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Malcolm Brenner Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 07:30:16 ID: b652de No.25223
Meet Malcolm (Dolphin Fucker) Brenner. A 68 year degenerate zoophile who had sex with his family dog and a dolphin. Oh wait, i mean "non people of the sea." He thinks bickers he fucked a dolphin he knows how animals think and feel. And bickers we can keep animals as pets,breed them and eat them we should be able to fuck them bickers they can constant and think like we do. He also says he's done research on this subject but hasn't provided any evidence to support his claims. Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Brenner_(writer) Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MalcolmBrenner Website: https://malcolmbrenner.com/ Interview: https://youtu.be/aEX33vAyF5Y (where the comments come from)
>>25223 Guess he took the dolphin-fucking copypasta guide to heart. Legend.
Shine on, dolphin boy.
Where's the funny? I don't see any funny. This is supposed to be a funny board, not your fucking moral outrage outlet.
>>25454 dolphin fucking is inherently funny
>>25454 Akshually this is where we pretend to be making fun of ecelebs and retards but we're actually seething and raging behind our keyboards
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JEWISH GUYS FUCK FISH He says he was molested as a child.
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>>25464 >Dolphin >Fish
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>>25504 Time to do some investigative journalism
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>>25510 That was quick. idk OP, he seems pretty cool
>>25464 >Website says he was sent to a therapist that believed in Wilhelm Reich's crazy orgone energy bullshit I believe it
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>>25454 GET OUT
>>25527 >sent from my Samsung Smart Fridge Did you really send an email from your fridge? Also this guy does sound pretty cool.
Didn't jewywood make some (((critically acclaimed))) film about a woman fucking a fish?
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>>25527 This guy is awesome. I'd buy him a beer and listen to his stories about fucking dolphins.
>>25527 >an expert in telepathy, skinwalkers, casting spells, and orgone energy Interesting guy
>>25553 "The Shape of Water", directed by Guillermo del Toro, dealt with that, and it won Best Picture at the Oscars.
>>25716 >Oscars
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>>25223 Wow. That's terrible. He should be shot. My poor dolphin is crying. The image was changed to prevent editing. I can't believe dolphinsex.org exists. It's disgusting. These poor bottlenoses.
>>25223 >make a thread about some decent zoo, that will ruin him >:D >anons think he's cool HOW EMBARASSING

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