Alright, I don't know WHO the fuck to send this to. I've posted this to I don't give a fuck WHO sees it - it's about getting as many people TO see this as possible. You may say this is the 'wrong board' for this, but I disagree; this dude's writing incorporate all damn media except /tv/ - This shit MUST be shared. Send this to KiwiFarms, Something Awful, Fred Knudsen, or even Jim. I don't care who.
I present to you an absolutely prolific, insane writer, by the name of Paul 'Dynapaul' Dy.
A basic google search for 'Paul Dy' comes up with NOTHING related to this man - you MUST specifically search for 'Dynapaul Wiki'.
I want that changed - this man's name MUST be the first result.
So who the fuck is this man? In brief, I have no damn idea, but what I do know is this:
PREFACE - this man runs a FANDOM wiki page that is so schizophrenic and disorganized, I feel like Charlie trying to connect the Pepe Sylvia mystery from It's Always Sunny - bickers I cannot, for the life of me, follow these links cohesively; for example, he has at least 2 different versions of 'Hyrule' from the Zelda franchise, neither of which reliably link back to one another.https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Kingdom_of_Hyrulehttps://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/United_States_of_Hyrule
1 - He has, at the MINIMUM, been active since 2011 - at least his Wiki has, according to his account profile on said wiki. So I'm of the belief that, given how prolific he is, he MUST be an adult now.
2 - His Self-Insert - which he bases everything in his Wiki off of - is known as Paul Gekko. PIC RELATED.https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Murakumo_Gekko
3 - His art, cognitive understanding, writing style, and mental development as a whole is in many ways, akin to oldschool Chris-Chan.
4 - he appears to be basing the majority of his headcanon on a made-up anime series he's allegedly working on: Megaman ZX Shippuden.https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Mega_Man_ZX_Shippuden
5 - Said headcanon is utterly insane, and feels like an alternate reality where MUGEN got way the fuck out of hand - he appears to be incorporating almost every entertainment property under the sun in some way, from Codname: KND to MLP:FiM, from Naruto to Skies of Arcadia, or from Zelda to Destroy All Humans!, and One Piece to Warhammer 40k.
6 - While a sizable portion of the hyperlinks in his wiki simply trace back to the official FANDOM wikis for those characters, he DOES have his own entry for a disturbingly large amount of characters, which are equally batshit insane. Some of the prime examples include:
Dr. Robotnik (bickers, of course, no autism fest is complete without goddamn Sonic, is it?)https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Ivo_%22Eggman%22_Robotnik
A samurai version of Linkhttps://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Miharu
Emperor Hylia, a sentient monster truck that runs its own nation and is part of a fictional series WITHIN his Megaman anime called the 'Book of Sega' - This shit is autismception.https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_Hylia
But that's only the fucking tip of the goddamn iceberg. Some of the most mind-numbngly insane reads I've come across on this godforsaken corner of the internet include his various nations, ideologies, wars, gods, and religions. Feast your eyes upon such great works as:
The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Galactic_Eggman_Empire
The High School Warshttps://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Search?query=high+school+war
the extended 'Family' of Paul Gekkohttps://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Gekko_Family
The Great Grand Civil Warhttps://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Grand_Civil_War