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16chan admin 663 is a lolcow Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:53:57 ID: 397a3b No.9069 [Reply] [Last]
663, owner of 16chan, deletes threads and posts where posters mention his Asian girlfriend, him hugging his gf's foot, and photos of the related, banning posters for a year. The unedited photos found at >>8104, >>8105, and >>8106 are automatically filtered and prevented from being uploaded, but with small modifications, such as the text I added to each photo with the help of Microsoft Paint, you can get around this filter.

He desperately doesn't want this information about him spread, but unfortunately that means he is only begging to be Streisanded.

Any more photos or dirt on him?
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In fact, now that I think of it, anonleaf reminds me strongly of the BO of the now defunct imageboard Nextchan's /pol/ (can't remember the guy's name off the top of my head). Both are/were pushing for Christian/Muslim antagonism and the nextpol BO splattered disgusting bestiality on his board in the wake of the Christchurch shooting hoax, and the Nextchan admin came along to join in the "fun".
>>23546
>>23547
Yeah, it's pretty obvious when you're dealing with an Israeli shill. Their grammar is uniquely bad and different from Russian or Chinese commoners. It's almost in the same way that Arab commoners have bad grammar.

It's amusing sometimes on 4zog when you outwit a shill and they grammatically devolve in anger.
While I was typing that, he checked his own post on /b/ (even though the board is so slow, that digits don't matter). It's probably him trying to false flag as a normal user to astroturf the userbase as being on his side.
http://archive.md/9UlIl
>checkd
Misspelt as well.
>>23548
I was on Nextchan when it still had the "Zionist Internet Memes" thread and famous homosexuals thread.
As soon as the Christchurch shooting happened (I was torn between it being a hoax and Tarrant just being influenced by Masonchan spooks), I knew he was illegitimate. I reposted the Zionist memes thread on Endchan after that and now it's been slid to obscurity. I only started posting here and on 16chan months later (after Nextchan already died), I'm sure there's some tie between the former Nextchan BO/moderation team and with 633. Maybe he's Anonleaf himself.
>>23550
*but of course he still shows up as BV. He forgot to log off it seems.
>>9257
>These faggots show up to everything thread about the alt-chan leaks I'm surprised no one has doxed this guy out of spite yet. There is too much damage control going on for it to be a nothing burger.
Have you found anything funny? >>23443 is calling him a troll and not a lolcow. Beyond the webring's meta concerns, why would this interest /cow/?
Edited last time by JEWS on 12/16/2019 (Mon) 15:58:21.

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Preventing the dolphin poster Anonymous 12/16/2019 (Mon) 11:07:46 ID: a2ebc8 No.23557 [Reply] [Last]
How do we protect ourselves against that sadistic autist dolphin poster?

He managed to bypass a nginx IP ban by generating a new DO droplet and running for 30 minutes before destroying it. It would only cost him $17 cents.

He seems to have destroyed anon.cafe, so the captcha system is bugged, same with the SSL stuff and LynxChan.
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>>23557
Update: he killed it.
>>23557
Nobody is impressed by your ""attacks", dolphinfag. Anon.cafe has worked fine all day.

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Anonymous 12/14/2019 (Sat) 12:19:20 No.23229 [Reply] [Last]
KIWIFARMS DOWN

Does anyone know who this guy is?
Maybe someone knows what was before the removal of the topic? Were they angry?

>ERROR 522
https://archive.is/Th8Wf
Yep. Here's his Facebook.
>>23254
This should be the spoiler thumbnail, with the Bitcoin address.

Nate Brown/Nate the Chipmunk/Nathan Brown/WSLCaptainNate Anonymous 12/13/2019 (Fri) 06:23:09 ID: e6cf4f No.23065 [Reply] [Last]
Oh boy, you guys will fucking love this one.

>lolcow I came across on twitter
>eRPs in the Sonic/Alvin fandoms
>obsessed with organs and guns
>believes he is the apex of masculinity and that women are below him
>kicked off deviantart, is literally an autistic furry pedo stalker
>see image dump for more lulz
>>23065
Dude's a total nutcase. His haven is on twitter and he seems to be into a lot of futa accounts.

https://www.deviantart.com/deadlynova/journal/ATTENTION-CHIPMUNKS-FANDOM-Beware-of-Nate-Brown-726908780
>>23066
He also looks exactly how you think he would look
>>23067
>wearing shoes with no socks
That alone is bad enough.
>satAM fag
>chipmunk fag
Sonmanic 2.0?

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Anonymous 12/11/2019 (Wed) 17:24:13 ID: f8812a No.22842 [Reply] [Last]
i've been on and off on /cow/ for more than a year but i could never figure out what is "julay." am i retarded or something?
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>>22842
>am i retarded or something?
Probably autistic as well.
sage
It's what ayys say when they find a jewel.
Jewel AYYYYY :^)
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Sad!

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/cow/ for the Infinity Cup 2020! Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 22:52:19 ID: f2839b No.22426 [Reply] [Last]
Hey lads.
We are currently streaming the group phase of the current year's 8chanCup (or as it's more properly known as the Infinity Cup) but due to the exodus and 8ch hiccups we've lost a few teams whose boards never really recovered.
We're wondering if you guys are still interested in it, bickers in that case you may want to go to the wiki, edit some stuff out for the team and apply to join the next one!

All you need to do is create a wiki entry of your own team over at http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page (use the layout of other teams as a preset), coming up with members/players that represent your board's culture and in-jokes, create a proper emblem and jersey combo and optionally choose strategies, skills and exportable 3d models using the rules set up at http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Rules and we'll make sure to consider your application for the future pot.
I should mention that we would also really appreciate if you came over to our cup's stream at https://cytu.be/r/8cup to spectate what the cup's really all about and to propose your own ideas to make it even better.
See you on the field!

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Cuckwheels Anonymous 10/10/2019 (Thu) 23:25:44 No.11890 [Reply] [Last]
Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
Fredo has gone full lolcow.
http://archive.is/ZZJSX
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>>20030
StephenLynx fucking loves her pussy.
Many of you keep asking "but why?" with hotwheelz, I wish I wasn't a retard and saved the images, but a week or two ago I was reading saved screenshots of his whining on IRC which went into the specific details of why he's so assblasted. There was also more screencaps of another person on IRC who others claimed to be "a dangerous hacker", who defended hotwheelz and went into more details.

Hopefully I will find the screencaps again(I really hope they weren't already posted and I missed them like a retard and am now just regurgitating known info), but for now I will go from memory. Take from this what you will bickers these claims are from hotwheelz himself and someone who was defending him, so clearly there's agenda and bias.

The main reason as someone said above, is the claim that Jim stole 8chan from Hotwheelz with underhanded, sleezy, jew tactics, basically strongarming him into giving up 8chan and placing hotwheelz as a head admin but with pretty much no real power and most importantly no financial gain. Personally I don't think any of this is false, I have read a lot of other claims of people claiming how Jim does this kind of shit. Details about how he used the same kind of jew tactics to fuck over Niponchan the former owner of halfchan and other details about how him and the 4chan owner made an agreement, 4chan would sell private data to advertisers, Jim would sell 8chans private data to the feds(again, no proof).

According to the "dangerous hacker" who went into more details, when Jim snatched 8chan from hotwheelz, he also basically left him with absolutely no securities. Basically, hotwheelz had nothing to protect himself, had no real sustainable income, was jobless and mainly had absolutely no social protection from a society that now hates him.

Being the previous owner of 8chan, a website now known to normies as "mass shooter nazi heaven" will leave a person in a difficult situation. Normies will hate you, no one will hire you, your social reputation is destroyed. Top that with Hotwheelz being a cripple blob, it put him in a really desperate situation. The 'hacker' claiming that Hotwheelz has to do what he's doing now, he has to side with media, with the goverment, with all the people that want to take down 8chan, bickers it's the only way he can try to get himself back into normal society, possibly get himself a normal job or at the very least make some money(which is shown in all the interviews he now does with media, they have to be paying him something, right?).

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>>22391

The final reason, this one being the weakest, the oddest, and the least detailed, Hotwheelz went on some kind of mini rant about how when him and Jim lived together, Jim used to "barge into his room without knocking or warning". The most dangerous hacker in the world went into a bit more details, anyone knowing the history of hotwheelz will know that hes a guy with major daddy issues. His dad hated him and was abusive. With the relationship Jim had with hotwheelz, it's safe to assume Hotwheelz perhaps looked at him as a father figure. So when Jim screwed him over, it gave hotwheelz some very real emotional flashbacks to his past with his real father that he hated.

So now cripplekike is on a vendetta, he wants to screw over his imaginary jew father figure that fucked him over severely. Being able to do this while simultaneously trying to win over normie society again is just 2 birds with 1 stone.

To my knowledge none of this can be proven(sorry), most of it is absurd and is only 1 side of the story, so take from it what you will. My only hope is that maybe it will give a little more insight into what has become of hotwheels aka cripplekike aka copypaste aka JudasAssChariot and most importantly, his motives.

Personally, I don't trust Jim in the slightest, I hope all of you are wearing protection, especially if you go on 8kun. Jim is a boomer by meme and by definition, him and computers don't mix well, the absolute failure of 8kun maintaining itself, being online, stable, it's shitty ass disclaimers on every post, boards like /pol/ not being revived, but mainly there are just far too many rumors of how the guy repeatedly fucked people over to steal their websites and how he's a willing sellout to the feds. I think that's the lesson here, hotwheelz is a piece of shit fuck up, but Jim is hardly any better, perhaps julay is the new home.
>>22392
I think I know the identity of this elite elusive dangerous hacker.
Other people call him TheTrueHOOHA
>>22392
All that needs to be done to confirm the Fed part is to submit a FOIA request for the transcripts of the meeting he had with the Feds. If denied or heavily redacted you'll know. Also keep in mind the visted Mark (Jim's employee) aswell who spoke to them for hours by his own admission.

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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply] [Last]
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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>>19265
I have a theory that says people who mod /cow/ for free are the most afraid of being featured
>>18938
>literally stating "it's bullshit but I believe it"
I wonder what else I can get fags to believe by telling plausible lies.
>>19457
>"afraid" to be on /cow/
Have you seen this fucking userbase? The only threatening thing about half the people who post here is the idea of getting trapped into a prolonged conversation with one of them.
killed himself yet? jonathan has the face only a mother could love lul
bump for gassing the JEWS

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Julius Ceasar187's Guntporium Anonymous 10/16/2019 (Wed) 19:50:16 ID: 63dfbc No.12805 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome, welcome my precious aper to Julius Ceasar 187's Guntporium
https://teespring.com/stores/julius-ceasar187s-guntporium-2
The only place where you can spend money to own the gunt, trigger the gunt.
And you will also be helping out the running of this website as 2/3rds of the profits will be offered as tribute to our khan.
This will also be an alternative for people who want to donate but can't bickers they still havn't been able to figure out crypto (if that is your main reason for buying anything, get the $100 dollar mug, alternatives can be made upon request, $50 or $20 dollar stickers or whatever).
The remaining 33% of the profits will go to me, a humble global vol on this public forum, for my efforts in designing these shirts and having to move most of the money over to robi via crypto.

If you have any requests, maybe you just really want this particular gunt design on the premium version of that hoodie, or you have a great idea for a design with your favorite eceleb you really want to buy, feel free to request them and I will see what I can do.
Keep in mind that for any requests please try not to just request a picture of the ecelebs face or something, but try to use anon OC drawings, recognizable features like the gunt or metokurs's 4 our of 5 stars or heavily shopped versions, or we might get into some shaky legal grounds.

If you have an extremely detailed request that would require hours and hours of work I might charge an up front commission for the design, I'm fairly capable in photoshop, and while most of the work I have done in relation to this board has been more about graphic design then creative drawing, I can do drawings or tracings of whatever photos you provide.
I can also have a look if any of our in house artists might be interested in taking the commission (for instance 3Danon or Marburg-chan, both of who's work has already been featured as their renditions of our Julaychan mascot) although I obviously can't say anything about their rates.

Questions about the operation can be asked here too, from the one sale we made until now I can at least say that I have no ability to see any identifying information about the customers. And currently our prices for the EU are more expensive bickers teespring charges more, I'm looking at some alternative shops as well that might do roughly the same but cheaper but I'll update the OP with them as necessary.
>>12805
An example of Marburg and 3Danon's recent works, and the cover of the IBS RPG, probably the most effort I've put into a /cow/ related shoop, Robi actually did some work on it as well.
>IBS RPG
ahh the memories in fact of course
Feels nice I was able to participate in the cover creation, even if in the slightest
>>12810
Was still supposed to make a cover for the Veeh centric expansion as well, but I guess all of that is in limbo since no one knows what happened to RPGanon.
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Thank god I never went through with announcing it officially, but we have an alternate store at https://viralstyle.com/store/guntporium/guntporium and while they offer some great prices for mugs, certain shirts and some extra merch like clocks and slippers it unfortunately works like a normal webstore.
That is to say, you have access to your full customers adress, to repeat using it WILL DOX YOURSELF TO ME
This is not the case for the teespring store which anonymizes all of the user data but which is also signigicantly more expensive for most items. https://teespring.com/stores/julius-ceasar187s-guntporium-2
Obviously you have my personal guarantee I will never even look at your personal information, but in these dark times of felon blog owners doxing their paypigs it's important to be open about these thing.

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ZOE QUINN KILL COUNT : 1 Anonymous 08/31/2019 (Sat) 23:56:42 ID: 25d6eb No.4731 [Reply] [Last]
For those sleeping under a rock since 8chan exploded, Zoe Quinn has been a controversial figure in the GamerGate saga. She was known for baseless abuse allegations toward people she didn't have a good relationship anymore, sleeping her way to the top of an industry and scammed people of tens of thousands of dollars in videogame projects that never was completed and released.

Every time, people asked : How can she keep getting away with this?

Turns out the latest person she accused of sexual assault, Alec Holowka (Night in the Woods), was found DEAD this morning. KILL COUNT : 1

Public accusation : https://archive.is/PBQGa
https://wccftech.com/zoe-quinn-publically-accuses-alec-holowka-of-sexual-assault/
Death article : https://archive.is/wFlE6
https://ca.ign.com/articles/2019/08/31/night-in-the-woods-developer-accused-of-sexual-assault-dies

Details are unclear as to why or how at the moment.

She now has bravely and boldly took a stance on her twitter of being off the internet.

How will Zoo Queen get away with it again this time? Discuss.
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>>18311
>I wonder who's dick she sucked to get a job at Marve
A shorter list would be who's dick she didn't suck to get the job.
>bingergate
I didn't know this whore was around since the Chanology days but i'm not surprised either.

I'm rather disappointed she wasn't put away in a prison cell as of yet
>>21206
>i'm not surprised either
Yeah. Chanology drew in a lot of tryhards who wanted to be epic underground hackers. It was another Eternal September. Also not surprised she tried to make the Albany chapter center around herself.
>>21238
> the Albany chapter center around herself.
Surprise, surprise.

I bet there was a lot of drama involved. I was around my chapter when the oldfags left one by one and the moralfags ran in. In retrospect, yeah it's kind of cringe the amount of energy I spent into that.

It does really explain how Zoe was so well versed about IRC and Imageboards from the very get-go. And she's been carrying her Zoe Quinn name around like it's a stage name.

She never has let go of that mentality of 2008. She craves the attention and she is willing to kill for it.

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