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Weekly Film Club: The Science of Sleep Anonymous 01/15/2020 (Wed) 02:03:43 No.63767 [Reply] [Last]
>Soon after the death of his father, a distraught young man (Gael García Bernal) begins a job as a graphic designer, but has little chance to create. His intense dreams begin to overtake his waking life and he becomes increasingly caught up in flights of fancy. His hyperactive imagination then begins to interfere with his courtship of a pretty neighbor (Charlotte Gainsbourg). NEXT WEEKS THEME: Winner of /tv/ award for best film obviously no nominees this week
I'm Zach and I'm the only person on /tv/ who watched this years and years ago. You all have shit taste
Pop Tragedy. The oddly bright imagination of Michel Gondry. Michel Gondry is always trying to make his own pop song, yet film is his medium of choice. That explains the strangeness of Gondry’s sprightly yet sad new movie, The Science of Sleep. It expresses a screwed-up young man’s romantic passion. Stephane (Gael Garcia Bernal) wants to escape the influence of his mother (played by ’70s French nonconformist icon Miou-Miou), find his own place in the world by relocating from South America to Paris and fall in love (with Stephanie, played by Charlotte Gainsbourg). His failure should turn the film into a tragedy because Stephane folds up inside his own ego. But The Science of Sleep is a pop tragedy; it makes innermost human foible ebullient. Recalling “La Lettre,” the quirky, melancholy short about unrequited love available on Gondry’s Director’s Label DVD, The Science of Sleep articulates common young adult emotional dilemmas (the same troubles muttered and palsied in Andrew Bujalski’s Mutual Appreciation). For Gondry the impulse is so intense that Stephane feels isolated, even though everyone around him (including his oddball colleagues toiling in the basement of a bank) knows some version of the same plaint. Despite this dark realization, The Science of Sleep is fingerpaint- and construction paper-bright. It has a pop song’s adolescent, pre-verbal, amorous drive. Stephane’s subconscious reflects the modern condition of lonely, fragmented spiritual lives. Gondry presents it as a media-saturated nerdscape like Wayne’s World—or, more seriously, Rupert Pupkin’s maladjusted life in The King of Comedy. Stephane imagines broadcasting from his own TV studio—not for fame; rather, his fears loom in paranoid, closed-circuit transmissions. These visions are as scary as they are sweet—poignantly homespun, pervy yet common. He simply wants a girl to share his imagination. Stephane geekily describes love as “parallel synchronized randomness” and Gondry visualizes this cute/crazy theory as playhouse hallucinations. They give comic texture to Stephane’s tormented daily life. (Interestingly, Gondry intuits Stephane’s dislocation as a culture-wide problem: when Stephane dumps a TV set in a river, the infernal thing floats—a disturbing, ineradicable image.) With childlike innocence, Gondry shows that Stephane needs to use his imagination in order to communicate and love. This goes beyond the boho solipsism in Andrew Bujalski films. Gondry reconnects moviegoers to the anxiety of socializing—the reasons we pine for a love of our own. I can’t think of another film that made the pain of relationships such a vivid daytime nightmare. Patient viewers will take Gondry’s movie to heart and keep it there, because its truth, though shamefaced, is revelatory. Although lead actor Bernal is appropriately boyish, he’s a charmless fellow, carrying the stench of his preceding bad movies. But there is genuine charm in how Gondry presents Stephane’s neuroses. Gondry’s methods boast the fingerprint authenticity of personal fantasy through objects made with wood, cardboard and felt (recalling the puppet show in Being John Malkovich). One of Gondry’s finest images is an animated patchwork blanket that depicts Stephane and Stephanie’s tryst via cartoon figures moving among the squares. It’s handmade cinema “magic” worthy of the French avant garde and more imaginative than the anime in A Scanner Darkly. It proves conceptual filmmaker Matthew Barney was right to insist on pure art filmmaking in his own work, but Gondry still has the common touch. (Stephane is obsessed with the equally dexterous Stephanie: “I love her cuz she makes things. It’s as if her synapses were directly connected to her fingers.”) These days, given the (ironic) dumbing-down of technologically advanced digital-cinema, few films can equal Gondry’s homespun craft. Gondry is a legitimate heir of both garage rock and the French avant-garde. But that 1920s movement is not so remote from contemporary awareness as the lack of arts education in contemporary schools would lead you to think. Gondry’s music videos and films show his ease with the cut-and-past, DIY ingenuity of kindergarten, art school, primitive art, bohemia and PeeWee’s Playhouse. He’s what Tim Burton would be if Burton had never bonded with monster movies or gone Hollywood. The Science of Sleep has a comparatively unfettered flow and surrealistic warp that Eternal Sunshine only suggested. It’s full of confessional paradoxes like a great pop song, with The Rolling Stones bragging “I only get my rocks off while I’m sleeping” and Scritti Politti confessing, “No one understands me like you.” Gondry has made a startling film about a love-sick isolate whose desires are locked in his own head.

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Welcome to /tv/ Gahoole ##kme2Vw 10/23/2019 (Wed) 23:57:41 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
This is the bunker board for /tv/ in case either vch.moe/tv/ or the upcoming 8kun gets shut down for any variety of reasons.

Rules are located here https://julay.world/tv/rules.html zach can fuck off

If you have any questions email to: gahoole2@airmail.cc or just post in this thread

https://vch.moe/tv/index.html is BACK
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Is 8coon fucked for anyone else? Takes forever to load and won’t let me post at all.
>>63416 >unironically using 8kun
>>63416 >rare flag Is this an Austmann I'm seeing?
>>63426 Aye! Hope you are having a splendid white Yule down in Daneriket, Nic.
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>>63431 The same for you my friend, and a happy new year as well. Valhalla rises.

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GUESS WHOS BACK- BACK AGAIN - RIANS BACK, TELL A FRIEND Anonymous 01/19/2020 (Sun) 07:41:42 No.63933 [Reply] [Last]
>Disney/Lucasfilm open casting call for the upcoming 'Star Wars Untitled Trilogy: Episode I' >Walt Disney Pictures / Lucasfilm is now looking for new unknown actors to play the lead roles in the upcoming "Untitled Star Wars Trilogy: Episode I". Talented individuals from any area are being invited to perform video auditions for a number of roles, both males and females of any ethnicity. This new Star Wars trilogy is being created by Rian Johnson, who wrote and directed "Star Wars: Episode VIII The Last Jedi". Johnson is writer and director for this first film of the new Star Wars trilogy, with Ram Bergman serving as producer. Kevin Feige will serve as executive producer. This new trilogy will separate from the Skywalker saga and will explore new characters from an unexplored area of Star Wars lore. >This new Star wars trilogy is being created by Rian Johnson >Johnson is writer and director for this first film of the new Star wars trilogy, with Ram Bergman serving as producer. Kevin Feige will serve as executive producer
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>>63934 >can't go one post without being totally rent free about one of the only good franchises that triggers the incels on cuckchan and uses the dullest pasta meme in the history of pasta Can't make it up!
>>63933 Nice fake news. In the meantime, Rise of Soywaker didn't make a billion. When are you leaving /tv/, hapa?
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>>63941 >Rise of Soywalker didn't make a billion
>>63942 >couldn't make 500m domestically >took the whole world to hit a 500m mark It's fucking dead.
>>63942 Your bet was 1.45 billion

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Anonymous 11/04/2019 (Mon) 17:01:38 No.52 [Reply] [Last]
I used to be a stonefag but I realized it was stupid to shill a woman with faults like everybody else. I hereby declare myself mentally celibate. The age of waifus is over.
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I know most of you are just shitposting but I'm going to be honest. I was never a lurker of >>>/tv/ until it came to Julay. In the last few months I've seen this woman more times than I can remember. I do not understand what anyone sees in her. She has no body, her face is horrible, she doesn't even crack a 4 on the scale. She's that odd body type that doesn't appeal to thiccfags or lolifags. Her face looks like her mother was slamming vodka for the 7 months she was in the womb. I say 7 because there is no way she was carried to 9. On top of all that she has no acting ability at all. Even as a child actor she had horrible range. I enjoy zoning out to the odd movie or TV show but I'm the type of person that couldn't tell you an actors name if my life depended on it. I'm the same way with music where I don't even know the names of the bands that play my favorite songs. I just never cared to keep up with that type of bullshit. But now I'll never forget the name of this woman and I'll feel disgust every time I see her in something. Thankfully, she doesn't get many roles so that probably won't be much of a problem for me. She's only in the movies because pedophiles fucked her isn't she? Just posting for the local sperg that keeps shilling for her.
>>63944 she's a perfectly normal girl in a industry of freaks, I think that's the main appeal
>>63944 Imagine actually writing all of this and thinking it's a quality shitpost.
>>63939 Says the one who wants Humble Harv's sloppy seconds
>>63944 >Emma Stone >child actor you got the wrong thread, leaf. You're thinking of Flopson.

Anonymous 01/17/2020 (Fri) 05:30:54 No.63917 [Reply] [Last]
So these were the best films of 2019: >The Lighthouse >Little Women >Once Upon a Time in Hollywood >1917 >Uncut Gems These were decent: >Us >Godzilla: King of Monsters >Knives Out >Alita Battle Angel These were overrated shit: >Joker >Jojo Rabbit >Doctor Sleep

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>>63925 Oh no how could you ever have such a hot imageboard take like that? Oh wait it's the same NPC incel take!
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>>63927 >you're self conscious about your position >t. cope poster extraordinaire >liking or disliking a major motion picture is elitist COPE POSTING INTENSIFIES
>>63928 >Jokerfag Back to cuckchan or reddit
>>63930 Just pull a Shuaiby already køter.
>>63930 >y-you're cuckchan/reddit COPE POSTING OVERDRIVE

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October 14th, 2019 Anonymous 10/14/2019 (Mon) 11:50:02 No.35023 [Reply] [Last]
Today marks Lillian Gish's 126th birthday! Say something nice about the greatest actress who ever lived!
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I bought a book at a used bookstore and thought of you guys, I really wish it had way more Fish but she wrote the introduction and there is one photo of her. I might scan it depending on the quality of this photo, also I've got more stars if anyone wants it's all from the 20s
>>61859
Yeah post screen queens and any interviews if you don't mind
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Here's a list I'll bump the thread as time goes on though, I'll stick to qts and nice shots. I'm sorry the are flipped wrongly
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>>61859 Good work anon, thanks for sharing. I wonder what Lillian Gish's career would have been like had she remained with Griffith through the remainder of the silent era, but I know she was getting a little upset with being typecast as a virgin damsel in distress When I opened this thread the Griffith banner greeted me at the top of the page. #blessed >>61947 >#6, Richard Barthlemess in Tol'able David Do you have pictures of that? He was a beautiful man and the silent Tol'able David is one of my favorites
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Is this the earliest known photo taken of Lillian and Dorothy Gish? This was taken around 1903 so Lillian would have been at least 10 and Dorothy would have been 4 or 5

Anonymous 10/27/2019 (Sun) 04:52:18 No.25 [Reply] [Last]
Where were you when dup was
BTFO
is this lol

Which /tv/ is the real /tv/ Anonymous 01/16/2020 (Thu) 03:30:44 No.63819 [Reply] [Last]
Vch, 8kun, Julay. Which one is the real one?
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>>63833 >don't talk about films It's difficult to discuss film when retards sperg there opinions everywhere like a stimming mantra
Whichever one btfos dup the most.
>>63900 So btfo the hapadup then
All of those /tv/ boards are deserted, even the vch kike bunker has no more than 2 pph, where the hell is everybody?
>>63920 raidcall

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The /tv/ Awards 2019 Gahoole 01/03/2020 (Fri) 05:47:05 No.63548 [Reply] [Last]
THIS JANUARY THE 16th at 7PM CENTRAL TIME, LIVE IN COLOR THE /tv/ MANAGEMENT PROUDLY PRESENTS THE /tv/ AWARDS 2019 Featuring awards for both the best of the year AND the best of the decade! With some exception, The Decade Award Nominees were determined by selecting the Best Piece of media for each year of the 2010s, as such the winners of last year’s /tv/ awards are in by default Voting is Simple, either reply to this post with your voting ballot, or email it to gahoole2@airmail.cc Voting opens tonight and closes on January the 15th at Midnight. BALLOT RULES >You can submit ONE ballot, if someone has the exact same ballot as you in the thread make a mention of it so I won't count it as spam. Or don't in classic /tv/ tradition, he who is cunning prevails >Ballot can contain a vote on as many, or as few of the awards as you want >Only valid Nominees will count in your vote (i.e. from the list here or from the film club list for that award) >The exception to the above rule will be Best and Worst Waifu, all contenders are available for selection here and the winner will be 2020 /tv/ Queen Without Further ado, here are the awards and nominees

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KINO OF THE YEAR >The Lighthouse KINO OF THE DECADE >Prisoners (2013) WORST FILM >Cats SHITPOST OF THE DECADE >JUST BEST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >>cuckime WORST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >DiaperPosting

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>>63836 Sorry cutoff for ballots was midnight yesterday
>>63877 hapadup and flopson btfo
>>63914 >Kojima and Drive Based /tv/ supporting true kino

Anonymous 01/15/2020 (Wed) 21:13:47 No.63773 [Reply] [Last]
Really makes you think
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>>63905 >you're stalking if you post shitposts like everyone else does every single time gahoole makes an attention whore video Hmmmmm >>63906 Now this is stalking >>63904 >repeats himself verbatim You mean you incels that get mad at someone actually having a retort to your low energy and effort hate memes against Watson? Really makes you think that you're so hypocritical to get mad at the person who calls out your autistic shitfits and Rent Free status
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Zach wouldn't have to repeat things that are the truth if /tv/ wasn't assblasted about Emma Watson constantly
Why does hapadup samefag so hard when everyone spots him immediately every time? Why does hapadup post gay pornography and obsess over a balding virgin?
So Snoke really was just Sheeev? And then they got Sheeeev out of ice.
>>63912 Zach answer the questions please, nobody falls for this shit at all.

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