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Rian Flopson's recent flick is a flop Anonymous 11/29/2019 (Fri) 18:22:57 No.60822 [Reply] [Last]
>First kicked out to direct low budget trash after killing Star Wars
>Now will forever be blacklisted as a flopmaker
How will Zachary Keith Hapabrouck ever recover?
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>>62960 Holy cope
yikes
>>63056 yikes
>170 million is a lot of money to me, so it must be a hit
>>60822 I've been asking people what they thought about this flick IRL, and only one person I know has even heard of it, let alone watched it or liked it. I think it's safe to call it a flop. Nobody will be talking about Knives Out in 20 years, or even in 1 year, because the sad fact of the matter is that nobody is talking about it even as it's still out in theaters.

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Anonymous 12/19/2019 (Thu) 02:16:57 No.62442 [Reply] [Last]
Kinos about autotune abuse?
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>>63103 Harry Potter is a stale cuckchan meme.
>>63105 >Hating on Harry Potter is the stale cuckchan meme >The dullest pasta in the history of movie pasta is the statle cuckchan meme FTFY
>>63106 Wow, what a stale cuckchan meme.
>>63107 Yes exactly the shit you say is so stale that you couldn't be less original
>>63108 Wow, more stale cuckchan memes.

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Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 07:11:38 No.63066 [Reply] [Last]
What did he mean by this?
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>>63072 Seething
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>>63072 It's just the board hapa using VPNs because I have revealed my presence and he's terrified that I'm going to do something with it, after exposing him so many times. He hates being American, probably because this glorious country fighting a war in the Philippines made him a mutt. But that's his grandpa's fault, not America's.
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Did people forget how to use MS paint? Are we really getting this lazy?
>>63082 >Zach hates america because he hates trash American actresses like Stone Try again incel >>63090 >calls others lazy >has the most lazy, bland ranking >Rogue One ahead of Episodes 1 and 2 Yikes
>S tier 2,3 >A tier 6 >B tier 1,5 >C tier 4 >D tier 7,8,9,Solo, Rogue one Prove me wrong

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Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 15:10:17 No.63092 [Reply] [Last]
OH NO NO NO
oh no no no no no

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CollegeHumor before 2012 Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 09:24:47 No.63077 [Reply] [Last]
>inb4 redditor well this whole board is for shitposting, so what the hell. I feel that one of the best videos on CH is Hardly Working. The amateur style videos nail the comedy. Compare that to something on today, where the jews have taken by full force. No seriously, if you see CH now, it's just Netflix humor along with the jew approved comedy bs. Although I will admit that the old CH people like Dan and Sarah had jews in them. Or maybe I'm just being too nostalgic and think that all old shit was better.
You're not wrong, they used to have somewhat of an edge back in the day. They even made 9/11 jokes. Nowadays that's unfathomable.
>>63081 typical

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how DARE you Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 07:06:06 No.63063 [Reply] [Last]
how DARE you

Weekly Film Club: Mirror (1975) Anonymous 12/19/2019 (Thu) 05:59:29 No.62453 [Reply] [Last]
>Using a nonlinear structure interlaced with dreams and flashbacks, director Andrei Tarkovsky creates a stream-of-consciousness meditation on war, memory and time that draws heavily on events from his own life. Tarkovsky's film alter ego is Alexei (Ignat Daniltsev), a dying man in his 40s whose commonplace interactions with his wife (Margarita Terekhova) and children summon up a host of memories, ranging from his parents' divorce to his time on the battlefields of World War II.

Next Weeks Theme: Christmas Movie
NO STREAM THIS SUNDAY, MAKEUP STREAM ON 12/29 TO FEATURE MANY OF THE FILMS NOMINATED BUT NOT CHOSEN THIS WEEK
No stream for the christmas movie either, but I will have it chosen by the 22nd so you can watch it before christmas. Merry Christmas everyone and thanks for sticking with film club for almost a whole year!
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yeah yeah calm down nerf you got your movie
>Next Weeks Theme: Christmas Movie
The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)

I'm surprised Yakuza hasn't nominated Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence yet
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>>62453
>Next Weeks Theme: Christmas Movie
Ridley Scott's Prometheus (2012)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1446714/
>>62457 kek It wasn't even my nomination, I nominated Leviafan. I'm just a huge fan of Zerkalo.
The Mirror is unironically pure dogshit. Tarkovsky is a hack.

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Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 04:31:10 No.63034 [Reply] [Last]
Why did no one tell me Zach was based?
zach has gotten fat since then
We tried to tell you, he was always based.
>>63042 go to bed, Zach. its almost 1 in the morning
I want to see Zach force Gahoole and other fatheads lose weight tbh.

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Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 19:06:13 No.62890 [Reply] [Last]
>tfw ywn be her bad romance
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>>62921 >d-do i fit in yet? kys hapadup
>watching (((musicals)))
>>62976 Cope
>>62890 thank god
those milkers arent enough to want her gefilte to be stuffed

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Anonymous 12/20/2019 (Fri) 02:31:00 No.62502 [Reply] [Last]
Does she have more testosterone in her body than Gahoole?
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>>62761 >proves he is anti-science and starts crying about DAAAAA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOS priceless
t. btfo hapadup
>>62925 >How long would she take to get knocked up by Gahoole? FTFY
>>62986 Gahoole cry from handjob
fuck, she's so hot she makes the model look like a tr*nny.

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