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Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
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It was one of the larger and more active boards on the site and yet boards like /chori/, the back up of the back up Argentinian board on 8kun, got restored before it.
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Yeah, I'm as lost as you are when it comes to why it's taken so long. My best guess is that its age might be complicating things; Josh had spent two weeks trying to get the old meta thread's autism letters in the correct order on Infinity Next.
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Board creation & Tor fileposting allowed.

Please buy adjulay 8channel, we don't mind a shout out given that's paid.
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Chobitsu, filter with: "Please buy adjulay, we don't mind a shout out given that's paid."

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Alt Chan Federation: A tale of multiple shills Robi Root 09/18/2019 (Wed) 18:03:11 ID: 3e82c4 No.7486 [Reply]
In 2019 the year of our kike Lord, anons suffered many hardships.
>8chan goes offline
>Forced to wander until eventually finding bunkers to hide in
>Lots of cocks is lost and some anons never find their way to the promised land
In the weeks that followed anons built up bunkers and attempted to populate them with cocks they had saved. The Webring system was created through a joint effort between /a/ and Julay. There were minor fights between anons from different boards, but a mutual respect was there and in-fighting was kept to a minimum.
Like all good things, however, faggots will eventually show up seeking fame, attention, and money. There is always a namefag lurking around looking to become the next moot or cripplekike.
What follows is a dump of private discord voice and text chats that will show you exactly how such people operate and how stupid they think (you), the average anon is.
Some back story: On 9/12/19, the admins of Julay were invited into a private Discord server populated with admins from several imageboards. These admins were seeking to build an "imageboard federation". They ran multiple gayops; shilling their boards all over 4chan, Reddit, Twitter, and some forums populated by boomers. They agreed to split the userbase of various boards like /pol/, /x/, /v/, and others between their websites. There were schemes to make money off anons and drive them into various unrelated websites and GoFundMe/fund raising operations.
The admins of Julay played along to obtain these recordings and dump this information. It should be noted that not every member of this server was participating in this activity that >we witnessed. I will let the dumps speak for themselves and you can decide who the main offenders were on your own.
The bulk of the first recording is in low quality due to a badly configured OBS. I forgot it was set to a very low bitrate/resolution because I was using it for another purpose the last time I recorded something. All other recordings are in better quality. Despite the low quality in the first 6 hour recording it's easy to tell who's speaking in voice chat. Use the other recordings to verify the names if you're unsure.
The intent of this release is not to drive traffic to Julay but to spread awareness of the actions of the people in this Discord server. Most of the parties involved have been spamming various boards for many years and are well known. This is just to give you an idea of how they operate, how they really are, and what they think of (You), the average anon. >We fully expect to be DDOSed for releasing this information and have taken steps to prevent loss of data. >We apologize to any boards >we host if this happens but >we felt releasing this information was important.
More recordings exist but this is already 7+ hours of material to go through. This is the bulk of the bad stuff. >We are still going through recordings and will dump anything we consider note worthy at a later time.
It should be noted that nearly everyone in this server doxed themselves within a day of inviting us to it. If we were really in the mood to do so, we could probably give you their real names and all their social media accounts. We've withheld such information in the hopes that they'll realize they're faggots and stop this type of behavior or, better yet, fuck off and leave anons alone.
t. The Julay Admins.
Reminder: Julay is a board of peace.
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Gahoole is a pleb virgin sjw discordcuck
>trying to divert attention away from the tranny cabal
Did nanotranny recruit you, Zach? Will be funny when he starts blackmailing you like he does to everyone that comes across him.
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disgusting faggot
Smol dick in fact of course, forever a bottom.

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Gahoole2 / Patrick Nelson Anonymous 10/20/2019 (Sun) 16:56:36 ID: 60a3a1 No.13514 [Reply]
A failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/tv/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", known for shilling his unfunny garbage on ghettogaggers and imageboards.

Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is balding at 22.

His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>all women are whores
Not the same as saying that blacks and muzzies are low IQ mongs
Yeah right. You just gotta make shit up cuz you're on your period or smth babe. ROFL way to go.

We're not equal. And who said anything about any sand GAMERGATE style mistreatment bickers of it? No one.

Chicks were mostly glorified neets before, but that was cool bickers it usually meant food on the table and kids and a 1 person stable income. And that was fine and dandy, most women wanted that up until (((feminism))) and (((sexual revolution))) getting tricked into it by a bunch of Jews like Betty Friedan. Anyway, where you all just gave up the special rights you had into the right of getting cheated into slaving man hours(which most women are STILL unable but want the same pay for)

Basically you scammed yourself and men, all it meant for the system was an instant x2 workforce pool at 50% the cost which was great for any nations wage slavers. Not for anyone else. bickers we all know how fun wage slaving is right?

And it's obviously not going well with shit like having to murder millions of healthy children(abortion) bickers of wage slaving expectations, and then your kids body parts literally getting sold for stem cell additives in skin cream and cosmetics, medicines etc which you use as "anti aging" to just not look fucking burned the fuck out, yeah "muh equality happy times" indeed retard.
>We're not equal.
Only bickers of sexists like you
So how many times are you gonna repeat the stillborn mantra there golem

Bet you're just itching to meet santa clause and give him your hole on christmas day too huh.
Take a step back to see how childish you are. Being sexist isn't healthy in the slightest.

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply]

Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:
Full Timeline
http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
Archived Threads:

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wait, who on earth would invest all of it in one thing?
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Remember when Rage was driven off the internet by Linkin Park fans?
Yeah, me neither.
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A tradthot is still a thot.
I don't even think an average Linken Park fan would know who she is.

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The story of a dolphin poster Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 07:45:16 ID: 2b4f09 No.22314 [Reply]
He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.
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You mean that strange dolpcorp website? I looked at it and it's terrible. He's also running darlingserver.com (see the attached image).
He managed to block archive.today.
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Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191 [Reply]
It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.
I recognize a few on 4chan
>Anti Half Life poster on /v/
This guy makes hundreds of posts a day demanding people stop enjoying half life. He has a folder of fifteen year old screenshots from rpgcodex of people saying they don't like half life. He's so obsessed that he makes threads about half life just to talk to hmself in.

>Jonathan Tooker
Wannabe mathematician and physicist who's notorious for Francis E Dec style mass mailing campaigns of his schizo papers on disproving the Riemann Hypothesis and various topics in physics. He claims to be the target of a massive conspiracy by his mother to get him kicked out of college for molesting people, which is totally cool in his book bickers he just so happens to be the reincarnation of God himself. If you talk to him long enough he devolves into rambling about endless torture and genocide he plans to inflict on detractors once he's recognized as god.

One of the more entertaining /sci/ cranks. At his peak he was making hundreds of threads a week on /sci/, /v/, /pol/, and /adv/ screaming about 5G. His antics are too lengthy to contain in one post, so /sci/ helpfully came up with a pastebin to post whenever he shows up

>Frank H Slauenwhite
Tripfagged under the name "Anonymous5" on /pol/. Starting in 2016 until he was permabanned in 2019, he'd make thousands of vague posts a week about how he's a deep state insider. He could be recognized by his atrocious grammar and overuse of apostrophes which resulted in his identification as scrinrusher/antasaur/frank36X and subsequently his IRL dox. He attracted a dedicated band of shitposters who would derail his threads with spam and shoops, which would make Frank and his retard followers sperg out and mass report everyone in the thread. His eternal asshurt only intensified when Qanon showed up with the same gimmick and got infinitely more success than Frank could ever hope for. Even the gullible normalfags at /pol/ eventually realized he was full of shit, and his supporters dwindled to ten or so dedicated schizos who RP'd as detectives and tried to bust the satanic pedophile conspiracy by putting polka dots on maps and posting pictures of warehouses.

Underage spammer from the most ghetto part of Las Vegas who hated his mom's Pontiac so much that he spent years spamming /o/ with copypasta about how much GM sucks. He'd occasionally get in slapfights with other spammers and fill threads to bump limit with inane garbage. He eventually grew up or died or something, bickers I don't see him around any more.

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Pics, please.

> Jonathan Tooker

Holy shit, I saw his occasional crackpot mathematics thread on /tech/ sometimes, does he really think he's god?

Might as well add
> mikeeeusa

Got his start annoying the Debian Women's group while namefagging on /g/, has since tried his hand at gamedev and lawering ("GPL is revocable"). He's a real pain that occasionally spams cross-links his own posts between /tech/ style boards, and sometimes the Linux Kernal Mailing List and other places where foss developers hang out (where he gets summarily banned).

His game dev achievements amount to a text-based casino game and a couple CC game assets (https://opengameart.org/art-search-advanced?keys=mikeeusa) He even caught the attention of the infamous esr (http://esr.ibiblio.org). He also forked a game called "Xonotic", made a couple of shitty levels for it, and released it under the name "ChaosEsque Anthology" (https://libregamewiki.org/Chaos_Esque_Anthology). It's still up on sourceforge if you want to play it.

I've seen allegations that he claims he should be able to rape children, but the forum it was posted on is no longer active, and it's not on wayback.

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575 [Reply]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
Livejournal account:
Reddit accounts (banned):

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"Slaphead" might not have been one person, but it did start getting pushed out of nowhere.
Bullshit, unless you're saying that you just added weed onto your perfect day compilation bickers you thought it made you look cool.
If you actually give a shit about your culture you would've drank some proper monk brewed trappist beer Zach, not that factory garbage.
I'm pretty sure 5cbde2 was mocking Zach, anon
Now this >>22238 looks like something Zach would say.
Part of me thinks he knew and was adding on to my statement.
Is Adam Schiff, Zach?

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Half-life autistic Anonymous 12/06/2019 (Fri) 06:20:56 ID: 7a6997 No.21948 [Reply]
I figured /cow/ would find this interesting. Both bickers it's a lolcow and also bickers it involves this site. On 4chan's /v/ board there is a sperg that hates multiple games so much that he will literally make hundreds of threads and thousands of posts in only the spam of a few weeks just to shitpost it. Currently his autistic rage is on the videogame Half-Life. In the last 3 days alone he has made dozens of threads and hundreds of posts over 9 hours a day on 3 separate image boards just to let the world know how much Half-Life upsets him. He even goes to Julay's /v/ board, makes posts there then spams links to said posts on 4chan's /v/. If you make a thread about Half-life on 4chan, 8kun or Julay he will find it within minutes and spam it with the exact same posts. In my 12 years on image boards besides maybe Barneyfag I have never seen an anon so autistic before.
All 3 pics are of him.
>spam shit on cuck/v/
>call yourself out
Who cares? You're just copying barneyfag, britbong and all the other e-celebs that artifically create a boogyman.
And like the others they make decent lolcows

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neinchan moderator clay clay in the nigga house AK 10/07/2019 (Mon) 01:55:50 ID: 10360a No.11071 [Reply]
took a while to get this one but apparently hes called floki on neinchan
absolute cringe lord who was once one of the " leaders" of national socialist legion
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what is that hairstyle called?
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savior was original co owner with kommandant and co
O rly?
That post is "savior" trying to gain notoriety as he always does.

Friday Shitposting - Refugee Edition Anonymous 08/09/2019 (Fri) 22:15:22 ID: c9d5a2 No.880 [Reply]
Friday Night, motherfuckers!

It's been a hard, miserable week for everyone. We don't know when 8chan is gonna get uncucked, and our /cow/boys haven't been able to wrangle their herds for days.

To boost morale, this special Bunked edition of the Friday thread will be open all week 'round until 8chan is back up. Let those shitposts fly, boys! You need it.
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Congratulations, matey.
>She even brought me a present tonight. A box of assorted tea. The thing smells fucking great. She thought I might need some for school. I was really flattered by it. She also brought me some homemade cookies she made.
You're just describing a dating sim you played, aren't you?
fucking three eyed top sonic bugs me out every time
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Anime. The underaged jailbait is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Noncery most of the Sexual innuendos will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Sasuke's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these innuendos, to realize that they're not just creepy- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Anime truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Yazawa Nico's existencial catchphrase "Nico Nico Nii," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as some Japanese old man's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ?? And yes by the way, I DO have an Anime tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the lolis' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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