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Anonymous 11/04/2019 (Mon) 17:01:38 No.52
I used to be a stonefag but I realized it was stupid to shill a woman with faults like everybody else. I hereby declare myself mentally celibate. The age of waifus is over.
>3D
>waifu
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Good for you, Emma Stone is just Refn's drag persona. It's about time you stopped getting off to a severely autistic jew.
Stone is american trash and Jennifer Lawrences' bestie for a reason, zero talent.
>>57
Hey secondary bunker hapa
>>56 This is the truth. I'm vol3, I'm Refn and I won film of the decade with Drive. hapadup btfo forever.
>>63921 >implying Refn visits /tv/ Nice try stonedup
OP here, trying being celibate didn't work out. I'm a stonefag again
>>63935 Why did God make her so hot, bros?
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>>63937 >>63935 Why do you have shit taste?
>>63921 >won incel film of the decade confirmed shit then
I know most of you are just shitposting but I'm going to be honest. I was never a lurker of >>>/tv/ until it came to Julay. In the last few months I've seen this woman more times than I can remember. I do not understand what anyone sees in her. She has no body, her face is horrible, she doesn't even crack a 4 on the scale. She's that odd body type that doesn't appeal to thiccfags or lolifags. Her face looks like her mother was slamming vodka for the 7 months she was in the womb. I say 7 because there is no way she was carried to 9. On top of all that she has no acting ability at all. Even as a child actor she had horrible range. I enjoy zoning out to the odd movie or TV show but I'm the type of person that couldn't tell you an actors name if my life depended on it. I'm the same way with music where I don't even know the names of the bands that play my favorite songs. I just never cared to keep up with that type of bullshit. But now I'll never forget the name of this woman and I'll feel disgust every time I see her in something. Thankfully, she doesn't get many roles so that probably won't be much of a problem for me. She's only in the movies because pedophiles fucked her isn't she? Just posting for the local sperg that keeps shilling for her.
>>63944 she's a perfectly normal girl in a industry of freaks, I think that's the main appeal
>>63944 Imagine actually writing all of this and thinking it's a quality shitpost.
>>63939 Says the one who wants Humble Harv's sloppy seconds
>>63944 >Emma Stone >child actor you got the wrong thread, leaf. You're thinking of Flopson.
>>63945 >normal girl No such thing, especially in Hollyjew
>>63939 Yikes >>63944 She's famous for being in trash like superbad or zombieland and movie 43. She looks ike a fucking alcoholic mother baby tho
>>63948 >had nothing to do with her fame or fortune Go back to cuckchan or try again
>>63962 >actresses have sex with that mound of shit because they like his personality
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>>63991 Actresses that are literal whos before and after they fuck him have sex hoping to make it big. Emma Watson had made the most money any actress under 21 ever made and she was and is more famous than you can possibly imagine. Reread that sentence until it sinks in.
>>64002 You sure do cope by posting the same set of photos of her at a bafta event after she had already made more money than any other actress ever before they were 21. And therefore had more fame than any young actress lol. 17 of her most watched movies had nothing to do with him.
>>64006 They all have something to do with him because he was sticking his penis in her before Harry Potter was filmed.
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>>64006 The same set of photos you have no credible explanation for. Nobody buys your infant-tier narrative. Look at that aroused expression as daddy Harv gave her a taste of what was coming to her that night. He railed her frigid pussy and made her feel sexual pleasure for the first time in her life.
>>64002 You are now aware you are hearing the Jaws theme in your head.
>>64009 >no explanation If you're stupid as shit with no common sense 1) they are being mogged by paparazzi in london at a bafta event 2) people were mogging her for autographs 3) Weinstein is yelling and looking at the paparazzi 4) they both almost got into an altercation with the paparazzi You are so dumb
>>64024 >those childish excuses >credible lol also how pathetic does one have to be to get mogged by the paps?
>>64025 >calls anyone childish >thinks his incel headcanon is the "credible" thing >doesn't know paparazzi have swarmed at watson for a decade and a half You are legimately fucking dumb
>hahaha oh no Watson sucks because she's so famous paparazzi actually swarm her for photos and autographs unlike my Emma Stoneshit and even worse bunch of literal whos that I push KEk
>>64031 >hahaha on no shit sucks because it's so famous flies actually swarm it for a whiff unlike sugar or any foodstuff that I push full hapacope
>>64030 >>64031 If the paps mog you, you're pathetic and a failed celeb, no matter which definition of mog you're using. Merriam: >Definition of mog >intransitive verb >1dialectal : to move away : DEPART —usually used with off or on Urban Dictionary: >Mog >Verb; To assert ones dominance. >Adaptation of AMOG (Alpha Male of Group). >Origin: North America. Pic related is Stone mogging Flopson. She looks like she's taking a pic with the gorillas or something because of how shit Flopson and the old lady look. No wonder Flopson wanted to prevent the picture from being published. Now you're telling me Flopson is either so irrelevant the paps go away from her or that she's such a bottom bitch even the paps assert their dominance over her. I don't know which one is worse.
>>64038 Stone desperate to be in a photo with someone famous?
>>64035 >incelsplaining
>if the paparazzi constantly swarm you for pictures of autographs you are a failed celebrity Logic of Stonefags when she's a literal fucking who outside of reddit NPCs Zero billion dollars movies, zero honest films she's ever "lead" home of the zombieshit, spidermanshit and movie 43 shit and netflixgarbage B-but battle of the sexes was kino! It was fucking dogshit!
>>64024 So deluded. Imagine having to go into cope idol defense mode of mediocre rich multi millionaire elites who never have to work a day more in their lives, crying about something as toothless as paparazzis who just take photos, often revealing, because that's TOTALLY not what goes on in hollywood and on tape. Just to make it seem less legit. Fucking pathetic mate. Your femme idol like everyone else in that sick business has to lliterally offer up her pussy, mouth and ass to Jews which has been the most common of common staple Hollywood culture since Jews took it over to pollute our motion pictures. Shit like #Metoo is for girls who violate themselves giving million dollar blowjobs and complain about it later. Rated for maximum 10/10 Mega Cope, you win the academy awards for COPE FAGGING.
>>64047 >Best Actress >literal who Denial coping can be dangerous to your health
>>64050 Why yes she's a literal fucking who like Alicia Vikander who did vidyashit after winning her oscar Straight to fucking netflix and zombieshit Why are you cucked to oscars? You think Black Panther is better than movies that haven't won 3 oscars? Black Panther and Emma stone are shit!
>>64049 Imagine typing all that and saying literally nothing because you're a braindead bitch who still doesn't realize Emma Watson was worldwide famous for Harry Potter and made 100 million dollars from it and then proceeded to be attached to other high profile movies and movies with high profile directors after Harry Potter than had nothign to do with your soon to be jailed fat jew
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>Your femme idol like everyone else in that sick business has to lliterally offer up her pussy, mouth and ass to Jews which has been the most common of common staple Hollywood culture since Jews took it over to pollute our motion pictures. Shit like #Metoo is for girls who violate themselves giving million dollar blowjobs and complain about it later. >Rated for maximum 10/10 Mega Cope, you win the academy awards for COPE FAGGING. Bro you're fucking coping to the MAX you stupid incel. She got her fame and fortune for being in 8 straight classic blockbusters in a huge franchise. You mad she beat the system and was immediately rich and famous for films she was in unlike most actresses?
>she's not a literal who!!!!!
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>>64053 >>64052 LMFAO Virgins coping this hard with Emma Stone's all 3 holes being literally being violated per role from Jews like Weinstein. >The high life is literally only one suck away "NOOOOO IT COULDNT HAPPEN TO MY IDOL" hahahahhaha >She got her fame and fortune for being in 8 straight classic blockbusters More like she straight up busted Jew cock all over the block.
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>>64055 >The high life is literally only one suck away >"NOOOOO IT COULDNT HAPPEN TO MY IDOL" hahahahhaha >She got her fame and fortune for being in 8 straight classic blockbusters >More like she straight up busted Jew cock all over the block. Seething >NOOOOOOO EMMA WATSON COULDN"T POSSIBLY BE RICH AND FAMOUS FOR BEING CAST BY JK ROWLING A WOMAN >NOOOOO HARRY POTTER DIDNT HAVE A WOMAN CASTING DIRECTOR >NOOOOOO EMMA WATSON CANT HAVE MADE 8 BILLION DOLLAR MOVIES IN A ROW WITH INFLATION BEFORE SHES 21 THATS NOT FAIR SHE HAS TO BE SUBJECTED TO MYJEWISH INCEL FANTASIES TO BE FAMOUS Cope more cuck Literally the most rich young actress under 21 in history Literally the only young actress with 8 billion dollar films when they were under 21, 8 in a fucking row. You know what that is, that's an outlier statistically. Meanwhile all your stupid waifus actually had to suck cock to be famous for tens of thousands of people and Watson was in films for a decade that made hundreds of millions love her. And then proceeded to be in Perks of Being A Wallflower Beauty and the Beast and other movies afterwards since she was now a star with a agent to get her movies she was interested in!
>"Virgins coping this hard with Emma Stone's all 3 holes being literally being violated per role from Jews like Weinstein." OH NO NO NO NO NO freudian slip
>>64056 >muh idol >muh ebil pooparazzis >try to disregard the hollywood prostitution >"NOOOOO IT COULDNT HAPPEN TO MY IDOL" >muh weinstein is the good guy actually protecting her >jealous at weinstein at the same time >not even that special in terms of looks >keeps sobbing about his soul less idol instead of getting a real gf >a girl that looks like a holodomor victim skeleton in >>64053. >Not holes for roles >Going hapasayian mega cope jealous because her masters like weinstein were busting their demon seed in their dumb shiksa skeleton ghaahahhahaha
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>>64057 >My skeleton girl idol waifu would literally never give her 3 holes up for millions of dollars AHAHAHHAHA THE COPE DUDE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOahdhaahahhahahahhaha
>>64059 Holy fucking cope with the fact that Emma Watson was the richest actress under 21 and in 8 billion dollar movies in a row >>64058 She literally got a hundred million dollars from doing movies, COPE
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>try to disregard hollywood protestution RICH coming from the guy trying to disregard she made a fortune 10 times over from being in movies and therefore didn't need to sell herself for millions when she already had worldwide fame and millions upon millions NOOOO EMMA WATSON CANT JUST BE IN A FAMOUS FRANCHISE THAT ISN"T COMIC BOOK OR STAR WARS RELATED AND THEN BE CAST AS BELLE WITH WARNER BROS BEFORE DISNEY EVEN DECIDES TO FILM IT WITH HER
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>>64060 >>64061 she's a has been with no career without Harvester's cock to suck
>>64061 >>64060 >m'ladys blowjob millions "y-y-yyou're just jealous she blew all those CEO's off under the table!!!"
>>64062 >>64064 OH NO NO NO NO RETORTS FOR WATSON BEING WORLDWIDE FAMOUS AND FILTHY RICH FROM HARRY POTTER A DECADE WORTH OF 8 BILLION DOLLAR MOVIES IN A ROW
>m'ladys blowjob millions >"y-y-yyou're just jealous she blew all those CEO's off under the table!!!" STUPID INCEL CAN'T WRAP HIS HEAD AROUND HER BEING RICH FOR HARRY POTTER WHEN SHE WAS CAST BY JK ROWLING AND THE WOMAN CASTING AGENT LOL OLO LOL OL OL
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NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE IN NON-WEINSTEIN RELATED MOVIES LIKE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AND HARRY POTTER AND PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER AND NOAH AND THE BLING RING AND LITTLE WOMEN WE HAVE TO MEME LIKE COPING ZOOMERS HERE
>>64065 >>64066 >>64067 >zach seething keek
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>>64068 >fun baiting incels is seething
>>64069 Sure hapadup
>>64069 >I was only pretending to be a triggered retard sure thing, hapa
>>64050 Not just Best Actress but /tv/ certified Best Emma.
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>>64065 >Fat Jew weinstein didn't coom a blockbuster at least 6 times in his bowling ball shiksa before she got famous >Jews literally defiled your imaginary gf lol >This is normal, this is a good ideal
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Oy vey get in da cahh an suck my gefillte ya filthy goy or ya wont get anudda role fuh da movies shiksa mushugge
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>>64075 >>64073 >>64071 >>64072 >>64070 NOOOO NOT THE BLOCKBUSTERINO NOT THE EMMA WATSONKINOO NOT OUR INCEL ACTRESS NUH UHHHH WE LIKE DOGSHITTY LIKE STONEY!!!!
>calls anyone else a triggered retard You're all a bunch of zoomers who like gayhoole were still in diapers when watson was worldwide famous and rich, only way to explain your massive cope!
>>64078 No roles without Harverster
>>64082 Literally became 100 million dollar fuck you money rich and worldwide famous for 8 movies in a row that had nothing to do with him. Then was in perks of being a wallflower, the bling ring, noah, colonia, little women and beauty and the beast which had nothing to do with him. But you think you know better!!!! XD
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Oy vey go- i mean emma ya wanna stahhh in da next movie well ya betta go all the way dis time too, rememba what i done fa ya im just doin ya a favah stupid shiksa
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Oy vey go- i mean emma ya wanna stahhhhhh in da next movie right? Well, ya betta go all the way dis time too, rememba what i done fa ya im just doin ya a favah stupid shiksa
LOOK MOMMY IM POSTING THE PICTURES THAT I CANT TELL ARE AT A BAFTA EVENT WHERE THE PICTURES BEING TAKEN ARE OF PAPARAZZI SWARMING THAT ACTRESS AND EVEN WANTING AUTOGRAPHS It's like you actually are autistic. Never had anything to do with her worldwide fame, or riches or 17 most watched movies.
Even zach can't be so delusional as to believe that flopson hasn't been on the casting couch since she was a child.
>the fear sets in, she knows she's gonna put out to weinstein yet again or the role will be given to someone else
>>64089 She was cast by JK Rowling and the female casting director you are an incel >>64090 >1,000,000th papa photo of Emma Watson >she's with her roomate
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>>52 This. We live in the post-waifuist era, bros. Lusting after HARVested e-bitches is out of fashion and the epitome of cringe.
>>64094 What's that, anon? You want a waifu that's never been harvested, can act AND sing? Well good golly, do I ever have the one for you!
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>>64101 >low standards >"You can't have a non-prostitute role model that's because I can't!!!!" And the Oscar award for cope..... Goes to the mental age 14 ameriburger

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