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Enema Flopson Anonymous 03/09/2020 (Mon) 18:56:24 ID: 497fbc No.39778
This may not seem like your typical lolcow, but believe me, she is. Everything started when little Emma was a kid and she was cast to be in what would become known as the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises, Harry Potter. Like most of you probably know by now, she was picked so that executives could bust some nuts ( https://archive.is/BG2zv ). However, soon enough she convinced herself she was an actual actress. Fast forward to 2011. The dullest franchise was over and no one considered her a serious actress so she knew she had to do what she could do best. Enter Harvey Weinstein, boom, HARVESTED. She lands a role in My Week with Marilyn, a movie she thought could give her a career path. And it was not due to lack of Harvey trying, he went as far as to tell the world that "now you see her as a woman", an obvious wink to his fellow producers wanting to treat themselves to somewhat fresh meat ( https://archive.is/Bl6RX ). But the only thing she got after that was a role in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a pretentious movie so dull it rivals the least dull Harry Potter entries. Desperate, she turns to Sofia Coppola, who makes her play the bimbo in The Bling Ring. Watson is a natural at playing a dumb slut, but sadly for her it would be the first of the many times she would prove she is unable to do a convincing American accent. Judd Apahack was her next stop. This time, she played herself in This is the End, a movie where she gets paranoid about the other celebs like Seth Rogen, Dave Franco or Jonah Hill wanting to rape her. As if anyone would want to, other than pedos who saw her in the dullest franchise. bickers she still couldn't get any decent roles, she went to Darren Aronofsky to be in his headcanon version of Noah's story from the Bible. The movie was a disaster and her performance is often compared to Tommy Wiseau's The Room. Flopson is simply unable to convincingly emote, and her cries seemed like she was trying to hold back laughter. This wasn't the first time this problem was evident. There's an infamous picture from 2011 where she's with Emma Stone and it's painfully obvious she's forcing a smile. It was around this time that she started being an obnoxious feminist and decided to become the UN's mouthpiece to lecture the world on feminism. To make matters worse, Flopson's smug, out-of-touch brand of feminism has earned her the scorn of other women in a similar position in the entertainment industry who also describe themselves as feminists like Maisie Williams, who called it out as "first world feminism" and said the things Flopson speaks about "don't bother her", being aware that women in the first world aren't really treated unfairly bickers of their sex( https://archive.is/FI9ed ). Still unable to find anything worth being in, she takes a role in the latest German guilt propaganda film, Colonia. It was so terrible that when they showed it in her home country, Great Britain, it made a measly £47 ( https://archive.is/44G44 ). This movie is the one that cemented her reputation as box office poison. Colonia flopped so hard it the slamming was heard across the globe, and once again Flopson was out of a job so she went back to daddy Harvey to get another role that could enable her to try again. After some kosher loads, she was cast on Regression. It was a commercial flop that barely made its budget back and a critical flop too. But daddy Harvey takes care of his harvested roasties, and that's how she now had a chance. La La Land was in pre-production and she was cast in it alongside Ryan Gosling. This was her shot at winning an Oscar! Sadly for her, when he found out she had been casted he dropped the role and they got Miles Teller instead. She was dropped bickers she was too demanding and they realized she didn't have what the role required (talent) so they got Emma Stone ( https://archive.is/uT73Y ). Now that Stone was in the cast, Gosling came back and Teller was dropped. Much to Flopson's dismay, Emma Stone won an Oscar for her performance on it. While Stone was earning her Oscar on La La Land, Flopson was raping the legacy of Beauty and the Beast. As if butchering accents wasn't enough, now she decided she was qualified to sing. And every song she "sang" needed to be heavily autotuned, yielding a robot voice as a result. She also couldn't keep her mouth shut and kept saying things that hurt the profits. Her poison wasn't enough to overpower the nostalgia bait ( https://archive.is/RreUl ) for the box office to fail, but it was certainly enough to make toys unsellable. You can see the literal mountains of Beauty and the Beast toys in the attached video. Thousands of Belle dolls were crushed bickers they couldn't be sold. Her decision to go with the Disney flick was a blessing for Damien Chazelle, who would have earned the loathing of thousands instead of praise for La La Land, were Flopson to perform in it undubbed. It has been speculated that Beauty and the Beast could have grossed twice as much had they cast a lead who was able to hit any notes at all. Her diva approach to work basically had her blacklisted ( https://archive.is/MmpEv ) so she could only get to be in a dystopian movie with Tom Hanks and her beloved bull John Boyega. It was a commercial and critical flop. She was out of a job for two years ( https://archive.is/3pfP9 ) causing her to develop a coke addiction and finally got her fellow activist Greta to cast her ( https://archive.is/7haOz ) in her feminist adaptation of Little Women after Emma Stone dropped the role knowing the script was a dumpster fire, baiting Flopson into thinking it had potential ( https://archive.is/l5Wo6 ). In the beginning, she was billed first. Later, as Greta realized what a mistake it would be she bumped her to second place and the lead became Oscar winner Saoirse Ronan. Once again she had to play an American character and her atrocious accent ruined everything. Even the Australian actress Eliza Scanlen, the literal who from Sharp Objects upstaged her. Florence Pugh and Saoirse Ronan did as well, as expected, and got a lot of awards buzz. Emma was again struggling and her coke addiction ( https://archive.is/yG6aX ) spiraled out of control as she couldn't cope with the situation, which adds to her femcel status, or "self-partnered" as she calls it ( https://archive.is/ybWBt , vid related too) as men quickly drop her if they're foolish enough to date her for a while bickers of her being so unlikeable in person and having these delusions of being a good actress/singer that make her unbearable to have around, literally no man can stand her after a while ( https://archive.is/e00Lp ). She was conspicuously absent from the movie's press tour ( https://archive.is/gmoQs ). She nearly died from a cocaine overdose as her coworkers toured promoting the film, and ended up in rehab. The pictures speak for themselves, you don't end up like that without a serious drug addiction. I predict a lethal OD soon.
Zachs not gonna like this. .
thanks for the read it was nice.
Harsh, but fair. All those years of substance abuse and radical feminism really caught up with her fast.
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Why can't she act or sing?
Flopson flhp
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>>39778 >>39791 Don't do drugs kids
>>39796 Also, don't do boring franchises.
>>39792 bickers instead of learning how to act or sing she sucked kike cock for her career.
>>39778 Seething
>>39873 DID YOU JUST SHITPOST-RAPE FLOPSON BRO?
REMINDER SHE HAS EXPERIENCED THE FULL SPECTRUM OF SEXUAL ABUSE HUMBLE HARV AND HIS COLLEAGUES FULL SPECTRUM'D HER AND ZACH WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS
>>39875 I'm sure Zach just wanted to settle down with a comfy half-spectrumd-only kinda girl. How will he ever recover in fact of course?
>>39873 >sex and world peace
>>39884 What a shame Sam's career crashed. Now he'll never know the experience of getting blown by Flopson for a role.
>>39885 Lucky him, Flopson must be pretty terrible at sucking dick considering the shit roles she earned with it
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>>39886 B-B-BUT SHE HAS A BILLION DOLLARS
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>>39778 >As if butchering accents wasn't enough, now she decided she was qualified to sing. mp4 related >>39887 >Plot-holes the size of Saturn's rings oof
>>39887 BUT FORBES SAID SHE AND JEREMY RENNER WERE THE STARS OF 2017
Feminism and MGTOW really are the two sides of the same coin.
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>>39778 >finally got her fellow activist Greta to cast her ( https://archive.is/7haOz ) in her feminist adaptation of Little Women after Emma Stone dropped the role knowing the script was a dumpster fire, baiting Flopson into thinking it had potential ( https://archive.is/l5Wo6 ). Did Stone pull a work with Gerwig to make Flopson work herself into a shoot? Legendary heel move if so.
>>40123 legit 4d chess
TL;DR. Did the OP say if she's been trolled?
Emma Watson was MK Ultra'd big time.
>>39995 No, you have that one wrong friend. Feminism/Effeminism are the two sides of the same coin. The goal is to attempt to emasculate men of any power or worth. Stronk Independynts & Literal Cocksuckers are the faces of that coin. MGTOW is simply a (rather misguided but wholly understandable) knee-jerk reaction to this evil.
>>39778 bretty gud read, well done anon
Um, based?
>>42604 nah, she's just retarded as hell on everything she does
>boring wall of text tl;dr
>>42807 hey zach, Flopson has no career
Sounds like A classic hollywood story. Heres something i found in regards to hollywood and little girls. Who knew it was so easy and public the official video got censored by jewtube so heres also a reupload. Skip to 24:45. Official https://invidio.us/watch?v=m4uPgLMVI_g Reupload https://invidio.us/watch?v=-yogqXui6l8
>>44882 its deleted.
>>45277 Hollywood works fast. The alternative link still works and has a link to what I assume is the original creators website
New teaser from Mouthy Buddha. Skip to the 3:00 minute mark, it seems one of the parents freaked out about the whole deal going viral and trying to blur their own daughter/product out of the picture. The same parents that advertised their children on instagram in the same tags with inandout burgers prostitutes.
Hey zach Fuck you hapA
Hey Patrick, Make white children.
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>>51742 The guy who organizes those yatch parties is Mohammed Al Turki, for those not in the know.
>>39995 MGTOW is about moving away from the whole system and letting it burn, no matter the cost. Emphasis on moving away, as in it being the only goal. Not preaching about it trying to get careers out of it. MGTOW is literally "I quit. To hell with it."
>>42660 She is a woman, after all.
>>52204 You're still removing yourself from the gene pool like Varg said. No difference really. MGTOW and feminists are a good thing bickers they are people who weren't supposed to reproduce anyways, it's natural selection at work.
>>52875 Technology is advancing to the point that one person won't need a companion in order to reproduce anymore. But given women's biological dependence on socializing, this will only be shitty for them. Men will keep thriving, modifying nature to attend to our will and needs, regardless of what women want.
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