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Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191
It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.
>>24925 >Lee Goldson Huh, never realized his name and face were well-known.
>>24942 I quite like them personally. Only bad memes lose charm, this one is adaptable and can be used for many different situations. >>25098 It's a more recent development from 2017, when he was found to be in a band called Whitecap Grave.
>>25147 Wojaks are literally rageface 2.0 and have been for years.
>>25147 >Only bad memes lose charm You're the kind of fag that has nostalgia goggles glued to his face over a particular decade aren't you?
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>redditor mod getting upset again see, this is why wojaks are still based and redpilled, they trigger everyone! inb4 he shits himself and edits this post, too
>>25276 >>25233 Oh boy, yet another tranny throwing a tantrum bickers people are tired of stale cuckchan memes, who could've predicted this?
>>25282 imagine actually, unironically, getting triggered at cuckchan memes is this a board for laughing at lolcows, or a board where lolcows post, I'm confused, at least one is a moderator here, after all
Imagine getting this upset people got tired of a decade old meme.
>upset >over a meme
>make thread about imageboard lunatics >redditor shows up and screeches about being mocked for posting wojak This is pottery you could sell.
>>24837 And that is just the international part. The German section is also filled with lunatics and schizos who constantly post the same shit over and over and over and over. For example: /pol/-Hassbernd Dude just fucking hates /pol/ and spergs out when /pol/-stuff is mention in political threads. Is easily identifiable bickers accuses /pol/acks of unreal shit like being muslim pagans who love Hillary Clinton and are also Freemansons who want to kill white women etc. Is apparently a "right-wing" Christian who takes his religion very seriously which is why he was utterly assblasted over Ebola-chan (sperging that occultists got people involved into blood sacrifices) and a bunch of Hungarians nailing pigs heads and effigies to their border fence. Will write about a few more after work...
>>22333 I remember mikeee from 8ch /tech/, also, nice digits.
>>25443 Is the real koti still around?
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Absolute lunacy.
>>39010 Why do you say that?
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This dude
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Anti-Shill anon
How many are real people and how many are the product of persona management software?
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There's a few more from /o/ that haven't been mentioned >Devesh "Dev" Chaubey/Projecthoon Middle guy in the first pic is him. 40IQ Canadian who had a multiple year long vendetta against the sticker thread after they called his awful normalfag F&F ripoff stickers trash and roasted him for buying instagram followers. Doxed himself by watermarking his pictures, then complained about being doxed. /osg/ tried again and again to give him constructive criticism but each attempt was met with yanderedev tier tantrums. After completely failing to get any traction on /o/ he embarked on a two year quixotic quest to derail /osg/, scream down any new stores who asked for advice and get it banned by the mods. Eventually he begged his dad for enough money to cover the lease on an automatic scion FRS which he riced with shitty visual mods and promptly lost after driving like a retard in front of the police. He's mostly disappeared after scamming a bunch of people and ruining what little reputation he had left. I got bored one day and dug up a bunch of his old posts on some forum where he admitted to spending 7k on some shitty gacha game while still in high school. >Anti Subaru spammer Weirdo with OCD or autism or something that gets triggered by people talking about Subaru. He compulsively searches for any mention of Subaru so he can spam the thread with mechanically illiterate screeds about how much he hates them and post his folder of epic subaru pwns. Can be identified by his constant comparing of them to trucks and his obsession with talking about 70/30 weight distributions, which are entirely incorrect. He was outed as driving an automatic infinity G35 which funnily enough weighs about as much as a Subaru Impreza and has a similar weight distribution >Mrcummy Autistic californian furry from /g/ who learned how to weld, which he has taken as proof of his infinite knowledge of engineering. Showed up to a meet once with his boyfriend and spent the whole time being an autist spouting kekistan stuff. He pops into random threads begging for attention and is usually responded to with a webm of him nearly driving off a mountain at parking lot speeds bickers he's retarded and can't drive. Looks weirdly like Robert Wayne Stiles did when he wasn't crossdressing >Le angry ute guy Utter madman who wore a fursuit that looked like the muttcutts truck. He owned a lifted dodge ram with tacky teeth and a wolf mural on that back that he took out ultra assrape loans to pay for. He allegedly was so nuts that he was shunned by other furfags. I have no idea what happened to him and I haven't seen him post in a long time
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>>39027 >Anti-Deep State anon Is it George, the neorevolt site owner?
>>39024 >FEMA camps >Drumpf >poltards >healthcare >workers rights >FALC-tier delusions The incapacitatingly sanctimonious tone wasn't enough? Watching documentaries is the mark of a consumer. Even if completely factual, documentaries usually fail to grasp the full complexities of the subject and instead simplify everything for their respective narratives. He also thinks this pandemic will eventually lead to these wildly optimistic reforms on issues entirely peripheral at most to the actual threat posed by coronavirus. Seriously, where's the connection between poverty, class and workers rights with the coronavirus apart from lack of access to healthcare? The dude's delusional.
>>39052 what's neorevolt???????
>>39068 A Qoomer farmer: https://www.neonrevolt.com/ I bet his business selling lies work.
Kimball of thepurityspiral.com comes to mind. Some Gen x Gamma Male faggot whose stuck up over the fact that he was the leader of some TRS group and proceeded to create a forum presumably to get back at TRS while shilling for TRS cocks in a place full of a logs, feds, and exceptional individuals who hate the slightest mention of TRS. Notorious for going on drunken rants and shitting on people behind their backs while having no spine and masturbating himself over his former Stormfront glory days as some master Manosphere Aryan Pick up Artist.
>>39089 did you know Q is actually real? >why do shills attack it if it's fake? >why does fake news attack it if it's fake? if it's fake, just ignore it right? https://www.bitchute.com/video/nguX4FB8pzcL/ https://invidio.us/watch?v=P9BDZwULZVU https://invidio.us/watch?v=QDVQe5iRiPw https://invidio.us/watch?v=TWcZl9n5fyM https://www.bitchute.com/video/qvfUkQTG5QHP/
>>39065 Thank you.
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They made more of em. weeeew LAD.
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another one, all for now I guess.
>>39275 They made another one
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>>39337 I found another one
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>>39347 Sorry there are some strange issues, I'm reuploading in two parts to see if it makes it better. I don't know why they have to make these so damn big.
>>39065 >Seriously, where's the connection between poverty, class and workers rights with the coronavirus apart from lack of access to healthcare? The complete and absolute destruction of the economy, bro. If the economy collapses, then all these issues will become increasingly relevant.
>>39010 >>39065 >>41490 That all being said, this guy strikes me as those self-important morons who think they're speaking truth to power.
>>41491 >That all being said, this guy strikes me as those self-important morons who think they're speaking truth to power schizenu is the physical manifestation of exactly that
Ever since the riots started, EC has been going apeshit. There's too much to screencap, so I'll just post this archive: http://archive.is/uR06Q
>>60715 can't see it from there anon. please stop using archive.today sites, they are all behind cuckflare. use the wayback machine instead. >>>/tech/2895
>>60784 Thank you, much better.
>>23663 >accuse people of being one person across dozens of boards and sites no but I've been accused of being Zach >obsess over defending something against the derision of anonymous strangers not really obsessed, more like to shit post to fuck with retards. >respond to even the most half assed of insults only if its funny >frequently have exaggerated reactions to perceived slights that probably weren't even directed at you occasionally but then I realize it probably wasn't directed at me and don't respond. >feel the need to lose sleep and stay up until you collapse from exhaustion... I just have problems sleeping in general. >... just to berate people for disagreeing with you not this >genuinely believe any of the tantrums you throw will change anyone's mind about anything you believe or make you look like anything other than a delusional nutcase I have changed peoples mind. Its actually fun and funny to see how a stupid meme I might push a year ago eventually spreads and becomes a opinion held with other members of the image board even if only ironically. >genuinely believe there's an organized effort to discredit your opinions on trivial shit Not my opinions in particular but I believe their are organized effort to discredit and shit up image boards. Organization such as Shareblue, Leftypol, Twitch, Reddit, etc.
>>61127 Hey Zach
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A Brazilian decides to stir things up. Shit goes exactly as expected: https://web.archive.org/web/20200610175904/https://ernstchan.xyz/int/thread/43080 There was one good response to the OP, though.
>>61602 Holy shit, that first long reply is so fucking awful. What a preening faggot.
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If schizenu comes to a board you browse is it possible to make him leave by any means?
>>23663 >>accuse people of being one person across dozens of boards and sites You'd be surprised at the success rate. >>genuinely believe there's an organized effort to discredit your opinions on trivial shit <doesn't know bout the globalist division specifically focusing on imageboards to discredit anons who unravel their plans and paint them a schizos I can' help you if you don't help yourself.

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