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The /tv/ Awards 2019 Gahoole 01/03/2020 (Fri) 05:47:05 No.63548
THIS JANUARY THE 16th at 7PM CENTRAL TIME, LIVE IN COLOR THE /tv/ MANAGEMENT PROUDLY PRESENTS THE /tv/ AWARDS 2019 Featuring awards for both the best of the year AND the best of the decade! With some exception, The Decade Award Nominees were determined by selecting the Best Piece of media for each year of the 2010s, as such the winners of last year’s /tv/ awards are in by default Voting is Simple, either reply to this post with your voting ballot, or email it to gahoole2@airmail.cc Voting opens tonight and closes on January the 15th at Midnight. BALLOT RULES >You can submit ONE ballot, if someone has the exact same ballot as you in the thread make a mention of it so I won't count it as spam. Or don't in classic /tv/ tradition, he who is cunning prevails >Ballot can contain a vote on as many, or as few of the awards as you want >Only valid Nominees will count in your vote (i.e. from the list here or from the film club list for that award) >The exception to the above rule will be Best and Worst Waifu, all contenders are available for selection here and the winner will be 2020 /tv/ Queen Without Further ado, here are the awards and nominees KINO OF THE YEAR >The Lighthouse >Joker >Uncut Gems >The Irishman >Once Upon a Time in Hollywood >Parasite >Dolemite is My Name KINO OF THE DECADE >Drive (2011) >The Master (2012) >The Dark Knight Rises (2012) >Prisoners (2013) >Whiplash (2014) >Sicario (2015) >Hacksaw Ridge (2016) >Good Time (2017) >Blade Runner 2049 (2017) >Mandy (2018) >ANY FILM NOMINATED FOR 2019 WORST FILM >Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker >Captain Marvel >Cats >XMEN: Dark Phoenix >Knives Out SHITPOST OF THE DECADE >Baneposting >TruthSeeker >Orsonposting >Dunk Posting >JUST >Joker >SHEEV/Prequels >CURRENT YEAR >Brownpill >2019 nominees BEST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >Garfield >Mrs. Bond >DUP BTFO >Have Sex Incel >>cuckime WORST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >Rian Johnson/ Zach Posting >BRAP >IRL Shootings >DiaperPosting >>cuckime BEST POSTER >GarfieldPoster >Yakuza >IdolAnon >Nobody in Cali >>cuckime WORST POSTER >Zach >Yakuza >IdolAnon >Gahoole >>cuckime /tv/ QUEEN >Ashley Boettcher >Emma Watson >Emma Stone >Priscilla >Brie Larson >WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA PICK WORST WAIFU >Ashley Boettcher >Emma Watson >Emma Stone >Priscilla >Brie Larson >WHOEVER YOU WANNA PICK FUCK IT BEST ACTOR >Joaquin Phoenix >Willem Dafoe >Adam Sandler >Al Pacino >Robert Pattinson >Henry Cavill BEST DIRECTOR >Robert Eggers >Todd Phillips >Bong Joon-Ho >Martin Scorsese >The Safdie Brothers >Hideo Kojima TV SHOW OF THE DECADE >Breaking Bad >Fargo >Hannibal >True Detective >Better Call Saul >Westworld >Twin Peaks: The Return >Madmen >Mr. Robot >2019 Nominees BEST TV SHOW >Primal >AEW Dynamite >The Mandalorian >The Witcher >Dark Crystal WORST TV SHOW >Game of Thrones >Watchmen >Saturday Night Live >Monday Night RAW >The Handmaid's Tale
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GAME OF THE YEAR >Death Stranding >Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes >Resident Evil 2 >Devil May Cry V >Sekiro Shadows Die Twice GAME OF THE DECADE >Fallout: New Vegas (2010) >Dark Souls (2011) + All Souls borne >Journey (2012) >Papers Please (2013) >Metal Gear Solid V (2015) >The Witcher 3 (2015) >DOOM (2016) >Zelda: Breath of The Wild (2017) >Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018) >ALL 2019 NOMINEES ANIME FILM OF THE YEAR >Promare >Weathering with You >KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! Legend of Crimson >Ride Your Wave >Children of the Sea >Violet Evergarden: Eternity and the Auto Memory Doll ANIME FILM OF THE DECADE >The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya (2010) >K-On! The Movie (2011) >Evangelion 3.0 (2012) >Garden of Words (2013) >Expelled from Paradise (2014) >The Boy and The Beast (2015) >Your Name (2016) >A Silent Voice (2016) >Dragon Ball Super: Broly (2018) >2019 NOMINEES ANIME SHOW OF THE YEAR >Mob Psycho 100 (Season 2) >Fire Force >Dr. Stone >Kaguya-Sama Love is War >Vinland Saga What a shit year for >cuckime lol ANIME SHOW OF THE DECADE >K-On! (2010 Barely Lol) >Steins;Gate (2011) >JoJo (All Seasons, Started in 2012) >Kill La Kill (2013) >Your Lie in April (2014) >Prison School (2015) >Mob Psycho 100 (2016) >KonoSuba (2017) >Devil man Crybaby (2018) >2019 NOMINEES THE >cuckime HALL OF SHAME >Shield Hero >Promised Neverland >Demon Slayer >My Hero Academia >Sword Art Online (It had a season this year) and Finally THE FILM CLUB AWARD >Pick any film from the 2019 film club list!
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>(((((Todd Phillips))))) >(((((The Sadfie Brothers)))))
>>63549 >ANIME FILM OF THE YEAR >ANIME FILM OF THE DECADE >ANIME SHOW OF THE YEAR >ANIME SHOW OF THE DECADE >THE >cuckime HALL OF SHAME What the fuck is this shit? Did I walk in on a /a/ or what? I'd love to participate but I don't watch Oriental cartoons since I'm not a degenerate weeb, so it'd be pointless to hand in a mostly blank ballot. If you're gonna include Oriental cartoons, you should at the very least include Western ones as well, and CGI animation too.
>>63558 The people who "run" /tv/ have no taste in movies at all and even less film knowledge than the average /r/movies zoomer, very sad.
>>63559 The "people" who kvetch about a certain has-been child actress takes the cake. At least Gahoole and the jannies aren't humourless autists. If Gahoole ditched the Oriental cartoons (and started working out) he'd be a pretty cool guy.
>>63561 You talking about that one actress who has had about 5 billion dollar movies since she was of legal age and been in many other ensemble films?
>>63562 Idunno, is she the same one who tried to get Harvey Weinstein to help her make it in Hollywood, starred in several bombs, and is constantly shilled by a cowardly and autistic hapa from Connecticut?
>>63563 No you see she literally made it in Hollywood from being in 8 billion dollar movies in a row that Weinstein had nothing to do with and then was immediately attached to movies like Beauty and the Beast when Warner Bros was making it right afterwards, as well as The Bling Ring by Sofia Coppola and Perks of Being A Wallflower Why are you such a retard?
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>>63548 I don't watch anime or 2019 TV shows so I'm not voting in those categories. Some pretty bad selections for kino and best director so it's hard to come to a conclusion. There are a lot of good stuff out there which aren't listed in the nominees.
>>63565 I honestly have no idea what films from this year I'm missing from the nominees list. Same with directors who actually made shit this year. And the decade list is the best film from each year of the 2010s, some years were just weaker than others unfortunately.
KINO OF THE YEAR >Parasite KINO OF THE DECADE >Drive (2011) WORST FILM >Cats SHITPOST OF THE DECADE >Baneposting (honorable mention to Sneedposting and yaggposting) BEST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >Have Sex Incel (Garfield is an old meme and Have sex Incel is stronger) WORST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >IRL Shootings BEST POSTER >GarfieldPoster (honorable mention to Yakuza and Turboaustist) WORST POSTER >Zach /tv/ QUEEN >Ana de Armas WORST WAIFU >Emma Stone BEST ACTOR >Joaquin Phoenix BEST DIRECTOR >Robert Eggers TV SHOW OF THE DECADE >True Detective (season 1 only) BEST TV SHOW >The Mandalorian WORST TV SHOW >The Handmaid's Tale GAME OF THE YEAR >Sekiro Shadows Die Twice GAME OF THE DECADE >Dark Souls (2011) + All Souls borne ANIME FILM OF THE YEAR What the fuck gahoole ANIME FILM OF THE DECADE >Your Name (2016) ANIME SHOW OF THE YEAR ANIME SHOW OF THE DECADE >JoJo (All Seasons, Started in 2012) THE cuckime HALL OF SHAME >Sword Art Online (It had a season this year) THE FILM CLUB AWARD >Blade Runner 2049 (2049)
>>63571 The kino of the year and of the decade selections are no better than what you could find on 4channel or reddit. It's an immature list for cynical teens and college age kiddies, revealing political confusion and a lack of moral reckoning or spiritual strength. Cynicism does not equal smartness. Mainstream Hollywood flicks won't help either, so that's why it's better to turn away from them and look to the independent scene or foreign films for superior art and entertainment. Koreans have among the lowest education, decency, and cultural standards of any Asian group, so South Koreans films are out of the question. Bong Joon-Ho takes Parasite to far reaching anarchist/socialist extremes. He's not funny and he tries to be; Bong ends up as some edgy version of Charlie Chaplin but even more brazenly political and destructive. Chaplin was left leaning but he used his works to uplift people which is why Chaplin's Modern Times was so important for the 1930s depression era America. Bong only exploits the politically naive. The Chinese have put out much better movies this year, and I would recommend Stephen Chow's The New King of Comedy or Zhang Yimou's Shadow over anything by Koreans. For a socialist work of 2019, Pietro Marcello's Martin Eden (based on the Jack London book) would probably be a better alternative to Parasite. For some conservative works of 2019, Serenity (by Steven Knight) is a good choice, but I notice that it made a lot of "worst movies" of 2019 lists, unfortunately. It's a great morality play which hearkens all the way back to the conflict seen in D.W. Griffith's South Seas work like The Love Flower (1920), but Serenity is updated for the 21st century in an interesting way. I also expected S. Craig Zahler's Dragged Across Concrete to make some sort of impact on here or 8chan because of the Gibson/Vaughn cop duo but I guess nobody has seen that yet.
>>63574 You typed so much but said so little
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KINO OF THE YEAR >Joker KINO OF THE DECADE >Blade Runner 2049 (2017) WORST FILM >Knives Out SHITPOST OF THE DECADE >Joker BEST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >Garfield it was in Zombieland 2 ffs WORST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >IRL Shootings BEST POSTER >cuckime pro™ WORST POSTER >Zach /tv/ QUEEN >Emma Stone WORST WAIFU >Enema "m'harvested" Flopson BEST ACTOR >Joaquin Phoenix BEST DIRECTOR >Todd Phillips TV SHOW OF THE DECADE >Better Call Saul BEST TV SHOW >Dark Crystal WORST TV SHOW >Watchmen GAME OF THE YEAR >Sekiro Shadows Die Twice GAME OF THE DECADE >Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018) ANIME FILM OF THE YEAR >KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! Legend of Crimson ANIME FILM OF THE DECADE >K-On! The Movie (2011) ANIME SHOW OF THE YEAR >cuckime ANIME SHOW OF THE DECADE >K-On! THE >cuckime HALL OF SHAME >Demon Slayer THE FILM CLUB AWARD >Fukkatsu no Hi
KINO OF THE YEAR >The Lighthouse KINO OF THE DECADE >The Lighthouse WORST FILM >Cats SHITPOST OF THE DECADE >JUST BEST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >Have Sex Incel WORST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >IRL Shootings BEST POSTER >>cuckime WORST POSTER >Gahoole /tv/ QUEEN >Emma Watson WORST WAIFU >Emma Stone BEST ACTOR >Willem Dafoe BEST DIRECTOR >Robert Eggers TV SHOW OF THE DECADE >Breaking Bad BEST TV SHOW >The Witcher WORST TV SHOW >Watchmen
>>63577 Hi Zach
>>63575 like how you say a lot of nothing in your weekly film club reviews now bring back the livestreams for your wfc reviews
>>63599 You're right I need to It's time
KINO OF THE YEAR >Parasite KINO OF THE DECADE >Drive (2011) WORST FILM >Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker SHITPOST OF THE DECADE >TruthSeeker BEST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >Garfield WORST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >BRAP (I woulda voted diaperposting but I havent seen any of those fags in at least 6 months) BEST POSTER >GarfieldPoster WORST POSTER >all these posters are based /tv/ QUEEN >Ashley Boettcher WORST WAIFU >Brie Larson BEST ACTOR >Henry Cavill BEST DIRECTOR >Bong Joon-Ho TV SHOW OF THE DECADE >Fargo >Hannibal >True Detective >Twin Peaks: The Return >I took all the shit ones, these are all too good to decide BEST TV SHOW >Dark Crystal WORST TV SHOW >its all dogshit GAME OF THE YEAR >I don't play newer games so I couldn't say GAME OF THE DECADE >Fallout: New Vegas (2010) ANIME FILM OF THE YEAR >I'm not this up to date with cuckime ANIME FILM OF THE DECADE >The Boy and The Beast (2015) ANIME SHOW OF THE YEAR >I haven't watched any of this years cuckime ANIME SHOW OF THE DECADE >Steins;Gate (2011) (S;G was amazing) THE >cuckime HALL OF SHAME >Sword Art Online (It had a season this year) ((LMAO it did? I didn't even know)) THE FILM CLUB AWARD >Eraserhead
KINO OF THE YEAR The Lighthouse KINO OF THE DECADE The Dark Knight Rises (2012) WORST FILM Knives Out SHITPOST OF THE DECADE Baneposting BEST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR Have Sex Incel WORST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR Zach Posting BEST POSTER >cuckime WORST POSTER Zach /tv/ QUEEN Ashley Boettcher WORST WAIFU Emma Watson BEST ACTOR Willem Dafoe BEST DIRECTOR Hideo Kojima TV SHOW OF THE DECADE Twin Peaks: The Return BEST TV SHOW Peaky Blinders WORST TV SHOW Monday Night RAW
>>63627 Seething
>>63630 Cope
KINO OF THE YEAR >Joker KINO OF THE DECADE >Avengers Endgame WORST FILM >Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker SHITPOST OF THE DECADE >TruthSeeker BEST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >>cuckime WORST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >Zach Posting BEST POSTER >GarfieldPoster WORST POSTER >Zach /tv/ QUEEN >Lillian Gish WORST WAIFU >your waifu BEST ACTOR >Willem Dafoe BEST DIRECTOR >James Mangold BEST TV SHOW >AEW Dynamite GAME OF THE YEAR >Samurai Shodown 7 GAME OF THE DECADE >Splatoon 1
KINO OF THE YEAR >The Lighthouse KINO OF THE DECADE >Prisoners (2013) WORST FILM >Cats SHITPOST OF THE DECADE >JUST BEST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >>cuckime WORST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR >DiaperPosting BEST POSTER >>cuckime WORST POSTER >Gahoole /tv/ QUEEN >Emma Watson WORST WAIFU >Brie Larson BEST ACTOR >Henry Cavill BEST DIRECTOR >Robert Eggers
>>63836 Sorry cutoff for ballots was midnight yesterday
>>63877 hapadup and flopson btfo
>>63914 >Kojima and Drive Based /tv/ supporting true kino

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