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The story of a dolphin poster Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 07:45:16 ID: 2b4f09 No.22314 [Reply] [Last]
He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.
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Dolphin did u do the zchan ddos?
>>65323 any idea who do it?
What was Fatchinks.is like? Who owned it?
And also Redditchan.org

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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply] [Last]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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>>61715 AntiFa didn't write this, CNN did
>>61862 huh i didn't know it was possible to fit an entire episode on a small webm >>62715 boo 0/10 gore (just kidding) >>62779 should i summon the barneyfag

Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
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>>55461 it's on 8kunt.op
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Phantom Organization makes a stream making fun of Josh and the retarded allegation that Leo is a Furfag. Leo finds out and spergs out thinking that Phantom was actually calling him a furry. Why does Leo have Zero Chill? Is the Гунт going to be saved from the Corn fields by Leo's autism?
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/cow/ is back?!
>>44344 >oy vey== What did anon mean by this

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]

Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:
Full Timeline
http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
Archived Threads:
http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
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>>66007 >substantially younger You're like 34. Substantially younger for you is illegal. >no idea how I operate Everyone knows Nora was 17. Stop bragging about being a creep. >woman by your side She moved in with mommy? >try and shame you Coping intensifies. >just do you Brilliant >Only you can make you happy By sticking your weiner in someone else's holes?
>>65959 There's enough autism in Smash bros to make its own thread. Especially with the Sky Williams rape dungeon.
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>>66012 >trying so hard to fit in like some sort of oldfag > he did all this not bickers he likes chaos(ie no reason) At least someone appreciated koi's vr masturbation stream. Truly /b/ incarnate.
>>66023 man, the guy in the pic made some good points. thank you for reposting, good sir, I will save this pic and post it to explain to people who still ask about the julay situation

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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062 [Reply] [Last]
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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>>24103 can someone explain what this mentally ill faggot retard is trying to accomplish here hardly looks like a "suicide attempt" to me
>>65105 massive amounts of burben he also had a panic attack that he still had a penis, and was crying, wishing that it would go away, on the same stream
>>65105 I can understand the fact that he cant afford a gun to do it the quick and easy way but this fucking waste of oxygen is too stupid to just OD or find a nice 10 story high building and swan dive off. This just confirms that he will never actually go through with it. He's too self obsessed and thinks that the world would be thrown into chaos without his edgelord commentary on B and C list chans.
Anyone know what the deal with madochan is now?
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Chris Chan Thread:JULAY.WORLD EDITION Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 00:22:57 ID: 9e34de No.10276 [Reply] [Last]
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Is he fucking her?
He has incest fantasies so I wouldn’t be surprised
I'd be more surprised if he wasn't.
>>19024 Probably
>>19024 Judging by Chris' sexual deviancy over the years I want to say yes, probably. However hes always been stupid enough to leak that kind of private embarrassing information so who can say for sure?

Anonymous 05/25/2020 (Mon) 16:10:20 No.57161 [Reply] [Last]
1 We demand the union of all Germans in a Great Germany on the basis of the principle of self-determination of all peoples. 2 We demand that the German people have rights equal to those of other nations; and that the Peace Treaties of Versailles and St. Germain shall be abrogated. 3 We demand land and territory (colonies) for the maintenance of our people and the settlement of our surplus population. 4 Only those who are our fellow countrymen can become citizens. Only those who have German blood, regardless of creed, can be our countrymen. Hence no Jew can be a countryman. 5 Those who are not citizens must live in Germany as foreigners and must be subject to the law of aliens. 6 The right to choose the government and determine the laws of the State shall belong only to citizens. We therefore demand that no public office, of whatever nature, whether in the central government, the province, or the municipality, shall be held by anyone who is not a citizen. We wage war against the corrupt parliamentary administration whereby men are appointed to posts by favour of the party without regard to character and fitness. 7 We demand that the State shall above all undertake to ensure that every citizen shall have the possibility of living decently and earning a livelihood. If it should not be possible to feed the whole population, then aliens (non-citizens) must be expelled from the Reich. 8 Any further immigration of non-Germans must be prevented. We demand that all non-Germans who have entered Germany since August 2, 1914, shall be compelled to leave the Reich immediately. 9 All citizens must possess equal rights and duties. 10 The first duty of every citizen must be to work mentally or physically. No individual shall do any work that offends against the interest of the community to the benefit of all. Therefore we demand: 11 That all unearned income, and all income that does not arise from work, be abolished. 12 Since every war imposes on the people fearful sacrifices in blood and treasure, all personal profit arising from the war must be regarded as treason to the people. We therefore demand the total confiscation of all war profits. 13 We demand the nationalization of all trusts.

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>>57161 We demand.. We demand... We demand .... There's your problem. Free men of strong will do not ask...! They take what is theirs..or die taking it while living free!
in fact of course america does need a new government, one that isn't capitalist nor bosheviki. how aboutt that government hitler had? democracy is gaybo anywayus
>>57161 Aren't you the guy from 8chan?
>>57161 >writes in English
>>57161 Да, товарищ, давай!

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CatboyKami the streamer formerly known as Lolisocks Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 22:05:47 ID: 61b3aa No.24932 [Reply] [Last]
Kami (as he calls himself) is a crossdressing IRL streamer from Brisbane Australia. He is best known for leeching off Nick Fuentes and dressing as a "catboy". He used to streams his entire life as a NEET 24/7 from his room which had posters of lolis plastered all over the walls and sex toys scattered across the floor. He has been banned from a number of streaming sites including dlive, twitch and mixer. He proclaims to have been diagnosed as autistic, this is very likely to be true given his poor social skills and his inability to refrain from discussing "redpilled" topics. He streams from this channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCC7Q2o-qeM2N3n5ZEDNq_bw His earliest streams can be found on his "main channel, along with his edited videos https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFeLOPWbIj2O1rOq14KI_iA
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>>65166 Why does the right-wing have to adopt the pedophilia definition of a bitter, old Karen, who thinks men are disgusting for their natural attraction towards young women and you should only go after women your own age? This pedo-scare that is going on, is like Feminists extending the definition of rape and wanting to create an attitude where beating a woman unconscious and breaking her bones and then raping her is at the same level as touching her butt, when you are a drunk at a party or kissing your gf in front of your friends, which made her uncomfortable. I reject this. I reject this equalisation of different phenomena. I think legit Pedos, who are in any way attracted to pre-pubescent children should be killed. But if you are normal man, who isn't fucked up in the head and are attracted to a 16-year old girl, which btw is completly legal in my country and even most parts of the US, then you shouldn't AT ALL be associated with Pedophiles in any way. Bitter old women, who want to redefine everything they don't like as rape and pedophilia, should be ridiculed. TL;DR If you aren't fucked up in the head, then your natural sexuality as a man is completly normal and not pedophilia.
>>65379 But given that I said that, IIRC he was kinda rude to some kids in fact of course. But given what is wrong in the world, I wouldn't blow that up. He is an edgy fuck for asking young girls, if they can fit the bottle in their vagina, but that is imo edgy not pedophilic.
I mean he even once told a kid some advice about what Grooming is and how it works, so he gave some good advice there.
>>64715 >>65379 >>65380 >>65382 You're a faggot try-hard, kami, not a chad.

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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>>63770 >could have just said they were doing a tor specific captcha system to prevent spam >instead he goes on about how they're going to create a magical system to ban tor users and that tor isn't as secure as people think This guy really isn't very good at optics.
>>63770 >the captcha bypass token will create a unique server-side ID for the that's attached to that token Right, so delete your client side cookies and renew your captcha. At best, it's still a tor block but allowing current tor users that renewed their captcha before the block is put up, at worst it's still persistently tracking your regular users that don't regularly clear their cache. And the best case has a pretty obvious flaw if the attacker just stocks up on captcha tokens beforehand, so you have to profile by good posts vs throwaway spam, and minimum number of captcha renewals.
>>63750 I'm wholesomely enjoying the irony, Cole, the fed who pitched 08chan.zeronet address, stating "just TORify" your BitTorrent connection, is admitting NavyOnion is deanonymous by default. >NOW Has been*. >>63770 I just love he thinks about identifying bad actors, when bad actors are bad actors, they'll (1) session and move on. Maybe consider banning files instead?
ZCHAN IS DEAD AND /v/ ON IT WITH IT NEXT ON THE HITLIST: /geimu/ on PLW He WARNED YOU and you DID NOT LISTEN, now you pay the price.
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>>65941 The cakekike will destroy all other /v/'s that oppose him. serves the stupid /v/edditors right

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Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 09:06:57 ID: 656597 No.10914 [Reply] [Last]
YouTuber Exposes Nastassia Ponomarenko sextape and gets harassed by fans!

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>>63213 She's a "superior human". lol
>>63227 Any man or woman that uses his or her sexuality to gain popularity and fame sends red bells my way immediately! But.. but it is very good that this whore got exposed!
I like this thread alot. I really do.
I'm so happy this whore has been exposed. Now no one with a half-decent reputation will marry her.
>>65982 lol, she fucked up her life

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