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Stormtrooper 01/02/2020 (Thu) 00:09:46 No.1523
So since we are obviously the TOXIC fandom, here is an example of the new beautiful nu-fandom disney wanted, and got. I suggest that this thread may be a dump for all this kind of bullshit, just to have a laugh at the shitshow, since it's all we can mostly get out of what is officially called Star Wars now.
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>>1523 Good. These are the kind of fans disney and Kennedy wanted so I hope they enjoy their company. Can't wait to see Disney's version of Star Wars cannibalize itself.
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>>1524 This along with the new movie having a box office dip of 71% is pretty good news. Go woke Go broke
I hope Kathleen Kennedy is Spirit Cooked by the Podestas
>>1523 >>1524 I've seen this shit already. Still fucking hilarious.
>>1523 Are these the "reylo" Twilight tier fanatics that Nu disney were courting when the chicoms did not warm up to disney pandering? The types that are unhinged and unironically wants Adam Driver and Daisy Ridley to get married in real life, to fulfill the prophecy of their catlady headcanons? That is some Goofy ass shit AHHYUUUKS!
>>1535 Boyega is literally trolling them all the time on his twitter right now. Each side is funny since you have the crazy reylos AND salty negro cuz he didn't get the white girl.
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>>1540 >even one of the lead actors is mocking it Did John Boyega deserve better?
Can you imagine being so invested in fiction that the treatment of a character upsets you so fundamentally you are unable to sleep. No, not because of a movie’s dive into the disturbing but because a character dies in what I can only imagine is a run of the mill way. I love Star Wars but I know it’s just entertainment and fiction. What did we do to deserve such a dystopia where people have more emotion and deeper connections to movie characters than their own people or even families?
>>1541 No, he’s just mad he only got to hold that wyte bitches hand, in farce awakens, and the fans didn’t support him blacking Rey Mixer like originally planed.
>>1549 >where people have more emotion and deeper connections to movie characters than their own people or even families? I kinda doubt that's the case with the crazy reylos tbh, by that I mean a lot of their connection to fictional characters seems closer to fucked up projections.
>>1549 >in what I can only imagine is a run of the mill way He dies using the Force to trade his own life force to resurrect Rey, who had died to kill Sheev. She wakes up, they kiss, and then he disappears. Earlier in the movie, while he was dueling Rey, Leia decided to just drop dead, and when he felt her death it distracted him so Rey used the opportunity to gut him. But she felt bad about it so she used the Force to save him, meaning that in the end Kylo pretty much died because he wasn't Rey.
>mfw John BOYYYega btfos Reylo fans about 'laying the pipe' on Rey
>>1551 >Rey Mixer Holy fuck I forgot that was Mary Sue's full name.
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I don't like either sides and watching them at each other's htroats is entertaining. About time nu-wars crashed with no survivors.
>>1625 Got to admit Booooooooyega getting so far under their skin is pretty entertaining.
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>>1625 I don't care his reasons, this is gold.
This is some top-tier bantz from Boyega, ngl.
>>1625 Egyptian uprising soon.
>>1523 reposting this here since it fits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df1xHolUT-s
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>>1524 How are these people even alive they act worse then infants
>>1659 He looks like a budget Crix Madine >>1660 Pathological altruism is the only thing I can think of. These people are the Last Men that Nietzsche spoke of; they're the logical conclusion of life without struggle.
>>1524 >sorry to everyone who is affected by this >especially abuse survivors, women, and people of color Why are women, niggers, and battered wives "sorrier" about this shitty movie? I don't follow.
>>1659 >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER EVER Literally everyone hated Gross Taco and the ones that pretend they didn't only do because she's a fat, ugly, non-white woman. If it was literally the same character played by a white women that didn't looks like a leaking trash bag they'd have hated her.
>>1659 I feel awful for the actress who played Rose. Imagine being told you’re going to be a main character in a Star Wars movie only to get shunned out of the theater and canon.
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>>1670 Yes it is awful, imagine being cast into a film specifically fulfill an anti-male/anti-white "diversity™" quota and then being paid millions of dollars just for showing up on set. I wonder how many pounds of dog meat this easy gig brought her...
>>1672 I don't think she's Chinese so not sure if that bit would work. I think she's Vietnamese.
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>>1673 Vietnamese also eat dogs, this is a well known fact I refuse to believe you are ignorant about this, in fact the first pic is of Vietnam. The gif is not mine I just thought it was funny.. "ching chong wing tong" cracks me up every time.
>>1674 this kills the white girl
>>1674 >doggos getting dognapped so that the vietcong can kill and eat them horrifying
>>1523 >>1524 1) I love how fragile they are 2) I love that the therapists telling them its okay to be trigger are all women 3) lol, happy feelings, thanks for sharing their anguish
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>>1683 Well of course they are " fragile", women are hysterical by nature more so now that emotional maturity is no longer something that is required of them by society in fact the opposite. The powers that be regularly play with the emotions of women to push their unpopular propaganda or to sell something star wars is no different but in this case their own hysterical creation turned against them due to disney's lack of narrative organization & targeting conflicting demographics especially in the wake of TLJ which even managed to piss off the consumerists (normies). Incidentally there is a rumor disney will release a longer cut of Rise of Skywalker later this month ( in theaters) this comes after dicknose (abrams) has put it out there that he was a poor victim because disney cut his movie to ribbons and the totally organic hastag, articles, & actor(s) demanding a "release of the abrams cut". If this rumor is true even in part it would prove that Rise of Skywalker has hurt disney very badly enough that they are pulling a "Cats" and releasing movie "patches".
>>1625 I think Finn is a perfect example of just how racist self proclaimed "progressives" are. Lando and Mace are actual characters. They may not be leads but they have roles in the story and behave like actual humans. Finn is just there to ne niggerman. He does those droll blacky things that hipsters love to see, like getting excited, yelling "wooh!" and having a comedy moment with a dumb expression on his face and his main reason for being there is that people can pat their own backs for how inclusive they are.
>>1707 Finn is such a wimpy character across the ST that I think people would call him comic relief if he were a droid or a white man. Since he's a nigger, though, they have to pretend he's this super serious and important character who does nothing of real consequence after TFA (and is outright prevented from doing so in TLJ).
>>1710 Out of all the characters in TFA he had perhaps the biggest room for character development. The idea of a man raised from birth to be a stormtrooper with years of brainwashing and indoctrination abandoning the very organisation that raised him and is the closest thing to a family, all while discovering his own place in the galaxy could've been so good. We could've finally seen Star Wars through the eyes of an average joe, which the previous 6 don't show.
>>1716 Just repeating what the entire internet already said: They could have at least tried to make him a character who's conflicted between fighting against his former comrades doing what he thinks is right. Instead they made him an insane chucklefuck that goes "wooohooooo!" while shooting the people he grew up with.
>>1674 Why? Dogs are carnivores, carnivore meat usually tastes pretty bad, hence why we pretty much exclusively eat herbivore meat. I’ve talked to a few hunters who’ve had bear meat and they all say it’s okay, but better the more fruits it ate. Why would you want to eat dog? I can’t imagine dog food makes the meat taste any better, even corn fed cattle tastes like shit compared to grass fed, and I’m sure that tastes better than any carnivore meat.
>>1717 They even retconned him to be a janitor too

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