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Zach was right...again Anonymous 11/30/2019 (Sat) 11:58:07 No.61068 [Reply] [Last]
Say it with me now

DUP TV BTFO
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>murder victim is a rich old whodunit author (like whoah it's so meta)
>actually, the whole movie is full of stupid little meta details: imagery of knives everywhere, the questioning room has a big wheel of knives in it so it looks like the suspects are surrounded by knives, references to Clue, etc etc
>main character is his spic nurse (they make sure you know that her mother is an illegal)
>suspects are his family
>detective is Daniel Craig, putting on a horiffically fake southern US accent
>first 30 minutes or so are setting up some potential suspects, detective questioning some family members who had conflicts with the victim
>son who was getting fired, daughter in law who was losing her allowance, bad boy grandson who was constantly fighting with the old man
>finally detective gets to intetviewing the spic nurse
>turns out she has a condition where she LITERALLY FUCKING THROWS UP IF SHE LIES
>detective uses her to effortlessly confirm a few suspicions he has
>this is the only point at which her condition presents any real discomfort for her; for the rest of the movie she'll be able to suppress the vomit long enough to convincingly lie
>now we get to where Rian Johnson subverts your expectations
>about 30 minutes into the movie
>the whole fucking mystery is revealed
>via A FUCKING FLASHBACK
>turns out the spic nurse liked to do morphine with the old man
>so she accidentally gave him a lethal overdose of morphine
>and he killed himself with a knife to cover for her
>all of the exposition was completely meaningless
>mystery over, the spic nurse killed the old man with incompetence
>too bad there's over an hour left of this shitfest
>cut to another flashback where the family is arguing over DRUMPF and inadverdantly making the spic nurse feel bad about her illegal mother
>by the way, dup and duptardery are recurring themes in this movie
>the victim has a dupzoomer grandson, whose sole purpose is to be shat on by his family for being a NAZI and to be the butt of a masturbation joke
>the words "alt-right troll" are actually spoken to describe him
>the bad boy grandson lets you know he's the bad guy by calling his cousin an SJW
>etc etc
>anyway, the dup flashback doesn't fit anywhere into the narrative, it's just there because dup btfo
>now the movie is about the spic nurse trying to avoid the consequences of her gross incompetence
>time for the victim's will to be read
>the bad boy grandson shows up in person now, Chris Evans trying his hardest to be as unconvincing as possible
>whole family just starts shitting on him, so he starts acting all smug and telling them to eat shit
>also, this is where he calls his cousin an SJW, which causes the dupzoomer to smirk
>the dupzoomer is bullied into revealing that he overheard the bad boy and the old man arguing over the will, though this pretty much only happens so they can make fun of the dupzoomer for masturbating in the bathroom
>finally the will is read
>turns out the old man left absolutely everything to just one person
>gee, it wouldn't happen to be the spic nurse, would it?
>it's the spic nurse
>entire family starts screaming at her, dupzoomer calls her an anchor baby
>bad boy suddenly wants to start helping her
>>61177
>for some unexplained reason the spic nurse implicitly trusts the bad boy and confesses the whole story to him
>third act is a blackmail plot
>only just now, weeks after the death, did anyone think to look at the old man's toxicology report
>mysterious blackmailer is threatening spic nurse with it
>bad boy still helping her for some reason
>gee, Slaphead Johnson wouldn't go the super obvious route and have bad boy be the blackmailer, would he?
>yes he would
>not only that, but at the very last second the detective deduces out of nowhere that the bad boy secretly orchstrated the spic nurse's incompetence with morphine
>so it was ACKSHUALLY the bad boy's fault all along!
>bad boy realizes that the jig is up, takes a knife from the knife wheel and stabs the spic nurse in the heart with it
>it's almost a really intense and intimate scene
>too bad this is a Rian Johnson movie, so actual emotional intensity isn't allowed
>the knife he grabbed was one of those fake spring-loaded knives, so the spic nurse is fine
>bad boy is dragged off to prison
>spic nurse, having successfully dodged the consequences of manslaughter, heads out to the balcony to stare haughtily at the old man's family while sipping from his coffee cup
>Johnson never bothers to explain why bad boy can't just blab about old man's suicide motive and thereby fuck her out of the fortune
>whiteys btfo, the end

It's shit.
>moderately sized hapacock
Okay Mr. Charlie'a Angels and Terminator Dark Fate.
>>61180
>can't compare anything to anything other than shit tier movies made post 2018
JUST FUCK YOUR ARGUMENT UP ZOOMER
DUPTV BTFO

I'm Zach Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 20:45:02 No.6 [Reply] [Last]
Say hey to me in this thread
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Zacharia is best tranny :^)
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>>6
sage
>>45
bump
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Hey Zach

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KNIVES OUT HITS 124 MILLION INTERNATIONALLY Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 19:27:01 No.61429 [Reply] [Last]
I just want to hear five words from you and those are, Zach you know I really think you're an intelligent person who is actually always right unlike the shit tasting incels on this board, also Watson is a goddess, you are the patron Saint of /tv/ and a good looking lad.
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>Charlie's Angels will ne a success.
HAPA STILL SPUTTERING UTTERLY BTFO
>>61449
>denying reality
>it's a flop dude from it's numbers before it's opening weekend
>now at 125 million
Cope more


>>61457
I knew Charlies Angels was going to bomb, try again.
>>61439
but you're the one who's been reeeeeing
>>61460
>I'm changing history
Remember hapakike, if Rise of Skywalker does under 1.3 billion you have to go away forever. You are a fucking coward for picking that low of a number though.
>>61469
>1.3
Wasn't it 1.8? At this rate he'll claim he'll only leave if it makes under 100 million

Ubuntu Linux strangely promotes Brony culture on Twitter Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 03:41:04 No.61407 [Reply] [Last]
By Brian Fagioli

I am not one to judge people. However, the whole "Brony" thing does bewilder me. If you aren't familiar, "Bronies," as they are called, are adult males that enjoy watching the TV show My Little Pony -- a cartoon designed for children. They even play with pony action figures and attend conventions where they dress up like ponies. Sadly, some of these Brony people even sexualize the cartoon ponies. It's a really disturbing community.

And so, today, I was a bit dismayed by a Tweet from the official Ubuntu Linux Twitter account. You see, on that social network, the operating system seems to be promoting Brony culture by suggesting users install a cartoon pony-related package called "ponysay."

ALSO READ: Debian 10.2 'Buster' Linux distro released with many security updates and bugfixes

The developer explains the ponysay software by saying, "Ponysay displays an image of a My Little Pony pony saying a message provided by the user in a terminal, or a quote from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (MLP:FiM). Historically ponysay was a wrapper for cowsay, but has since version 2.1 become an independent reimplementation of cowsay."

You know what #ubuntu really needs? More ponies! Install ponysay from the snap store, and you can help fix this important problem! 🐎

snap install ponysayhttps://t.co/4GT66VdhRO pic.twitter.com/Sd4zNrLOUU

β€” Ubuntu (@ubuntu) November 24, 2019

So, yeah. Of all of the snaps Ubuntu could have promoted today, it chose one that inserts Brony culture into the terminal. It is very bizarre and some Twitter users have chimed in about it. @Teco34 says "TF? Not helping the neckbeard image here at all," while another user tweets "Annnnnd I’m going back to Arch now."

What do you think about this tweet by Ubuntu? Is it disturbing? Please tell me in the comments below.

https://betanews.com/2019/11/24/ubuntu-linux-brony-twitter/

BETA NEWS
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>>61415
According to logs it was a 5 minute ban
https://julay.world/.global/logs/2019-12-06.html
And the /tech/ board generally does strict moderation to not turn into /g/.
>>61416
>/tech/ board generally does strict moderation to not turn into /g/
>strict moderation
>/tech/
is the tech BO a lain tranny?
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>>61416
But restrictive moderation against all things fun is the defining trait of a cuckchan board.

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Zach's birthday thread Guntopia 11/25/2019 (Mon) 23:42:18 No.59039 [Reply] [Last]
Now as most of you know, the big day for everyone's favorite boardhapa is coming up next saturday, 30th of this month, me and Gahoole are going to be running a special stream for the celebration. Zach already indicated to me here https://julay.world/cow/res/15436.html#q18664 that his request is Prisoner of Azkaban, I'm inclined to believe that's really him, although a voice recording of Zach denying it will obviously change my mind.

Now I also want to run a Zach related movie chosen by the board, so I made a poll with some obvious choices, but left it open for anyone to add some more options.
http://poal.me/h1qi42
And the streaming location naturally is:
https://cytu.be/r/Guntstream
Zach, if you're willing to go on voice again, me and Gahoole would be happy to have a talk with you on livestreamed discord, you're free to use your voicechanger again like on the clowntown server.

Anyway, feel free to wish Zach a happy birthday, or even suggest events or such that should be held on that day.
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 11/30/2019 (Sat) 17:18:41.
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>>61357
Because he’s a fat subhuman incel.
>>61382
His skull shape is pretty odd
>>61384
Phrenology says Gahoole has the skull of a natural born leader, confident and powerful in any environment.
>>61386
He wasn't confident getting beaten in that field
nor was he confident barely getting sexual relations
>>61404
Found the jabroni mark without a life who doesn't know a work a work and works himself into a shoot.

Anonymous 12/05/2019 (Thu) 15:19:14 No.61331 [Reply] [Last]
Did somebody say... GIRLS?

FUCK YEAH!
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That bitch is so old and boring. Aren't there some young stage actresses that they can recruit?
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>>61332
>looks good
>trash marvelshit
/tv/ is so fucking gay lmao
>>61332
>looks good
>trash marvelshit
/tv/ is so fucking gay lmao
At least they got an ugly hag overrated "Actress" to play this ugly hags sister

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Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:35:23 No.61260 [Reply] [Last]
FRICK ATECOONS!
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>>61323
>are you a cuckime spammer?
yes

>>61260
>cuckime
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>>61260
>cuckimer
>cuckime
i hate weabspammers so much

Anonymous 11/29/2019 (Fri) 14:24:39 No.60709 [Reply] [Last]
BITCHUTE IS CENSORING CONTENT IN PORTUGAL

https://www.bitchute.com/video/yMQGD8vJg1JU/

This video about Israeli internet censorship has been censored itself.
Pic related.

[00:00] While many groups and governments wish to censor the internet, Israel and its partisans are amongst the most globally significant. They work to promote the Israel narrative while blocking facts about Palestine, the Israel lobby and other subjects they wish to cover up.

[00:17] Much of this is done by devoted individuals acting independently, voluntarily and relentlessly. But many of these activists are part of orchestrated well funded projects sponsored by the Israeli government and other pro-Israel groups.

[00:30] They utilize Israeli soldiers, students, American teens and seniors and range from infiltrating Wikipedia to influencing YouTube. As weҀ™ll see, some even operate out of Jewish community centers in the US.

[00:43] One such group is the Israeli militaryҀ™s New Media Desk.

[00:47] Γ’Β€ΒœIt is well known now a days that what happens on FaceBook, Twitter and YouTube has great influence on events that occur on the ground. The Internet too is a battleground, it is thus comforting to learn that the IDF employ soldiers that tweet, share, like and more.Ҁ

[01:02] Another project initiated in 2011 by the National Union of Israeli Students has the stated goal of to deepen and expand hasbara, or state propaganda activities of students in the State of Israel. Under this program Israeli students are payed to quote: Γ’Β€Βœlead the battle against hostile websitesҀ.

[01:21] The students are tasked with what many would call shilling or trolling in online forums and social media. They are directed to create original content in the form of news reports and blogs, edit Wikipedia, inject pro-Israel messages into discussion on social media, as well as report and remove what they consider to be allegedly Γ’Β€Βœanti-SemiticҀ content.
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>>61231
>Fredrick Brennan is a liar, this isn't a case of him making a few mistakes because he doesn't know what he's talking about. It's a hit job. Bitchute can be used as a decentralized p2p network if you bother to install and use a web torrent client. Something that maybe 0.0001% of their users are capable or willing to do. So they host videos normally like every other site.
Agreed. I called him out on his claim that the magnet links don't work. Of course they don't work if you use a bittorrent client.
>>61193
>Are the bitchute servers hosted in the UK?
That's irrelevant. The guy who runs Bitchute is a UK citizen and could face decades in jail if he didn't remove a video made by a specific banned white nationalist group thanks to a recent law on spreading terrorist content online.

>Now if only instead of injecting muh nazi narrative into his articles he focused on just exposing their misleading tech buzzwords, he might even get a real career going for himself.
You got that backwards spreading 'muh nazi narrative' is his real career. That's where the money and clicks are it's not being a real tech reporter. Would anyone care about an article of his pointing out that the p2p nature of Bitchute only works at the CDN level for typical users of the site?

Bitchute isn't even using misleading tech buzzwords when it comes to their p2p system since it works as advertised. If their CDN servers were attacked and the Bitchute community started using web torrent clients to share videos it could survive as a decentralized service on donated bandwidth.
>>61243
>The guy who runs Bitchute is a UK citizen and could face decades in jail if he didn't remove a video made by a specific banned white nationalist group thanks to a recent law on spreading terrorist content online.
Seems pretty fucking weird for a "free speech" site to be ran by a guy who lives in one of the most censorship prone countries on the planet. Saying nigger is probably illegal in the UK as well, is every video with the word nigger in it going to be removed?
>>61338
As any sane Brit would he left that country long ago and now lives in Thailand. He's been looking into changing the jurisdiction Bitchute is incorporated and his nationality to American but it's not that easy thanks to the lingering Brexit causing a huge increase in renunciations of citizenship and legal issues for corporations that want to move out. It could take years.

And if there was a new law which would have him facing decades in prison or massive fines for sharing a video online with the word nigger in it of course he'd remove it from his platform. Nobody gets to decide what patch of land they're born on, he has to follow the law he's subject to or face the consequences.
>>61341
Well I guess I can't fault him for not putting in the effort then. Still leaves a bad taste in my mouth, though.

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Anonymous 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:28:48 No.61256 [Reply] [Last]
Well done, 8kun,

HOWEVER
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Zach here do you want to know my favorite movies from 2000 to 2004?
>>61278
>420chan
These are dark times we live in
>>61265
> Imageboards are simply just dead.
Yet you still seem to be posting here with your sublime contributions. Way to build community there, buddy.
>>61287
Yeah, and your amazing wit sure proves me wrong. Keep at it, pal. If only I could have the brilliant insight you grace us with, maybe I too could be a shining example of blind optimism in the face of reality.
>>61288
Feel free to depart to greener pastures mate. Don't the door btw.

Weekly Film Club: Soylent Green Anonymous 11/26/2019 (Tue) 00:08:49 No.79 [Reply] [Last]
>In a densely overpopulated, starving New York City of the future, NYPD detective Robert Thorn (Charlton Heston) investigates the murder of an executive at rations manufacturer Soylent Corporation. With the help of elderly academic Solomon "Sol" Roth (Edward G. Robinson), Thorn begins to make real progress – until the governor mysteriously pulls the plug. Obsessed with the mystery, Thorn steps out from behind the badge and launches his own investigation into the murder.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: Snow
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In a densely overpopulated, starving image memboard of the future, INCEL detective Zeely Patrician (Zachary Hasbrouck) investigates the murder of a board owner at virgin shitposting manufacturer Soyboy Corporation. With the help of elderly academic Yakuza, Patrician begins to make real progress - until the vol mysteriously pulls the plug. Obsessed with the mystery, Patrician steps out from behind the anonymous curtain and launches his own shitposting fury.
>>61213
I'd buy that for a dollar.
>>61213
But were dups btfo?
>>61241
The twist is that dup was behind it all along and he is hanged by the state.
>>61268
>dup is not only btfo but ultimate btfo
I'll fund it in shitpost pesos.

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