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Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor. + Mark will ban you for 4 weeks from /v/ for having a different opinion about video games than him. + Mark REALLY likes nintendo switch + Mark will delete/ban Anons with the blanket reason "spam" which covers any opinions he doesn't like or games he doesn't believe should be discussed. + Mark believes that he is the arbiter of "chan culture" and that no /v/ should be allowed to exist unless he is in direct control. + Mark regularly will spam, derail, and shit up discussions on other boards that are critical of him.
>>49097 and accuse you of being a pedophile.
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>>48653 >cant post about video games, movies, politics, literature, etc... without jacking off to cartoons of children...
There's literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile.
>>46436 No, fuck off there pls
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>>46436 everyone who uses it is either foxdick farms fag or a cuckchan rapefugee >>51349 this >>51389 hebephile* >>51679 pics related
>>51695 >hebephile Literally the fucking worst. >pedophiles be like "Fucking babies is wrong, kill them! I'm better than that!" >ebeophiles be like "Fucking tweens is wrong, kill them! I'm better than that!" >hebefiles be like "Fucking teens is wrong, kill them! I'm better than that!" >lolifags be like "Fucking minors is wrong, kill them! I'm better than that!" >The rest of the world be like "This is so many levels of delusion, kill them all!"
>>51715 So what are you saying? Nepis are the most based of all? I agree in fact of course.
>>51715 Well you got hebephilia and ephebophilia backwards in your little green text chain. That said, there is a huge difference between pubescent "children" and those who haven't undergone puberty yet. People undergoing puberty are going to have an interest in sex, and are also going to be capable of reproduction, so it is only natural for someone to be attracted to them. One of the main reasons society is so messed up right now is due to the way teenage sexual relations are policed. This is bickers the only people becoming teen parents are the irresponsible rebels who want to have a kid at 15 as fuck-you to society. In an ideal society, marriage in the early teens would be something that is encouraged rather than shamed. Now teens are forced to look to porn and masturbation for sexual gratification, and proper long-term relationships are eschewed in favor of secretive flings fueled by bortion pills condoms and oral sex.
>>51715 You newfag. Lumping lolicons in with actual lolicons is peek newfag virtue signalling retardation. Go the fuck back to reddit if you can't stand the sight of drawings, you fucking snowflake.
>>52934 >You newfag. Lumping lolicons in with actual lolicons is peek newfag virtue signalling retardation. Go the fuck back to reddit if you can't stand the sight of drawings, you fucking snowflake. >Lumping lolicons in with actual lolicons What?
>>52934 you do realize that literally most of this board, like, 90%, is just normalfags from twitter engaging in gay ops against one another, right? And most of them are watching cartoons on their gay cytube channel, when they're not circlejerking about their favorite e-celebs in the cyclical Ask yourself this, since 8chan shut down, how much c.ontent was made on this board, not counting anything mark or IBS related? Nothing interesting. You're talking to pepe posting, 3D worshipping simps, both to women and to their e-celeb groomers. They don't know what "lolicon" is, to them, it's just "drawn child porn" No point in arguing with them, or tell them to go back to reddit(they likely already browse it, anyways). if you are going to dump any cocks, just do that, nothing else will work, and it clearly triggers them
Reminder that mark is a pedo and he is raiding julay/v/ with real co bickers no one goes to his shitty site
>>53103 Such an odd phenomenon that /cow/ became worse than most of the people featured on the catalog. Guess this is what happens when you invite mass waves of normalfags into your board.
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>>53157 Probably not him, he's too busy molesting people on twitter and is about to get banned again. Context: Samurai Shodown tweeted this out https://archive.md/S0V1A#selection-2899.0-3153.4 Deleted the tweet and apologized after someone fighting game community thot got bitchy over it: https://archive.md/Xa4tq https://archive.md/BfLjC https://archive.md/Va2Rk And then [Oy veying intensifies]: http://archive.vn/DDuBk >>53157 >>53158 Despite posting this in this thread of all places, I agree with you. I miss old, pre-IBS shit /cow/. Little ironic, really
>>53205 That Super Yan chick doesn't even know how to do a QCF input. Imagine bowing down to a literal retard like that.
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>>53205 ROFL LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, Cakejew, bickers of his GG autism wanted to find the source of who supersede the PR manager of a Twitter account, got slack for archiving shit already in public?!? LOL. I'd hate to be Jim Bulmer right now. He didn't even ask his HR rep.
>>53060 Lumpin lolicons in with actual pedos* I meant.
>>53844 They are actual pedos. They're just no child rapists, which pedos are neither.
>>54208 /v/ is ran by lolicon lovers now, deal with it, /cow/ sperg also, the only pedos on this site are the ones in your IRC room, lmao
So what's the update on Mark Mann, did the Fighting Game Community excommunicated him too yet?
>>54301 >/v/ is ran by lolicon lovers now you're saying that like it's a bad thing, pokemon lover >only pedos on this site are in your IRC room /v/ doesn't have an IRC room, newfag. julay irc room is a playground for /cow/ fags, figures that the actual pedophiles are the ones who are most uncomfortable right now
>>54477 Not much, it's not like he was ever big there to begin with.He's probably in a better position than the julay staff at this point, shekels aside.
>>54486 >>54301 >koigoon samefagging not sending his best
>>54301 >>54486 everest size KEK
>>54301 >>54486 >>55092 HELLO KOIKIKE YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE
>>54486 Could be a koigoon, could be Mark himself. 10/10 post, anyway. I enjoyed it and I'm sure everyone else did.
>>54301 >>54486 lol that said, /cow/boys are the most obnoxious kind of normalfag. I am not surprised it took so little prodding, over such basic bitch shit, to get them to completely shit themselves. Hanging_Flesh, the personification of nu/cow/, killed the site. sad to say this, but mark won just by the virtue of being the lesser sperg here, busy eating pies and getting his ass even fatter and waiting for julay to implode while he's doing nothing else
The new ni/gg/er headquarter is currently at https://zchan.cc/v/thread/406.html
>>56823 Nah mate. It's specifically the /v/edditor crossposting archetype that doesn't fit in and throws a hissy fit bickers they're told they have shit taste that I usually refer to as ni/gg/ers. If they get overrun by ni/gg/ers chimping out at a later stage, that's their problem.
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So when is 8chan.moe going down?
>>57146 They already got reported by (((esther))) for loli but their new host didn't care. Probably not any time soon unless cakejew loses his shit over something stupid again.
>>57583 I find it suspicious that this whole reporting and purging stopped the instant pedophiles and S‚ÄčARGONrs were forced onto mark's chan.
>>57856 Haha anyone else remember when vch was literally the single only board on the webring that wasn't being fucked with by dolphin? What a weird coincidence. Also does anyone remember the weird coincidence that mark happened to sticky dolphins thread about d&c by accident lol. Anyone remember that very random weird coincidence?
>>58607 a real coinkydink
so when's 8fed going down?
I love loli hentai
>>45049 I agree with this, but they should remove low quality threads, unless you want to end up with braindead boards like cuckchan.
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Some chink making a few posts shilling for china was apparently enough of a reason for Mark to demand that tor be disabled. Now his goons are defending his honour and attempting to justify banning tor posting. https://archive.fo/px7rQ
>that performance >the suspicious absence of the same shitposting plaguing all the ring's boards most fed board to ever exist
>>62182 Where's the funny? There's nothing funny about spam.
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>>62182 >>62366 Tor was never good, anyway. >>61954 Speaking of...
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>page 4
https://archive.fo/2vEkN Acidkike is working to implement a "system" where he can individually identify and "ban" specific tor users. This is some of the most radioactive shit I've seen in awhile.
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>>63740 Browser fingerprinting isn't all that hard if you just datamine the shit out of your users browser data. Thing is if they're using tor and spamming cp, they surely know how to block js/session/cookie/localstorage, manipulate their user agent, etc. You just end up datamining your regular users as collateral :^) Based captcha.
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It's not datamining, ok? It's just persistent retention of your browser data. It's basically magic. That's dumber than anything dolphin's ever come up with.
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>>63770 >could have just said they were doing a tor specific captcha system to prevent spam >instead he goes on about how they're going to create a magical system to ban tor users and that tor isn't as secure as people think This guy really isn't very good at optics.
>>63770 >the captcha bypass token will create a unique server-side ID for the that's attached to that token Right, so delete your client side cookies and renew your captcha. At best, it's still a tor block but allowing current tor users that renewed their captcha before the block is put up, at worst it's still persistently tracking your regular users that don't regularly clear their cache. And the best case has a pretty obvious flaw if the attacker just stocks up on captcha tokens beforehand, so you have to profile by good posts vs throwaway spam, and minimum number of captcha renewals.
>>63750 I'm wholesomely enjoying the irony, Cole, the fed who pitched 08chan.zeronet address, stating "just TORify" your BitTorrent connection, is admitting NavyOnion is deanonymous by default. >NOW Has been*. >>63770 I just love he thinks about identifying bad actors, when bad actors are bad actors, they'll (1) session and move on. Maybe consider banning files instead?

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