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This is /strek/'s primary home until further notice Use this thread for meta discussion and submitting banners, spoilers, etc. Rules. 1. No hasperats 2. Talk mostly about Star Trek. Keep discussion of non Star Trek shows to an appropriate thread. 3. No Hasperats 4. Spoiler porn and gore. 5. No hasperats 6. There is no rule 6 7. No hasperats 8. Have fun!

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STD season 3

YAS, this is Starfleet. What a shit show. 5th showrunner and it's somehow worse than the other seasons.

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The Orville

Last I heard that Season 3 was coming to Hulu and that's about it. Really not sure what else I can say.

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General Star Trek Bullshittery 1

Use this thread for general Strekposting, off topic discussions, and anything that doesn't deserve it's own thread.

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kino

Check out Kino.Beer, it's a website with a bunch of streams and a chat box on the right. I stream star trek or other sci fi 24/7 and there are other kino streams as well. Leave suggestions in the chat box or whatever and i'll stream it

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Waifu Thread

Ezri the best!

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Moral conundrum thread

WWJLPD
What would Jean Luc Picard do?

In this thread we post and discuss moral conundrums that we can encounter while exploring the galaxy.

So you finally have the chance to rid the galaxy of one of it's worst scourges - the Borg. Fool proof concept: hack one guy that infects all the others. Boom - the Borg are no more. Just as you are about to pull the trigger the female doctor - who is only on the ship because her good-for-nothing-husband died under your command and you felt bad about it so you gave her a cushy job in hope she'll never get on your nerves again - starts moralfagging about how genocide is not cool while conveniently forgetting that the Borg did exactly that to tens of thousands of worlds and billions of people.
Was it right to cave in to her bitching and letting the most dangerous and destructive force in the galaxy off the hook or should you have manned up, wiped out the Borg and given that broad a good over the knee spanking til her cheeks glow as red as her dyed hair?

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Lower Decks

I guess the show that the hacks from Midnight's Edge and Doomcuck thought that it didn't exist... is still a thing and it's coming out on CBS All Access. It's Reddit & Morty but with the Starfleet logo.

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Infinity Cup poll

Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ ) We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u

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Babylon 5 Thread

Mr Morden really had our best interests at heart.

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Top 3 favorite episodes of TNG?

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If Star Trek is set in the future how come there is no anime in it?

Did the Federation ban anime because no one would ever leave the holodeck? Was there ever an episode on any show that showed animation of any kind?
Dumping some of the images from the last thread

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I finally get /strek/ and start pouring my heart and soul into it, and 8chan is kill. I didn't even know there was a /strek/ here. I didn't even know there was a here. I was just checking out smuglo.li and found /strek/. At least it's good to be /strek/posting again.

The glory of /strek/ can not be killed!

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Cardassian Appreciation Thread

Fellow citizens, I ask you a simple question. What makes Cardassia great? Is it perhaps our martial prowess? True our military proves itself second to none but it is not. Perhaps it is the well discipline Cardassian mind? No problem cannot be solved with such a mighty instrument but it is not that. Maybe it is our fine oratory skills? While I could listen to our most greatest speakers rouse the very fire within our Cardassian souls it is not our greatest gift. No fellow Cardassians, let me tell you what makes Cardassia great, duty. Duty to the State. No matter how petty or grievous our squabbles may be with one another, when great adversary is at our doors we all put aside our differences and show selfless devotion to the Cardassian State. In the history of Cardassia, not one citizen has ever truly betrayed the Cardassian State. It is our most beautiful attribute and that is what makes Cardassia great.

Long live Cardassia!

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/strek/ Movie Nights

Would any anons be interested in having a movie night where we get together and watch TOS, TNG, DS9, the movies or the animated series?

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Meta/Banner and /strek/ archival thread

My name is not important. This content is.
Essentially post here with any issues and stuff you are looking for/have retrieved.

I'm personally trying to
>Sort all my /strek/ webms
>Find a good link to Swoleverse
>Archive of other /strek/ related content

Any help would be appreciated.

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TREK YES

Trek is now officially promoting pedojoe for president. Just when you think our beloved franchise can't go further down the tubes.

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What happened to Wil Wheaton? Why did he become such a colossal faggot?

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Episode Guides

Anyone have an episode guide for Voyager? Guides for ENT and other series which have filler are welcome too.

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BOSS♂OF♂THE♂ALPHA♂QUADRANT

Here at the Cardassian Science Ministry we managed to uncover a part of old Earth history and decided to investigate by allowing several unsophisticated alien cultures to view it and observe their reaction. The results were varied dependant on what culture viewed this piece, here are some of the comments below: Humans >This is a reminder of our uncivilized past, it has no purpose in our enlightened Federation! Vulcans >A fascinating study on a clash of different philosophies and logic, this warrants further investigation! Ferengi >I don't get these hu-mans and their old culture but if the Vulcans want to pay top latinum for more who am I to argue? Romulans >Why did they not part ways in a spirit of mutual corporation before arranging for their opponent to die from “natural causes” in their sleep? One of the most profound impacts this piece was the appreciation it found within Klingon culture. When shown to the Klingons they admired it deeply, citing that it was a great depiction of a glorious struggle between two young warriors from great houses. It was not long before they started singing songs of this fight over the old human gym. Some Klingons even cite that it is as if humanity had depicted the struggle between Kahless and Morath itself and this piece was evidence of the Klingon warrior spirit finding new ways to reveal itself across the galaxy. Such is Klingon appreciation of this ancient human “art” that they are now leading further investigations themselves into retrieving any lost data and have commissioned a supposed great opera in both honor and to show it in it's fullest glory. While no other culture could ever hope to match the sophistication of Cardassian works, we at the Science Ministry will make it our duty to investigate further the disruptive influences of xeno history.

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Infinity Cup

Anons,

As that one anon that's been working on the Infinity Cup for all this time, I feel like the boards that were set to participate deserve a bit better than radio silence. For those that aren't caught up or need a quick rundown:
>The Infinity Cup is a virtual soccer(football[divegrass]) tournament, with its roots dating back to the earliest days of 8chan
>It takes place in Pro Evolution Soccer (PES), a virtual soccer franchise from Konami
>I took on the responsibility of organizing the 5th iteration of the Cup back at the beginning of this year
>Over months, I learned how to mod PES to put in each board's respective team and run simulated games between them
>Using pre-existing guides (many not in English) I also learned how to mod the game from an aesthetic and quality of life standpoint, including crowds, referees, stadiums, balls, and even rudimentary player models
>24 boards agreed to participate, and the Cup was scheduled to begin August 9th
>On August 4th/5th, we received word that 8chan was losing its host, the site went down relatively shortly after
>With no site and no functioning central hub, the Cup was postponed.
>I disappear for about a month
>I return in October
>We still don't have a site, but we do have a webring.
>You are here.
The whole point of this is to see if anyone still cares at this point. There was hype for the Cup. Yes, some boards cared much more than others but there 24 willing boards and we had the resources to run the Cup. I put in probably far more work on my own than any sane person should have, so I don't want this all to go to waste. That being said though, if we set a date, gather the required parties, and begin streaming the Cup and 6 people show up, I'd rather just not do it at all. I'm going around posting this on every participant board that's here on the webring and I'll try to get this up on 8kun somehow. In the meantime just post in here so I can get a sense of interest from you.

Wiki page for the Cup: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/2019_Summer_Infinity_Cup

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Ship Autism Thread

Continuation of the comfy ship threads.

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Nononononononononono

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The /strek/ Guide to Alien Species: The Irish

The Irish are one of the worst plagues on the Alpha Quadrant intent on spreading their troubles to every world they immigrate to.

While your average Irishman has never worked a hard days work in their life, they are happy to jump on a nickel what a nigger does for a dime what the white man used to get a quarter for. They will also spend the majority of their adult life completely intoxicated.

The Irish female will have approximately a litter of at least a dozen and name each child with a series of middle names named after each man she had slept with prior to her infant being born. In the case of a female child, she will name the child after each woman her husband had punched before the child was born. This evidently results in a naming convention that to say an Irish name in full requires several minutes of recital.

You often find the Irish populated around overcrowded slums trying to grow a field of starchy root vegetables that they seem to regard as holy. Irish are often segregated from general populations when possible in the hopes of keeping them enclosed zoos for entertainment purposes and from contaminating society.

In the event that an Irishman manages to break from typical Irish conventions he often finds himself relegated to a life of eternal suffering by choosing to crossbreed with an Asianus Scortillum.

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Nog's dead

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Webm Thread

I think I managed to salvage a good portion of what I had. I cannot post all of them due to file size limits so if there's anything anyone is looking for in particular I might be able to mirror it to an anonfile or catbox.

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Swoleverse Thread

Managed to recover links to swoleverse comics among other things.

Swole series

Mirror Broken - The Original
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Trek-The-Next-Generation-Mirror-Broken
https://comicpunch.net/star-trek-tng-mirror-broken

Through the Mirror - Where it started to get Soy
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Trek-The-Next-Generation-Through-the-Mirror
https://comicpunch.net/star-trek-the-next-generation-through-the-mirror

Terra Incognita - Where Cal Arts took over
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Trek-The-Next-Generation-Terra-Incognita
https://comicpunch.net/star-trek-the-next-generation-terra-incognita

Hopefully the Swole Voyager series coming out saves things.

Other comics worth mentioning

Alien spotlight - surprisingly good stuff to read along with decent OC potential
https://comicpunch.net/star-trek-alien-spotlight

Deviations - They turned Star Trek into Mad Max
https://comicpunch.net/star-trek-deviations

Q Conflict - So retarded it's funny
https://comicpunch.net/star-trek-the-q-conflict

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And if you thought the last Short Treks episode was bad...

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SMILEY

>"Smiley"

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Star Trek Viagra

So how bad is the Picard show going to be?

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Why did they do this?

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new STD season 3 and Picard trailers

CBS has released 2 new trailers for STD and Picard during the New York Comic Con.
It's bad.
STD: https://intl.startrek.com/videos/star-trek-discovery-season-three-trailer-nycc
Picard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FySrgrKJguE (US)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvKBeOKvblI (outside of the US)
Bonus: a teaser for the new Shortbus Treks
https://twitter.com/StarTrek/status/1180540846363402240

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Review-anons?

Did the two guys that were rewatching and reviewing TNG episodes make it on here? There was a super-autist who had an Excel spreadsheet for every episode in every series, and a guy doing reviews of TNG specifically who rated Outrageous Okana the best out of all the S1 episodes.

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stre/k/ thread

It was going somewhere till some retards forced the plug to get pulled. Anyone got the raifu charts saved?

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Meta-Thread

BO, think we can have flags again?