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Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
is PPP really a old Jim fanboy? I've heard that he sucked Mister Metokur cock on a live stream about GamerGate.
>>58308 Yeah, but he is funny.
GAYTOR WON
>>58308 >ironybro >white nationalist. No. You were alright with your bitching and moaning until then. >hypocrite How so?
PPP won
>>58308 You have to go back to foxdick sheryl nome.
>>58362 If Sheryl is OP, I want crotch pics. /cow/ already has more than it can ask for in >>58318
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>>58308 You know Kraut made that wojack, right?
>>58360 Calm down, Nansam, you only post cringe shit
Son of Tiamat is right about PPP fanboys You guys are cringe.
>>58364 How does someone so large maintian such a hairless nether-region?
>>58698 Josh knows
>>58698 Being fat raises estrogen.
>>58698 Some white guys are that hairless
is PPP actually gay or asexual? Surfer used to smash lots of girls, but PPP looks very similar to Nick Fuentes in that respect.
>>59879 he stands naked in kitchen with the hopes that surfer will walk in and see him
>>59881 our boy Surfer used to be a junk, but nowadays he is really based, he would never commit any sodomy act, but PPP seems more like an actual Gay guy instead of an "incel".
Did Josh deleted PPP thread?
>>59879 >>59881 PPP is asexual with some gay traits, and Godwinson is a feeder, look how fat PPP has become since he meet with Godwinson
>>60095 Those aren't tic tacs, anon. >>58364
He really acts like a sperg on discord?
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JOKES ON U GUY IT WAS ME LEO PIRATE ALL ALONG 4D CHESS
>>60677 This thread belongs to Weasel chad
>>60677 >>gaybashing >>kinkshaming t.fascist
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>>61092 >OMFGGG HOW DARE U BE TRANSPHOBE DXXXXXX
gator is that you
>>58308 He likes to pass of his anti-white/8 year old druggie political takes as a work from Professional Wrestling. I think he's being sincere. Furthermore, the fact that he's now parroting the same talking points as Mersh from Revenge tof the CIS is also eyebrow raising.
>>60677 redpill me on weeno teh dawg

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