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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.


• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

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Archive everything.
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Here's two threads I have saved. Going to check the rest of my stuff, but that might take a bit.

>dark theme
Dolphin is for niggers, Konqueror was better. It doesn't even start with a K.
I'm trying Konqueror now, what exactly does it do that Dolphin doesn't besides be a web browser?

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Infinity Cup Stormtrooper 11/10/2019 (Sun) 02:40:36 No.385 [Reply]

As that one anon that's been working on the Infinity Cup for all this time, I feel like the boards that were set to participate deserve a bit better than radio silence. For those that aren't caught up or need a quick rundown:
>The Infinity Cup is a virtual soccer(football[divegrass]) tournament, with its roots dating back to the earliest days of 8chan
>It takes place in Pro Evolution Soccer (PES), a virtual soccer franchise from Konami
>I took on the responsibility of organizing the 5th iteration of the Cup back at the beginning of this year
>Over months, I learned how to mod PES to put in each board's respective team and run simulated games between them
>Using pre-existing guides (many not in English) I also learned how to mod the game from an aesthetic and quality of life standpoint, including crowds, referees, stadiums, balls, and even rudimentary player models
>24 boards agreed to participate, and the Cup was scheduled to begin August 9th
>On August 4th/5th, we received word that 8chan was losing its host, the site went down relatively shortly after
>With no site and no functioning central hub, the Cup was postponed.
>I disappear for about a month
>I return in October
>We still don't have a site, but we do have a webring.
>You are here.
The whole point of this is to see if anyone still cares at this point. There was hype for the Cup. Yes, some boards cared much more than others but there 24 willing boards and we had the resources to run the Cup. I put in probably far more work on my own than any sane person should have, so I don't want this all to go to waste. That being said though, if we set a date, gather the required parties, and begin streaming the Cup and 6 people show up, I'd rather just not do it at all. I'm going around posting this on every participant board that's here on the webring and I'll try to get this up on 8kun somehow. In the meantime just post in here so I can get a sense of interest from you.

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Day 3 Results

Full VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/514850574

Teams who finish third in their respective group will not be eliminated immediately, rather they'll be placed into a supergroup, and the best 4 from that group will be brought in to round out the Round of 16. For the rules on this, please consult the wiki: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/2019_Summer_Infinity_Cup#Knockout_Round

See you tomorrow, 12 Central, 1 Eastern for the final day of the Group Stage.
Friday December 6th - Final Day of the Group Stage
AIDS-free internet this time around, guaranteed. Schedule is as follows:

/ck/ vs /a/ - 12:00 CST, 1:00 EST
/ausneets/ vs /wooo/ - 12:30 CST, 1:30 EST
/kind/ vs /strek/ - 1:00 CST, 2:00 EST
/tv/ vs /u/ - 1:30 CST, 2:30 EST
/sw/ vs /bmn/ - 2:00 CST, 3:00 EST
/monster/ vs /ita/ - 2:30 CST, 3:30 EST
/v/ vs /test/ - 3:00 CST, 4:00 EST
/tg/ vs /animu/ - 3:30 CST, 4:30 EST
/gts/ vs /co/ - 4:00 CST, 5:00 EST

For the status of each group, please see: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/2019_Summer_Infinity_Cup#Group_Stage . We'll be going over permutations of each match before kickoff, so if you're trying to make sense of shit, I'll try and illuminate things. A reminder than some third place team will advance in order have a 16 team Knockout Round bracket, and those teams will be determined according to UEFA guidelines. Look forward to seeing you anons there for the Infinity Cup. https://cytu.be/r/8cup
15 minutes to kickoff
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Group Stage Complete
Full results and a preview of the Knockout Round Bracket available in pics related. Round of 16 goes tomorrow, schedule is as follows:
/christian/ vs. /ausneets/ - 12 CST, 1 EST 18:00 UTC
/b/ vs. /animu/ - 12:30 CST, 1:30 EST 18:30 UTC
/kind/ vs. /pone/ - 1 CST, 2 EST 19:00 UTC
/monster/ vs. /bmn/ - 1:30 CST, 2:30 EST 19:30 UTC
/a/ vs. /2hu/ - 2 CST, 3 EST 20:00 UTC
/co/ vs. /test/ - 2:30 CST, 3:30 EST 20:30 UTC
/u/ vs. /tg/ - 3 CST, 4 EST 21:00 UTC
/unna/ vs. /wooo/ - 3:30 CST, 4:30 EST 21:30 UTC

Same place as ever. See you tomorrow.
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Round of 16 Results
The final matches of the tournament will be played on Friday December the 13th. Stay tuned to your respective threads for the continued updates before the final day.

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I bid you dark greetings! How far down are you? Stormtrooper 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:36:06 No.601 [Reply]
Iceberg for Star Wars.
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>Implying you have read lightsider and escape from dagu by breaking into lucasfilm

By all means send the pdfs.
Somewhere between Knight & Master.
There's book series missing as well, or they're being listed under an umbrella I'm not recognizing. LOTF & FOTJ are the big ones. No Dark Nest either far as I can see.
Not like the list isn't supposed to be 'comprehensive' when the films are listed too.
Sword of the Jedi should be there as well, afaik there was a good bit of work done before Yidsney scrapped that series with the EU.
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Anything on this page that wasn't later adapted into a non-/sw/ work would likely qualify as well:
https: //starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Canceled_novels

Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply]
Post them webms
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Anyone have the star wars anime webm?
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Please tell me Oshii did more of this anon.
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He did make a few more. Don't have them in webm though

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The Mandalorian Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 17:55:10 No.554 [Reply]
Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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I think because of the garbage called the disney trilogy & the disney prequels the bar for what is considered "decent for disney" is very low. I have not seen mando but from what I can tell it seems to have the same sjw shit presented in a more tolerable way for the general public, I have no interest in seeing a fat body positivist,sassy, brown, wahmyn humiliate men or see that every white man character is either an incompetent idiot or evil.
Remember also there is an election coming up so I would fully expect the show to inevitably degrade itself further by getting even more political.
They should have had the balls to just say it Tatooine in that case, there are way too many desert planets already.
> wahmyn
Must be stronker than superman or racism,fat shaming,sexist,etc.
>in a contest of strength women are always inferior the only way stronk wahmen can win is if they abuse sickly and or elderly men
They can and have won through straight underestimation & smahts. But it entirely relies on the man being a total oblivious dumbass. So it isn't COMPLETELY outside the realm of believability now & then, but needs to be balanced by also showing when they go for that ebin stronk womerns shit & get their shit pushed in, humiliatingly.
But of course they "can't" show that now.
>the bar for what is considered "decent for disney" is very low
This. Mando is, at its best, competent. Which is such a huge improvement it seems miraculous.
Because filming in a desert is the easiest and most cost effective setting. It's not a jungle, or a mountain, or a big urban looking set. It's just rock and sand with some props.
Also Episode 5 came out.
>can close her mouth
>eyes aren't constantly trying to escape her head
>is a QT
Even if it was only for the reason of muh dick she would have made the nutrilogy better.

Photomorph Thread: The Revengeance Stormtrooper 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:58:42 No.595 [Reply]
Same as on 8chan. Post dank memes and we'll edit them into Star Wars shit.
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>Same as on 8chan. Post dank memes and we'll edit them into Star Wars shit.

I shall be first customer.

Was thinking of either Clone Troopers posing with a capture Separatist symbol or Storm troopers posing with a captured symbol of the Rebellion.
Doesn't seem very meme-worthy tbh.
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es ist perfekt. Thanks.

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Star Wars memes & images Stormtrooper 10/19/2019 (Sat) 18:13:01 No.152 [Reply]
What the title says. Post any and all SW memes and images you have in this thread.
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I've had some good Sith in my time.
I love some good orba-orbalisks on my armor...that is hot stuff. You can get those at-at a number of different temples.
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Does anyone have that screenshot from a comic about a squad of stormtroopers (or clone?) ready to beat the fuck out of someone in POV? I thought I saved it but I can't find it anywhere.

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No. 22 [Reply]
Post your best lewds.
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It's not a disability if they never had eyes to begin with.
>I'm not into disabled women anon.
>wants to fuck a retarded albino
Is it wrong to want to fuck her eyesockets?
Yes, very.
Not in the Outer Rim!

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Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 06:57:37 No. 561 [Reply]
Finally! Now it feels like home again! Nice and comfy.

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Just a dump Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 01:16:14 No. 523 [Reply]
I think I might actually be missing quite a few of these if anyone has the rest.
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Always loved these as a kid. Just seeing the electronics and guts of how things works gets you more immersed in the setting.

That N1 Cross-section is a work of art.
Nowadays you wouldn't get this shit because kids are too easily distracted with short attention spans. Everything must be delivered in shitty video form by a whiny voiced soyboy or they won't care.
I wish there were detailed diagrams like these that only point out the armaments of each ship, where they're located, and how many there are.
That seems to vary based on which source you use.

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