>>9387 The absolute state...

This was the beginning of the end for SE, wasn't it...

>>9387 For what purpose? Why? This is ass

>>9393 Not even close. That shit was just the culmination of years of SE being retards. >>9396 To pump that ESG score up so Shekelberg-san from Blackrock will invest in the gayme. It'll get even worse by the time they pinch out the third terd. There will be trannies, they'll probably make someone from the main cast bisexual.

>>9403 >Not even close. That shit was just the culmination of years of SE being retards. Being retards is one thing, and they were retards within their niposphere, but Forenoggin' was a truly shocking ESG project unlike any nip studio has ever made before.

Final Fantasy in 2024

>>9434 At least he didn't dab.

>>9437 Shoulda dabbed on the zoomers

>>9442 frfr

>>9434 Nomura thought this was hilarious, he boomed with gutteral laughter.

Would this have been a better option?

>>9555 No. A better option would be to have left the game alone and hiring talented people to make something new.

>>9556 Goes without saying. But if they had to make one no matter what.

Hyuck hyu-ACK!

Demake 2 is a flop as well.

>>9610 >original demake <opened with 700k sales >second demake <opened with 300k sales OH NO NO NO! NOT LIKE THIS SLOPBROS!

>>9610 It's almost like zoomers don't care about boomerslop and there aren't enough reddit manchildren to make your shameless memberberry extravaganza profitable

>>9610 Why does Cloud look so weird in this image?

>>9613 He saw Sephiroth's large penis in the gay sex scene that transpires next.

>>9612 Those are Japan sales though .The reddit manchildren are in the US market primarily.

>>9615 We'll see their power soon.

Uh, demakebros...

>>9622 I hope somebody over Squeenix hanged himself over thinking doubling down on this shit will be the studio's salvation.

>>9610 >>9622 Absorutery shamefur performance.

>remaking a game >need to change the story to keep people interested is this man retarded?

>>9635 >is this man retarded? Aye.

>>9635 >excitement of wondering which parts are 100% faithful <wondering... YOU WILL EAT ZE BUGS AND PLAY GOYSLOP IN YOUR GOYPOD AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

>>9635 >cloud having a leisurely stroll with sephiroth Is he not even the villain anymore?

>>9639 I'm pretty sure that happened in the original nigga, albeit one of Cloud's implanted memories from the Nibelhiem part.

>>9640 Yeah, but as with everything in the numake they made it way gayer and less impactful.

>>9635 these people hate their games now

i hate nomuraslop

>>9692 >behind final fantasy 16 oof

soynal soytasy

>>9704 Dystopian image. I see nothing but slop.

>>9704 Who's more feminine?

>>9762 sephiroth is best girl

Even soy journos don't like it.

>>9767 the check didn't go through

>>9767 Well, soys don't like vidya in general unless it's a 2DEEP4U walking simulator, so there's no surprise there. What >>9770 said. They didn't get paid to give it a 7/10/

Anyone that played rebirth have any thoughts? I've been trying to watch someone's let's play but the game is so boring and uninspired to me that I don't really like watching it. It looks like kingdom hearts. For example you hit boxes to open them and run around boring corridors, complete opposite of the feel of the OG with hidden treasure chests and detailed backgrounds. I really don't like the character designs, I especially find Aeris really ugly in the game. I also hate the weird dynamic between the characters and how they expect you to simp for all the female characters. But these are just limited impressions as I can't really watch much. Anyone whose actually played it or finished it have any thoughts?

>>9782 Be real honest I played this already about twenty years ago and I don't think the rebirth is worth touching. Just watch the clips on youtube. The first has so much game depth that they can only provide a quick tour of the surface of the story, and couldn't even do that properly. Literally couldn't even retell the same story with fancier graphics, had to alter it pointlessly in a way that only diminishes instead of complements or elevates. You have to think, are you the lowest common denominator? Because that's the audience for this game, whoever and as many people as they can catch using FF& as bait.

>>9788 I think you're right. The game's so bad that my post asking if anyone had played it or had thoughts about it seems like it basically killed the thread.