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Anonymous 12/11/2019 (Wed) 01:33:55 ID: d16af4 No.22765
Sweet Christ he has a national anthem about himself.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Zero_to_Hero

>Bless my soul
>Paul was on a roll
>Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
>What a pro
>Paul could stop a show
>Point him at a monster and you're talking S.R.O.
>He was a no one
>A zero, zero
>Now he's a honcho
>He's a hero
>Paul was a kid with his act down pat

>From zero to hero
>In no time flat
>Zero to hero
>Just like that
>When he smiled
>The girls went wild with "ooh"s and "aah"s
>And they slapped his face on every vase
(on every "vase")

>From appearance fees and royalties
>Our Paul had cash to burn
>Now nouveau riche and famous
>He could tell you what's a Grecian urn!

>Say amen
>There he goes again
>Sweet and undefeated
>And an awesome 10 for 10
>Folks lined up
>Just to watch him flex
>And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs

>Paul Gekko, he comes he sees, he conquers
>Honey, the crowds were going bonkers
>He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
>From zero to hero
>A major hunk
>Zero to hero
>And who'd have thunk?

>Who put the "glad" in "gladiator"?
>Paul Gekko!
>Whose daring deeds are great theater?
>Paul Gekko!
>Is he bold?
>No one braver
>Is he sweet?
>Our favorite flavor

>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko

>Bless my soul
>Paul was on a roll
>He's in training
>Riding high
>And the nicest guy
>Not conceited

>He was a nothin'
>A zero, zero
>Now he's a honcho
>He's our hero
>He hit the heights at breakneck speed

>From zero to hero
>Paul is a hero
>Now he's a hero

>Wait and See!
WOW, I fucking newfagged. Meant to post in that other thread
Ineresting
>>22765 >>22766 Kiwifag cuckchanners need to get gassed, holy shit.
Yikes
>>22765 If you'e going to phonepost, learn how to crop

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