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The story of a dolphin poster Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 07:45:16 ID: 2b4f09 No.22314
He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.
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don't forget he also made an internet site that's quite sketchy
can't access it now so have his board instead 8kun.top/dolphin
and threads of him sperging out
oh and he also made a thread announcing that he posted cp by "accident".
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You mean that strange dolpcorp website? I looked at it and it's terrible. He's also running darlingserver.com (see the attached image).
He managed to block archive.today.
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I added it on, so it would re-archive bickers it kept displaying blank pages.
Made a typo.
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There's a chance this retarded dolphin is behind the ddos against lynxchan-based imageboards. I can't habeeb it.
This thread proves you faggots are actually the real autists and lolcows that are triggered by EVERYTHING
shut your clog dumb dolphin
>/cow/ is the real lolcows
How original. Did you think that up all by yourself?
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this guy made a site and got it on the webring. It currently has two boards with posts from the future. http://archive.li/Rc6ux I am very angry that this has occurred. Someone needs a stern talking to.
I guess he wants to be our new Autphag, what with starting threads about himself, claiming to have DDoSed Julay World, adding himself to the webring with the intent to fuck it up, and so on. I've never heard of this guy before he started asking me to delete the threads he started about himself, so the effort he's putting into this is more confusing than anything. Has he garnered attention from any of you before?
>>28272 never heard of him. He doesn't seem to really create an impact either, at least for me.
>>28272 He was denied /r9k/ ownership, for some reason, and is throwing a fit since then. I think its the eunuch again.
>>28272 From some other anon From what I've seen: >This board is newly created and quickly gaining traction >Someone creates a thread, asking if anyone else likes plush toys - the OP of the thread posts his push toy that he loves, a dolphin >At this point, nothing has happened and dolphin man was fine; even the thread was going fine >Somehow dolphin man posts a link to CP >It's quickly deleted and dolphin man is banned as per the global rules >He tries to defend himself, something about posting a link is completely fine, only visiting it is wrong >BO continues to ban him wherever he appears >Dolphin man spirals out of control, starts spamming the board with Tarrant shit and whatnot >Eventually Dolphin man tries to apologise and create a tech thread, but posts a photo of his dolphin with his computer and now starts using it to avatarfag >He starts visiting other places on the webring and is quickly found out >Anons begin archiving his posts, which he gets annoyed at >Dolphin man asks for the archives to be deleted or else he'll exploit a weakness in LynxChan >When it doesn't happen, he begins attacking this site Honestly after this the whole thing blew up and I didn't really care to follow >Continues to attack this site >Starts becoming a problem for other boards >Sets up a variety of boards (seems /dolphin/ on 8kun is now gone though) and continues causing needless drama >Dolphin man accidentally reveals something that leads back to him - apparently his first name is Luke and he has a Reddit account >The retard admin of Julay decides to add dolphin man's honeypot sites to the webring; now dolphin man can scrape IPs I don't know if >>4065 is true as there isn't concrete proof but it is very likely as dolphin man is obsessed with /r9k/
/r9k/ at anoncafe is down bickers of him rn afaik. > 2020-02-19 0300 UTC: Anon.cafe's version of LynxChan is being hit by a DoS targeting our captcha after said captcha proved effective in blocking spam. https://fatpeople.lol/r9k/thread/1.html#1
Dolphinposter is likely behind the JSchan thread too, /r9k/ has a bunker there so he wants to go after fatpeople.lol, but since that site uses JSchan instead of Lynxchan which he already knows how to target, he's trying to go after the dev instead while he figures out how to exploit JSchan directly.
>>33266 The whole site is down, not just /r9k/.
>>28363 Eunuch was a guy who chopped off his balls and posted on /r9k/. he used to write like this with no commas or periods and all around very weirdly. He was a jew too (or at least claimed to be), cited Bible verses that supposedly supporting chopping his balls off.
>>35197 Unfortunately, dolphin G​AMERGATE does not write like eunuch did, and I seriously doubt eunuch knows enough about computer related stuff to DDOS anoncafe.
>>22320 up it goes
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sticky pls
I'm sorry dolphin
>>28334 Abstraction really is beyond a sperg, that's the only way I can rationalize the adage of tards doubling down instead of changing tactics.
Come over to bernd.group
>>35610 Robi is a complete pussy why doesn't he wordfilter this one? Is he scared. The owner of the most active bunker scared of a small measly site. Pitiful truly pitiful.
>>35622 board creation is open on omni. the fuck are you even trying anymore?
>>35657 (((data mining)))
>>35659 you're gonna need to try harder than samefagging and creating boards on open chans to get anyone to buy your fake conspiracy
To those of you who don't know what's going on, he posted a false flag here >>>/meta/4445 and elsewhere claiming to be some other site owner. He also makes fake IRC "quotes" like: <robi> lol I datamine you all He posts stuff like this as "evidence." Then he spams it repeatedly, like so: >>>/meta/4535 along with other schizo nonsense like robi being pregnant, lol.
>>35681 That reminds me of >>>/dig/
>>35703 >0ac9c4 is the same person as 2be40c <samefagging accusations might as well throw the same back at you schizo and fyi i'm making "baseless accusations" bickers the retard is obsessed has used my name on 3 seperate chans to push his autistic conspiracy. ay but maybe ur him right?
I wanted to respond to >>35703, but it got deleted. Too bad.
>>35706 >I think what I posted was at least sufficient enough yet nothing you posted was proof that anyone was samefagging, nor was it a good argument
dolphin have you tried drowning yourself in semen
What's his endgame?
>>35713 drowning in semen
>>35714 Still a fag
dolphintard your thread is forever
>>28334 >scrape IPs oh noooooooo he'll get my VPN address noooooooooooo

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