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Introducing Dynapaul Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 04:11:54 ID: 0ba0fd No.22474
Alright, I don't know WHO the fuck to send this to. I've posted this to I don't give a fuck WHO sees it - it's about getting as many people TO see this as possible. You may say this is the 'wrong board' for this, but I disagree; this dude's writing incorporate all damn media except /tv/ - This shit MUST be shared. Send this to KiwiFarms, Something Awful, Fred Knudsen, or even Jim. I don't care who.

I present to you an absolutely prolific, insane writer, by the name of Paul 'Dynapaul' Dy.

A basic google search for 'Paul Dy' comes up with NOTHING related to this man - you MUST specifically search for 'Dynapaul Wiki'.

I want that changed - this man's name MUST be the first result.

So who the fuck is this man? In brief, I have no damn idea, but what I do know is this:

PREFACE - this man runs a FANDOM wiki page that is so schizophrenic and disorganized, I feel like Charlie trying to connect the Pepe Sylvia mystery from It's Always Sunny - bickers I cannot, for the life of me, follow these links cohesively; for example, he has at least 2 different versions of 'Hyrule' from the Zelda franchise, neither of which reliably link back to one another.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Kingdom_of_Hyrule

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/United_States_of_Hyrule

1 - He has, at the MINIMUM, been active since 2011 - at least his Wiki has, according to his account profile on said wiki. So I'm of the belief that, given how prolific he is, he MUST be an adult now.

2 - His Self-Insert - which he bases everything in his Wiki off of - is known as Paul Gekko. PIC RELATED.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Murakumo_Gekko

3 - His art, cognitive understanding, writing style, and mental development as a whole is in many ways, akin to oldschool Chris-Chan.

4 - he appears to be basing the majority of his headcanon on a made-up anime series he's allegedly working on: Megaman ZX Shippuden.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Mega_Man_ZX_Shippuden

5 - Said headcanon is utterly insane, and feels like an alternate reality where MUGEN got way the fuck out of hand - he appears to be incorporating almost every entertainment property under the sun in some way, from Codname: KND to MLP:FiM, from Naruto to Skies of Arcadia, or from Zelda to Destroy All Humans!, and One Piece to Warhammer 40k.

6 - While a sizable portion of the hyperlinks in his wiki simply trace back to the official FANDOM wikis for those characters, he DOES have his own entry for a disturbingly large amount of characters, which are equally batshit insane. Some of the prime examples include:

Dr. Robotnik (bickers, of course, no autism fest is complete without goddamn Sonic, is it?)

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Ivo_%22Eggman%22_Robotnik

A samurai version of Link

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Miharu

Emperor Hylia, a sentient monster truck that runs its own nation and is part of a fictional series WITHIN his Megaman anime called the 'Book of Sega' - This shit is autismception.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_Hylia

But that's only the fucking tip of the goddamn iceberg. Some of the most mind-numbngly insane reads I've come across on this godforsaken corner of the internet include his various nations, ideologies, wars, gods, and religions. Feast your eyes upon such great works as:

The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Galactic_Eggman_Empire

The High School Wars

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Search?query=high+school+war

the extended 'Family' of Paul Gekko

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Gekko_Family

The Great Grand Civil War

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Grand_Civil_War

CONT
A race of Lovecraftian creatures known as Druthulidi (FUN FACT: THIS ONE WAS STOLEN FROM ANOTHER FAN CREATION, CALLED HYRULE CONQUEST. I wasn't lying when I said this shit was autismception.)

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Druthulidi

https://hyruleconquest.fandom.com/wiki/Druthulidi

a Shinto-Cristian hybrid holy book that incorporates almost 30 different timelines and characters that range from Star Fox to Samurai Jack

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Shinto_Christian_Mythology

I don't know what the FUCK I've stumbled across, but this shit needs to be archived and researched in depth.
I remember 8/cow had similar thread about wiki, where some autists slapped all movie/game universes together.
Holy shit, send this to Deadwing Dork
only good thread on /cow/ right now
I don't have a problem with making him the new chris chan, but for fuck's sake, leave kiwis out of this, they will just trollshield him like they've done with chris, and we will have a "no fun allowed" situation like we've had with chris since at the very least the ideas guy doxxing fiasco
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>Paul Gekko (月光ポール, Gekkou Poro) or his alias "Tsurugi Kenshin" was the Jinchūriki of the both the Yamata no Orochi and the Eight Headed Tailed Beast. He is the very Descendant of Susanoo Uzumaki and the Son of Kusanagi and Laura. He is a Member of the Gekko Family. He is the Brother of Kyoji Gekko, Shunji Gekko, Kaede Gekko, Mikazuchi no Mikoto, Sōma Gekko and Mira Gekko. He was a Pilot of the Giant Gundam version of Paul Gekko and the RT-55-09 Orochi Gundam. He is more commonly known as Hero of the River Bed (出雲の英雄, Izumo no Eiyu), Chris, Temple of Hatred, Sonic the Hedgehog, Paul the Hedgehog, Super Magician, Megaman Digger, and the Wizard of Justice.
He put this much effort into his description after drawing himself like that?

>The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.
Is that you, Molay?
>>22656
The good thing about that is there doesn't seem to be anything to find. His account profile on his Wiki page leads to a deleted Facebook account and a non existent discord profile. I believe he has a Deviant art by the name of PaulDy15, but there is no PII.
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>>22660
IT GETS WORSE

Here's a "family song" which I can only describe as his self insert getting a pizza bukkake from angels.

Gekko Clan Ritual Song
>Larry and Gekko Clan: (singing chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! (angel chorus come in)
>Angel Chorus: Come to me!
>Larry: Tomato sauce & cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
>Angel Chorus: On my knees!
>Larry and Gekko Clan: You'll live forever in my memory! Pizza Angel, please come to me!
>Angel Chorus: Come to me!
>Larry and Gekko Clan: Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
>Angel Chorus: On my knees!
>All: I will miss you for eternity!
>>22753 >>22828 reminds me of this sperg https://invidio.us/watch?v=1KqbitSp5DA imagine how much more autism there would be to read if his social media profiles were still active
I'm sorry. That was my fault
I will not do that again. Even I Have to make my own videos.

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