30217 >>30216 it was m00nchen
>>30216 >>30217 >>30219 Who the fuck let the Qboomers know where the webring was?
>>30331 <In response to a request we received from 'US Digital Millennium Copyright Act' the page is not currently available. what was it?
>>30627 mark asshole as a banner on 8chonel
the e-celebs, jim paypiggies and cuckchan users are still infesting here? we can finally have some lowcow threads instead of only bloodsports? if so, fuck hotwheels
>>31169 nah, this is eternal summertime, post election cuckchan now. I hope somebody makes an alternative board somewhere else that actually focuses on lolcows
GUUNT
>>31169 >we can finally have some lowcow threads instead of only bloodsports? What is stopping you from making them?
>>31598 So they can be ignored bickers all the majority userbase of /cow / these days cares about is IBS and moralfagging?
>>31863 Then why are you still hanging around at all? If you think it's all so shit then fuck off somewhere better.
>>32255 That can never happen you see, his gun​t prevents him from getting up his lasy ass, finding quality cows, and bullying them along. He's a sissy bitch that requires diapers and m​ilk. He'll complain again and again until you give him the mi​lk he so much never got.
>>32255 >>32260 >bloodsportsfags try to run off actual /cow/ users bickers they've taken over and the IRCfag mods con't care about the lack of board quality
>>35193 <(1) reminds himself why he's not going out of his ways to find cows to make fun and threads, and whines about some days he doesn't make great again W-o-m-a-n Might as well see you in a skirt.
Lol
>>35295 I too believe every post I see on imageboards. Christ, it seems posting anonymously is only about stirring up drama between sites anymore, what a boring bunch of retards modern anons are.
yup, it's obvious Julay/Robi is working together with Rodent from freech to datamine users and fuck them over. fuck this place, i'm out of here.

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