This is your friendly local reporting tengu back with yet another IBS update. BREAKING, I've just received a hot tip from a weasel. Mark Mann, owner and editor in chief of veech, IS the dolphin lover that has been assaulting Julay in fact of course. He can currently be seen dodging questions from our agents, and refusing to conduct interviews. The only comment that I could dig up from his trash can full of cake trays was
I can only assume that this is what he tells his baker when he wants another ice cream cake.
A certain weasel has been conned into leaking some jewcy details about where Julay's donations are going. He has personally been getting an undisclosed amount from the Julay World administration whenever a piece of unlicensed merchandise (think gondola paintings except Гунт themed) is purchased directly from "baste" Robi. This is exactly the kind of Jewish behavior that made us drop the dud into the ditch. If this continues for much longer, this reporting agency will be forced to disavow the operation completely.
The next sokunigger tournament is allegedly scheduled to start in March following a sudden influx of niggers in the official Touhou IRC channel on rizon. This event should hopefully quell the uprising once and for all, because the mad lad strmmer responsible for containing it can't keep up with the frequency of the events. Truly, it belongs to a nigger genre.
If anyone has a
POZ LOAD TIP they want to share with their friendly local reporting agency, this tengu is MORE THAN WILLING to perform sexual favors in exchange for information. INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: deep throating, gokkun, drugged sex, invasive surgery, and transforming you into a centipede by fermenting you in a clay pot. Find me on the tranny cult discord for more details.
This has been your friendly local reporting tengu, signing off.