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Friday Shitposting - Refugee Edition Anonymous 08/09/2019 (Fri) 22:15:22 ID: c9d5a2 No.880
Friday Night, motherfuckers!

It's been a hard, miserable week for everyone. We don't know when 8chan is gonna get uncucked, and our /cow/boys haven't been able to wrangle their herds for days.

To boost morale, this special Bunked edition of the Friday thread will be open all week 'round until 8chan is back up. Let those shitposts fly, boys! You need it.
Remember, /intl/ always wins
>>881
Who?
Postan.
Thank god for Robi i'd fucking die without muh shitposting
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>>886
now that I think about it, maybe we wouldn't have this place if jcaesar187 didn't get completely butthurt about the gunt.
maybe the gunt was a force for good? (not jcaesar187 though that's for sure)
>>1008
It is ironic that jcaesar187's inability to take a joke ended up with anons making their own place to stream uncensored which has now spawned an entire imageboard.
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>>1008
Gunt wouldn't have happened without Donga.
Donga wouldn't have happened without Kraut.
Kraut wouldn't have happened without Rage.
Rage was a martyr and a saint.
or maybe it was CRP
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Alone on a Friday night? God, you're pathetic.

Oh, and if you're here, Homor, hit me up for a mod account if robi hasn't given you one yet.
>>1054
>JEWS was tribute anon
Deepest lore.
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>>1085
Here is the one he did for Warski.
>>1054
Nah man, I don't need modship for the bunker. If and/or when 8chan comes back up I'll gladly take up the janitor broom again.

But right now? I just wanna enjoy shitposting and not worry about cleaning up the excrement and semen.
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>>1107
If it comes back its going GlowInTheDark so bright you will be able to see it from the moon.
>>1008
>>1009
this site was actually robi's version of dispatch and patebin's jcaesar187jcaesar187.com. Theguntretort.com was a stab at jcaesar's shitty tabloid. Glad it has been reincarnated.
Postan in the round-the-clock Friday thread on the right day even though I don't have to, niggas.
>>1102
Nice
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>/cow/ is now on it's 6th incarnation
>people try to OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN


DON'T FORGET THE FOLLOWING
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>>1925
This might be #8.
>>1976
>8th
/cow/ is really like a rising phoenix of autism.
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>reading the New York Times newsletter
>there's a recipe for steamed clams
>immediately recall >>1847 and laugh out loud
https://youtu.be/gKryX-YWbGY

look for the subliminal message

JULAY
It's FRIDAY in the EAST COAST

SHAKE IT UP NIGGA
It's Friday in the EAST COAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLkamwzqH7M
At first I thought it was /pol/ responsible for this faggotry and shitting it all up. I was beginning to tire of the constant insufferable threads and arguing that went nowhere.

Apparently the El Paso manifesto is bioluminescent as shit.

>>881
>irrelevant dead board only weens still bring up
Literally who?
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who here wants a real jewcy time this Friday?
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>>880
Things might be actually looking up for once.

Yes, i'm piss poor as a student and I might be in administrative limbo for 2-3 weeks but I am switching to a 17 month long course in computer security and networking. I did like the meme said, I tried to learn to code but it's not my strong point in the computer field unfortunately.

At least now, I should be good to learn something I'm more familiar in.

it feels really weird to look at a final exam on the last legs of the course I'm about to leave the course and just not give a fuck anymore. lmao
GOD YOU'RE PATHETIC
>>4569
I GUESS I REALLY AM ALONE ON A FRIDAY
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>>6827
shalom,

Gee, it sure seems lively in the bunkers. Remind me why they are so asshurt about you?
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>>6828
With Myjulay dead, the emo kids moved to /v/.
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You thought you could just run away did ya?
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>>8219
Don't forget: we're here forever.
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I am playing Code Vein and it's pretty good.
>>9342
JEWS, don't lose the vidya match against this AUTISTIC FREAK
>>9468
The (((tribe))) sucks at video games though, we will have to "enjoy" more shitty goyimgate filters I guess.
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>>1925
>>1976
>>2034

Don't Forget You're Here Forever
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Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
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This picture of the anor londo-esque area sold me on it. Code Vein looks like the best kind of trainwreck
>>10861
Thanks anon I'm sold too.
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Wassap faggots? It's FRIDAY
>>10861
That area was cool. I liked Crown of Sands look, too bad it's a short area.
Gotta get down on Friday.
God I'm pathetic.

At least I still have /cow/ until the gamergaters post a manifesto here.
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STOP THE VIOLENCE
Happy Friday, bros
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Enjoying the last times of peace before an exam storm next week.

halp
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>>14631
forgot to also add
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>>14631
I survived. Hope you did too.
Alone on a Friday night? Throw a party!
Sup buttheads? You shitpostin' good? Remember: it's always Friday in your heart.

Also, why does 8kun suck so much? Is it getting DDOS'd or does the site software just suck THAT badly? How fucking hard is it to make a working imageboard? Julay World did it just fucking fine.
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>>15765
WHAMMU

>>17067
It's gettting its shit psuhed in on everyside. Domain name is getting snatched, it's getting DDoSed(in minecraft). Onion services working last I heard.
>>17067
cripplekike, his jewnalist butt buddies, and /trannypol/ along with other assorted trigger GAMERGATEs have been doing everything they can to keep it from coming up.
I fucking hate yogapig and don't plan on using his site, but it's another trump scenario where the screechers are such gigantic cunts that I can't help but root for jim just to see how far the autism will go.
What's up bitch tits, it's friday
N I G G E R S A N D J E W S
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Whoop whoop fam
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>>18209
>that tattoo
I need the full story.
Gayhoole is a sperg fag
>>19184
the tattoo says something The eternal struggle within us or something like that. That's the best sense I could make of it.
It's not Friday but I'm going post anyway bickers I'm bored. Fuck you too.
it's fucking cold on a Friday
>>20636
I don't know Sonic why are you on reddit?
FRIDAY
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Merry Friday!
When day is dark alway rember happy day
>>22062
tthanks i cum on cat she hiss at benis
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rejoice, nerds. i wasn't alone this Friday night. I had a date.

Had coffee with a long time IRL female friend I haven't seen in 12+ years. She has been single for the past 2 years. She was dumped by her junkie bf she tried to help bickers of the maybe he could change mentality she had with him. She is now at her parent's for the time being and rebuilding her life since. Hasn't been dating since and she's not in a hurry to do so.

However, she gave me subtle hints that she would be open to the idea of dating if it was to happen between us. It wasn't in a flirty way but more in an indirect.

First, she called our night out having a coffee a date by her own words. I conceded on my end that I also did see it that way in some sense, and for the lack of a better term. She was alright with it. It didn't make things cringe.

She also talked a lot about a common friend we have. Why? bickers he constantly hits on her and she hates it. She let me saw the cringe texts he sent to her like I've seen you in my dreams last night :) . She really cringed and laughed shaking her head saying 'It's been 13 years I've been telling him I'm not into him and he still doesn't get it What she said was along those lines. She also let him know more firmly she wasn't into him. She considers him like a brother'' in her words, again.

From the time we've been friends during our late teenage, we always got along and there was no sexual/romantic awkwardness about us being friends. From what I understood from tonight is that our friendship means a lot to her in that sense. She said she didn't have many friends IRL. We're both geeks and we talked about loads of stuff, including vidya games and general shitposting in real life tonight. The whole thing lasted 3 hours and although she said at our date tonight that she wasn't in a hurry to get back in a relationship but if it happens, it happens. Meaning, she's not closed to the idea.

She even brought me a present tonight. A box of assorted tea. The thing smells fucking great. She thought I might need some for school. I was really flattered by it. She also brought me some homemade cookies she made. We had multiple conversations over text over the course of the week since we've reconnected about tea and what kinds we like and also things like cooking. She brought me some cookies she made to try out that are apparently real good. During our date, she told me that one thing she resented her ex about is that he was never grateful for anything she did for him despite her supporting his ass while he didn't work. She also gave hints about her thinking about me sometimes. I even refrained on purpose one morning just to see if she would initiate contact and text me first that day and she did on her break time from work. That's a good sign imo. That and the face she bothered to make me a gift on our date made me feel a bit like a chad in fact of course.

All in all, I enjoyed our date and I believe I brought her some relief in her life considering everything she explained in context to her situation. She told me she had very little friends and she relaxed and enjoyed herself tonight. She had good company. I might actually date her someday if I play my cards right and don't push and let things happen. I didn't get a kiss tonight but like I said, better not push it. She's open to the idea of another date.

Successful date was successful. -oh, and the reason why we lost contact is that life got in the way and we lost sight of each other and she lived with an abusive bf until 2 years ago. We got back in contact due to said common friend that we have that hits on her in total pure cringe mode. I can never look at him the same way again. lmao.

IN YOUR FACE, SONIC
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>>22167
Congratulations, matey.
>>22167
>She even brought me a present tonight. A box of assorted tea. The thing smells fucking great. She thought I might need some for school. I was really flattered by it. She also brought me some homemade cookies she made.
You're just describing a dating sim you played, aren't you?
fucking three eyed top sonic bugs me out every time
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Anime. The underaged jailbait is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Noncery most of the Sexual innuendos will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Sasuke's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these innuendos, to realize that they're not just creepy- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Anime truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Yazawa Nico's existencial catchphrase "Nico Nico Nii," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as some Japanese old man's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ?? And yes by the way, I DO have an Anime tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the lolis' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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>>22223
>>22224
I'm almost glad that you both missed >>22222.
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Friday the 13th frens.
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LAST FRIDAY OF THE 2010'S NIGGERS
Another week with nothing worth waking up for.
>>24760 Find something, matey.
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I hope your new year is going good so far. I, for one, am looking forward to WWIII and the inevitable balkanization of the North American continent into warring ethnostates. also WRESTLE KINGDOM 14 Day 1 01/04/20 0000PST/0300EST Coomentary sponsored by cheap alcohlol provided by "The Lithuanian Loligagger" Guntopia and Patrick "holy shit I am a fucking slapheaded ogre" Nelson Mayu Iwatani and Arisa Hoshiki vs. Giulia and Hana Kimura - Tag team match Great Bash Heel (Tomoaki Honma and Togi Makabe), Yuya Uemura, and Yota Tsuji vs. Toa Henare, Alex Coughlin, Clark Connors, and Karl Fredericks - Eight-man tag team match Tencozy (Hiroyoshi Tenzan and Satoshi Kojima) vs. Yuji Nagata and Manabu Nakanishi - Tag team match Jyushin Thunder Liger, Tatsumi Fujinami, The Great Sasuke, and Tiger Mask (with El Samurai) vs. Naoki Sano, Shinjiro Otani, Tatsuhito Takaiwa, and Ryusuke Taguchi (with Kuniaki Kobayashi) - Eight-man tag team match Norio Honaga will be the special guest referee Los Ingobernables de Japon (Evil, Sanada, Shingo Takagi, and Bushi) vs. Suzuki-gun (Minoru Suzuki, Taichi, Zack Sabre Jr., and El Desperado) - Eight-man tag team match Chaos (Hirooki Goto, Tomohiro Ishii, Toru Yano, and Yoshi-Hashi) vs. Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale, Chase Owens, Kenta, and Yujiro Takahashi) - Eight-man tag team match Guerrillas of Destiny (Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga) (c) vs. FinJuice (Juice Robinson and David Finlay) - Tag team match for the IWGP Tag Team Championship Lance Archer (c) vs. Jon Moxley - Texas Deathmatch for the IWGP United States Championship (the match can only be won by a ten count knockout or by submission) Will Ospreay (c) vs. Hiromu Takahashi - Singles match for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship Jay White (c) vs. Tetsuya Naito - Singles match for the IWGP Intercontinental Championship Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Kota Ibushi - Singles match for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship
>>25469 What the fuck am I reading?
>>25555 Wrestle Wrestle in cytu.be
>>881 this
I fucking love anonymous gossip sites about celebrities when the dots connect. The whole Hollywood business is a fucked up place. https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2020/01/blind-item-10_3.html >This huge YouTube star is being controlled by a married man who wanted to have sex with the star. He got her hooked on drugs to the point where she needs rehab or will die. She is dependent on him for drugs and he forces her to have sex with him for the drugs. His wife just found out in the past couple of days. His employer also discovered it within the past 48 hours. <tl;dr The youtuber is Lia Marie Johnson. The married man(?) is her manager(?) and a 60 something year old boomer. I don't know, I don't care enough to bother but it's still interesting. Video embed of the Instagram feed where the fuck is clearly fucked up on something and making out with this leathery old fuck. Starts at 12:50 and you can see the old fuck's face at 16:04. Boomers really do fail at technology. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmgcWbwIYQI Article : https://heavy.com/entertainment/2020/01/lia-marie-johnson-livestream-video/
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Just for shits and giggle in case it (((disappears))), the face of the dude is here to stay. Enjoy
>>14632 they should have heated floors for when accidents like this happen and they can make an omelette for easy clean up
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Happy Friday!
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I'm fucking dead inside /cow/tists
>>26670 Oh, you can’t help that. We’re all dead inside here. I’m dead inside. You’re dead inside. You must be, or you wouldn’t have come here.
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pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy wen day is dark alway rember happy day
a nyan in this thread so it becomes less like a gay bar.
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>>27818 >thread is gay >make it less gay >posts NyanTheMan M E G A F A G G O T
>>27845 Based Nyanjcaesar187 saves the thread from impending faggotry.
>>27845 Stop being a faggot that drinks negro semen for fun >>27871 You are also a faggot
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>>27889 Stop being a faggot that is jacking it to jcaesar187
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>>27891 you are still making fagporn you stupid negro
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Make sure to tune into Real Austim >cuckime Hours for Shimoneta
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>Alone on the day the sanic movie releases >Alone on Valentine's day without an autistic gf to being a nerd with >Alone on a Friday night GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC
>>880 Happy Friday Sanic Valentism day
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