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Anonymous 10/31/2019 (Thu) 04:35:39 Id:edb5de No. 15490 [Reply]
Oh, we are the ants who ruin your dinner, We're always here to mess up any day, When we're around it's time to get thinner, Cause if we get the chance we will pay you a visit today
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Baste Garfieldfag.
>>15490
were you an AnT, too??
Piping hot meme.

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Verlisify Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 13:27:40 No. 15385 [Reply]
https://invidio.us/watch?v=fJyS4T66x9A
This guy is a dramawhore in the pokemon community. If you're willing to dig you'll find some hilarious moments.

Richard Stiles a man with DA VISION Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 19:15:04 Id:45af1d No. 5014 [Reply]
Some anons happened upon this guy by accident one night when searching for B-movies. Meet Richard, a combination of Terry A Davis and Chris-chan with a redneck twist. Richard has been hard at work for over a decade now on his own comic book series. After getting slighted by "his friend" Stan Lee on Myjulay he decided to self publish his master work. Richard wrote OC based on the Avenger's line of comics. The idea for his series was given to him via divine inspiration (aka voices in his head) and after many years he finally managed to publish it (pdf related): https://www.amazon.com/Retaliators-Master-Time-Gemini-Trilogy/dp/1532949324/

I have not been able to get through his book yet but the little have read seems totally insane and the work of a mad man. Richard claims all his ideas are original despite the fact that there is already a rip-off of the Avengers with the same name: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Retaliators_(Earth_8)

Since I'm not a comicfag I don't know how much of Richard's book is a straight rip-off of the link above.

Richard has two youtube channels that I've found. One is a personal channel where he uploads rants about his writing process and videos of his dogs raping each other. The man seems to share a house with 10+ dogs but I haven't been able to confirm how many there are. More on that later.

His rants consist of him chain smoking, looking like he's out of his mind on opioids, and being pissed about Stan Lee not acknowledging that he's a genius. You can find the rant here which is split into 7 parts because they were uploaded back when youtube had a hard limit of 10 minutes per video:
1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMOfLA8wDwU
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dTeN8rEuBo
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX9H2bUsjb8
4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-If0iQhJlEw
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlS7lMnhA3U
6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qStlkNnGUXw
7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d940KW5-cbY

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>R. Stiles
Obvious potential.
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Anonymous 10/14/2019 (Mon) 10:49:04 Id:56300c No. 12433 [Reply]
the cripple is fucking with jim IRL…

The second largest imageboard owner is getting sued now by non other than Fredrick Brennan the creator of 8ch. This is political as this effects the future of the second largest English speaking imageboard.
Jim Watkins might actually get arrested now.

that little cripple knows exactly what he is doing. The context here is that the Philippines not only has a dictatorial regime in power, it also has a sizeable (and violent) Muslim population. By citing "grotesque pornography" and also "hosting the Christchurch shooting", Hotwheels is deliberately placing the lives of Jim and his family in danger. It doesn't matter that Jim had nothing to do with any of that. Hotwheels is painting a false picture bickers he fully aware of the danger this puts them in.

https://twitter.com/HW_BEAT_THAT/status/1183560890496385024?s=19
https://pastebin.com/raw/TWyyJbZe
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>>12434
>8kun becomes containment board for fedposters
>julay world drifts away from that whole ordeal
>use this place, use halfchan and occasionally lurk lolcow.farm
I'm okay with this
>>14031
>t. /r9k/ roastie
>>14074
>tfwywn shoot heroin between ciara's little piggies
>>14074
Well you got the girl part right, but I'm actually a virgin
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Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 16:22:41 Id:cb2a55 No. 28 [Reply]
As it is done on Earth, may it be done in Heaven.
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/cuteboys/ and /trap/ are down
truly a dark day for Bryan Dunn
foxdickers seem to believe he is smurfing on foxdicks with the account 1234567890abc
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>>14522
Gotta get his mind out of raising his wife's child somehow!
>>14523
Damn look at that stunning aryan angel and her not at all kobold-like son. I guess Bryan won guys.

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No. 9055 [Reply]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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>>13786
Elaborate
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>>13786
>I have found some epic revelations but im not telling you
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>1 post under this ip
>badly written stereotypical post

Do mods really think people don't see through their bullshit?
>>13909
that is aussie wiz you stupid newfag moron
>>14383
You seem very upset. Also,no one cares about your tranny clique. Keep making ironic posts though so maybe it will look less autistic.

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Jonathan Yaniv Anonymous 08/19/2019 (Mon) 19:29:14 Id:35d4e0 No. 2533 [Reply]
Our king. Loves little girls, is an overt racist, assaults people on camera and doesn't afraid of anything. Truly a real human bean
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OP, Jessica;s not a racist t all! Was just all a silly social experiment you haters! Hahaha, definitely not a nervous backtracking on the subject of how much he hates the Punjabi or anythings. hahahaha.
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In this time of spooks month, I'm wielding necromancy to revive this dead thread.

Yaniv got out of the limelight for a while and Blaire White shat his pants and shit his pants and did nothing about both Yaniv and Onision with his threats of sending both retards to internet jail.

Meanwhile, Yaniv is still being trolled, delusional and fat. Preying on cake rather than children.
loos like chris chan, if he was born in an even trashier trailer park, and there was incest involved
>>12608
>incest

When you have reached beyond your mid-twenties and you still live with your mother (where's the dad?lol) while doing nothing else in life than pretend you're female while stalking female minors on facebook, there is some Oedipus shit to it going on for damn sure.

The True Lolcow Showdown PissDrizzle#Ic7/rT 09/19/2019 (Thu) 01:34:52 Id:455f5a No. 7825 [Reply]
This saturday at 5pm EST I, PissDrizzle of /cowrevolt/ will face off and defeat JEWS of NAZI/COW/ in honorable loli combat to prove who is the true lolcow and greatest gamer, for the prize of getting to deface the others board.
It will be streamed by a guy called Bill Cooper on the Guntstream, the games will be some Twinkly shooter game, KoF and Puzzle Bobble 2.
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>>8234
>>8235
>>8236
One last thing while I'm here: Don't be the retard that attempts to unzip the ROMs. Leave them in the .zip files. All you have to do is copy/paste the fightcade files to any directory anywhere on your PC and then put the ROMs inside of the "ROMs" directory.

I know you both run Windows but if you happen to need them tomorrow you can find versions for Linux and OSX on fightcade.com.
Match has been rescheduled for the same time next week.
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MATCH POSTPONED UNTIL NEXT WEEK BECAUSE JEVVS WAS TOO SCARED HE WOULD GET OWNED EPIC STYLE
GAMERGATE WINS AGAIN
>>8426
What!? WTF, I have popcorn and beer and shit ready.
WERE GOING LIVE IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES ON THE GUNTSTREAM

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Can't make a Cwcki account Anonymous 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:39:23 Id:144662 No. 11519 [Reply]
When I try to make an account on the Cwcki I get a page saying I don't have permission to perform that action. What's the deal with that? Is it locked down or something?
cwcki is run by kïwi farms, and kįwi farms are nothing more than another subreddit now. they probably disabled new accounts so that only they would get to write articles about how they epic trolled chris, as nobody else is allowed to troll chris but them now, it seems
>>11526
Either that or it's to stop spam. I'm subscribed to the CWCki's RSS feed for new articles, and for a while, the bulk of them were ads for casinos, dick pills, and debt consolidation.
>>11526
There's been a problem there where most new accounts are created by spambots trying to advertise boner pills so to prevent that Canine disables account creation every so often.

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Anonymous 10/09/2019 (Wed) 22:39:34 Id:e6f39c No. 11656 [Reply]
I agree. It's 2019, websites like /cow/ and their NPCs should not exist!

Who do I contact to get this problematic bullying platform off the web forever?
>>11656
theres two boogeymen now:
Alt-Chan-Federation, and /cow/
>stale reused maga meme
>anime girls
Yep definitely a tranny.

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