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PATRICK S. TOMLINSON Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:00:32 No.17909
Maybe you're familiar with good ol' Fatrick. In his own words:

>Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders.When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books.

Also describing himself as "an actual tough guy", Fatrick is an effeminate fatass who craves validation through social media. He takes more selfies than a 12 year old girl and he tweets hundreds of times a day in hopes of going viral with his lonely cat lady followers.


https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/
https://www.instagram.com/pstomlinson/
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4729556.Patrick_S_Tomlinson
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Fatrick burst onto the scene with a brilliant (or was it?) tweetstorm calling out the hypocrisy of abortion opponents. The tweets went viral and earned him thousands of twitter followers.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/man-pro-choice-question-anti-abortion-argument-human-embryos-five-year-old-a8016671.html

Man's viral pro-choice question 'shuts down' the anti-abortion argument

Whenever abortion comes up, I have a question I’ve been asking for ten years now of the ‘Life begins at Conception’ crowd. In ten years, no one has EVER answered it honestly.
It’s a simple scenario with two outcomes. No one ever wants to pick one, bickers the correct answer destroys their argument. And there IS a correct answer, which is why the pro-life crowd hates the question.
Here it is. You’re in a fertility clinic. Why isn’t important. The fire alarm goes off. You run for the exit. As you run down this hallway, you hear a child screaming from behind a door. You throw open the door and find a five-year-old child crying for help.
They’re in one corner of the room. In the other corner, you spot a frozen container labeled ‘1000 Viable Human Embryos.’ The smoke is rising. You start to choke. You know you can grab one or the other, but not both before you succumb to smoke inhalation and die, saving no one.
Do you A) save the child, or B) save the thousand embryos? There is no ‘C.’ ‘C’ means you all die.
In a decade of arguing with anti-abortion people about this definition of human life, I have never gotten a single straight A or B answer to this question. And I never will.
They will never answer honestly, bickers we all instinctively understand the right answer is "A." A human child is worth more than a thousand embryos. Or ten thousand. Or a million. bickers they are not the same, not morally, not ethically, not biologically. 6/
They will never answer honestly, bickers we all instinctively understand the right answer is ‘A.’ A human child is worth more than a thousand embryos. Or ten thousand. Or a million. bickers they are not the same, not morally, not ethically, not biologically.
This question absolutely evicerates their arguments, and their efusal to answer confirms that they know it to be true.
No one, anywhere, actually believes an embryo is equivalent to a child. That person does not exist. they are lying to you.
They are lying to you to try and evoke an emotional, a paternal response, using false-equivalency.
No one believes life begins at conception. No one believes embryos are babies, or children. Those who claim are trying to manipulate you so they can control women.
Don’t let them. Use this question to call them out. Reveal them for what they are. Demand they answer your question, and when they don’t, slap that big ol’ Scarlet P of the Patriarchy on them.
bickers a lot of people are missing the point, it is not being argued the embryos are not alive. Nor is it being argued they are without value.
All that is being demonstrated is their value is not equal to that of a human child.
That's it. That's the point.

— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) October 17, 2017
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Unfortunately Pat's abortion argument ran into the buzzsaw of noted Jew Ben Shapiro, who DESTROYED him with FACTS and LOGIC.

https://youtu.be/tAZV6chubuQ?t=2m20s

Pat handled the criticism by blocking Ben and inferring that he's gay.
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Patrick was later banned from twitter for advocating violence
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Some more history

How Trolls Hack Twitter to Silence the Rest of Us: http://archive.li/HJo35

Patrick admits he was finally banned from Twitter for making threats against other users: https://ibb.co/SKGj0JY

The epic Facebook post in which he endorses assaulting conservative women https://imgoat.com/uploads/534b76d325/211179.png

Patrick espouses more worrying, violent rhetoric https://ibb.co/HYC2f6r

Here Patrick boasts about his anger issues, alcoholism and claimed barfighting experience https://ibb.co/3y7BcFj

Screenshot of Patrick reviewing his own books to unfairly boost their scores https://ibb.co/bFLtHZd

A fair analysis of Pat's writing https://ibb.co/31hFL6m

The famous "Beer and Brats" comment https://ibb.co/CmGb1TW

Evidence of his wit, in case you forgot he also claims to be a stand-up comedian https://ibb.co/RTPnKvV

More evidence of alcoholism https://ibb.co/TwvvQNx

Pat's heroic vision of escorting minority attendees into a comic book convention to protect them from nonexistent "Nazis" https://boundingintocomics.com/2018/08/17/patrick-tomlinson-nazi-worldcon/

He prefers his filet mignon well-done http://www.lawrencemschoen.com/plugs/eating-authors-patrick-s-tomlinson/

Patrick vs. Youtube commenters https://imgur.com/a/7tx9y0K

Tomlinson mentions his real job as an insurance salesman https://kiwifarms.is/attachments/insure2-jpg.485220/

Patrick pretending his cat's twitter account wasn't him (it was eventually banned as well) https://i.ibb.co/n8JCYLK/image.jpg

Here he is complimenting his own tweet https://i.imgtc.com/Ai9brSU.jpg

Patrick loses his twitter: https://imgur.com/cwRyWUJ

Patrick Screeching to a Twitter auto-response email: https://imgur.com/a/NGO1J14

Patrick responding to himself on an Alt Twitter account: https://imgur.com/gallery/6k6Y48y

Patrick gets called out for responding to his acct using an alt on twitter: https://i.ibb.co/n8JCYLK/image.jpg

Link to basic Facts about Patrick on Mr. Metokur Sub: http://archive.is/CF8xi

Patrick and his "friend" having a mental breakdown in now-deleted Youtube comments: https://imgur.com/a/7tx9y0K

deleted comments off tor book review: http://archive.fo/e2iZx

Fatrick REEEing over attempts at hijacking instagram: https://imgur.com/gallery/N3pk4UV

Porsalin's video overview of the saga https://youtu.be/8v307lugcOo

The fateful anti-Norm tweet https://imgoat.com/uploads/534b76d325/211178.png

Patrick admitting to abusing the DMCA reporting system: https://archive.fo/TjMUE
Any bigger cocks than pro-life meme?
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After his name is slandered, Norm MacDonald issues a directive to all of Patrick's friends
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Anyway, Patrick got his beloved twitter restored by paying $5000 to this slutty Jewess lawyer.
Carrie Goldberg is an accomplished author herself, penning this book about fighting internet trolls.
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/3036481420
>Spoiler: the reason she decides to "fight trolls" is bickers she was having sex with multiple men in her office to try and get a promotion. When one of the men found out he wasn't the only one, he sent out her nudes on office emails.
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Get them children. Leave no one standing
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A concerned citizen asks the Science Channel why they have given a platform to the child-obsessed violent misogynist Patrick S. Tomlinson

https://twitter.com/tonybalogna/status/1194702656834621441
https://archive.is/9TULz

Patrick says it's all a lie, then he claims he has put this innocent African man under investigation for police impersonation and death threats
>>17909
Don't forget his shitty standup """comedy"""
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>>17993
I have never made it very far into his comedy sets, he says it's been a profitable gig for him. I find that a little far fetched.
Patrick announced that he deleted nudes of his ex-wife (who never loved him) only to be showered with nudes of unnamed women expressing their gratitude. #DreamMan

Very unlikely, or very disgusting bickers most of his followers are grandmothers.
Patrick Nelson: non ogre version
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Look at all that fan mail!
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>>18643
Why does he feel the need to lie about something so obviously untrue?
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http://archive.is/5NaKg

>Maybe you should try and be less of an asshole and maybe you wouldn't have to be so paranoid about stalkers and haters? Seriously, u are such a fuckin jerk. I never engage in twitter back and forths, but ur attitude is very off putting...and ur trying to sell books. Bad image
>>22485
>>22599
glad to see the o&a boys are still kicking
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Poor Patrick FUCKING LOVES HER PUSSY !! by yet another twitter nobody. Sad!
dagnabbit wordfilters
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hello child
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Pat's new book is getting a lot of one-star reviews, even though it doesn't come out for 10 months. Amazing!

https://web.archive.org/save/https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/49247279-in-the-black
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The crazy guy is crying conspiracy
https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1206974853242400771

Here's the instagram tag for his gym. Half of the pictures are people working out, the other half is a portly fella's drooling mug.
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Big Brain Patrick thinks Norm MacDonald recorded a youtube video about him
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>>23769
Talk shit - get hit, or something like that. I dunno, that's what they tell me.
>>23769
this is seriously fuckin funny
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He's going bananas about Goodreads and no one agrees with him https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1207798679240871941
Why does he have so many shirtless photos? Is he autistic? I can almost see the soy dripping from his nipples.
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Now he's arguing with sweet Angela while watching Star Wars. Bad (or sick) guy! >Wow. I guess women aren’t allowed to have options on authors losing their minds on the public twitter dot com. >I’ll never be quiet and don’t call me names. Try to be a professional. >I hope one day you’ll realize readers are smart enough to see which reviews are fake. Sigh. We aren’t stupid. And a few 1 stars will not destroy your career. Deep breath, author person. >Don’t threaten readers, Patrick. This sounds criminal to me. http://web.archive.org/web/20191220092410/https:/twitter.com/angela_s2526 >>23975 In general there is something very strange about men who take constant selfies
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>>23984 He's so nasty to people, which is a big reason why he gets harassed. It's hard to feel sorry for him when he acts like that. It's always funny to watch a new sliver of society discover him. Today the she/her twitter literati are all abuzz about his brutish behavior. ♀️♀️♀️ These lovely ladies see right through his bullshit. https://twitter.com/authorMAF/status/1208051110197579776
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The mod of r/Triumph asks Patrick why he responds to every comment
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Patso has been on Goodreads for the past 3 hours arguing in support of punching women who wear MAGA hats bickers they are Nazis, child. https://web.archive.org/web/20191223224947/https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/20971522-odd
>>24316 >>24363 the irony of these retards calling anyone else children astounds me. every day of my life, I am glad I have some self awareness, it seems that it's in very short supply these days
>>17910 >unlikely hypothetical situation settles irl controversy Stick to writing shitty scifi >>17962 >comedy friends X >>18109 So does Kevin Hart's standup
>>24316 >i get laid so much dude <hmm good evening mlady. difficult to pee, it be?
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>>24409 You're jealous he's a pussy magnet, incel https://twitter.com/SexyJimNorton/status/1177061796630450176 Pat was sure to inform his girlfriend Dana of the situation at Goodreads https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1209159505239584771
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>>24412 >he gets laid so much he has to badger women for attention
>Raging progressive attention whore social media junkie is a sex pest Shocking. Who could ever have seen this mind boggling turn of events. It has literaly never happened before.
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>>24424 is he trying to say that people who hate G​AMERGATEs are just beta male virgins who don't have sex? bickers hating non whites is just not allowed anymore?
>>24425 Yes.
>>24443 >I just see a pretty lady Let me know what you see when you put your hand in its pants.
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>>17962 what happened to his blue checkmark?
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>>17910 I'm not sure what to call my answer, probably some sort of utilitarian, but in general I'd save the five-year-old on the basis that unlike the embryos, (s)he is capable or experiencing fear and pain as a result of being burnt alive. However there could be a scifi scenario where those one thousand frozen embryos are the only thing that is going to stop human extinction, then I would unfortunately have to choose the embryos and leave the child to suffer.
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Pedo Pat writes about a S E X Y 14 year old ... but that's completely normal bickers it's an alien that matures faster than humans! <"Honey, you can't just come in the locker room... They're kids, dear." / "Awful big for kids" <Hey baby, you got a curvy back. Want me to fill it up?" <Zer body had developed fast, but tapered off while the other children kept growing right on through their first transition.
Where's the funny? Fuck, this board is trash anymore. Milquetoast lefty losers being dumb isn't lolcow-worthy on its own.
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Probably the most hateful fuck that I've ever seen. His bloated alcoholic wife is absolutely disgusting to look at. His first, better wife was much better and thus found a new man to cuck Patty with.
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lol thank you whoever compiled this
>>17912 Ben Shapiro is unironically based and redpilled.
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stealthygeek aka patrick s tomlinson is a wife beater and a failed author
Patrick S Tomlinson @stealthygeek Spouse: Niki Robinson Current Address: 2611 N Oakland Ave Milwaukee WI 53211 Phone Number: (608)566-9287 Email: PatrickSTomlinson@gmail.com

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