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Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
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>>32255 >>32260 >bloodsportsfags try to run off actual /cow/ users bickers they've taken over and the IRCfag mods con't care about the lack of board quality
>>35193 <(1) reminds himself why he's not going out of his ways to find cows to make fun and threads, and whines about some days he doesn't make great again W-o-m-a-n Might as well see you in a skirt.
>>35295 I too believe every post I see on imageboards. Christ, it seems posting anonymously is only about stirring up drama between sites anymore, what a boring bunch of retards modern anons are.
yup, it's obvious Julay/Robi is working together with Rodent from freech to datamine users and fuck them over. fuck this place, i'm out of here.

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Alt Chan Federation: A tale of multiple shills Robi Root 09/18/2019 (Wed) 18:03:11 ID: 3e82c4 No.7486 [Reply] [Last]
In 2019 the year of our kike Lord, anons suffered many hardships. >8chan goes offline >Forced to wander until eventually finding bunkers to hide in >Lots of cocks is lost and some anons never find their way to the promised land In the weeks that followed anons built up bunkers and attempted to populate them with cocks they had saved. The Webring system was created through a joint effort between /a/ and Julay. There were minor fights between anons from different boards, but a mutual respect was there and in-fighting was kept to a minimum. Like all good things, however, faggots will eventually show up seeking fame, attention, and money. There is always a namefag lurking around looking to become the next moot or cripplekike. What follows is a dump of private discord voice and text chats that will show you exactly how such people operate and how stupid they think (you), the average anon is. Some back story: On 9/12/19, the admins of Julay were invited into a private Discord server populated with admins from several imageboards. These admins were seeking to build an "imageboard federation". They ran multiple gayops; shilling their boards all over 4chan, Reddit, Twitter, and some forums populated by boomers. They agreed to split the userbase of various boards like /pol/, /x/, /v/, and others between their websites. There were schemes to make money off anons and drive them into various unrelated websites and GoFundMe/fund raising operations. The admins of Julay played along to obtain these recordings and dump this information. It should be noted that not every member of this server was participating in this activity that >we witnessed. I will let the dumps speak for themselves and you can decide who the main offenders were on your own. The bulk of the first recording is in low quality due to a badly configured OBS. I forgot it was set to a very low bitrate/resolution because I was using it for another purpose the last time I recorded something. All other recordings are in better quality. Despite the low quality in the first 6 hour recording it's easy to tell who's speaking in voice chat. Use the other recordings to verify the names if you're unsure. The intent of this release is not to drive traffic to Julay but to spread awareness of the actions of the people in this Discord server. Most of the parties involved have been spamming various boards for many years and are well known. This is just to give you an idea of how they operate, how they really are, and what they think of (You), the average anon. >We fully expect to be DDOSed for releasing this information and have taken steps to prevent loss of data. >We apologize to any boards >we host if this happens but >we felt releasing this information was important. More recordings exist but this is already 7+ hours of material to go through. This is the bulk of the bad stuff. >We are still going through recordings and will dump anything we consider note worthy at a later time. It should be noted that nearly everyone in this server doxed themselves within a day of inviting us to it. If we were really in the mood to do so, we could probably give you their real names and all their social media accounts. We've withheld such information in the hopes that they'll realize they're faggots and stop this type of behavior or, better yet, fuck off and leave anons alone. t. The Julay Admins. Reminder: Julay is a board of peace. Latest thread archive: https //archive.is/1wssB
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You're a shitskin tranny and you should blow your brains out like KSGfag
I hear Julay.world is in the datamining biz with Rodent and Robi Pires having their little honeypots in Omni and Alphachan. if this is the case I've lost massive respect for you guys. Datamining is never a good thing even if the vast majority of chan posters are utter retards.
Unless I get an adequate explanation on why you folks are involved with datamining operations and doxing to redirect traffic to your chan, I will spread word of your actions in 8kun, Endchan and all the other ones.
You brought this on yourself Julay.world, like the other altchans have fallen its time for the head of the federation of alt chans to go down.
Don't be stupid, federation is playing the game with us bickers of this revealing thread. Source: trust me dude rodent and his trannies said so pffff, yeah right, i'm not buyin it https://archive.ph/TAz1a

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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply] [Last]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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>>31111 surely those digits bring it up to at least a 3?
Гунт INTO Гунт Now that's fucking retarded BO = UNFUNNY NIGGERS
>>31548 Ni­ggers can't even bt­fo gu­ntfilters
>>31548 >BO it's sitewide, it happens on other boards too. It's how you spell G U N T in Cyrillic, look up River G U N T on your search engine of choice.

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]

Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:
Full Timeline
http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
Archived Threads:
http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
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>>35362 No, I did not coom for a long time was on a date with a nurse in the hospital Whenever it was time to coom she came into the room and made me not coom. bickers of blood tests and urine test and other dumb shit that has nothing to do with having a seizure. But now I've finally given my white slippery gift to the world.
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>>35364 >was on a date with a nurse in the hospital
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>>35365 going to the hospital is the next free date and almost like a hostess club kinda like in Japan.
>>35247 >>35251 >>35257 I actually agree with this context. Child exploitation is child exploitation, whether a whip is used to traumatize them or a phallus. I rather exploit adults by forcing them to sign arbitration agreements and financially indentured service them. At the least adults can consent. >>35259 Why hello kike! >>35260 Time to show this to my autistic buddy. >>35264 Would communists do this, actually exploit children for labour? >>35267 Catholics make the best child porn though.
>>35366 It's just bedside manner. She doesn't want to fuck you. She will go home to her chad boyfriend after her shift is over. If you believe that she is actually your girlfriend then you are literally getting cucked by her (in your head).

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Alright Robi Anonymous 02/22/2020 (Sat) 16:13:25 No.35363 [Reply] [Last]
How do you explain this? https://archive.ph/TAz1a

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Gahoole2 / Patrick Nelson Anonymous 10/20/2019 (Sun) 16:56:36 ID: 60a3a1 No.13514 [Reply] [Last]
A failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/tv/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", known for shilling his unfunny garbage on ghettogaggers and imageboards.

Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is balding at 22.

His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>33164 Onionpilled
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Nah Gahoole is based
>>35293 t. Gayhoole

Anonymous 10/18/2019 (Fri) 21:12:09 ID: 219720 No.13184 [Reply] [Last]
Name: Jackson ??? (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7502787/#7503079, https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7503154/#7503171)
Sex: M
Race: Mixed/Hapa/Asian?
Aliases (in order of use): Ralsei/Asriel/mew mew kitty/mittens/desu (is known to change names and trips sometimes, but can easily be identified)
Tripcode: !!/teV8OjOn4u
Voice: https://vocaroo.com/i/s09hqgFVhkoF (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7791887/#7791909)
IP: (is dynamic, most likely outdated)
IP Location and Geolocation: NY, Yonkers, U.S.A.
ISP: Optimum Online
Age: 15 (possibly outdated)
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7388590/#7388600 (often mentions himself being "drunk")
-Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVWBsg-AhT9aVvvF5Ue1YQ (http://prntscr.com/np6za4, look in this video's comments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVGgHDlLl5I&)[Embed][Embed]

-Reddit account: /u/Charterplex (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7828205/#7828205)
-Discord: lole#3121 (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7828205/#7828205)
-FurAffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/67nobody/ (first mention: https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7587748/#7589019)
-8chan: is the owner of a board called /baaa/ https://8ch.net/baaa/
-Has a diaper and inflation fetish
-Has a fantasy about being put in a diaper by a "mommy kangaroo"

2019-01-07 06:19:35 United States, Yonkers
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/71.0.3578.98 Safari/537.36
no referrer ool-4a5ac7ec.dyn.optonline.net Optimum Online
Source: https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7260507/#7265355

Confirmations of his face:

A pedozoo diapershit https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8798397/#q8800136
A pedo diapershit for humans https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8884674/#q8886636
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lol really this is about me eh? shut the fuck up
>>31898 how am i tripfagging? you mean analockman right?
>>35297 >posts screencap of tripG​AMERGATE being a faggot >says please get this retard off our board >anon says WTF R U TALKIN BOUT ME? There's two dots to connect and you can't seem to.

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CatboyKami the streamer formerly known as Lolisocks Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 22:05:47 ID: 61b3aa No.24932 [Reply] [Last]
Kami (as he calls himself) is a crossdressing IRL streamer from Brisbane Australia. He is best known for leeching off Nick Fuentes and dressing as a "catboy". He used to streams his entire life as a NEET 24/7 from his room which had posters of lolis plastered all over the walls and sex toys scattered across the floor. He has been banned from a number of streaming sites including dlive, twitch and mixer. He proclaims to have been diagnosed as autistic, this is very likely to be true given his poor social skills and his inability to refrain from discussing "redpilled" topics. He streams from this channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCC7Q2o-qeM2N3n5ZEDNq_bw His earliest streams can be found on his "main channel, along with his edited videos https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFeLOPWbIj2O1rOq14KI_iA
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>>32533 That is just what peak optics looks like in fact of course.
>>32533 yeah even playgoicarti, his main defender, was taken aback. I'll try and find the timestamp or clip it later during the week. It was supposed to be clipped but I think the weasel gave up
>>31923 I thought Tik Tok was about music.
>>32533 >Lolisocks admits that he had sex with a man specifically a trap. Lolisocks confirmed for peak trad.
https://youtu.be/SNzpiJbCpvA?t=1157 During Nick's interview with Ryan Dawson he claims Lolisocks is now getting married to a girl in LA

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING

>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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>8chan thread is dead >people are still chatting here what?
>>29611 >posting on glowchan
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>>23367 >not trusting anyone over thirty Peek Boomer
Mr. Moon needs to build a new server and his users are asking him to sell stickers so it can be funded.
So how long before Jewsh's Tranny Clothes Store shuts down for good ala ED?

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Chris-chan / CWC Thread Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 18:13:36 ID: 807ca3 No.521 [Reply] [Last]
Bronycon has ended, now Chris returns home. Post the latest CWC related updates ITT. Just recently we learned from his twitter that he caused a fender-bender and (allegedly) kicked a cop car, soon discovering he's blacklisted from Papa John due to the machinations of the evil trolls.

Tweet archive:
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>>31917 It's almost like everyone that replies to this thread complaining about the lack of cocks is some faggot from reddit or foxdickfarms that pretends to be an old fag. I hope they eventually fuck off or post some of the cocks they so badly desire other anons post instead of demanding to be spoonfed and bumping the thread everyday to blog post.
>>31918 Seriously though, if you want fresh Chris cocks either make it or fuck off. It isn't the boards fault Jewsh and his band of trannies have him locked up in a hugbox so tight no one can enter.
>>31918 Baste [✓] Redpilled [✓]
>>31918 yes of course, TRUE oldfags only use the IBS thread and run gayops on people they think are pedos
>>31917 he has a twitter, facebook, and youtube channel you can look for cocks instead of having someone else cut it up in little kiddy bitesized chunks for you mr oldfag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysy6V_uaeV8

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